| [ti:鬼馬睇相]
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| [ar:張月兒 鄧碧雲]
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[00:00.00] | 鬼馬睇相
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[00:00.00] | 張月兒 鄧碧雲演唱
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[00:00.00] |
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[00:14.50] | 生: (板眼)
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[00:14.50] | 呢嗱未學睇相,
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[00:19.50] | 先就要學嚇眼光;
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[00:24.00] | 嗱睇真叻,佢係老襯嘅,就唔怕亂噤一場。
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[00:33.00] | 頭一句呀開聲,就係贈看左掌;
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[00:39.00] | 分文不受唔收錢叻兄弟,等佢心安。
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[00:48.00] | 指咗佢埋嚟,個陣噤住嚟搶叻;
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[00:57.00] | 不拘佢係多少嘅,總要有得落行。
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[01:04.00] | 說話要相關呢,全系靠撞;
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[01:13.00] | 自然講到,佢眼核光光。
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[01:22.00] | 得佢受窘,咁就有水磅;
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[01:31.00] | 黑白兩米,我都不用孤寒。
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[01:39.50] | 呢嗱我件百櫃嘅長衫,就永不洗熨;
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[01:49.50] |
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[01:49.50] | (白)
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[01:49.50] | 我執番個眼鏡先咋
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[01:51.50] |
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[01:51.50] | (接唱)
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[01:51.50] | 咁至夠大方。
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[01:56.00] | 掛起個招牌,自有人家上當;
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[02:04.50] |
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[02:04.50] | (白)
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[02:04.50] | 嚟啦先生大姑
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[02:07.00] |
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[02:07.00] | (接唱)
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[02:07.00] | 你地想睇相,
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[02:12.00] | 我包靈十足十足十足遠近名揚。
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[02:23.00] |
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[02:23.00] | (叫白)
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[02:23.00] | 占卦算命,睇相
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[02:42.50] |
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[02:42.50] | 旦: (小鑼相思上唱毛毛雨)
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[02:42.50] | 我探親家,
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[02:47.00] | 偶經過路旁,
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[02:55.00] | 見街邊,
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[02:59.00] | 有的先生列成行,
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[03:07.00] | 有的占卦,
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[03:11.50] | 或說流年或睇相,
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[03:17.50] | 心思思,
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[03:21.50] | 我要問嚇點樣
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[03:28.50] |
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[03:28.50] | (轉花)
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[03:28.50] | 睇嚇我今年嘅運程,順便睇嚇相;
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[03:38.00] |
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[03:38.00] | 生: (收白)
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[03:38.00] | 嚟叻嚟叻,善觀氣色,分清形格,各人命運各不同,有人指點至容易會發達,呢你睇嚇石崇富貴得咁交關,點解範丹就會窮到口擘擘呢,有的食咗雞腎卻嫌肥呀朋友,有的就連雞毛都冇得喫,笑面殺人,心腸毒辣,扮豬捉老虎,人心莫測叻,周身花靚一咪牙擦擦,白霍無根隨時抵刮,大砲亂車,呢的梗系下巴紙紮叻,你睇真嚇叻朋友,若果你話成世怕老婆呢嚇,嗰的梗系生得尖頭突額啦,若果你話唔俾老公娶妾侍,呢的就分明就量窄喇,你睇香港油麻地白加士街,排排拍拍,救急夫人必定辣撻,臭宿難聞,又騷又壓,佢就整得鬼聲鬼氣整銷魂
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[04:36.50] |
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[04:36.50] | 旦: (插白)
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[04:36.50] | 唉吔乜咁夜呀先生
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[04:38.00] |
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[04:38.00] | 生: (接白)
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[04:38.00] | 呢的梗系生出賤格叻,所以話先觀形格定窮通,莫話貧窮無發達,你睇嚇駝背嘅阿姑呀,都會遇著的演胸人客啦嗎,喂朋友唔使怕醜噃,若果你想知道幾時行運呢嚇,不妨埋嚟問嚇我呢個生菩薩叻
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[04:59.00] |
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[04:59.00] | 旦: (叫白)
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[04:59.00] | 啊
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[05:06.00] |
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[05:06.00] | (起花下句)
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[05:06.00] | 我聽罷呢位先生嘅言論,一定係相法精良。
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[05:18.00] | 唉吔我叫句先生
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[05:23.00] |
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[05:23.00] | 生: (應介白)
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[05:23.00] | 唔
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[05:23.50] |
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[05:23.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[05:23.50] | 生呀
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[05:24.50] |
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[05:24.50] | 生: (口白)
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[05:24.50] | 唔
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[05:26.00] |
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[05:26.00] | 旦: (續唱)
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[05:26.00] | 你能唔能夠,贈看嚇手掌呀;
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[05:33.50] |
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[05:33.50] | (收白)
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[05:33.50] | 贈兩句,都怕得啩生?
