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 [ti:打麵缸]
 [ar:羅家寶 小飛紅 陸雲飛 文覺非 王中王]
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 [au:呂玉郎]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]打麵缸
[00:00.00]羅家寶 小飛紅 陸雲飛 文覺非 王中王演唱
[00:00.00]呂玉郎撰曲
[00:00.00]羅家寶飾張才
[00:00.00]小飛紅飾週臘梅
[00:00.00]陸雲飛飾知縣
[00:00.00]文覺非飾都頭
[00:00.00]王中王飾師爺
[00:00.00]根據梁海鵬改編自漢劇同名劇本改編
[00:00.00]廣東粵劇院四團演出
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[00:41.50](眾人上介)
[00:41.50]知縣: (白)
[00:41.50]做官做得清,鹹魚冇得蒸,有人來告狀,打開大天秤,左右,將擊鼓肥羊帶上
[00:53.00] 
[00:53.00]眾人: (白)
[00:53.00]知道
[01:07.50] 
[01:07.50]知縣: (白)
[01:07.50]你可是擊鼓鳴冤,快把姓名報上
[01:13.00] 
[01:13.00]臘梅: (白)
[01:13.00]小女子,週臘梅
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[01:15.50]知縣、都頭、師爺: (白)
[01:15.50]臘梅
[01:22.50] 
[01:22.50]知縣: (白)
[01:22.50]做乜嘢呀?阿梅,你到來打官司可有狀詞?
[01:33.00] 
[01:33.00]臘梅: (白)
[01:33.00]並無狀詞
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[01:35.50]知縣: (白)
[01:35.50]冇狀詞咩?得得得,人來,擔張凳去
[01:41.00] 
[01:41.00]衙役: (白)
[01:41.00]知道
[01:58.50] 
[01:58.50]知縣: (白)
[01:58.50]你既冇狀詞,起來口述
[02:02.50] 
[02:02.50]臘梅: (白)
[02:02.50]謝太爺
[02:09.00] 
[02:09.00]知縣: (白)
[02:09.00]攰了,系唔係?
[02:11.00] 
[02:11.00]眾人: (白)
[02:11.00]
[02:14.50] 
[02:14.50]知縣: (白)
[02:14.50]叫咩?你地係處大驚小怪做咩?行開,你講呀阿梅
[02:31.00] 
[02:31.00]臘梅: (乙反中板)
[02:31.00]我在青樓,
[02:41.00]十四年華,
[02:45.00]便要我學琴和學唱;
[02:58.00]我未成人,
[03:09.00]年方十五歲,
[03:13.50]便要我侑酒稱觴。
[03:26.00] 
[03:26.00](花)
[03:26.00]有陣接不著客人,佢便皮鞭到身上;
[03:41.00] 
[03:41.00]知縣: (白)
[03:41.00]呸,大膽鴇母無良,對人如斯毒辣,目無王法,左右,立即將妓院查封,所有床帳,被鋪,衣裳,首飾,一律充公
[03:54.00] 
[03:54.00]師爺: (白)
[03:54.00]阿,太爺,臘梅個間妓院乃係官妓院嚟嘅,
[03:58.50] 
[03:58.50]知縣: (白)
[03:58.50]官妓院?系噃,有來往嘅噃,立即收回成命,收回成命,臘梅,你繼續講啦
[04:10.50] 
[04:10.50]臘梅: (白)
[04:10.50]太爺,聽呀
[04:17.50] 
[04:17.50](手托)
[04:17.50]一切事幹我不再多講,
[04:24.00]只盼你能遂我願望,
[04:30.00]歷盡災劫,
[04:32.00]至冒死敢告狀,
[04:36.00]懇求你大恩賜我從良,
[04:42.50] 
[04:42.50]都頭: (接唱)
[04:42.50]太爺你請聽我講
[04:52.00] 
[04:52.00](白)
[04:52.00]太爺,臘梅既是要從良,嫁我都頭最妥當啦
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00]知縣: (白)
[04:59.00]嫁俾你?你都有幾個老婆了
[05:03.00] 
[05:03.00]都頭: (白)
[05:03.00]我做官嘅,三妻四妾好應分呀
[05:07.50] 
[05:07.50]知縣: (白)
[05:07.50]哼,搞到做官添,你在本知縣跟前,有什麼官階,簡直一個無名小卒
[05:16.00] 
[05:16.00]師爺: (白)
[05:16.00]係啊,一個咁嘅無名小卒,師爺至啱,佳人配才子,應要嫁師爺至啱
[05:28.00] 
[05:28.00]知縣: (白)
[05:28.00]混賬,你不能,你亦不能,我唧
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00]都頭、師爺: (白)
[05:35.00]都不能
[05:41.00] 
[05:41.00]知縣: (白)
[05:41.00]阿梅,你話想從良,本大老爺極之贊成,但係恐怕高不配時低不就,以本大老爺之見,都係在我太太跟前做一個貼身侍婢,你道如何?
