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 [ti:打面缸]
 [ar:罗家宝 小飞红 陆云飞 文觉非 王中王]
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 [au:吕玉郎]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]打面缸
[00:00.00]罗家宝 小飞红 陆云飞 文觉非 王中王演唱
[00:00.00]吕玉郎撰曲
[00:00.00]罗家宝饰张才
[00:00.00]小飞红饰周腊梅
[00:00.00]陆云飞饰知县
[00:00.00]文觉非饰都头
[00:00.00]王中王饰师爷
[00:00.00]根据梁海鹏改编自汉剧同名剧本改编
[00:00.00]广东粤剧院四团演出
[00:00.00] 
[00:41.50](众人上介)
[00:41.50]知县: (白)
[00:41.50]做官做得清，咸鱼冇得蒸，有人来告状，打开大天秤，左右，将击鼓肥羊带上
[00:53.00] 
[00:53.00]众人: (白)
[00:53.00]知道
[01:07.50] 
[01:07.50]知县: (白)
[01:07.50]你可是击鼓鸣冤，快把姓名报上
[01:13.00] 
[01:13.00]腊梅: (白)
[01:13.00]小女子，周腊梅
[01:15.50] 
[01:15.50]知县、都头、师爷: (白)
[01:15.50]腊梅
[01:22.50] 
[01:22.50]知县: (白)
[01:22.50]做乜嘢呀？阿梅，你到来打官司可有状词？
[01:33.00] 
[01:33.00]腊梅: (白)
[01:33.00]并无状词
[01:35.50] 
[01:35.50]知县: (白)
[01:35.50]冇状词咩？得得得，人来，担张凳去
[01:41.00] 
[01:41.00]衙役: (白)
[01:41.00]知道
[01:58.50] 
[01:58.50]知县: (白)
[01:58.50]你既冇状词，起来口述
[02:02.50] 
[02:02.50]腊梅: (白)
[02:02.50]谢太爷
[02:09.00] 
[02:09.00]知县: (白)
[02:09.00]攰了，系唔系？
[02:11.00] 
[02:11.00]众人: (白)
[02:11.00]呵
[02:14.50] 
[02:14.50]知县: (白)
[02:14.50]叫咩？你地系处大惊小怪做咩？行开，你讲呀阿梅
[02:31.00] 
[02:31.00]腊梅: (乙反中板)
[02:31.00]我在青楼，
[02:41.00]十四年华，
[02:45.00]便要我学琴和学唱；
[02:58.00]我未成人，
[03:09.00]年方十五岁，
[03:13.50]便要我侑酒称觞。
[03:26.00] 
[03:26.00](花)
[03:26.00]有阵接不着客人，佢便皮鞭到身上；
[03:41.00] 
[03:41.00]知县: (白)
[03:41.00]呸，大胆鸨母无良，对人如斯毒辣，目无王法，左右，立即将妓院查封，所有床帐，被铺，衣裳，首饰，一律充公
[03:54.00] 
[03:54.00]师爷: (白)
[03:54.00]阿，太爷，腊梅个间妓院乃系官妓院嚟嘅，
[03:58.50] 
[03:58.50]知县: (白)
[03:58.50]官妓院？系噃，有来往嘅噃，立即收回成命，收回成命，腊梅，你继续讲啦
[04:10.50] 
[04:10.50]腊梅: (白)
[04:10.50]太爷，听呀
[04:17.50] 
[04:17.50](手托)
[04:17.50]一切事干我不再多讲，
[04:24.00]只盼你能遂我愿望，
[04:30.00]历尽灾劫，
[04:32.00]至冒死敢告状，
[04:36.00]恳求你大恩赐我从良，
[04:42.50] 
[04:42.50]都头: (接唱)
[04:42.50]太爷你请听我讲
[04:52.00] 
[04:52.00](白)
[04:52.00]太爷，腊梅既是要从良，嫁我都头最妥当啦