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[05:36.00] |
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[05:36.00] | 生: (搶白)
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[05:36.00] | 得,你行埋嚟,等先生贈你幾句,好聲行,檻門檻
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[05:42.00] |
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[05:42.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[05:42.00] | 哦,唔該你贈贈呢
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[05:45.00] |
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[05:45.00] | 生: (口白)
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[05:45.00] | 好呀,嗱,但凡看相嘅,先要看掌,有好相不如有好掌,男左女右,遞只右手我睇嚇
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[05:56.00] |
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[05:56.00] | 旦: (白)
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[05:56.00] | 嗱,生
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[05:58.00] |
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[05:58.00] | 生: (口白)
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[05:58.00] | 呢只係左手嚟,有襟頭個邊至系右手噃
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[06:02.50] |
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[06:02.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:02.50] | 唉吔,係呢我咁紊盡,左右我都唔係幾分,喂,唉吔生,乜家叫你睇相睇手掌啫,乜你睇到上膊頭咁肉酸㗎
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[06:17.50] |
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[06:17.50] | 生: (口白)
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[06:17.50] | 唔係,呢的叫做加料睇呀,睇埋你的根骨,睇嚇你的格局系點樣咁解啫
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[06:26.00] |
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[06:26.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:26.00] | 咁即係睇掌贈埋按摩鬆骨哩
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[06:31.00] |
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[06:31.00] | 生: (口白)
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[06:31.00] | 唔係,呢的系睇埋你嘅內臟呀
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[06:36.50] |
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[06:36.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:36.50] | 唉吔咁又馬閉叻生,乜你就咁襟嚇又會睇到內臟嘅
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[06:41.50] |
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[06:41.50] | 生: (應白)
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[06:41.50] | 嘻
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[06:42.50] |
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[06:42.50] | 生: (問白)
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[06:42.50] | 呢只
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[06:43.00] |
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[06:43.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:43.00] | 呢只
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[06:45.00] |
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[06:45.00] | 生: (口白)
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[06:45.00] | 手幾軟呀,手軟如綿,週時有錢,手硬如鐵,都梗系奔波不謁呀,唏,你生得一對好油爪呀大姑
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[06:56.00] |
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[06:56.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:56.00] | 我啋 (才),乜你話生得對好油爪呀,咁你即係當我係貓咋嘛
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[07:02.50] |
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[07:02.50] | 生: (口白)
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[07:02.50] | 唔係咁解,唔係咁解,爪者掌也,油者軟也,軟者不硬也,即係話你唔係硬嘢咁解噃大姑
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[07:12.00] |
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[07:12.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:12.00] | 唉吔,咁你真係靈呀生,我個人呀,個個都話嘅叻亞碧姐,你真係好人仕嘅咯咁話,我的性情系順得人噃,淋淋軟軟嗰亭咋噃
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[07:24.00] |
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[07:24.00] | 生: (搶白)
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[07:24.00] | 就係淋淋軟軟咁至妙,你再俾個背脊我敲真嚇咋
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[07:28.50] |
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[07:28.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:28.50] | 我啋,你家揾我笨咩,大早話當我係貓,家嚇又俾個背脊你敲嚇,咁咪即係當我係龜咯噃
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[07:37.50] |
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[07:37.50] | 生: (口白)
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[07:37.50] | 唔係咁解,因為敲一敲呢嚇,就睇埋你嘅內格咁解啫,聽聲好緊要呀,知道你的脾胃如何嘅叻
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[07:49.00] |
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[07:49.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:49.00] | 唉吔,乜敲嚇就知道咁叻嘅
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[07:52.50] |
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[07:52.50] | 生: (應白)
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[07:52.50] | 噎
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[07:53.00] |
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[07:53.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:53.00] | 若果你係咁掯,亞的嘅醫生就唔使用X光咯噃
