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 [ti:哪喳和尚戏观音]
 [ar:梁醒波 郑帼宝]
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 [au:罗宝生]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]哪喳和尚戏观音
[00:00.00]梁醒波 郑帼宝演唱
[00:00.00]罗宝生撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:11.50]济公: (赛马)
[00:11.50]唉我闷坐西天,
[00:14.00]济颠甚怕享清福,
[00:17.00]如来佛每讲经,
[00:20.00]听到冚我个面木木,
[00:22.00]我周时肚空空,
[00:25.00]不禁令我心郁郁,
[00:28.00]因为哪喳疯僧,
[00:31.00]钟意食个味三六,
[00:33.00]念佛敲经,
[00:36.00]我怕咗受约束,
[00:39.00]再落凡尘种福,
[00:41.00]睇过近世上面目,
[00:44.00]哗忽然世间咁多孽畜,
[00:50.00]佢伤人恶狗真真凶猛又够毒
[00:55.50] 
[00:55.50](白)
[00:55.50]唔得,等本罗汉下凡收咗佢先
[01:01.00] 
[01:01.00]观音: (龙飞凤舞)
[01:01.00]慈悲观世音,
[01:06.00]杨枝甘露救人,
[01:11.00]唉人间太多劫运,
[01:16.00]等我立刻化身救围困,
[01:21.00] 
[01:21.00](白)
[01:21.00]变!
[01:22.00] 
[01:22.00]济公: (接唱)
[01:22.00]我霎间见化身嘅观音,
[01:26.50] 
[01:26.50]观音: (接唱)
[01:26.50]乜见到有个似足济颠僧,
[01:33.00] 
[01:33.00]济公: (接唱)
[01:33.00]我试吓佢有乜嘢道行,
[01:38.00]与佢斗法看边个啃
[01:42.50] 
[01:42.50](白)
[01:42.50]好!
[01:44.00] 
[01:44.00](何日君再来)
[01:44.00]济颠连随就化身,
[01:48.00]变!我变咗 Gentleman,
[01:54.00]我借意行近佢身,
[01:58.00]哈唠,蜜丝,
[02:00.00] 
[02:00.00]观音: (接唱)
[02:00.00]哼,佢够胆乱咁撩人,
[02:05.00] 
[02:05.00](接唱)
[02:05.00]哦,佢立心相戏观音嘅,
[02:10.00]逃来尘世鬼混,
[02:15.00]派生藕成箩,
[02:18.00]赵到佢头晕晕,
[02:21.00]幻作天真,
[02:24.00]共佢讲心,
[02:27.00]一番警戒疯僧,
[02:30.00] 
[02:30.00]济公: (接唱)
[02:30.00]嘻嘻求玉人两亲近,
[02:35.00] 
[02:35.00](白)
[02:35.00]拍吓拖哩
[02:36.00] 
[02:36.00]观音: (接唱)
[02:36.00]怕色狼近我身,
[02:40.00] 
[02:40.00]济公: (白)
[02:40.00]唔使惊,
[02:42.00] 
[02:42.00](接唱)
[02:42.00]我地谈情唔使震㗎
[02:46.50] 
[02:46.50]观音: (送情郎)
[02:46.50]你个正傻人,
[02:49.50]似癫肾,
[02:52.00] 
[02:52.00]济公: (接唱)
[02:52.00]我非癫肾系大情人,
[02:57.00]你容貌美丽在世上难寻,
[03:02.00]眉目带笑又多添你嘅风韵,
[03:07.00]你芙蓉如面美人,哎哟,
[03:13.00]难怪我一见倾心,哎哟
[03:18.00] 
[03:18.00]观音: (毛毛雨)
[03:18.00]与君不相识,
[03:20.00]你不该献殷勤,
[03:24.00] 
[03:24.00]济公: (白)
