| [ti:祭錯未亡人]
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| [ar:鄧寄塵 鄧碧紅]
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| [au:鄧寄塵]
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[00:00.00] | 祭錯未亡人
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[00:00.00] | 鄧寄塵 鄧碧紅演唱
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[00:00.00] | 鄧寄塵撰曲
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[00:25.50] | 生: (合尺倒板一句)
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[00:25.50] | 一聞佢伸掂;
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[00:46.50] |
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[00:46.50] | (急急鋒上白)
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[00:46.50] | 嘻嘻,真係早知道你有今日嘅咯,人唔收得你啫,嗰個天會收你㗎啩,本來呢,我真係睇都唔睇嚇你嘅,你死你賤嘅唧,
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[01:00.00] | 不過,一場夫妻,正所謂一日夫妻百日恩,何況我娶咗你一年?咁就姑且整番炷香,循例拜嚇你咁之噃,
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[01:16.00] | 呢的唔係怕你呀,你唔好誤會我買你怕呀,好,等我掛起張祭文,噱嚇先 (掛介)
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[01:36.00] |
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[01:36.00] | (白)
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[01:36.00] | 阿燕惡婆明鑑,早死早著,未亡人吳自量,含笑拜挽,含笑拜挽 (三拾箭) 哈哈哈,哈哈哈,哈哈,哼,你都惡得耐咯阿燕呢,你而家死咗咯你惡得去邊呀
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[02:07.50] |
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[02:07.50] | (的的天上人間)
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[02:07.50] | 我聞得你歸天,
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[02:10.00] | 我聞得你歸天,
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[02:12.50] | 我好似黃京甩咗練,
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[02:17.00] | 唉我聞得你昇仙,
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[02:19.50] | 我聞得你昇仙,
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[02:22.00] | 我好過炎天揸把扇噃,
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[02:27.00] | 實在皆由我福不淺呀,
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[02:32.00] | 你去死城裡邊,
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[02:37.00] | 你行為及品性呀,
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[02:42.00] | 你冇檢點,
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[02:46.50] | 呢我對住你個衰人阿燕,
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[02:51.50] | 我罵句你生來系咁賤,
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[02:56.50] | 你若然系咁死咯,
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[03:01.50] | 我就還神後過年,
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[03:06.50] | 嗱,食香煙嗱,
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[03:12.00] | 了此生,
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[03:16.00] | 何樂趣,
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[03:20.00] | 姑且我又將燈點,
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[03:25.50] | 最好你夜靜思量我點,
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[03:30.50] | 我對你非常友善,
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[03:35.50] | 呢奈何你生得惡,
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[03:40.50] | 所以我對你就心都變
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[03:46.00] |
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[03:46.00] | (白)
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[03:46.00] | 嘻嘻好,擔張凳坐處,慢慢數臭你至得哼
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[03:54.50] |
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[03:54.50] | (南音)
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[03:54.50] | 好在善有善報,
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[04:02.00] | 咁就化雲煙;
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[04:12.00] | 呢你當初何太惡,死咗唔使可憐。
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[04:31.50] | 呢你去街要我熨衫,重要同你撥扇;
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[04:50.50] | 若果你穿鞋或者著襪喎,又要劃火點煙。
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[05:09.50] | 有時口多問你去東,抑或西個邊;
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[05:29.00] | 你話唔使我理,總之唔好咁早眠。
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[05:48.00] | 等你返嚟,有時天光至見;
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[06:02.50] | 有鋪三番食唔出嚟,你就好似發顛。
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[06:21.50] | 唉,將我無辜整幾巴,重要將茶獻;
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[06:40.50] |
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[06:40.50] | (二王)
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[06:40.50] | 真係做丈夫如此,
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[06:45.50] | 我都唔敢再續弦。
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[07:01.00] |
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[07:01.00] | (轉和尚思妻)
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[07:01.00] | 好在年就無幾多年,
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[07:06.00] | 世事時常變,
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[07:11.00] | 呢你一朝瓜啦,
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[07:16.00] | 咁你復何言,
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[07:21.00] | 你無氈無扇,
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[07:26.50] | 你神仙冇變,
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[07:31.50] | 惡得幾耐咁就去昇仙
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[07:45.00] |
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[07:45.00] | (起反線中板)
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[07:45.00] | 今後唔慌我將念;
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[07:58.00] | 保佑你投胎做狗,要你企系我門前。
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[08:12.50] | 個陣我報仇,管到你搭搭搭搭搭搭掂;
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[08:27.00] | 要你行行企企,要你去邊就邊。
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[08:40.50] |
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[08:40.50] | (催快正線)
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[08:40.50] | 今日你死咗將你點;
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[08:47.00] | 應學伍員把屍鞭。
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[08:54.00] | 鞭完之後俾席捲;
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[09:00.50] | 石沉大海被魚纏。
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[09:07.00] | 正賤人,衰阿燕;
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[09:11.50] | 企係處,遮黑天。
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[09:16.50] |
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[09:16.50] | (花下句)
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[09:16.50] | 死有餘辜,就係你衰神阿燕;
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[09:29.00] | 想起應該香燭都唔俾你食,餓到你似只瘦骨仙。
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[09:39.00] | 咵喇喇,你份衰人,真係一枝香都唔同你點;
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[09:50.00] |
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[09:50.00] | (先鋒鈸拋香燭介白)
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[09:50.00] | 丟曬你
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[09:54.00] |
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[09:54.00] | (恐怖鑼鼓且起身生插白)
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[09:58.50] | 嘩,阿燕呀,唉吔你唔係死㗎唉吔,老婆大人,我保你大咯,觀音菩薩,救苦救難呀,喂喂,七七唔到旙呀,放三寶,破地獄呀,唔啱上七下五,玻璃棺材呀
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[10:22.50] | 旦: (白)
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[10:22.50] | 哼,行埋嚟,我問你去邊至得
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[10:30.50] |
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[10:30.50] | (沉花下句)
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[10:30.50] | 唉吔吔,
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[10:34.00] | 你都可謂膽大包天。
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[10:43.50] |