[05:59.00] 
[05:59.00]臘梅: (白)
[05:59.00]太爺,有道樹高千丈,落葉歸根,還望太爺你另為設法才是
[06:09.00] 
[06:09.00]知縣: (白)
[06:09.00]系噃
[06:10.50] 
[06:10.50]都頭、師爺: (白)
[06:10.50]是呀
[06:21.00] 
[06:21.00]師爺: (白欖)
[06:21.00]霎時想出好主意,衙役張才、行年三十無妻兒,正好與臘梅成好事,張才出差去、我趁機佔便宜,嫁佢俾張才、乾手淨腳了件事
[06:47.50] 
[06:47.50]知縣、都頭: (白欖)
[06:47.50]嫁俾張才了件事?
[07:01.00] 
[07:01.00]都頭: (白欖)
[07:01.00]一家便宜兩家著,此計唯有我自己知
[07:09.50] 
[07:09.50]知縣: (白欖)
[07:09.50]嫁張才,妥之至,佢係我嘅下屬,我係佢嘅上司,
[07:20.50] 
[07:20.50]知縣、都頭、師爺: (白欖)
[07:20.50]一於要佢嫁張才,乾手淨腳了件事
[07:44.50] 
[07:44.50]知縣: (白)
[07:44.50]週臘梅,
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50]臘梅: (白)
[07:45.50]
[07:46.50] 
[07:46.50]知縣: (白)
[07:46.50]我欲將你配我衙役張才為妻,你道如何?
[07:52.50] 
[07:52.50]臘梅: (白)
[07:52.50]張才呀,太爺,你能否叫他出堂,待我見他一面,然後再從長計議?
[08:09.50] 
[08:09.50]知縣: (白)
[08:09.50]得得得,傳張才
[08:11.00] 
[08:11.00]眾人: (白)
[08:11.00]傳張才
[08:15.00] 
[08:15.00]知縣: (白)
[08:15.00]慢慢睇真都未遲
[08:18.50] 
[08:18.50]張才: (英雄白)
[08:18.50]不貪錢財不受私,忠忠直直志不移
[08:31.50] 
[08:31.50](白)
[08:31.50]見過太爺
[08:33.00] 
[08:33.00]知縣: (白)
[08:33.00]
[08:34.00] 
[08:34.00]張才: (白)
[08:34.00]謝太爺,太爺呼喚小人,未知有何鈞諭?
[08:44.00] 
[08:44.00]知縣: (白)
[08:44.00]你一旁站立,我自有用得著你之時
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50]張才: (白)
[08:47.50]知道
[08:50.00] 
[08:50.00]知縣: (白)
[08:50.00]週蠟梅,
[08:51.00] 
[08:51.00]臘梅: (白)
[08:51.00]
[08:52.00] 
[08:52.00]知縣: (白)
[08:52.00]此人就是張才
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[08:54.00]臘梅: (白)
[08:54.00]此人就是張才
[09:07.50] 
[09:07.50](四不正)
[09:07.50]知縣、都頭、師爺: (白)
[09:07.50]想真未?
[09:10.50] 
[09:10.50]臘梅: (白)
[09:10.50]小女子願嫁張才,還望太爺作主呀
[09:17.00] 
[09:17.00]知縣: (白)
[09:17.00]張才,
[09:17.50] 
[09:17.50]張才: (白)
[09:17.50]
[09:18.50] 
[09:18.50]知縣: (白)
[09:18.50]本大老爺欲想將周臘梅許配你為妻,你願唔願意?
[09:25.00] 
[09:25.00]張才: (白)
[09:25.00]呀,邊個唔嫁偏偏要嫁我呢?喂,你是真還假㗎?
[09:31.50] 
[09:31.50]臘梅: (白)
[09:31.50]並無兒戲
[09:34.50] 
[09:34.50]張才: (口古)
[09:34.50]又怕你嫁窮人挨冇起,將來會埋三怨四噃;
[09:41.50] 
[09:41.50]臘梅: (口古)
[09:41.50]又點會呢?只怕你嫌我出身是一個煙花女兒啫。
[09:48.00] 
[09:48.00]張才: (白)
[09:48.00]咁就斷斷不會
[09:50.50] 
[09:50.50]都頭: (白)
[09:50.50]喂,都係都頭幫口,你至娶到臘梅嘅噃
[09:58.50] 
[09:58.50]師爺: (白)
[09:58.50]話到尾都係多得師爺出主意
[10:03.50] 
[10:03.50]知縣: (白)
[10:03.50]混賬,你地快些謝過大老爺恩典,嗱你地話過就係夫妻啦
[10:11.00] 
[10:11.00]張才: (白)
[10:11.00]謝太爺
[10:19.50] 
[10:19.50](快點)
[10:19.50]得成夫婦笑咪咪。
[10:23.50]一拜蒼天再拜地;
[10:27.00]百年偕老永不分離。
[10:30.50]三謝太爺回家去;
[10:57.00] 
[10:57.00]師爺: (白)
[10:57.00]太爺,有緊急公文一件,急欲要送往山東
[11:02.00] 
[11:02.00]知縣: (白)
[11:02.00]今日誰人值班?