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00]知县: (白)
[04:59.00]嫁俾你？你都有几个老婆了
[05:03.00] 
[05:03.00]都头: (白)
[05:03.00]我做官嘅，三妻四妾好应分呀
[05:07.50] 
[05:07.50]知县: (白)
[05:07.50]哼，搞到做官添，你在本知县跟前，有什么官阶，简直一个无名小卒
[05:16.00] 
[05:16.00]师爷: (白)
[05:16.00]系啊，一个咁嘅无名小卒，师爷至啱，佳人配才子，应要嫁师爷至啱
[05:28.00] 
[05:28.00]知县: (白)
[05:28.00]混账，你不能，你亦不能，我唧
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00]都头、师爷: (白)
[05:35.00]都不能
[05:41.00] 
[05:41.00]知县: (白)
[05:41.00]阿梅，你话想从良，本大老爷极之赞成，但系恐怕高不配时低不就，以本大老爷之见，都系在我太太跟前做一个贴身侍婢，你道如何？
[05:59.00] 
[05:59.00]腊梅: (白)
[05:59.00]太爷，有道树高千丈，落叶归根，还望太爷你另为设法才是
[06:09.00] 
[06:09.00]知县: (白)
[06:09.00]系噃
[06:10.50] 
[06:10.50]都头、师爷: (白)
[06:10.50]是呀
[06:21.00] 
[06:21.00]师爷: (白榄)
[06:21.00]霎时想出好主意，衙役张才、行年三十无妻儿，正好与腊梅成好事，张才出差去、我趁机占便宜，嫁佢俾张才、干手净脚了件事
[06:47.50] 
[06:47.50]知县、都头: (白榄)
[06:47.50]嫁俾张才了件事？
[07:01.00] 
[07:01.00]都头: (白榄)
[07:01.00]一家便宜两家着，此计唯有我自己知
[07:09.50] 
[07:09.50]知县: (白榄)
[07:09.50]嫁张才，妥之至，佢系我嘅下属，我系佢嘅上司，
[07:20.50] 
[07:20.50]知县、都头、师爷: (白榄)
[07:20.50]一于要佢嫁张才，干手净脚了件事
[07:44.50] 
[07:44.50]知县: (白)
[07:44.50]周腊梅，
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50]腊梅: (白)
[07:45.50]在
[07:46.50] 
[07:46.50]知县: (白)
[07:46.50]我欲将你配我衙役张才为妻，你道如何？
[07:52.50] 
[07:52.50]腊梅: (白)
[07:52.50]张才呀，太爷，你能否叫他出堂，待我见他一面，然后再从长计议？
[08:09.50] 
[08:09.50]知县: (白)
[08:09.50]得得得，传张才
[08:11.00] 
[08:11.00]众人: (白)
[08:11.00]传张才
[08:15.00] 
[08:15.00]知县: (白)
[08:15.00]慢慢睇真都未迟
[08:18.50] 
[08:18.50]张才: (英雄白)
[08:18.50]不贪钱财不受私，忠忠直直志不移
[08:31.50] 
[08:31.50](白)
[08:31.50]见过太爷
[08:33.00] 
[08:33.00]知县: (白)
[08:33.00]免
[08:34.00] 
[08:34.00]张才: (白)
[08:34.00]谢太爷，太爷呼唤小人，未知有何钧谕？
[08:44.00] 
[08:44.00]知县: (白)
[08:44.00]你一旁站立，我自有用得着你之时
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50]张才: (白)
[08:47.50]知道
[08:50.00] 
[08:50.00]知县: (白)
[08:50.00]周蜡梅，
[08:51.00] 
[08:51.00]腊梅: (白)
[08:51.00]在