[03:24.00]My name is called
[03:26.00] 
[03:26.00](接唱)
[03:26.00]史汀生 Chan,
[03:28.00]响香港读洋文,
[03:33.00]搞生意别字又名陈大文,
[03:40.00]缘订三生,
[03:44.00]望你应允
[03:46.00] 
[03:46.00]观音: (小红灯)
[03:46.00]我怕听甜言唔受氹,
[03:51.00]我怀疑你是坏人,
[03:57.00] 
[03:57.00]济公: (接唱)
[03:57.00]你少担心啦,
[03:59.00]我唔系靠滚,
[04:01.00]我年青有为更多金,
[04:06.50]娇妻未娶要揾爱人,
[04:12.00]你咁靓将我吸引,
[04:16.00]与妹结合为伴侣,
[04:19.00]心共印
[04:23.00] 
[04:23.00]观音: (寄生草)
[04:23.00]我睇你错乱神经人系肾嘅,
[04:27.00]认真多情自作,生得个口又咁痕,
[04:33.00]乱撩人,
[04:34.50] 
[04:34.50]济公: (接唱)
[04:34.50]我诚意求爱又情真,
[04:37.50]请娇放心,
[04:40.00]痴心一片,系与妹相订凤盟,
[04:45.00] 
[04:45.00]观音: (接唱)
[04:45.00]哎呀我梳起唔愿嫁,
[04:48.00]你何必多挑引,
[04:50.00] 
[04:50.00]济公: (接唱)
[04:50.00]最弊成为老女呢多苦困,
[04:54.00] 
[04:54.00](白)
[04:54.00]唔嫁就笨嘑,
[04:55.00] 
[04:55.00](接唱)
[04:55.00]我孖你女貌男才殊合衬,
[05:00.00]一于应承做我娇妻,
[05:02.50]咪吼第个人
[05:05.00] 
[05:05.00]观音: (和尚思妻)
[05:05.00]何必烦恼自寻,
[05:10.50]劝君你莫情场自困,
[05:15.00]色空经已参透,
[05:20.00]我立心修行,
[05:25.00] 
[05:25.00]济公: (接唱)
[05:25.00]男大要思婚,
[05:27.00]女大嫁夫君,
[05:30.00]从古有教训,
[05:35.00]你认真想通透,
[05:40.00]咪负我一片痴心,
[05:45.00] 
[05:45.00]观音: (接唱)
[05:45.00]乜你真系相爱痴心咩,
[05:49.00] 
[05:49.00]济公: (白)
[05:49.00]
[05:50.00] 
[05:50.00](接唱)
[05:50.00]并冇胡言来乱氹,
[05:55.00]我热诚下拜石榴裙,
[06:05.00] 
[06:05.00]观音: (接唱)
[06:05.00]你爱我情热忱,
[06:10.00]我未堪柔情引,
[06:15.00]不禁历乱了芳心,
[06:19.00]哎呀我跃跃更欢欣,
[06:25.00] 
[06:25.00]济公: (接唱)
[06:25.00]我望妹怜悯,
[06:29.00] 
[06:29.00]观音: (接唱)
[06:29.00]初见面你便求爱,
[06:32.00]恐怕易情变,
[06:35.00]他日恨海苦浮沉
[06:38.00] 
[06:38.00]济公: (白)
[06:38.00]唔会
[06:40.00] 
[06:40.00](有注为浪淘沙者、三级浪)
[06:40.00]若果能共谐婚姻,
[06:44.00]我是裙下永不叛臣,
[06:49.00]当尽丈夫责任,
[06:54.00]呢一世你做人都开心,
[06:59.00]我永不花心,
[07:04.00] 
[07:04.00]观音: (接唱)
[07:04.00]我惊你口花花讲完就算数个类人,
[07:14.00] 
[07:14.00]济公: (接唱)
[07:14.00]我虔诚冇呃个人,
[07:18.50]咁嘅丈夫难揾啩,
[07:24.00]妹应该信任,
[07:29.00]我愿发誓冇变心,
[07:34.00]对娇妻手法特殊有啃呀,
[07:38.00] 
[07:38.00]观音: (接唱)
