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 [ti:光棍姻缘]
 [ar:梁醒波 凤凰女]
 [al:]
 [au:潘一帆]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]光棍姻缘
[00:00.00]梁醒波 凤凰女演唱
[00:00.00]潘一帆撰曲
[00:00.00]尹自重音乐
[00:00.00] 
[00:05.00]时清: (起反线青梅竹马)
[00:05.00]担番口大雪笳咋,
[00:10.00]充生晒认经理,
[00:14.50]捞世界要醒目,
[00:19.00]一于当玩把戏,
[00:24.00]着起西装革履,
[00:29.00]USA,欧西美,
[00:34.00]我实在系无乜声气嘅噃
[00:38.00] 
[00:38.00](转反线渔歌晚唱)
[00:38.00]时常系靠滚,
[00:43.00]全凭去棍返嚟,
[00:49.50]刚啱有只大鹧鸪,
[00:55.00]哗,肥就确系肥,
[01:00.00]佢今晚重约咗我睇大戏
[01:06.00] 
[01:06.00](二王)
[01:06.00]所以我抛砖引玉,
[01:10.00]好多八宝至度得咋,
[01:18.00]嗰几只鸡啫。
[01:27.00]希望财色兼收,
[01:32.00]宁愿在戏院门前罚企系嘞 (收掘);
[01:45.00] 
[01:45.00](白)
[01:45.00]咦咦咦,乜咁耐都未嚟㗎喂
[01:55.00] 
[01:55.00]露丝: (卖相思)
[01:55.00]老衬何妨要多㩒,
[02:00.00]我都好少理,
[02:05.00]猛抛生藕,
[02:11.00]系都要揾便宜,
[02:15.50]近日有只肥羊,
[02:20.00]佢话住响跑马地喎,
[02:26.00]佢话佢响银行,
[02:30.00]系自己揸大旗
[02:40.00] 
[02:40.00](花)
[02:40.00]做光棍都无非为把亲娘养活,希望斩到啲老衬鲜血淋漓。
[02:56.00]多多少少都无相干,总求天天都要发市 (收掘);
[03:10.00] 
[03:10.00]时清: (白)
[03:10.00]哈佬,MISS 露丝,而家至嚟呀,阴功咯,做乜珊珊来迟,你难为我颈都望长,企到脚都痹嘞 (一才),
[03:22.00] 
[03:22.00]露丝: (白)
[03:22.00]系咩,唉吔真系对唔住嘞陈经理 (一才),
[03:25.50] 
[03:25.50]时清: (插白)
[03:25.50]唔紧要,
[03:27.00] 
[03:27.00]露丝: (白)
[03:27.00]我都唔想去睇戏咯,
[03:28.50] 
[03:28.50]时清: (白)
[03:28.50]点解呀?
[03:29.00] 
[03:29.00]露丝: (白)
[03:29.00]不如你陪我去百货公司啦,
[03:33.00] 
[03:33.00]时清: (口古)
[03:33.00]呀去公司系吗?唔,第日至去啦不如,今日机会难逢,今晚呢出特别系好戏嚟㗎;
[03:40.50] 
[03:40.50]露丝: (口古)
[03:40.50]睇戏呀?唔又好,唉吔你睇吓人地场场都满座㗎,呀唔啱等我揾阿黄仔,同我地买几条黑市飞啦好嘛。
[03:51.00] 
[03:51.00]时清: (白)
[03:51.00]好,我度有钱,等我,等我
[03:58.00] 
[03:58.00](三脚凳)
[03:58.00]呢度啱啱有八个银钱,两张超等都有多余。
[04:07.50] 
[04:07.50]露丝: (花)
[04:07.50]咁你企响处等一阵间呢,我买到就番嚟揾你㗎嘞;
[04:18.00] 
[04:18.00]时清: (白)
[04:18.00]快啲嘞吓
[04:19.00] 
[04:19.00]露丝: (白)
[04:19.00]等我啰噃,等我啰噃吓
[04:20.00] 
[04:20.00]时清: (白)
[04:20.00]唔,快啲,快啲
[04:23.50] 
[04:23.50](四点介白)
[04:23.50]咦乜四点㗎嘞,系啦,乜咁呀喂,
[04:32.00] 
[04:32.00](花)
[04:32.00]系啦乜佢去如黄鹤,足足罚咗我企几小时啰噃。
[04:39.00]弊嘞,唔通呢账光棍遇着无皮柴,唔得,等我周围去揾吓佢去咗边一处咋;
[04:50.00] 
[04:50.00](白)
[04:50.00]哦,露丝你番嚟
[04:51.00] 
[04:51.00]露丝: (白)
[04:51.00]你叫边一个呀?边个识得你呀
[04:53.00] 
[04:53.00]时清: (白)
[04:53.00]喂,老虎头上你敢叮虱乸,精嘅就快啲回水啰噃
[04:57.00] 
[04:57.00]露丝: (白)
[04:57.00]笑话乜回回声咁大担
[05:00.00] 
[05:00.00]时清: (秃头中板)
[05:00.00]唉吔吔你真系胆大包天,
[05:06.00]居然做鳄鱼虱乸系嘛,
[05:10.00]呢帐量你插翼都难飞。
[05:18.00]若果我吹银鸡,
[05:23.00] 
[05:23.00]露丝: (白)
[05:23.00]拉我啰噃
[05:24.00] 
[05:24.00]时清: (白)
[05:24.00]驶乜讲
[05:25.00] 
[05:25.00](续唱)
[05:25.00]一经嗌起啲差人,
[05:28.00]就要将你当堂锁起;
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00]露丝: (白)