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[07:57.50] |
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[07:57.50] | 生: (口白)
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[07:57.50] | 唔使,X光呢的系睇病嘅啫,我地的睇相呀,唔係咁計嘅,唔敲呢,亞嘅就唔整靈嘅咯噃
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[08:08.50] |
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[08:08.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[08:08.50] | 唉吔死咯,若果唔俾個背脊佢敲一敲,又話唔靈嘅㖞,唉吔無所謂叻,我蝕底的啦,俾個背脊你敲嚇又點話
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[08:19.00] |
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[08:19.00] | 生: (敲背介白)
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[08:19.00] | 唏,真架勢,你生出一對好油掌,而且個背脊會響,唔怕飛機掃射機關槍,你縮番個頭入肚,包你唔會有災殃呢大姑
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[08:30.50] |
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[08:30.50] | 旦: (氣忿白)
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[08:30.50] | 我啋 (才) 嚇你個死鬼分明就揾我笨,大早我話你係咪當我係龜呀,你又話唔係,家嚇就話我縮番個頭落肚,就分明系唔怕有災殃呀,咁就直情話我係龜,你家下揾笨麼
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[08:52.50] |
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[08:52.50] | (起花下句)
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[08:52.50] | 你分明有意,撚化我一場。
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[08:58.50] |
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[08:58.50] | 生: (笑白)
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[08:58.50] | 有原因嘅
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[09:02.00] |
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[09:02.00] | (起唱三腳凳)
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[09:02.00] | 嗱我話你係呀龜,完全冇乜點衝撞噃;
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[09:10.00] | 不過你都未明白,呢龜就係最命長。
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[09:18.00] | 我當你係呀龜,就即係話你長命相咋;
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[09:25.50] |
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[09:25.50] | 旦: (接唱)
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[09:25.50] | 呢若果我有龜咁長命,唉吔咁又有得商量。
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[09:34.50] |
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[09:34.50] | (直轉二王)
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[09:34.50] | 我今日特自到嚟,
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[09:38.50] | 嚟揾先生,
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[09:42.50] |
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[09:42.50] | 生: (攝白)
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[09:42.50] | 揾我做乜呢?
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[09:44.00] |
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[09:44.00] | 旦: (續唱)
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[09:44.00] | 你睇相;
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[09:48.50] |
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[09:48.50] | 生: (攝白)
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[09:48.50] | 好呀,大家研究研究
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[09:52.50] |
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[09:52.50] | 旦: (續唱)
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[09:52.50] | 呢若然系靈驗,
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[09:56.50] | 咁又傾嚇叻無妨。
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[10:07.00] |
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[10:07.00] | 生: (攝白)
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[10:07.00] | 大家傾嚇喇,唔緊要
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[10:10.00] |
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[10:10.00] | 旦: (續唱)
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[10:10.00] | 我問句先生,
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[10:14.00] | 到底我嘅運程點樣呀;
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[10:30.00] |
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[10:30.00] | 生: (起白欖)
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[10:30.00] | 呀如果你相知道你的運程咩
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[10:33.00] |
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[10:33.00] | 旦: (插白)
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[10:33.00] | 系囉
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[10:33.50] |
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[10:33.50] | 生: (續白欖)
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[10:33.50] | 我包靈十足就係靠撞
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[10:37.00] |
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[10:37.00] | 旦: (插白)
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[10:37.00] | 嘞要幾多錢啫?
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[10:38.00] |
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[10:38.00] | 生: (續白欖)
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[10:38.00] | 呢嗱嗱嗱求祈你就執番
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[10:41.00] |
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[10:41.00] | 旦: (問白)
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[10:41.00] | 幾多呀生?
