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 [ti:武大郎]
 [ar:廖侠怀 李慧]
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 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]武大郎
[00:00.00]廖侠怀 李慧演唱
[00:00.00] 
[00:01.00]生: (口古)
[00:01.00]阿大少奶呀，只镬都烧到红咯，唔该你搋烧饼，就趁快嘞；
[00:08.50] 
[00:08.50]旦: (口古)
[00:08.50]快快快，快你个死人头，其实我对住你啲咁样嘅老公呀，系我至肯同你捱咋。
[00:15.50] 
[00:15.50]生: (白)
[00:15.50]嘻嘻，阿大少奶
[00:22.50] 
[00:22.50](襟上一朵花)
[00:22.50]唔该嗮，
[00:24.00]你唔好怪，
[00:26.50]嫁咗咁耐有乜好嗌，
[00:31.00]阿老婆皇帝畀你恶埋，
[00:36.00]至多对你拜多拜，
[00:40.50]我亦唔怕执对旧鞋，
[00:45.00]俩家怨命当攞债，
[00:48.00] 
[00:48.00]旦: (接唱)
[00:48.00]系嚄，老娘成世都孖你捱，
[00:53.50]我睇到你够衰派，
[00:58.50]有别人又试执你旧鞋，
[01:02.00]我就成身安乐嗮咯，
[01:07.00] 
[01:07.00]生: (接唱)
[01:07.00]廿年后，
[01:09.00]我真发达，
[01:11.50]我占咗支卦，
[01:13.50]真真古怪嘞，
[01:15.50]批到准，
[01:17.50]我运程极之无嘥，
[01:22.00]哦，家吓穷，
[01:24.00]到时唔会畀你捱，
[01:28.50]更兼你会做官太，
[01:33.00]知发达时候喎，
[01:35.00]谂吓重有排，
[01:37.50]啲财神死嗮
[01:40.50] 
[01:40.50]旦: (白)
[01:40.50]发梦冇咁早呀你
[01:45.50] 
[01:45.50](二王)
[01:45.50]我真冇你咁开心，
[01:49.50]重唔上街将饼卖；
[02:00.00] 
[02:00.00]生: (快白榄)
[02:00.00]卖卖卖，就立刻担饼，就上街卖嘞，
[02:04.50] 
[02:04.50]旦: (滚花下句)
[02:04.50]喂，你总唔将啲烧饼嚟数吓，就赶住仆出街 (合)。
[02:15.00] 
[02:15.00]生: (白)
[02:15.00]哦，一、二、两、三、四
[02:19.50] 
[02:19.50]旦: (白)
[02:19.50]乜话，一二又两，(打介)
[02:21.50] 
[02:21.50]生: (白)
[02:21.50]唉吔，
[02:22.50] 
[02:22.50]旦: (白)
[02:22.50]唉吔你咪对住我嘞
[02:24.50] 
[02:24.50](接唱)
[02:24.50]你快啲趷路躝尸，咪再将老娘激坏 (上)；
[02:35.50] 
[02:35.50]生: (白)
[02:35.50]哦，
[02:36.00] 
[02:36.00]旦: (白)
[02:36.00]喂
[02:37.00] 
[02:37.00]生: (白)
[02:37.00]唔使去嗱？
[02:37.50] 
[02:37.50]旦: (白)
[02:37.50]你就想嚹
[02:39.50] 
[02:39.50]生: (接唱)
[02:39.50]哦，重有嘢未曾做，就系叩头畀过大少奶 (上)。
[02:50.50] 
[02:50.50](白)
[02:50.50]嗱一、二、三，
[02:53.50] 
[02:53.50]旦: (白)
[02:53.50]重有呢？
[02:54.50] 
[02:54.50]生: (白)
[02:54.50]诶，嘻嘻，哈哈
[02:57.00] 
[02:57.00](接唱)
[02:57.00]一阵就买啲胭脂返嚟，又买啲鲜花畀你戴 (尺)；
[03:09.00] 
[03:09.00]旦: (口古)
[03:09.00]躝尸，
[03:10.00] 
[03:10.00]生: (接口古)
[03:10.00]哦，嗰个大少奶，梗系见手痕定嘞，成日打人哋，有乜解哩；
[03:19.00]总唔怕人哋，
[03:20.00] 
[03:20.00]旦: (白)
[03:20.00]怕乜嘢呀？
[03:21.00] 
[03:21.00]生: (接口古)
[03:21.00]哎冇冇冇，我唔系处，好担心晒系，门口外便嗰啲柴唧。
[03:28.00] 
[03:28.00]旦: (白)