[08:52.00] 
[08:52.00]知县: (白)
[08:52.00]此人就是张才
[08:54.00] 
[08:54.00]腊梅: (白)
[08:54.00]此人就是张才
[09:07.50] 
[09:07.50](四不正)
[09:07.50]知县、都头、师爷: (白)
[09:07.50]想真未？
[09:10.50] 
[09:10.50]腊梅: (白)
[09:10.50]小女子愿嫁张才，还望太爷作主呀
[09:17.00] 
[09:17.00]知县: (白)
[09:17.00]张才，
[09:17.50] 
[09:17.50]张才: (白)
[09:17.50]在
[09:18.50] 
[09:18.50]知县: (白)
[09:18.50]本大老爷欲想将周腊梅许配你为妻，你愿唔愿意？
[09:25.00] 
[09:25.00]张才: (白)
[09:25.00]呀，边个唔嫁偏偏要嫁我呢？喂，你是真还假㗎？
[09:31.50] 
[09:31.50]腊梅: (白)
[09:31.50]并无儿戏
[09:34.50] 
[09:34.50]张才: (口古)
[09:34.50]又怕你嫁穷人挨冇起，将来会埋三怨四噃；
[09:41.50] 
[09:41.50]腊梅: (口古)
[09:41.50]又点会呢？只怕你嫌我出身是一个烟花女儿啫。
[09:48.00] 
[09:48.00]张才: (白)
[09:48.00]咁就断断不会
[09:50.50] 
[09:50.50]都头: (白)
[09:50.50]喂，都系都头帮口，你至娶到腊梅嘅噃
[09:58.50] 
[09:58.50]师爷: (白)
[09:58.50]话到尾都系多得师爷出主意
[10:03.50] 
[10:03.50]知县: (白)
[10:03.50]混账，你地快些谢过大老爷恩典，嗱你地话过就系夫妻啦
[10:11.00] 
[10:11.00]张才: (白)
[10:11.00]谢太爷
[10:19.50] 
[10:19.50](快点)
[10:19.50]得成夫妇笑咪咪。
[10:23.50]一拜苍天再拜地；
[10:27.00]百年偕老永不分离。
[10:30.50]三谢太爷回家去；
[10:57.00] 
[10:57.00]师爷: (白)
[10:57.00]太爷，有紧急公文一件，急欲要送往山东
[11:02.00] 
[11:02.00]知县: (白)
[11:02.00]今日谁人值班？
[11:04.00] 
[11:04.00]师爷: (白)
[11:04.00]张才值班
[11:05.50] 
[11:05.50]知县: (白)
[11:05.50]张才值班
[11:07.00] 
[11:07.00]衙役: (白)
[11:07.00]太爷，今日张才新婚，唔好叫佢喇，等我代佢去啦
[11:12.50] 
[11:12.50]都头: (白)
[11:12.50]张才此人，非常能干，佢去至啱啲，非张才不可
[11:19.00] 
[11:19.00]师爷、知县: (白)
[11:19.00]非张才不可，非张才不可
[11:22.00] 
[11:22.00]知县: (白)
[11:22.00]立即交公文与张才，叫他连夜带去山东，去就要快啲，返来慢慢都未迟
[11:31.50] 
[11:31.50]师爷: (白)
[11:31.50]立即带去
[11:32.50] 
[11:32.50]衙役: (白)
[11:32.50]从命
[11:33.00] 
[11:33.00]知县: (白)
[11:33.00]退堂
[12:09.00] 
[12:09.00]都头: (白)
[12:09.00]哦，呢间就系啦，开门
[12:14.50] 
[12:14.50]腊梅: (白)
[12:14.50]呵，来嚟，唉吔
[12:24.00] 
[12:24.00]都头: (白)
[12:24.00]攞命，喂，都头老爷嚟，点解唔开门啊？
[12:32.00] 
[12:32.00]腊梅: (白)
[12:32.00]你嚟做乜嘢呀？
[12:34.50] 
[12:34.50]都头: (白)
[12:34.50]我嚟见吓姑娘你啫，开门先算啦