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[10:42.50] |
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[10:42.50] | 生: (續白欖)
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[10:42.50] | 五百銀出嚟,等我就同你睇個全相呢大姑
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[10:50.50] |
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[10:50.50] | 旦: (接白欖)
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[10:50.50] | 嘩乜五百文睇個相呀
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[10:54.50] |
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[10:54.50] | 生: (插白)
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[10:54.50] | 系
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[10:55.00] |
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[10:55.00] | 旦: (接白欖)
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[10:55.00] | 呢咁貴我就唔想叻
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[10:58.00] |
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[10:58.00] | (想走介白)
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[10:58.00] | 第時傾
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[10:59.50] |
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[10:59.50] | 生: (急白)
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[10:59.50] | 喂喂喂亞磊姑咪行住,嗱,你個相呢嚇,就本來值一千文嘅,而家我叫你五百,即係一半嘅啫,實係抵睇到極呀大姑,你呢個相成個貴人相嚟嘅
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[11:11.00] |
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[11:11.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:11.00] | 我啋,乜貴人都有得 (叫) 㗎,桂仁玉馬就一日俾人打嘅,乜揾咁嘅講呢
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[11:18.00] |
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[11:18.00] | 生: (口白)
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[11:18.00] | 唔係的叫做桂仁玉馬個的,即係成個貴格人嘅相咁解
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[11:25.00] |
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[11:25.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:25.00] | 哦,乜我個相乜咁有貴嘅咩
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[11:26.50] |
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[11:26.50] | 生: (口白)
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[11:26.50] | 唔,有寶㗎
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[11:28.50] |
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[11:28.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:28.50] | 都係唔得嘅啫生,我地的打工仔,邊處揾幾百文睇個相吖,攞嚟講啫,無謂阻你叻
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[11:36.00] |
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[11:36.00] | 生: (口白)
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[11:36.00] | 呀
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[11:38.00] |
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[11:38.00] | (接白欖)
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[11:38.00] | 唔啱再減價收五折哩大姑
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[11:44.00] |
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[11:44.00] | 旦: (接白欖)
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[11:44.00] | 唉吔五折都係冇乜商量啫
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[11:48.50] |
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[11:48.50] | 生: (口白)
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[11:48.50] | 喂喂好平嘅咯噃,一千文就收五百,五百就收一半,一半二百五,一半又一半就一半都冇,實係四分一咋大姑,抵睇到極叻
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[11:58.50] |
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[11:58.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:58.50] | 唔好哩,我唔睇叻,真係有咁多錢哩
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[12:02.00] |
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[12:02.00] | 生: (口白)
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[12:02.00] | 好叻,好叻
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[12:03.00] |
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[12:03.00] | (續白欖)
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[12:03.00] | 講錢就失感情,當你係請我食碗番薯糖呢,嗱嗱嗱嗱求祈就收番
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[12:13.00] |
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[12:13.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[12:13.00] | 幾多呀,多就冇㗎叻
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[12:16.00] |
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[12:16.00] | 生: (白欖)
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[12:16.00] | 嘻嘻五十文呢,你唔睇有冇得講叻,你唔睇就冇得講叻
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[12:24.50] |
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[12:24.50] | (直轉二王)
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[12:24.50] | 重要相金先惠,
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[12:28.50] |
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[12:28.50] | 旦: (接唱)
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[12:28.50] | 唉吔好心咯你,咪咁孤寒。
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[12:38.00] |
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[12:38.00] | (唱序)
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[12:38.00] | 好叻我俾你亦無妨,
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[12:41.50] |
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[12:41.50] | 生: (唱曲)
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[12:41.50] | 咁我至有心機呢,
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[12:45.50] | 格外留神同你講呀你;
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[12:55.50] |
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[12:55.50] | (唱序)
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[12:55.50] | 怕唔怕衝撞呀
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[12:58.50] |
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[12:58.50] | 旦: (唱曲)
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[12:58.50] | 大可依書嚟直說,
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[13:02.50] | 唉吔你都不用叻隱藏。
