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 [ti:钟无艳]
 [ar:罗剑郎 郑帼宝]
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 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]钟无艳
[00:00.00]罗剑郎 郑帼宝演唱
[00:00.00] 
[00:06.00](排子头小锣相思)
[00:06.00]旦: (螺黛)
[00:06.00]谁个是齐王，
[00:10.50]侬心暗倾向，
[00:15.00]弓箭响，
[00:18.50]犹能中鹄穿百步杨，
[00:24.50]我心中惹非非想，
[00:28.50]若有缘天际下降，
[00:33.50]沐得皇恩我心欢畅
[00:43.50] 
[00:43.50]生: (口白)
[00:43.50]喂喂喂
[00:44.50] 
[00:44.50](下西岐)
[00:44.50]你是谁人来靠装，
[00:48.50]我射麻鹰你偏霸抢，
[00:52.00]你莫太贪心，心存妄想，
[00:57.50]快的来献上，
[01:01.00] 
[01:01.00]旦: (接唱)
[01:01.00]我话你呢份人确混鬼账，
[01:05.50]想靠撞野蛮又恃强
[01:09.00] 
[01:09.00]生: (长句二王)
[01:09.00]不是有意骗红妆，
[01:14.00]我有姓名刻箭上，
[01:18.50] 
[01:18.50]旦: (插白)
[01:18.50]等我睇吓
[01:20.00] 
[01:20.00](接唱)
[01:20.00]齐王御用，
[01:26.00]难道你是齐王，
[01:30.00] 
[01:30.00]生: (插白)
[01:30.00]好话嘞
[01:32.00] 
[01:32.00](接唱)
[01:32.00]正是齐国之君，
[01:38.00]一派王侯贵相；
[01:54.50] 
[01:54.50]旦: (插白)
[01:54.50]饱死咯
[01:58.00] 
[01:58.00](接唱)
[01:58.00]你咪任意夸张，
[02:04.50]我睇你全无贵相，
[02:11.50]呢你若然系皇帝，
[02:18.00]点解你嘅面口又唔黄。
[02:34.50] 
[02:34.50]生: (序白)
[02:34.50]我话你都傻嘅，皇帝面黄嘅咩？
[02:39.50] 
[02:39.50](接唱)
[02:39.50]我嘅箭袋亦有注明 (才)
[02:45.50] 
[02:45.50](接白)
[02:45.50]你睇真的啦，齐王御用呀
[02:49.50] 
[02:49.50](秃唱合尺花)
[02:49.50]你睇吓是否同埋一样 (上)；
[02:56.50] 
[02:56.50]旦: (插白)
[02:56.50]系噃
[03:02.00] 
[03:02.00](七字句反线中板)
[03:02.00]你既然系皇帝，更要闹你荒唐。
[03:19.00]应该要礼下于人，不应如斯草莽；
[03:36.50]所谓金玉其外，败絮中藏。
[03:55.50] 
[03:55.50](转花)
[03:55.50]喂，难道你自恃权威，不顾行为乖妄啩；
[04:07.00] 
[04:07.00]生: (插白)
[04:07.00]你都算大胆
[04:12.00] 
[04:12.00](再打中板锣鼓)
[04:12.00](十字句反线中板)
[04:12.00]呢只辣胡椒，
[04:22.00]的确是牙尖嘴利，
[04:27.00]不觉倾动了孤皇。
[04:40.00]虽则裙布荆钗，
[04:51.50]但系月貌花容，
[04:57.50]有若天仙一样；
[05:11.00]呢个可人儿，
[05:23.00]若得纳为妃子，
[05:29.00]真个艳福无双。
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50](转花)
[05:42.50]敢问你何姓何名，请对孤皇直讲；
[05:52.50] 
[05:52.50]旦: (插白)
[05:52.50]问我呀？
[05:53.50] 
[05:53.50]生: (接白)
[05:53.50]系呀
[05:55.50] 
[05:55.50](断头)
[05:55.50]旦: (天上人间)
[05:55.50]住在呢处小村乡，
[05:59.00]我叫做钟无艳，
[06:03.00]大名经已震天响 (才)
[06:11.50] 
[06:11.50](秃头花)
[06:11.50]唓，你又唔系对亲家、谈族谱，何必系处问短问长。
[06:26.00] 
[06:26.00]生: (接唱)
[06:26.00]就系想同你对亲家，未悉能否遂孤皇所望；
[06:36.00] 
[06:36.00]旦: (插白)
[06:36.00]噉呀？(二才)
[06:39.00] 
[06:39.00](三脚凳)
[06:39.00]闻皇相爱悦，奴已喜洋洋。
[06:46.00]借意假惺惺，骚头兼作状；
[06:53.00]我装成娇羞状，唉吔含笑对君皇。(才)
[07:00.00] 
[07:00.00]生: (插白)
[07:00.00]哗，呢一笑真系攞命咯
[07:02.50] 