[12:38.50] 
[12:38.50]腊梅: (白)
[12:38.50]男女有别，等我张才在家先啦
[12:45.50] 
[12:45.50]都头: (白)
[12:45.50]岂有此理哈？阿梅，老爷素来都系磊落光明，你惊我入到来又会点呀？
[13:01.00] 
[13:01.00]腊梅: (白)
[13:01.00]你既然系光明磊落，明日先再到我门前啦
[13:05.00] 
[13:05.00]都头: (白)
[13:05.00]开门先好啩
[13:07.50] 
[13:07.50]腊梅: (白)
[13:07.50]都话唔开啦
[13:10.50] 
[13:10.50]都头: (白)
[13:10.50]你真系唔开？
[13:11.50] 
[13:11.50]腊梅: (白)
[13:11.50]唔开
[13:15.00] 
[13:15.00]都头: (白)
[13:15.00]出过第二笼
[13:22.50] 
[13:22.50](接唱)
[13:22.50]果然胆大不开门。
[13:26.50] 
[13:26.50](花)
[13:26.50]休怪老爷施手段；
[13:35.00] 
[13:35.00](白)
[13:35.00]唉吔，囉命，阿梅呀，你开唔开你呀？
[13:41.50] 
[13:41.50]腊梅: (白)
[13:41.50]都话唔开啦
[13:42.50] 
[13:42.50]都头: (白)
[13:42.50]你真系唔开嘛？
[13:43.50] 
[13:43.50]腊梅: (白)
[13:43.50]唔开
[13:44.50] 
[13:44.50]都头: (白)
[13:44.50]你唔开我就要叫
[13:46.50] 
[13:46.50]腊梅: (白)
[13:46.50]你叫乜嘢？
[13:48.00] 
[13:48.00]都头: (白)
[13:48.00]叫乜嘢？你听住，街坊，邻舍，张才今晚娶老婆，张才嘅老婆系
[13:58.50] 
[13:58.50]腊梅: (白)
[13:58.50]唉吔，系个乜嘢？
[14:04.50] 
[14:04.50]都头: (白)
[14:04.50]系贤良淑女
[14:16.50] 
[14:16.50](白榄)
[14:16.50]手又痛，脚又痠，鼻哥几乎撞到扁，头壳几乎就撼到穿，呀你真正系冇阴功啦，
[14:33.00] 
[14:33.00](白)
[14:33.00]唉唷，呢眼针害得我惨啦，
[14:41.50] 
[14:41.50](接白榄)
[14:41.50]你咁都唔将我可怜，喂，我一心来探你，点解你对我黑口黑面嘅？
[14:54.50] 
[14:54.50](白)
[14:54.50]阿梅，梅呀，倾呀，坐吓，坐吓
[15:14.00] 
[15:14.00]师爷: (诗白)
[15:14.00]三国尽归司马懿，今宵才子会婵娟
[15:31.50] 
[15:31.50](白)
[15:31.50]开门呀
[15:34.50] 
[15:34.50]腊梅: (白)
[15:34.50]边个？
[15:37.00] 
[15:37.00]师爷: (白)
[15:37.00]张郎
[15:38.50] 
[15:38.50]腊梅: (白)
[15:38.50]哦
[15:44.50] 
[15:44.50](口古)
[15:44.50]是张才，你点打算；
[15:47.50] 
[15:47.50]都头: (口古)
[15:47.50]我一于打佢两三拳。
[15:51.00] 
[15:51.00]师爷: (白)
[15:51.00]开门呀
[15:58.00] 
[15:58.00]都头: (白榄)
[15:58.00]事干一穿出就唔上算，通知个太老爷、个阵我搞唔掂，大姐你可怜、揾个地方我好钻
[16:14.00] 
[16:14.00]腊梅: (白榄)
[16:14.00]你若果想吓逃生，就钻入个灶窟里边先
[16:20.00] 
[16:20.00]师爷: (白)
[16:20.00]开门
[16:23.50] 
[16:23.50]腊梅: (白)
[16:23.50]快点啦，嚟啦，嚟啦，人呢？人呢？
[16:43.00] 
[16:43.00]师爷: (白)