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[13:17.50] |
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[13:17.50] | 生: (收白)
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[13:17.50] | 亞大姑,你唔好嬲噃,我照書直講嘅咋
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[13:21.00] |
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[13:21.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:21.00] | 無緊要呀,你即管講
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[13:23.50] |
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[13:23.50] | 生: (口白)
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[13:23.50] | 咁亞大姑,你請過嚟呢邊
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[13:26.00] |
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[13:26.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:26.00] | 唉吔生,乜你睇相咁奄尖嘅啫,將我兩頭扐咁紊盡
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[13:31.00] |
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[13:31.00] | 生: (口白)
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[13:31.00] | 唔係兩頭扐,因為呢便嘅燈光呢,就睇得準的,幾十歲嗎,唔夠眼咯㖞
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[13:38.00] |
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[13:38.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:38.00] | 咁你帶住對嘅二筒,你都重語唔夠眼,呀難為我
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[13:43.00] |
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[13:43.00] | 生: (口白)
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[13:43.00] | 唉,我亞嘅對二筒呀,唔夠度數嘅叻啩
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[13:47.50] |
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[13:47.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:47.50] | 系咩
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[13:48.50] |
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[13:48.50] | 生: (口白)
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[13:48.50] | 要起本嘅叻
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[13:49.50] |
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[13:49.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:49.50] | 咁呀配個對啦
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[13:51.00] |
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[13:51.00] | 生: (口白)
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[13:51.00] | 係呀,第日有錢就配嘅咯,擰過呢邊,呢邊你擰過嚟呢便咁我點睇
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[14:06.00] |
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[14:06.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[14:06.00] | 唉吔,我真係怕我至怕米貴咯,乜你睇得咁紊盡嘅啫,咪叻我蝕抵的叻,好似呀嗰的公司,嗰的公仔咁擰勻俾你睇叻,睇住叻,睇準叻
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[14:18.00] |
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[14:18.00] | 生: (口白)
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[14:18.00] | 好好 (旦轉向介) 呀,得叻得叻
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[14:24.50] |
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[14:24.50] | (禿唱板眼)
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[14:24.50] | 嗱你呢一個相,
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[14:28.50] | 個額角就放光;
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[14:32.50] | 兩耳兜風,條嘴長。
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[14:41.00] | 嗌交嗌到通街,就唔在講叻;
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[14:49.00] | 正正式式,系一個番頭將。
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[14:57.00] | 至少你一年嫁得五六趟;
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[15:05.00] | 唔緊要,越多越好,咁至夠排場。
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[15:17.00] |
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[15:17.00] | 旦: (怒白)
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[15:17.00] | 我啋 (才) 我揚
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[15:21.50] |
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[15:21.50] | (起連環西皮)
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[15:21.50] | 真真不當,
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[15:23.00] | 真真不當,
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[15:24.50] | 俾你呢具衰神呀,
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[15:27.00] | 踢正我嘅心肝;
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[15:30.50] |
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[15:30.50] | 生: (收白)
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[15:30.50] | 嘻
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[15:31.50] |
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[15:31.50] | 旦: (怒白)
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[15:31.50] | 鬼同你笑呀,嘻嘻嘻㖞,又話我一年嫁得五六趟㖞,重使恨嘅,就算係呀,你都唔好當街當巷唱衰我吖死鬼
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[15:44.00] |
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[15:44.00] | 生: (口白)
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[15:44.00] | 唔係,我早早呢就敲你個背脊,呢就好靈嘅,點解呢咁,我一敲我就知道你係火撞人,但係你兩句說話都聽唔埋啫,你就變咗撞火人咯噃
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[15:59.00] |
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[15:59.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[15:59.00] | 你又唔死家下,火撞又係咁,撞火又係咁嘅喇衰鬼
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[16:04.00] |
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[16:04.00] | 生: (口白)
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[16:04.00] | 火撞唔同撞火嘅,撞火卟一聲咁就爆起上嚟叻㖞
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[16:09.00] |
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[16:09.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[16:09.00] | 你話唔爆個的唔係人呀?嫁幾十嫁㖞重使要嘅真係
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[16:14.00] |
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[16:14.00] | 生: (口白)
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[16:14.00] | 嘻嘻,不過你係咁鬧人啫,你個心地幾好㗎
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[16:17.50] |
