切換到繁體
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 [ti:下卷]
 [ar:罗家宝 林小群]
 [al:苏小妹三难新郎]
 [au:杨子静]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]苏小妹三难新郎下卷
[00:00.00]罗家宝 林小群演唱
[00:00.00]杨子静撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:00.50]旦: (木鱼)
[00:00.50]窗前月,
[00:05.50]冷清清;
[00:10.50]照不见银台绛蜡,照不见翠袖云屏。
[00:23.50]只为你高挂天空,骄矜成性;
[00:34.00]但遇浮云掩蔽,你却不及闪烁春星。
[00:47.50]唯问伐桂吴刚,何时才得息影;
[01:00.00]是你误人误己,自恃冰雪聪明。
[01:18.00] 
[01:18.00]生: (白)
[01:18.00]句句都好似针咁拮过来喽,我都讲番几句先
[01:46.50] 
[01:46.50](南音)
[01:46.50]窗前月,
[01:56.50]虽则冷清清;
[02:07.00]有人闭门独坐,一样叹孤零。
[02:27.00]知否一刻千金,良宵不永;
[02:45.00]何以你鹊桥自毁,隔绝了双星。
[03:03.00]望你方便开门,让我好添雅兴;
[03:21.00]自然文思大畅,可把对联完成 (拉腔收)。
[03:43.50] 
[03:43.50](白)
[03:43.50]小姐呀,开门先啦
[03:50.50] 
[03:50.50]旦: (白)
[03:50.50]相公呀
[03:52.50] 
[03:52.50](石榴花中板)
[03:52.50]那七言句,你对得工整,
[03:56.50]我开门你,美酒相敬,
[04:01.00]你若对不通,
[04:04.50] 
[04:04.50]生: (白)
[04:04.50]点呀?
[04:05.50] 
[04:05.50]旦: (接唱)
[04:05.50]我绝不徇情
[04:13.50] 
[04:13.50](白)
[04:13.50]相公呀,嗱,你系处慢慢想吓先喇
[04:20.50] 
[04:20.50]生: (白)
[04:20.50]咁你呢?
[04:21.50] 
[04:21.50]旦: (白)
[04:21.50]我呀?我入去里边休息喇
[04:29.00] 
[04:29.00]生: (白)
[04:29.00]喂,小姐呀,小姐
[04:41.00] 
[04:41.00]芸香: (白)
[04:41.00]贵人,刚才你唔系话过,你话吟诗作对系易如反掌啫,咁你重唔快啲交卷?
[04:53.50] 
[04:53.50]生: (白)
[04:53.50]催命鬼咁样,你急乜嘢啫?重有大把时候呀
[04:58.50] 
[04:58.50]芸香: (白)
[04:58.50]唉吔,时候就唔早㗎喇,都就快三更啰,不如咁呀嗱,
[05:05.00] 
[05:05.00]生: (白)
[05:05.00]点呀?
[05:06.00] 
[05:06.00]芸香: (白)
[05:06.00]等我同你交啦!
[05:07.50] 
[05:07.50]生: (白)
[05:07.50]你同我交!交乜嘢呀?
[05:10.50] 
[05:10.50]芸香: (白)
[05:10.50]交白卷啰
[05:13.50] 
[05:13.50]生: (白)
[05:13.50]我唔交又点呀?
[05:15.00] 
[05:15.00]芸香: (白)
[05:15.00]唔交添呀,哦,咁交唔交就由在你嘅啫,如果唔交呢?饮啖银杯清茶,返回书斋,明晚再来考过啦
[05:32.50] 
[05:32.50]生: (白)
[05:32.50]听晚再来考过?
[05:34.00] 
[05:34.00]芸香: (白)
[05:34.00]
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00]生: (白)
[05:35.00]等我再想吓添啦
[05:37.00] 
[05:37.00]芸香: (白)
[05:37.00]唉吔,我又唔等得咁耐㗎喇
[05:40.50] 
[05:40.50]生: (白)
[05:40.50]你唔等得呀?我教你啦
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]芸香: (白)
[05:42.50]点呀?点呀?