[16:43.00]人唔系处？
[16:46.00] 
[16:46.00]腊梅: (白)
[16:46.00]哈，真系，咁唔生性，新婚夫妇，成日讲笑，张郎
[16:56.50] 
[16:56.50]师爷: (白)
[16:56.50]哈，小生有礼
[17:03.00] 
[17:03.00]腊梅: (口古)
[17:03.00]师爷，你嚟有乜事情呀？须知道现在都已经更阑人静啰；
[17:12.00] 
[17:12.00]师爷: (口古)
[17:12.00]就系好在更阑人静，趁张才外出，我来陪你，免致你一个人冷清清呀。
[17:24.00] 
[17:24.00]腊梅: (白)
[17:24.00]上炉香，归家娘，你夜麻麻嚟有乜好呀？
[17:28.50] 
[17:28.50]师爷: (白)
[17:28.50]咁又唔系旧时一样，使乜系处夹埋哂啲假正经呢？师爷系个读书人，你是个佳人，所谓才子配佳人，佳人配才子，咁至合秤呀
[17:55.50] 
[17:55.50]知县: (白)
[17:55.50]开门呀周大姐
[17:57.00] 
[17:57.00]腊梅: (白)
[17:57.00]呵
[18:02.00] 
[18:02.00]师爷: (白)
[18:02.00]有师爷响处，无须惊恐
[18:09.50] 
[18:09.50]腊梅: (白)
[18:09.50]边个呀？
[18:11.00] 
[18:11.00]知县: (白)
[18:11.00]知县大老爷到呀
[18:12.50] 
[18:12.50]师爷: (白)
[18:12.50]知县大老爷呀死人，唔系啩，咁啱，你系边个呀？
[18:24.50] 
[18:24.50]知县: (白)
[18:24.50]大老爷呀
[18:27.00] 
[18:27.00]师爷: (白)
[18:27.00]到来做乜嘢呀？
[18:29.00] 
[18:29.00]知县: (白)
[18:29.00]到来查夜
[18:38.50] 
[18:38.50]师爷: (花)
[18:38.50]上天无路，入地无门，这叫小生何去何从。
[18:51.00] 
[18:51.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[18:51.00]等我开门话师爷在此间，
[18:54.50] 
[18:54.50]师爷: (白)
[18:54.50]唉吔救命救命呀
[18:57.00] 
[18:57.00]腊梅: (白)
[18:57.00]你头先教我话，
[18:59.00] 
[18:59.00](接唱)
[18:59.00]你话无须惊恐话咁嘛；
[19:07.50] 
[19:07.50]师爷: (接唱)
[19:07.50]讲笑揾第样，救苦救难，咪咁冇阴功。
[19:17.00]若若踢穿唔止话炒鱿鱼，重要连条命仔都水咁冻；
[19:28.00] 
[19:28.00](白)
[19:28.00]可怜吓呀
[19:30.00] 
[19:30.00]腊梅: (白)
[19:30.00]好啦，你匿埋系处面缸里面喇，唔好乱说乱动呀
[19:33.50] 
[19:33.50]师爷: (白)
[19:33.50]匿埋系处面缸呀？喃无阿弥陀佛，喃无阿弥陀佛
[19:44.00] 
[19:44.00](诗白)
[19:44.00]唉，估话今宵乘龙跨凤客，变作滚水渌虾公咯
[19:56.50] 
[19:56.50]知县: (白)
[19:56.50]开门呀阿梅，开门呀阿梅
[20:10.00] 
[20:10.00]腊梅: (白)
[20:10.00]太爷，你深夜到来，有何贵干呀？
[20:13.00] 
[20:13.00]知县: (白)
[20:13.00]外面好猛风，入去先至倾，入去先至倾呀
[20:30.00] 
[20:30.00]腊梅: (白)
[20:30.00]点解你要闩埋度门啫？你查乜夜呀？
[20:34.50] 
[20:34.50]知县: (白)
[20:34.50]查夜又点用到本大老爷到嚟呀？不过我有些少礼物想送俾你啫
[20:43.50] 
[20:43.50](龙舟)
[20:43.50]我忙敬奉，