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[16:17.50] | (禿唱沉花)
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[16:17.50] | 你你你,
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[16:20.00] | 你好在晚年享福,
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[16:24.50] |
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[16:24.50] | (口白)
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[16:24.50] | 你嫁咗人就成個唔同咯噃,一個奶奶喺處咯噃,成個福相咯噃,亞嘅亞福咁整喺處咯噃
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[16:32.50] |
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[16:32.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[16:32.50] | 系哩,我真係有福
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[16:33.50] |
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[16:33.50] | 生: (接唱沉花半句)
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[16:33.50] | 咁你個心地慈祥。
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[16:38.50] |
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[16:38.50] | 旦: (收白)
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[16:38.50] | 呢你咁話我就受你再受豬頭
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[16:43.00] |
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[16:43.00] | 生: (口白)
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[16:43.00] | 乜受豬頭呢咁講
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[16:46.00] |
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[16:46.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[16:46.00] | 真係㗎,我地的心地好好㗎,我地初一食齋,十五又食齋,邊度有話念念嚇經,就南無阿彌陀佛冚家鏟咁鬧人㗎我地,嘻,我地真係咁嘅心地㗎,唉吔,乜你話我有福享咩?
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[17:01.00] |
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[17:01.00] | 生: (口白)
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[17:01.00] | 系定喇,因為你嘅形格生得好吖嘛
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[17:06.50] |
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[17:06.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:06.50] | 唉吔,乜我有形麼?
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[17:08.00] |
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[17:08.00] | 生: (口白)
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[17:08.00] | 嗯
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[17:09.00] |
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[17:09.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:09.00] | 我的乜嘢形呀?
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[17:13.50] |
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[17:13.50] | 生: (口白)
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[17:13.50] | 你呀個相望埋去喇嚇,一眼望埋去就完全一隻鴨咁嘅,你呢個叫做鴨形亞大姑
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[17:21.00] |
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[17:21.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:21.00] | 你幾時死呀你
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[17:22.50] |
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[17:22.50] | 生: (口白)
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[17:22.50] | 重有排嘅
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[17:23.50] |
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[17:23.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:23.50] | 重有排,又有咁衰嘅確係,大早話貓,貓完又龜,龜完又話縮,家嚇又話鴨,樣樣都俾人食嘅,你做埋我份叻
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[17:33.50] |
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[17:33.50] | 生: (口白)
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[17:33.50] | 唔係咁解,呀嘅講個形呀嘛,鴨嘅形呢,呢系容易得嘅大姑,系估點解鴨有形呢,墮尾至為鴨㗎,你個尾棚墮呀,嘻,俗語講叻,尾棚墮墮就仔女多多,你唔嫁人猶自可咋,如果你嫁咗人呢,三幾年你吡喇拍嚦,生得五六七個㗎叻
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[17:59.50] |
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[17:59.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:59.50] | 唉吔,系唔係啫生
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[18:02.00] |
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[18:02.00] | 生: (口白)
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[18:02.00] | 係呀
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[18:03.00] |
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[18:03.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:03.00] | 呢若果系嘅我就承你貴言咯,咁我就有形,又乜嘢格呢?
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[18:09.50] |
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[18:09.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:09.50] | 你呢個 (咳介)
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[18:12.50] |
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[18:12.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:12.50] | 唉吔做乜嘢生,有事吖嘛,咪住叻,等我去嗰頭擔個木扲扲先
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[18:19.50] |
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[18:19.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:19.50] | 唔使,你即係話我噖噖聲呀?
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[18:22.00] |
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[18:22.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:22.00] | 係咯
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[18:23.50] |
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[18:23.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:23.50] | 你慌我個肺有事呀?
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[18:25.00] |
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[18:25.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:25.00] | 我就係驚,唔知二級定三級呢
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[18:27.00] |
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[18:27.00] | 生: (口白)
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[18:27.00] | 唏,有呀嘅嘅,最好個肺,驗過叻,不過我就南無少咳嗽多,做睇相先生一樣嘅暏,你呢個叫做
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[18:39.00] |
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[18:39.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:39.00] | 我呢個系乜格?