[05:43.50] 
[05:43.50]生: (白)
[05:43.50]入去睏觉再出嚟攞啦,去啦
[05:45.50] 
[05:45.50]芸香: (白)
[05:45.50]哦,咁就最好啦,咁就我走先喇吓,我走喇,贵人呀,你就慢慢想,慢慢写喇吓
[06:01.00] 
[06:01.00]生: (托白)
[06:01.00]行啦
[06:32.00] 
[06:32.00](七字句中板)
[06:32.00]我唯有凝神静气,苦思维。
[06:55.00]步入花荫,和柳底;
[07:16.00]希望灵机触动,助我解决难题。
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50](念白)
[07:45.50]闭门推出窗前月
[07:49.00] 
[07:49.00](接唱)
[07:49.00]什么东西,牵人衣袂;
[08:05.00]莫非花神柳妖,也笑我才低。
[08:35.00] 
[08:35.00](花)
[08:35.00]枉称笔扫千军,却难敌苏家小妹;
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50](白)
[08:47.50]闭门推出窗前月,闭门推出窗前月,阿祥呀
[08:54.50] 
[08:54.50]阿祥: (白)
[08:54.50]吓?
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50]生: (白)
[08:56.50]谁个叫你跟着我后边鬼鬼祟祟?
[09:02.00] 
[09:02.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:02.00]唔系呀,相公,头先芸香姐话,恐怕相公今晚要系花园露宿,叫我阿祥左右跟随喎,系嘅,我真唔解相公你喇,今晚花烛洞房,点解唔早的入新房安睡啫,吓?
[09:18.00] 
[09:18.00]生: (白)
[09:18.00]哎哎哎,唏唏,因为我怕新房太热,所以出嚟散步片时呀
[09:25.50] 
[09:25.50]阿祥: (白)
[09:25.50]哦,太热呀
[09:27.50] 
[09:27.50]生: (白)
[09:27.50]好热呀
[09:28.50] 
[09:28.50]阿祥: (白)
[09:28.50]哎哎,我又唔觉得热呀又
[09:30.00] 
[09:30.00]生: (白)
[09:30.00]攞把扇畀我
[09:31.00] 
[09:31.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:31.00]边道有扇呀?
[09:31.50] 
[09:31.50]生: (白)
[09:31.50]入去攞把嚟啦
[09:33.00] 
[09:33.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:33.00]哦,哎,有喇,有喇,有喇,唉吔,相公呀,乜你自己有扇都唔知道㗎?
[09:41.50] 
[09:41.50]生: (白)
[09:41.50]系边道呀?
[09:42.00] 
[09:42.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:42.00]
[09:43.00] 
[09:43.00]生: (白)
[09:43.00]
[09:44.00] 
[09:44.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:44.00]哇,你越拨越多汗嘅喂
[09:47.50] 
[09:47.50](花)
[09:47.50]三月春宵凉似水,相公何以汗淋漓。
[09:56.50] 
[09:56.50]生: (白)
[09:56.50]三月?唔系三月,系窗前月,三月!
[10:01.00] 
[10:01.00]阿祥: (接唱)
[10:01.00]看他行不定,坐不宁,似有满怀心事;
[10:13.50] 
[10:13.50](白)
[10:13.50]相公呀,乜嘢窗前月呀,呢道系花园嚟噃,又冇窗户呀
[10:20.50] 
[10:20.50]生: (白)
[10:20.50]蠢材,识得乜嘢呀你,入去斟杯浓茶出嚟等相公一振精神
[10:26.50] 
[10:26.50]阿祥: (白)
[10:26.50]饮浓茶吓?