[20:47.50]恕我礼不恭；
[20:53.00]物微义重表情浓。
[20:59.00]我送你一樽茶油，睇你嚟受用；
[21:06.50]重有一盒鹅蛋粉，睇你搽咗个面白檬檬。
[21:14.00]重有一只木梳来相送；
[21:19.50]呢道重有胭脂两贴，等你搽咗面红红。
[21:26.50]重有手巾仔三条，送俾你来受用；
[21:33.00]呢处重有花鞋一对，等你着起摇曳生风。
[21:42.00]睇过都系些小东西，你咪怪我唔尊重；
[21:48.50]请你收齐礼物呀，同我饮杯状元红。
[21:55.50] 
[21:55.50](白)
[21:55.50]嗱，你同我饮杯喇阿梅
[21:58.00] 
[21:58.00]腊梅: (白)
[21:58.00]我呢道冇烧酒，酒杯都冇嘅
[22:00.50] 
[22:00.50]知县: (白)
[22:00.50]嘻，你冇啫，我有带来呀，嗱，呢度暖酒一壶，酒杯成对，筷子两双，花生一包，碗碟俱全，样样都带齐
[22:15.50] 
[22:15.50]腊梅: (白)
[22:15.50]请你自便啦，我唔饮喇
[22:18.00] 
[22:18.00]知县: (白)
[22:18.00]我叫你饮你都唔饮喇哈
[22:27.50] 
[22:27.50](花)
[22:27.50]我生平闷酒饮唔惯，你都要唱支歌仔等我散下心。
[22:39.50] 
[22:39.50]腊梅: (接唱)
[22:39.50]我再不色笑迎人，恕我实难答允；
[22:48.50] 
[22:48.50]知县: (白)
[22:48.50]乜我叫你唱你都唔唱，好我立即叫公艇兼拉人，咪话大老爷太黑心，先罚阿梅回返妓院，张才革职要踎低
[23:08.00] 
[23:08.00]腊梅: (白)
[23:08.00]太爷，使乜咁快就反面啊，咁我唱完你听完就誃嘅了嘛？
[23:15.00] 
[23:15.00]知县: (白)
[23:15.00]我听完就溜之大吉
[23:18.00] 
[23:18.00]腊梅: (白)
[23:18.00]咁又冇元朔又冇帮腔点唱呀？
[23:21.00] 
[23:21.00]知县: (白)
[23:21.00]我做元朔我做帮腔唔系得咯
[23:26.00] 
[23:26.00]腊梅: (白)
[23:26.00]唉，唱系唱啦
[23:28.00] 
[23:28.00]知县: (白)
[23:28.00]系咯咁至系㗎梅
[23:32.50] 
[23:32.50](？)
[23:32.50]听听听个么令动听，
[23:37.50] 
[23:37.50]腊梅: (接唱)
[23:37.50]一更天，
[23:40.00]月东边，
[23:43.00]什么东西声声叫，
[23:47.50] 
[23:47.50]知县: (接唱)
[23:47.50]什么东西声声叫，
[23:52.00] 
[23:52.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[23:52.00]你听一听，
[23:54.00]你听一听，
[23:56.50]灶里只猫儿叫，
[24:00.00] 
[24:00.00]知县: (接唱)
[24:00.00]灶里只猫儿叫，
[24:03.00] 
[24:03.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[24:03.00]猫儿怎样叫，
[24:07.00] 
[24:07.00]知县: (接唱)
[24:07.00]佢喵喵，
[24:09.50]咁样叫，
[24:12.00] 
[24:12.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[24:12.00]佢叫得人，真讨厌，
[24:16.00] 
[24:16.00]知县: (接唱)
[24:16.00]叫得人，真讨厌，
[24:27.00] 
[24:27.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[24:27.00]二更天，
[24:29.00]月升天，
[24:31.50]什么东西声声叫，
[24:35.50] 