[03:28.00]唉吔，抵死得你吖嗱 (打介)
[03:30.50] 
[03:30.50]生: (白)
[03:30.50]卖，卖烧饼
[03:33.50] 
[03:33.50]旦: (白)
[03:33.50]唉吔，
[03:38.00] 
[03:38.00](恭喜恭喜)
[03:38.00]睇佢行路似只跛三乖，
[03:42.50]仆低嗰阵好似蛤蚧，
[03:47.00]至衰佢身体又生满癞，
[03:51.50]有阵时连尿都会赖，
[03:56.00]嫁到佢真系激坏，
[04:00.00]嫁到佢真系激坏
[04:08.00] 
[04:08.00]生: (白)
[04:08.00]嚟嚟嚟嚟，嚟，
[04:10.50] 
[04:10.50](流水中板)
[04:10.50]真古怪，真古怪嘞，发达真系快，
[04:16.50]宜家我猛嗮，你就做官太嘞，
[04:21.00]唔使揾钱买，嗱咕哪个嗱㗎
[04:28.00] 
[04:28.00]旦: (快白榄)
[04:28.00]你只衰病坏，死病坏，烧饼你唔去卖，
[04:33.50]返嚟乱咁嗌，乜嘢事，你咁大惊小怪，
[04:39.50] 
[04:39.50]生: (白)
[04:39.50]冇冇冇
[04:44.00] 
[04:44.00](二王下句)
[04:44.00]使乜担饼去卖，
[04:48.50]做呢啲小本嘅生涯。
[05:00.50] 
[05:00.50](白)
[05:00.50]嘻嘻，
[05:01.00] 
[05:01.00]旦: (白)
[05:01.00]睇你笑成个衰样，癫嘅咁呀
[05:04.50] 
[05:04.50]生: (接唱)
[05:04.50]一定欢喜到癫啦，
[05:09.50]因为我做咗个官就大嗮嘞；
[05:22.00] 
[05:22.00]旦: (白)
[05:22.00]你话佢癫得几匀循喳，都唔知做乜嘢官呢
[05:25.50] 
[05:25.50]生: (接唱)
[05:25.50]你做砧板我做刀肉，
[05:30.50]你话我几咁够派。
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]旦: (口白)
[05:42.50]乜话，你做刀肉吖，我做砧板系嘛？吓，咁你宜家斫我啰啵，系唔系呀？
[05:49.00] 
[05:49.00]生: (白)
[05:49.00]唔系，
[05:50.50] 
[05:50.50](梳妆台)
[05:50.50]因为我个细佬，
[05:54.00]哩趟真叻嗮嚹，
[05:57.00]个县官，
[05:58.50]要封佢，
[06:00.00]做刀 (都) 头，
[06:03.00]轮到我做刀肉，
[06:06.00]所以有饼都唔去卖，
[06:09.00]我命你，
[06:10.50]做砧板，
[06:12.00]戙起个高脚牌
[06:18.50] 
[06:18.50]旦: (减字芙蓉)
[06:18.50]乜你有个细佬咩，佢今年有几大；
[06:27.00] 
[06:27.00]生: (白)
[06:27.00]你唔知咩，系后生仔嚟咋
[06:30.50] 
[06:30.50]旦: (接唱)
[06:30.50]嚸解一向都唔见佢面，系做乜嘢生涯㗎。
[06:39.50] 
[06:39.50]生: (白)
[06:39.50]就系我以前讲过嗰个呢
[06:43.00] 
[06:43.00]旦: (接唱)
[06:43.00]咁又是否系同胞，系唔系似你咁丑怪嘅㗎；
[06:51.00] 
[06:51.00]生: (白)
[06:51.00]唔系
[06:54.50] 
[06:54.50](长句滚花)
[06:54.50]乜话我丑怪呀，
[06:56.50]实在你冇眼界咋，
[06:59.00]人话本地嘅靓仔，畀我两兄弟捞埋，
[07:03.00]同埋个阿妈，不过佢走得迟时我就行得快，
[07:08.50]因为加材料，
[07:10.50]故此佢幼滑白净，
[07:14.00]所以我就乌乌黑黑粗夹嚡 (上)。
[07:22.50] 
[07:22.50]旦: (白)
[07:22.50]嚸解同阿妈生，都会差咁远嘅？
[07:26.50] 
[07:26.50]生: (接唱)
[07:26.50]人家话佢搭白泥，
[07:29.00]我系搭乌洲，
[07:30.50]两兄弟就唔同埋一派嘅唧 (尺)；
[07:38.50] 
[07:38.50]旦: (白榄)
[07:38.50]你讲得真冇解，当呃三岁大嘅小孩，
[07:44.00]你似只大蛤蚧，断估个细佬都唔慌会几够摆嘞，
[07:50.50] 
[07:50.50]生: (白榄)
[07:50.50]唔系呀，佢簪花又挂红，呢就嚟游到就入嚟呢左近街嘞，
[07:58.00]若果你唔信呀，一阵尽地就睇到嗮咯，
[08:03.50] 
[08:03.50]旦: (白榄)