[10:27.00] 
[10:27.00]生: (白)
[10:27.00]
[10:28.00] 
[10:28.00]阿祥: (白)
[10:28.00]待阵呀吓!哎,相公呀,你睇,而家更深夜静,人人都睏晒喇,边道有浓茶㗎?冇㗎喇
[10:38.50] 
[10:38.50]生: (白)
[10:38.50]入去斟杯出嚟啦
[10:40.50] 
[10:40.50]阿祥: (白)
[10:40.50]啊,有喇有喇,相公呀,芸香姐话,小姐房内有银杯清茶,等我撚来你解渴吓
[10:53.00] 
[10:53.00]生: (白)
[10:53.00]唔要,我唔饮银杯清茶,我要饮玉杯美酒嘅
[10:59.00] 
[10:59.00]阿祥: (白)
[10:59.00]饮玉杯美酒呀,唉吔,咁我就唔敢攞喇,请相公你自己去问小姐攞啦
[11:07.50] 
[11:07.50]生: (白)
[11:07.50]吓,岂有此理哇,我刚刚想到一个好对子,被你呢个蠢材出嚟絮絮叨叨,同我含浜冷赶走晒
[11:18.00] 
[11:18.00]阿祥: (白)
[11:18.00]哎,原来相公咁辛苦就为咗对对呀?哎,相公呀,对乜嘢对,讲畀我听呀
[11:27.00] 
[11:27.00]生: (白)
[11:27.00]闭门推出窗前月
[11:29.50] 
[11:29.50]阿祥: (白)
[11:29.50]闭门推出窗前月?哎,咁唔即系闩埋道门,拱个月出去啫?唏,乜咁浅你都惗唔到呀?我唔驶惗都有呀
[11:43.00] 
[11:43.00]生: (白)
[11:43.00]乜嘢话?你都有?哼
[11:46.50] 
[11:46.50]阿祥: (白)
[11:46.50]相公呀,我跟咗相公咁耐,头头尾尾都执番多少啦,嗱,佢嘅上联系闭门推出窗前月,阿嘛,我呢个下联呢
[11:59.00] 
[11:59.00]生: (白)
[11:59.00]乜嘢呀,讲嚟我听吓
[12:01.50] 
[12:01.50]阿祥: (白)
[12:01.50]饮水冲开塞心肝,咁唔系够好啦
[12:05.50] 
[12:05.50]生: (白)
[12:05.50]多嘴,走,走,滚,唉吔,三更添喇,唉
[12:23.50] 
[12:23.50](快板)
[12:23.50]恼人又是三更天。
[12:26.50]心越急时夜越短;
[12:29.50]千金一刻再难延。
[12:32.50] 
[12:32.50](花)
[12:32.50]弊啦,对联未成,真使我心忙意乱;
[12:48.50] 
[12:48.50](白)
[12:48.50]我把你个窗前月呀,你个多事月,你个俏皮月
[13:00.00] 
[13:00.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[13:00.00]你在碧海青天,能无孤凄之怨,
[13:07.00]说甚多情天方便,因何阻我璧合珠联,
[13:13.50]累我露立中宵,诗肠都柔断,
[13:20.50]折磨才子气,尚未得伴婵娟,
[13:29.00] 
[13:29.00](白)
[13:29.00]小妹呀小妹,今晚夜乃是你我嘅佳期,你不该出一个绝对来难我,对对不通还是小事,如果日后传扬出外,被我三学中嘅书友知道,唉,多难为情呀,
[13:51.50] 
[13:51.50](接唱)
[13:51.50]闭门推出窗前月
[14:03.00] 
[14:03.00]阿祥: (念白)
[14:03.00]新娘子设下难题,秦相公唸到发迷,苏东坡锦囊授计,阿祥我白马解围呀
[14:26.00] 
[14:26.00]生: (白)
[14:26.00]唏,
[14:31.50] 
[14:31.50](恋檀中板板面)
[14:31.50]是谁个令人厌,
[14:34.00]投石落水,水花飞溅,
[14:37.00]湿我袍角襟前
[14:49.50] 
[14:49.50](花)
[14:49.50]只见池中月,荡漾不圆,水底天波光潋滟;
[15:06.00] 
[15:06.00](白)
[15:06.00]窗前月,池中月,水底天,
[15:13.50] 
[15:13.50](接唱)
[15:13.50]佢出嘅系闭门推出窗前月,是谁人投石冲开水底天。
[15:28.00]窗前月,水底天,触动灵机,立刻交卷,呜啦呜啦;
[15:46.00] 
[15:46.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:46.00]哈哈哈哈
[15:48.00] 
[15:48.00]生: (白)
[15:48.00]笑乜嘢?笑乜嘢呀?