[24:35.50]知县: (接唱)
[24:35.50]什么东西声声叫，
[24:40.00] 
[24:40.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[24:40.00]你听一听，
[24:42.00]你听一听，
[24:44.00]面缸的老鼠叫呀，
[24:47.50] 
[24:47.50]知县: (接唱)
[24:47.50]面缸的老鼠叫呀，
[24:50.50] 
[24:50.50]腊梅: (接唱)
[24:50.50]老鼠怎样叫呀，
[24:54.50] 
[24:54.50]知县: (接唱)
[24:54.50]佢吱吱，
[24:56.50]咁样叫，
[24:58.50] 
[24:58.50]腊梅: (接唱)
[24:58.50]叫得人，真怕听，
[25:02.50] 
[25:02.50]知县: (接唱)
[25:02.50]叫得人，真怕听，
[25:13.00] 
[25:13.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[25:13.00]三更天，
[25:15.50]月中天，
[25:17.00]什么东西声声叫，
[25:21.00] 
[25:21.00]知县: (接唱)
[25:21.00]什么东西声声叫，
[25:25.00] 
[25:25.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[25:25.00]你听一听，
[25:27.00]你听一听，
[25:28.50]有只乌嘴狗佢声声叫，
[25:32.00] 
[25:32.00]知县: (接唱)
[25:32.00]有只乌嘴狗佢声声叫，
[25:35.00] 
[25:35.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[25:35.00]只乌嘴狗佢怎么叫呀，
[25:38.00] 
[25:38.00]知县: (接唱)
[25:38.00]佢汪汪，
[25:42.00]咁样叫，
[25:44.00] 
[25:44.00]腊梅: (接唱)
[25:44.00]叫得人，真好笑，
[25:48.00] 
[25:48.00]知县: (接唱)
[25:48.00]叫得人，真好笑，
[25:52.50] 
[25:52.50]腊梅: (接唱)
[25:52.50]唱咗咁就算啦
[25:57.00] 
[25:57.00]知县: (白)
[25:57.00]嘻嘻，唱得好，唱得好，埋嚟饮杯啦阿梅，埋来饮杯先阿梅
[26:12.50] 
[26:12.50]张才: (花)
[26:12.50]公事暂不顾，难舍燕尔新婚。
[26:19.00]鼓报四更，且自回家交杯合卺；
[26:26.00] 
[26:26.00](白)
[26:26.00]开门
[26:27.50] 
[26:27.50]腊梅: (白)
[26:27.50]边个呀？
[26:28.50] 
[26:28.50]张才: (白)
[26:28.50]张才
[26:29.50] 
[26:29.50]腊梅: (白)
[26:29.50]唉吔，张才回来啦
[26:32.00] 
[26:32.00]知县: (白)
[26:32.00]咪开，边个呀？
[26:36.50] 
[26:36.50]腊梅: (白)
[26:36.50]张才返来啦
[26:37.50] 
[26:37.50]知县: (白)
[26:37.50]嘻，张才去山东送公文，又点会返嚟呢？咪好理佢自
[26:44.00] 
[26:44.00]腊梅: (白)
[26:44.00]你不信等我开门嘅啦
[26:46.00] 
[26:46.00]知县: (白)
[26:46.00]咪，等我问吓先，等我问吓先，边个呀？
[26:53.50] 
[26:53.50]张才: (白)
[26:53.50]张才
[26:56.00] 
[26:56.00]知县: (白)
[26:56.00]系喇，真系张才返来，快点开后门或者，开后门或者
[27:02.50] 
[27:02.50]腊梅: (白)
[27:02.50]我呢度冇后门嘅