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[10:43.50] | (口古)
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[10:43.50] | 哦,你估我真係死呀,不過我被西瓜皮你扇咋;
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[10:50.00] |
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[10:50.00] | 生: (口古)
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[10:50.00] | 嚇你你究竟係人抑或系鬼嚇,哦你唔係神仙呀。
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[11:01.50] |
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[11:01.50] | 旦: (的的二王)
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[11:01.50] | 系鬼係人,
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[11:05.00] | 而家你眼盲睇唔見;
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[11:14.00] |
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[11:14.00] | 生: (短序)
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[11:14.00] | 因為我慌到眼都變
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[11:17.00] |
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[11:17.00] | 旦: (唱曲)
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[11:17.00] | 好在我死唔斷氣,
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[11:21.00] | 聽曬你的惡語花言。
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[11:31.00] |
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[11:31.00] | 生: (短序)
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[11:31.00] | 咁就求你可嚇憐
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[11:34.00] |
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[11:34.00] | 旦: (唱曲)
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[11:34.00] | 我真係死落黃泉,
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[11:38.00] | 豈不是將我個屍骸俾水煎;
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[11:53.00] |
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[11:53.00] | 生: (撲燈蛾)
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[11:53.00] | 大人你唔好嬲,不過我將歌詞念,
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[11:58.00] | 因為我有個好朋友,佢請我拍歌唱片,
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[12:04.50] | 話我表情幾逼真,拍片就一定揾到錢喎,
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[12:11.50] | 啱啱有場系鬧妻嘅,要鬧到佢去閻王殿,
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[12:18.50] | 咁我學嚇的表情,睇嚇夠唔夠老練,
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[12:25.00] | 若果你唔信,你問嚇個陳導演,陳導演呀
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[12:32.50] |
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[12:32.50] | 旦: (接撲燈蛾)
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[12:32.50] | 你死咗都講番生,你車得頭頭掂,
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[12:38.50] | 睇嚇你個衰貓樣,攪到去拍片?
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[12:44.00] | 若果你咁想拍,等我拍到你頭都扁,我拍到你頭都扁
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[12:52.00] |
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[12:52.00] | (沖頭旦下介)
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[12:53.50] | 生: (插白)
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[12:53.50] | 老婆大人唉吔,手下留情呀
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[12:57.00] |
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[12:57.00] | (叻叻鼓旦复上介)
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[12:57.00] | 旦: (白)
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[12:57.00] | 死唔死 (打介)
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[12:58.00] |
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[12:58.00] | 生: (白)
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[12:58.00] | 唉吔
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[12:58.50] |
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[12:58.50] | 旦: (白)
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[12:58.50] | 死唔死
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[12:59.50] |
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[12:59.50] | 生: (白)
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[12:59.50] | 唉吔
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[13:00.50] |
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[13:00.50] | 旦: (白)
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[13:00.50] | 哼,你都可惡咯你
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[13:06.00] |
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[13:06.00] | (一才起海南曲)
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[13:06.00] | 你飛得去邊,
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[13:08.50] | 你飛唔飛得遠,
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[13:11.50] | 你飛唔飛得遠,
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[13:14.50] | 我怒氣沖天
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[13:18.00] |
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[13:18.00] | 生: (轉夜上海)
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[13:18.00] | 你無謂纏,
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[13:20.50] | 你將我憐,
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[13:22.50] | 我周身腫痛都落夠鹽,
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[13:27.00] | 唉吔我求你念,
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[13:29.50] | 我都算賤,
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[13:31.50] | 唉本應可免
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[13:36.50] |
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[13:36.50] | 旦: (口古)
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[13:36.50] | 哼,咁點解你又咒得我咁交關呀,數完一件又一件;
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[13:43.50] |
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[13:43.50] | 生: (口古)
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[13:43.50] | 唉,若果你平時唔係咁惡咯,咁你死咗我重喊添。
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[13:51.00] |
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[13:51.00] | 旦: (口古)
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[13:51.00] | 哦,咁如果我痛改前非,第日我死咗你又點呀;
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[13:58.50] |
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[13:58.50] | 生: (口古)
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[13:58.50] | 若然系咁 (一才) 使乜講呀,你死咗我由春天喊到冬天咯。
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[14:06.00] | 旦: (白)
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[14:06.00] | 哦,系唔係真㗎
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[14:13.50] |
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[14:13.50] | (花下句)
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[14:13.50] | 不過我慌真係瓜老襯,
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[14:17.50] |
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[14:17.50] | 生: (插白)
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[14:17.50] | 你諗你咯
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[14:19.50] |
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[14:19.50] | 旦: (接唱)
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[14:19.50] | 個陣就苦過食黃連。
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[14:27.00] | 最怕系我死先,
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[14:31.00] |
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[14:31.00] | 生: (插白)
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[14:31.00] | 會㗎會㗎唉
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[14:33.00] |
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[14:33.00] | 旦: (接唱)
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[14:33.00] | 我都要把性情改變;
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[14:45.00] |
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[14:45.00] | 生: (花下句)
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[14:45.00] | 實在夫妻應該相敬,你又怕嚇我,我又怕嚇你,咁至大家心甜呀。
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