[15:49.00] 
[15:49.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:49.00]冇,哎,笑贺阿相公交卷呀嘛
[15:52.00] 
[15:52.00]生: (白)
[15:52.00]你点知呀?
[15:53.00] 
[15:53.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:53.00]乜唔知呀,相公你唔系讲,
[15:55.50] 
[15:55.50](念白)
[15:55.50]窗前月,水底天,触动灵机,立刻交卷,呜啦呜啦
[16:11.00] 
[16:11.00](白)
[16:11.00]哈哈哈哈
[16:13.00] 
[16:13.00]生: (白)
[16:13.00]可知我福至心灵,
[16:14.50] 
[16:14.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:14.50]天从人愿呀,
[16:16.00] 
[16:16.00]生: (白)
[16:16.00]笑话,文章妙手偶得,非关天助,天
[16:20.50] 
[16:20.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:20.50]对啦,对啦,非关天助,事在人为
[16:27.00] 
[16:27.00]生: (白)
[16:27.00]吓,哦,唔通,投石冲开水底天嘅,就系,
[16:31.50] 
[16:31.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:31.50]就系蠢材所干呀,相公
[16:35.00] 
[16:35.00]生: (白)
[16:35.00]唔蠢唔蠢,叻仔添,好吧,听朝有得打
[16:39.50] 
[16:39.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:39.50]吓,乜重要得打呀?相公
[16:42.50] 
[16:42.50]生: (白)
[16:42.50]打赏呀
[16:43.50] 
[16:43.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:43.50]哦,打赏,咁赏的乜嘢呢?
[16:46.50] 
[16:46.50]生: (白)
[16:46.50]赏你利是一封,金钱三个啦
[16:49.50] 
[16:49.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:49.50]赏利是一封,金钱三个,哎,乜得三个钱咋?
[16:56.50] 
[16:56.50]生: (白)
[16:56.50]嫌少呀?
[16:57.50] 
[16:57.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:57.50]唔系嫌少,不过难分啲啫
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]生: (白)
[17:00.00]点解难分呢?
[17:01.00] 
[17:01.00]阿祥: (白)
[17:01.00]嗱,两个人分三个钱,咁点分呀?阿你教我喇又
[17:06.00] 
[17:06.00]生: (白)
[17:06.00]两个人?边两个人呀?
[17:08.50] 
[17:08.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:08.50]相公呀,你唔知道㗎喇,嗱,呢个就笨人出手啦,重有一个精人出口㗎嘛
[17:16.00] 
[17:16.00]生: (白)
[17:16.00]他是谁人?
[17:17.00] 
[17:17.00]阿祥: (白)
[17:17.00]他,他就是夫人嘅哥哥,相公嘅大舅,当今翰林学士苏东坡!
[17:26.00] 
[17:26.00]生: (白)
[17:26.00]哦,系佢
[17:27.50] 
[17:27.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:27.50]系佢呀相公,嗱,闭门推出窗前月,七字联成,本来就系好浅嘅啫,我见你成晚对呀,对呀,对来对去都无辞以对,急到一头烟,咁我就讲畀苏相公听咯喎,你估佢点呀?
[17:46.00] 
[17:46.00]生: (白)
[17:46.00]点呀?
[17:46.50] 
[17:46.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:46.50]佢就交畀我一块瓦片,佢叫我水中投石,佢话听见泵一声,包你豁然开朗,浮想联翩呀
[17:58.50] 
[17:58.50]生: (白)
[17:58.50]啊,原来如此
[18:03.00] 
[18:03.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:03.00]原来如此
[18:05.00] 
[18:05.00]生: (白)
[18:05.00]多嘴
[18:06.00] 
[18:06.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:06.00]唏唏,相公呀,而家你唔驶我喇嘛?
[18:08.00] 
[18:08.00]生: (白)
[18:08.00]唔驶你喇!
[18:08.50] 
[18:08.50]阿祥: (白)
[18:08.50]嗱,咁我去睏觉咯喎
[18:09.50] 
[18:09.50]生: (白)
[18:09.50]你去睏觉啦!你去啦
[18:10.00] 
[18:10.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:10.00]咁我去睏觉啦吓,哎,相公呀,记住嚟噃,听朝一早,我就要双封㗎
[18:16.00] 
[18:16.00]生: (白)
[18:16.00]乜嘢哇?