[07:38.00]咁你待妻手段如何,
[07:44.00]望君先要直陈
[07:47.00] 
[07:47.00]济公: (笑白)
[07:47.00]嘻嘻
[07:48.50] 
[07:48.50](担梯望月)
[07:48.50]我呢个好夫君,
[07:53.00]一生将你护荫,
[07:58.00]相爱相亲,
[08:03.00]鸳鸯比翼共唱情韵,
[08:07.00]我日陪你身跟,
[08:13.00]听娇妻你示训,
[08:18.00] 
[08:18.00]观音: (接唱)
[08:18.00]我就唔愿嫁咁夫君,
[08:23.00]你周身冤气腾腾,
[08:27.00] 
[08:27.00]济公: (白)
[08:27.00]傻啦
[08:28.00] 
[08:28.00](接唱)
[08:28.00]两夫妻要烟靭,
[08:32.00]我为你泵骨挠痕,
[08:37.00]我识梳新妆与画眉入鬓,
[08:43.00]更识添脂粉,
[08:47.00] 
[08:47.00]观音: (接唱)
[08:47.00]你只识做妹做妈嘅技能,
[08:52.00]咁样丈夫嫁啱你就晕,
[08:57.00] 
[08:57.00]济公: (接唱)
[08:57.00]我有好大八宝,
[08:59.00]我识顺你心,
[09:02.00]我用足满身嘅技能
[09:06.50] 
[09:06.50]观音: (反线江边草)
[09:06.50]你傻夹肾,
[09:09.00]系处扮天真,
[09:12.00]有乜八宝你点对未来夫人,
[09:17.00] 
[09:17.00]济公: (接唱)
[09:17.00]我藏娇妻,
[09:19.00]在金屋,
[09:21.00]七妹八妈用心侍奉陪夫人,
[09:26.00]豪华陈设摩登,
[09:31.00]你首饰戴的是钻石玉和金银,
[09:36.00]汽车有几部出入又唔驶行,
[09:41.00]幸运,幸运,
[09:46.00]你做咗我老婆幸运,
[09:51.00]开心,开心,
[09:55.00]你一世定开心,
[10:00.00]玉郎是情深意重又烟靭,
[10:05.00]一生我保证妹快乐如仙人
[10:09.00] 
[10:09.00]观音: (反线银塘吐艳)
[10:09.00]你情重意殷殷,
[10:13.00]芳心动爱感,
[10:18.00]情丝缕缕,
[10:22.00]暗系伊人,
[10:26.00] 
[10:26.00]济公: (笑介接唱)
[10:26.00]他朝结婚愉快甚,
[10:35.00]恩爱千般,
[10:40.00]啦啦啦啦啦啦啦,
[10:43.50]香闺有郎热吻,
[10:50.00] 
[10:50.00]合: (接唱)
[10:50.00]啦……
[11:00.00] 
[11:00.00]济公: (接唱)
[11:00.00]春来时候,
[11:03.00]我共你赏那名花异品,
[11:08.00] 
[11:08.00]观音: (序白)
[11:08.00]春日赏名花,人生乐事呀
[11:12.00] 
[11:12.00]济公: (接唱)
[11:12.00]重有夏日游水,
[11:17.00]鸳鸯海上浮沉,
[11:21.00]秋日桐叶落时,
[11:25.00]赏菊持螯共饮,
[11:30.00]冬日围炉取暖唱和销魂
[11:38.50] 
[11:38.50]观音: (反线岷江夜曲)
[11:38.50]你系个标准好夫君,
[11:47.00]情热忱可惜不知有善心,
[11:55.00] 
[11:55.00]济公: (奇问白)
[11:55.00]点解呢?
[11:56.00] 
[11:56.00]观音: (接唱)
[11:56.00]缅怀俗世苍生,
[12:00.00]要历遍艰辛,
[12:04.00]我衷心想救万民苦困,
[12:11.00] 
[12:11.00]济公: (序白)
[12:11.00]好呀!
[12:13.00] 
[12:13.00](接唱)
[12:13.00]你讲得啱,
[12:17.00]你真合我心,
[12:21.00]我亦有心为救万民尽责任,
[12:27.00] 
[12:27.00]观音: (序白)
[12:27.00]真?