[05:35.00]我又唔信呀
[05:37.00] 
[05:37.00]时清: (续唱)
[05:37.00]你系无皮柴,
[05:44.00]呢趟你当堂撞特嘞啩,
[05:48.00]精你就快啲回番嗰八皮咯噃。
[05:55.00] 
[05:55.00]露丝: (插白)
[05:55.00]笑话
[05:56.00] 
[05:56.00]时清: (续唱)
[05:56.00]你对住老行尊,
[06:03.00]你都够胆嚟偷鸡,
[06:06.00]同你讲多都嫌嘥声坏气;
[06:15.00]真正系行行衰运,
[06:22.00]老鼠食老鼠,
[06:25.00]点知义气搏到儿戏。
[06:34.00]今帐索错油,
[06:42.00]谁料你不问良心,
[06:47.00]将我当堂一壳就跷起;
[06:57.00]而家拆穿咗你个西洋镜啰噃,
[07:05.00]好嘞你就有柴有米啰噃,
[07:09.50]难为我要抵制嗰个肚皮嘞。
[07:19.00] 
[07:19.00](花)
[07:19.00]喂精你就快啲回番水过嚟,否则我叫人拉你个噃;
[07:26.00] 
[07:26.00]露丝: (白)
[07:26.00]咪住咋
[07:33.00] 
[07:33.00](反线中板)
[07:33.00]却原来你系冒牌经理,
[07:46.00]无非打肿块面学人肥。
[07:57.00] 
[07:57.00]时清: (白)
[07:57.00]重咁抵死系嘛
[07:58.50] 
[07:58.50]露丝: (续唱)
[07:58.50]我冒充交际花,
[08:08.00]无非因家境困难,
[08:12.50]至有干此欺人把戏;
[08:25.00]我本是好女儿,
[08:35.00]只为家贫亲老,
[08:40.00]全赖我棍骗疗饥。
[08:51.00] 
[08:51.00]时清: (白)
[08:51.00]惨嘞我
[08:52.00] 
[08:52.00]露丝: (续唱)
[08:52.00]记得甫逢君,
[09:02.50]见你衣服豪华,
[09:07.00]惹起我垂涎嚟关顾你㗎咋;
[09:20.00]估话遇财神,
[09:30.00]我重叮咛密约,
[09:34.50]向你卖尽生藕横飞。
[09:49.00]岂料系同行,
[10:00.00]光棍遇着无皮柴,
[10:05.00]谁知你系个青砖沙梨;
[10:20.50]现在银纸都花清,
[10:32.00]只换得松柴白米咋,
[10:38.00]怎能合浦还珠。
[10:53.00] 
[10:53.00](花)
[10:53.00]嗱如果你吊起个砂煲,
[10:57.00] 
[10:57.00]时清: (白)
[10:57.00]点呀?
[11:00.00] 
[11:00.00]露丝: (接唱)
[11:00.00]你至多跟埋我番屋企;
[11:13.00]人类贵同情,不忍你挨饥饿,等我救济你个肚皮 (收掘)。
[11:27.00] 
[11:27.00]时清: (白)
[11:27.00]喂,系唔系呀?系就好啰
[11:32.00] 
[11:32.00](天上人间)
[11:32.00]你真系良心不欺,
[11:34.00]你良心不欺,
[11:36.50]喂行家真知己,
[11:40.50] 
[11:40.50]露丝: (接唱)
[11:40.50]咁我又何必相欺,
[11:43.00]何必相欺,
[11:45.00]做行家总要通通气㗎嘛,
[11:50.00] 
[11:50.00]时清: (接唱)
[11:50.00]撞特真正嘥心机,
[11:53.00] 
[11:53.00]露丝: (接唱)
[11:53.00]喂棍骗本来系犯法事,
[11:57.00] 
[11:57.00]时清: (白)
[11:57.00]犯法
[11:58.00] 
[11:58.00](接唱)
[11:58.00]回头就不干结知己,
[12:06.00] 
[12:06.00]露丝: (接唱)
[12:06.00]大家结相知,
[12:10.00] 
[12:10.00]时清: (接唱)
[12:10.00]莫非你对我有真情义,
[12:14.50] 
[12:14.50]露丝: (接唱)
[12:14.50]与你共谐鸳侣,
[12:19.00]要你同我画眼眉
[12:22.00] 
[12:22.00]时清: (白)
[12:22.00]好啰,
[12:28.00] 
[12:28.00](快中板)
[12:28.00]艳福飞来心欢喜;
[12:32.00]自新改过当及时。
[12:35.00] 
[12:35.00](白)
[12:35.00]阿露丝呀,
[12:37.00] 
[12:37.00](花)
[12:37.00]我地一于大家转行,永远都唔做呢啲欺人生意;
[12:49.00] 
[12:49.00]露丝: (花)
[12:49.00]光棍姻缘成美眷,
[12:55.50] 
[12:55.50]时清: (花)
[12:55.50]我地一于明年增加生产,
[12:58.00] 
[12:58.00]露丝: (白)
[12:58.00]乜嘢叫做增加生产啫
[13:01.00] 
[13:01.00]时清: (白)
[13:01.00]哦乜你咁都唔明白,
[13:02.00] 
[13:02.00]露丝: (白)
[13:02.00]唔明呀
[13:04.00] 
[13:04.00]时清: (接唱)
[13:04.00]我就系想共你生个 BB 吖嘛。
[13:09.00] 
[13:09.00]露丝: (白)
[13:09.00]吓咪啦!
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