[18:16.50] 
[18:16.50]阿祥: (白)
[18:16.50]利是呀嘛
[18:17.50] 
[18:17.50]生: (白)
[18:17.50]得喇,去睏觉啦!
[18:19.00] 
[18:19.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:19.00]嗱,咁我去睏觉喇吓,
[18:20.50] 
[18:20.50](念白)
[18:20.50]窗前月,水底天,触动灵机,我立刻睏觉,呜啦呜啦
[18:45.00] 
[18:45.00]生: (花)
[18:45.00]多谢东坡来指点,大好文章本天然。
[18:53.50]去饮玉液琼浆,立向试官交卷;
[19:13.00]小姐你捧杯来迎接,莫非已知我奏凯归旋。
[19:20.50] 
[19:20.50]旦: (接唱)
[19:20.50]我突闻池水响声,担心你对对不成,会自寻短见;
[19:31.00] 
[19:31.00]生: (白)
[19:31.00]哦,原来你会以为我对你嘅对联对唔出会投水自尽呀
[19:39.00] 
[19:39.00]旦: (白)
[19:39.00]系顶啦
[19:40.50] 
[19:40.50]生: (白)
[19:40.50]咁你太睇小人喇你
[19:43.00] 
[19:43.00](接唱)
[19:43.00]实在你一出对头,我经已想好对尾㗎喇,不过现在才欢喜对你明言咋。
[19:54.50] 
[19:54.50]旦: (接唱)
[19:54.50]如此敏捷才思,真是世间罕见;
[20:04.00] 
[20:04.00]生: (接唱)
[20:04.00]嗱,你嘅上联系闭门推出窗前月,我嘅下联系投石冲开水底天
[20:18.00] 
[20:18.00](白)
[20:18.00]你话通不通,妙不妙呀
[20:22.00] 
[20:22.00]旦: (白)
[20:22.00]闭门推出窗前月,投石冲开水底天,果然是功力适敌,天衣无缝,相公真不愧一代才人喇
[20:42.00] 
[20:42.00]生: (白)
[20:42.00]一代才人?一代呆人啫啩
[20:45.50] 
[20:45.50]旦: (白)
[20:45.50]唔系呆人,系才人呀相公,嗱,若非是才人,又点会话头醒尾,一点就明呢?
[21:00.00] 
[21:00.00]生: (白)
[21:00.00]才人也好,呆人也好,如果三则难题,今晚夜我答不上来,就要在花园露宿,受那寒露风侵,如果染上疾病呀,听朝你要来抬人呀
[21:16.50] 
[21:16.50]旦: (白)
[21:16.50]如此说,我触犯了相公啦,好,待奴请罪就是,相公幸勿见怪
[21:31.00] 
[21:31.00]生: (白)
[21:31.00]哈哈哈
[21:36.00] 
[21:36.00](双飞蝴蝶)
[21:36.00]云破月光明,
[21:40.50]眼底清辉花弄影,
[21:47.00] 
[21:47.00]旦: (接唱)
[21:47.00]携手步中庭,
[21:51.50]青天碧海看双星,
[21:58.00] 
[21:58.00]生: (接唱)
[21:58.00]今宵喜过殿试簪花庆,
[22:05.00] 
[22:05.00]旦: (接唱)
[22:05.00]玉杯佳酿合当相敬,
[22:12.50] 
[22:12.50]生: (接唱)
[22:12.50]与卿卿肝胆相倾,
[22:19.00] 
[22:19.00]旦: (接唱)
[22:19.00]孟光举案偕同命,
[22:23.00] 
[22:23.00]生: (接唱)
[22:23.00]小生感铭,
[22:26.50]举杯邀月最怡情,
[22:30.50] 
[22:30.50]旦: (接唱)
[22:30.50]千秋佳话永留名,
[22:34.00] 
[22:34.00]生、旦: (同唱)
[22:34.00]人间多美景
[22:41.50]