[12:28.00] 
[12:28.00]济公: (白)
[12:28.00]珍珠都冇咁真,
[12:30.00] 
[12:30.00]观音: (接唱)
[12:30.00]扶危又济贫,
[12:34.00]罚恶赏善人,
[12:38.00]扫清开赌贩毒,
[12:42.00]普渡良民,
[12:44.50] 
[12:44.50]济公: (白)
[12:44.50]啱叻啱叻你讲得好
[12:47.00] 
[12:47.00](接唱)
[12:47.00]恨那赌棍,
[12:51.00]认真凶狠,
[12:55.00]时时害人,
[12:59.00]沧桑劫祸深,
[13:03.00]我要除尽那畜牲,
[13:07.00]渡好赌苍生,
[13:11.00]登高一呼将贩毒徒拘禁,
[13:19.00]咁夫君可以共谐婚嫔嘑啩
[13:26.00] 
[13:26.00]观音: (反线秋的怀念)
[13:26.00]哈……
[13:30.00]喜得心上人,
[13:33.50]似是前生,
[13:36.00]同你心心相印,
[13:42.00]翡翠环赠君,
[13:45.00]你相订凤盟,
[13:50.00] 
[13:50.00]济公: (笑介接唱)
[13:50.00]我心中兴奋 (大笑介),
[13:58.00]戴住戒指先,
[14:02.00]真沙尘,
[14:06.00]我布置定架林肯,
[14:10.00]等香车载玉人,
[14:14.00]约定两个绅襟,
[14:17.50]做我夫妻嘅媒人,
[14:22.00]去定酒家,
[14:26.00]请嘉宾宴饮,
[14:31.00] 
[14:31.00]观音: (大笑介接唱)
[14:31.00]哈……
[14:34.50]等一阵呀你就晕 (敕法介)
[14:37.00] 
[14:37.00]济公: (接唱)
[14:37.00]哎哟哎哟哎哎哟
[14:40.00] 
[14:40.00](转叫痛曲)
[14:40.00]唉吔唉吔,
[14:44.00]玉戒指唉真系紧叻,
[14:48.00]箍到冚只手爪都痛,
[14:50.00]我真呻笨,
[14:53.00]戴错玉环,
[14:55.00]周手都震,
[14:57.00]痛到入呀心,
[15:00.00] 
[15:00.00]观音: (笑介接唱)
[15:00.00]哈哈念句紧箍咒,
[15:04.00]令济颠僧饱受困,
[15:08.00]咁嘅行为要警戒,
[15:10.00]要多痛阵,
[15:13.00]妄自下凡,
[15:15.00]乱勾脂粉,
[15:17.50]有意戏仙人 (笑介),
[15:21.00] 
[15:21.00]济公: (接唱)
[15:21.00]我恨错相戏观音,
[15:23.00]我恨错确系鬼混,
[15:24.50]我望你宽恕一次,
[15:26.00]我望你见谅疯僧,
[15:29.00] 
[15:29.00]观音: (接唱)
[15:29.00]哈哈哈哈,
[15:33.00]问济颠边个啃呀,
[15:37.00] 
[15:37.00]济公: (接唱)
[15:37.00]观音娘娘是万能,
[15:39.00]你真有道行,
[15:42.00]救世慈航,
[15:43.00]渡遍万民,
[15:46.00]富正义之神
[15:50.00] 
[15:50.00]观音: (白)
[15:50.00]好,你既然知错,姑念初犯,恕过你一次啦,
[15:59.00] 
[15:59.00](念白)
[15:59.00]南无阿弥陀佛,敕
[16:04.00] 
[16:04.00]济公: (如释重负白)
[16:04.00]谢菩萨开恩,只戒指请你收番啦,
[16:13.00] 
[16:13.00]观音: (应白)
[16:13.00]
[16:14.00] 
[16:14.00]济公: (花间蝶尾段、即柳底莺尾段)
[16:14.00]罗汉问声观世音,
[16:18.00]世人被那赌博迷惑,
[16:23.00]何以肃清祸根,
[16:27.00] 
[16:27.00]观音: (接唱)
[16:27.00]万众贪念泯,
[16:29.00]则邪魔难入侵,
[16:32.00]从此百善生
[16:36.00] 
[16:36.00]济公: (白)
[16:36.00]好!
[16:37.00] 
[16:37.00](刮刮里格叫)
[16:37.00]稽首顶礼敬劝苍生,
[16:41.00]礼佛慈悲观世音,
[16:46.00]请君多种善因,
[16:50.00]消灾又解困,
[16:55.00] 
[16:55.00]观音: (接唱)
[16:55.00]富贵荣华似浮云,
[17:00.00]俗世名利切莫强争,
[17:04.00] 
[17:04.00]合: (接唱)
[17:04.00]昭昭天眼佑善人,
[17:09.00]种福种善邀天荫
[17:15.00]