[07:02.50]旦: (花)
[07:02.50]我决意不做王妃，
[07:06.50] 
[07:06.50]生: (白)
[07:06.50]吓？
[07:09.50] 
[07:09.50]旦: (接唱)
[07:09.50]除非你许我昭阳执掌；
[07:14.00] 
[07:14.00]生: (插白)
[07:14.00]得
[07:17.00] 
[07:17.00](梳妆台)
[07:17.00]得你答应结成双，
[07:20.50]喜笑欲狂，
[07:24.00]一于许卿家，
[07:27.50]你位执昭阳，
[07:31.00] 
[07:31.00]旦: (接唱)
[07:31.00]蒙你许婚，
[07:35.00]声价至无上，
[07:38.50]应该向夫君，
[07:42.50]谢恩礼下忙
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50]生: (先锋钹白)
[07:45.50]哗，咪住，咪住，咪住
[07:50.00] 
[07:50.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[07:50.00]乜你靓面只得一边，
[07:54.00]呢一边我敢看；
[07:58.00] 
[07:58.00]旦: (序白)
[07:58.00]一边靓就够㗎啦
[08:01.00] 
[08:01.00]生: (接唱)
[08:01.00]原来呢一边面，
[08:06.00]胜过黑面阎王。
[08:13.50] 
[08:13.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:13.50]我面纵有鸳鸯，
[08:16.50]内心无异样；
[08:23.50]我地既成夫妇咯，
[08:29.00]唉吔黑啲呢都好平常。
[08:33.50] 
[08:33.50](白)
[08:33.50]喂，你翳我，唔系我翳你咋
[08:36.50] 
[08:36.50]生: (接唱)
[08:36.50]你撒赖死冤，
[08:40.00]真令我心火上；
[08:47.50]我不如一箭，
[08:53.00]射死在当堂。(包才)
[08:58.00] 
[08:58.00]旦: (白)
[08:58.00]哈哈
[08:59.50] 
[08:59.50]生: (先锋钹介口白)
[08:59.50]哗，做乜接到㗎吓？(闪才)
[09:00.50] 
[09:00.50]旦: (咸水歌)
[09:00.50]怕乜你暗箭伤人，已经接到本姑娘嘅手上呢冤鬼；
[09:10.50]等我还君一箭，
[09:12.50] 
[09:12.50](白)
[09:12.50]睇住
[09:13.00] 
[09:13.00](接唱)
[09:13.00]要你命送阎王。
[09:16.50] 
[09:16.50]生: (叫白)
[09:16.50]喂喂喂，有商量，有商量
[09:21.00] 
[09:21.00](先锋钹接二才)
[09:21.00](减字芙蓉)
[09:21.00]嗰个丑妇有惊人技，吓坏了孤皇。
[09:27.50]望你手下乞留情，愿从卿所望；
[09:34.50] 
[09:34.50]旦: (接唱)
[09:34.50]除非许我婚事，册立入昭阳。(包才)
[09:41.00] 
[09:41.00]生: (插白)
[09:41.00]做得到
[09:42.50] 
[09:42.50](花)
[09:42.50]光棍不吃眼前亏，不若暂且应承，许你昭阳执掌；
[09:58.00] 
[09:58.00](全断头)
[09:58.00]旦: (走马)
[09:58.00]君呀你必须要玉带为聘，
[10:03.50]侬为怕你易变心肠，
[10:08.00] 
[10:08.00]生: (接唱)
[10:08.00]急解带相送与卿，
[10:13.50]今番爱卿你谅已心安，
[10:17.50] 
[10:17.50]旦: (接唱)
[10:17.50]拣边一个时辰问我郎，
[10:23.50] 
[10:23.50]生: (接唱)
[10:23.50]因乜你个心重未安，
[10:28.50]金口允许又何用再慌，
[10:33.00] 
[10:33.00]旦: (接唱)
[10:33.00]慌你贪口爽，
[10:35.50]任情乱咁讲，
[10:39.00] 
[10:39.00]生: (接唱)
[10:39.00]时择五月十三嗰日，
[10:43.50]一定招亲到卿府上，
[10:49.00] 
[10:49.00]旦: (接唱)
[10:49.00]时定五月十三嗰日毋有误，
[10:55.00]我待嫁夫郎，
[10:58.50] 
[10:58.50]生: (接唱)
[10:58.50]有行，
[11:00.50]你毋疑虑成日挂望，
[11:05.50] 
[11:05.50]旦: (接唱)
[11:05.50]千金一诺，
[11:09.00]即拜别归家往
[11:12.50] 
[11:12.50](俏皮白)
[11:12.50]再见呀，夫皇 (下介)
[11:14.00] 
[11:14.00](闪才)
[11:14.00]生: (口白)
[11:14.00]唔
[11:26.00] 
[11:26.00](花下句)
[11:26.00]好采我暂时敷衍佢咋，计骗红妆。(一才收)
[11:40.50]