[27:03.50] 
[27:03.50]知县: (白)
[27:03.50]乜你替我想办法救我了，撞见点得㗎嘅咁样？嚟啦
[27:08.00] 
[27:08.00]腊梅: (白)
[27:08.00]匿埋床下底先啦
[27:10.00] 
[27:10.00]知县: (白)
[27:10.00]床下底咁污糟又点得呢？
[27:12.00] 
[27:12.00]腊梅: (白)
[27:12.00]乜嘢？
[27:13.00] 
[27:13.00]知县: (白)
[27:13.00]呀好好
[27:26.00] 
[27:26.00]腊梅: (白)
[27:26.00]啊，返来啦
[27:37.50] 
[27:37.50]张才: (接唱)
[27:37.50]何以开门咁迟慢，所为何因。
[27:45.50]见你神态失常，应对我讲明底蕴；
[27:53.50] 
[27:53.50]腊梅: (接唱)
[27:53.50]我先问张郎一事，你能否相信我为人。
[28:02.50] 
[28:02.50]张才: (接唱)
[28:02.50]彼此情属夫妻，还望直言无隐；
[28:15.00] 
[28:15.00](白)
[28:15.00]真定假？
[28:16.50] 
[28:16.50]腊梅: (白)
[28:16.50]真系嘅
[28:23.50] 
[28:23.50]张才: (白)
[28:23.50]唉吔
[28:28.50] 
[28:28.50](快点)
[28:28.50]筲箕冚鬼一窩神。
[28:32.00] 
[28:32.00](转花)
[28:32.00]事到如今，忍无可忍；
[29:26.50] 
[29:26.50](白)
[29:26.50]出嚟
[29:28.50] 
[29:28.50]知县、都头、师爷: (白)
[29:28.50]死都唔出
[29:29.50] 
[29:29.50]张才: (白)
[29:29.50]出唔出呀？阿梅，攞滚水出来
[29:32.00] 
[29:32.00]腊梅: (白)
[29:32.00]哦
[29:32.50] 
[29:32.50]知县、都头、师爷: (白)
[29:32.50]出咯，出咯
[29:56.50] 
[29:56.50]张才: (白)
[29:56.50]三更半夜到嚟，非奸即盗，我同你去见街坊地保
[30:02.50] 
[30:02.50]知县: (白)
[30:02.50]咪系，你地新婚，我来送礼
[30:05.50] 
[30:05.50]张才: (白)
[30:05.50]送礼？
[30:07.50] 
[30:07.50]腊梅: (白)
[30:07.50]送乜礼呀？送呢啲烂鬼嘢，嗱，俾返你，俾返你，俾返你
[30:17.50] 
[30:17.50]都头: (白)
[30:17.50]我唔系送呢啲，我送廿两纹银
[30:21.50] 
[30:21.50]师爷: (白)
[30:21.50]我三十两
[30:23.50] 
[30:23.50]张才: (白)
[30:23.50]呸
[30:24.50] 
[30:24.50]知县: (白)
[30:24.50]我送一百
[30:26.00] 
[30:26.00]张才: (白)
[30:26.00]住口
[30:28.50] 
[30:28.50](七字清)
[30:28.50]你以为有钱可通神。
[30:32.00]送礼为名图非分；
[30:35.00]欺侮张才万不能。
[30:38.50] 
[30:38.50](花)
[30:38.50]我只要乌纱红袍，唔要银；
[30:47.00] 
[30:47.00]知县: (白)
[30:47.00]唔得㗎，我小小一个知县，都系天子门生，揾啲咁嘢搞啊？
[30:51.50] 
[30:51.50]张才: (白)
[30:51.50]去
[31:12.50] 
[31:12.50]都头: (白)
[31:12.50]上下五更要升堂了老爷
[31:15.00] 
[31:15.00]知县: (白)
[31:15.00]重升鬼升马咩？
[31:22.50] 
[31:22.50](接唱)
[31:22.50]唉，剥了红袍乌纱帽，重有乜面子去见人呀。
[31:31.50]