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[18:41.50] |
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[18:41.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:41.50] | 獨口朝天格
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[18:43.50] |
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[18:43.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:43.50] | 你至有毒呀,毒口,你至毒
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[18:46.50] |
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[18:46.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:46.50] | 唔係,我整整系話你有有毒個毒,單單獨獨,獨一無二個獨,一個口朝住個天個獨
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[18:54.00] |
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[18:54.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:54.00] | 哦,即係話單獨嗰嗰獨
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[18:58.00] |
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[18:58.00] | 生: (口白)
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[18:58.00] | 系,即係,係呢個格第一好嘅叻咁解
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[19:02.50] |
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[19:02.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:02.50] | 咁呢個格系乜嘢好呀?
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[19:05.00] |
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[19:05.00] | 生: (口白)
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[19:05.00] | 嚇,獨口朝天耳向高,一生衣食不須勞,半夜有人請你飲,自然肚裡滿滔滔咯
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[19:20.50] |
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[19:20.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:20.50] | 嚇生,你係使得嘅,系靈嘅,乜你睇相睇到我有食神咩?
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[19:27.50] |
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[19:27.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:27.50] | 有
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[19:29.00] |
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[19:29.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:29.00] | 咁呀真係㗎,我舊時個的男事頭呀,耐不之一晚叫我出嚟同
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[19:34.50] |
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[19:34.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:34.50] | 嚇?
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[19:36.50] |
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[19:36.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:36.50] | 同佢去宵夜飲杯嘅叻
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[19:39.50] |
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[19:39.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:39.50] | 係呢,乜你講說話,講得一撅撅嘅
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[19:42.50] |
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[19:42.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:42.50] | 唔係幾夠氣嗎?
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[19:43.50] |
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[19:43.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:43.50] | 咁又話同,同埋佢,我以為系乜傢伙添 (笑介) 原來系宵夜,咁你食神幾好,不過你有樣最唔好嘅噃大姑
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[19:54.50] |
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[19:54.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:54.50] | 邊樣呢,你唔怕講呀
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[19:56.50] |
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[19:56.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:56.50] | 你淨系飲飽食醉,你就匿埋個床下底瞓覺,你呢樣夠唔好喇
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[20:04.50] |
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[20:04.50] | 旦: (仄才介白)
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[20:04.50] | 呢句唔靈叻,我有高床軟枕,使乜嘢匿埋床下底瞓覺呢,唔係呀,呢句唔靈呀
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[20:12.00] |
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[20:12.00] | 生: (口白)
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[20:12.00] | 唔係話唔靈,你日日都係添呀,你自己想真嚇,呀嘅你唔記得嘅咋
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[20:19.00] |
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[20:19.00] | 旦: (想介白)
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[20:19.00] | 我日日都係
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[20:20.00] |
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[20:20.00] | 生: (陰笑介白)
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[20:20.00] | 唔
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[20:21.00] |
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[20:21.00] | 旦: (沉吟白)
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[20:21.00] | 飲飽食醉,匿落床下底 (想介) 我係鴨形,獨口朝天格,又耳向天,飲飽食醉就匿埋 (領悟介) 唉吔,你呀個嘅死鬼吖,我家下想起叻,舊時我地死鬼老豆呀床下底就日日都有唔哦 (才) 你個衰鬼豆吖,乜你幾多卻唔當,當我係尿壺呀系嘛
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[20:59.00] |
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[20:59.00] | (起花)
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[20:59.00] | 你當我係便壺真混帳;
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[21:04.00] | 錢財騙了立心不良。
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[21:10.00] | 我怒火沖霄嚟亂你嘅擋;
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[21:15.00] |
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[21:15.00] | 生: (先鋒鈸阻介白)
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[21:15.00] | 唔使咁嬲,唔使咁嬲
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[21:23.50] |
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[21:23.50] | (起花下句)
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[21:23.50] | 亞大姑你唔使亂嘅擋,而家夠鐘我自己亦收擋叻,因為個的銀紙,我已經袋袋平安。
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[21:43.00] |
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