[08:03.50]佢因乜会挂大红，何故重游呢条街，
[08:09.50]我唔信，你唓生嗮咋啩，
[08:12.50] 
[08:12.50]生: (白)
[08:12.50]唔系唓㗎，
[08:18.50] 
[08:18.50](中板下句)
[08:18.50]虽则系咁话，
[08:25.00]佢系冇我哋咁好样，
[08:29.50]而且重冇我咁精乖。
[08:38.50]惟是佢嘅威风，
[08:45.00]好似西门大爷，
[08:49.00] 
[08:49.00]旦: (白)
[08:49.00]乜话，你细佬好似西门大爷咁够威㗎，
[08:53.00] 
[08:53.00]生: (白)
[08:53.00]系定啦，乜你识西门大爷嘅咩？
[08:56.00] 
[08:56.00]旦: (白)
[08:56.00]诶诶，唔识，不过本县城嘅人，边个唔识西门大爷唧，周时都见惯喇嘛，
[09:03.50] 
[09:03.50]生: (白)
[09:03.50]系阿耶
[09:04.50] 
[09:04.50](接唱)
[09:04.50]而且重一般高大嘅；
[09:12.50]呢有日在个景阳冈，
[09:19.50]打死只白额吊晴猛虎，
[09:23.50]重孭起个老虎嘅尸骸。
[09:33.00]嗰个县太爷，
[09:37.50]话佢打虎有功，
[09:41.00]好大把刀头畀佢戴；
[09:47.50]呢命佢簪花挂红，
[09:54.00]游街三日，
[09:56.00]然之后到任去当差。
[10:03.00] 
[10:03.00](滚花)
[10:03.00]我头先撞到阿老二，
[10:06.00] 
[10:06.00](白)
[10:06.00]唔系即系我细佬阿松啰
[10:07.50] 
[10:07.50](接唱)
[10:07.50]嘻嘻，几乎笑到我屎流尿赖 (尺)；
[10:14.00] 
[10:14.00]旦: (白)
[10:14.00]系呀
[10:19.50] 
[10:19.50](接唱)
[10:19.50]原来我哋个好二叔，重奉令游街 (合)。
[10:30.00]嚸解你唔叫佢返嚟，
[10:33.00] 
[10:33.00]生: (白)
[10:33.00]我叫过嘅嚹
[10:34.50] 
[10:34.50]旦: (接唱)
[10:34.50]顺便将祖先拜 (上)；
[10:38.00] 
[10:38.00]生: (白)
[10:38.00]系嘞
[10:42.00] 
[10:42.00](卖糖歌)
[10:42.00]我叫过佢拜，
[10:44.00]佢答应过拜嚹，
[10:46.00]自有分数就无谓怪，
[10:49.50]佢重畀咗我好多银，
[10:53.00]返屋企，
[10:55.00]酒席要摆，
[10:57.00]等我去街市系餸都买，
[11:00.50]将你又嚟扮蟹，
[11:03.50] 
[11:03.50]旦: (白)
[11:03.50]我啋
[11:04.50] 
[11:04.50]生: (接唱)
[11:04.50]包管阿少奶，
[11:06.00]梗欢喜我乖，
[11:08.00]唔怕我生癞嘞啩
[11:11.00] 
[11:11.00]旦: (白榄)
[11:11.00]啋，人哋同你讲正经，你又整成咁无赖，
[11:17.00]究竟有冇对佢讲，话你个天窗都已经拉埋唧，
[11:22.00] 
[11:22.00]生: (白榄)
[11:22.00]嘿嘿，我嚸会就话唔讲唧，我话、我话有咗一个大少奶嘞，
[11:31.00] 
[11:31.00]旦: (白)
[11:31.00]咁你有冇话我生得靓唧，
[11:33.00] 
[11:33.00]生: (白榄)
[11:33.00]我话你靓到跌落水就氹一声㗎，佢就当堂连对眼都睁到大哩，
[11:40.00]佢话佢一定返嚟见吓嫂嫂喎，我重教定佢，学我日日要叩头，嚟将你拜啰，
[11:49.00] 
[11:49.00]旦: (白)
[11:49.00]唉吔，咁又唔使，
[11:55.50] 
[11:55.50](滚花)
[11:55.50]我又嚸舍得难为二叔，信得过佢梗冇你咁坏 (合)。
[12:04.50]快啲去备办酒菜先啦，不过你返嚟就唔使走咁快 (上)；
[12:13.00] 
[12:13.00]生: (白)
[12:13.00]我去得耐冇人陪你唧，
[12:14.00] 
[12:14.00]旦: (白)
[12:14.00]咁阿二叔嚟到，陪我唔系得啰，
[12:16.50] 
[12:16.50]生: (白)
[12:16.50]系啵
[12:20.50] 
[12:20.50](接唱)
[12:20.50]阿武松返嚟，你就唔使同佢拘礼㗎，一咁就大家都倾唔埋嘅嚹 (上)。
[12:30.50] 
[12:30.50]旦: (白)
[12:30.50]你慌我重唔会，使你教咩傻鬼
[12:33.50](曲终)