[11:04.00] 
[11:04.00]師爺: (白)
[11:04.00]張才值班
[11:05.50] 
[11:05.50]知縣: (白)
[11:05.50]張才值班
[11:07.00] 
[11:07.00]衙役: (白)
[11:07.00]太爺,今日張才新婚,唔好叫佢喇,等我代佢去啦
[11:12.50] 
[11:12.50]都頭: (白)
[11:12.50]張才此人,非常能幹,佢去至啱啲,非張才不可
[11:19.00] 
[11:19.00]師爺、知縣: (白)
[11:19.00]非張才不可,非張才不可
[11:22.00] 
[11:22.00]知縣: (白)
[11:22.00]立即交公文與張才,叫他連夜帶去山東,去就要快啲,返來慢慢都未遲
[11:31.50] 
[11:31.50]師爺: (白)
[11:31.50]立即帶去
[11:32.50] 
[11:32.50]衙役: (白)
[11:32.50]從命
[11:33.00] 
[11:33.00]知縣: (白)
[11:33.00]退堂
[12:09.00] 
[12:09.00]都頭: (白)
[12:09.00]哦,呢間就係啦,開門
[12:14.50] 
[12:14.50]臘梅: (白)
[12:14.50]呵,來嚟,唉吔
[12:24.00] 
[12:24.00]都頭: (白)
[12:24.00]攞命,喂,都頭老爺嚟,點解唔開門啊?
[12:32.00] 
[12:32.00]臘梅: (白)
[12:32.00]你嚟做乜嘢呀?
[12:34.50] 
[12:34.50]都頭: (白)
[12:34.50]我嚟見嚇姑娘你啫,開門先算啦
[12:38.50] 
[12:38.50]臘梅: (白)
[12:38.50]男女有別,等我張才在家先啦
[12:45.50] 
[12:45.50]都頭: (白)
[12:45.50]豈有此理哈?阿梅,老爺素來都係磊落光明,你驚我入到來又會點呀?
[13:01.00] 
[13:01.00]臘梅: (白)
[13:01.00]你既然系光明磊落,明日先再到我門前啦
[13:05.00] 
[13:05.00]都頭: (白)
[13:05.00]開門先好啩
[13:07.50] 
[13:07.50]臘梅: (白)
[13:07.50]都話唔開啦
[13:10.50] 
[13:10.50]都頭: (白)
[13:10.50]你真係唔開?
[13:11.50] 
[13:11.50]臘梅: (白)
[13:11.50]唔開
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[13:15.00]都頭: (白)
[13:15.00]出過第二籠
[13:22.50] 
[13:22.50](接唱)
[13:22.50]果然膽大不開門。
[13:26.50] 
[13:26.50](花)
[13:26.50]休怪老爺施手段;
[13:35.00] 
[13:35.00](白)
[13:35.00]唉吔,囉命,阿梅呀,你開唔開你呀?
[13:41.50] 
[13:41.50]臘梅: (白)
[13:41.50]都話唔開啦
[13:42.50] 
[13:42.50]都頭: (白)
[13:42.50]你真係唔開嘛?
[13:43.50] 
[13:43.50]臘梅: (白)
[13:43.50]唔開
[13:44.50] 
[13:44.50]都頭: (白)
[13:44.50]你唔開我就要叫
[13:46.50] 
[13:46.50]臘梅: (白)
[13:46.50]你叫乜嘢?
[13:48.00] 
[13:48.00]都頭: (白)
[13:48.00]叫乜嘢?你聽住,街坊,鄰舍,張才今晚娶老婆,張才嘅老婆系
[13:58.50] 
[13:58.50]臘梅: (白)
[13:58.50]唉吔,系個乜嘢?
[14:04.50] 
[14:04.50]都頭: (白)
[14:04.50]系賢良淑女
[14:16.50] 
[14:16.50](白欖)
[14:16.50]手又痛,腳又痠,鼻哥幾乎撞到扁,頭殼幾乎就撼到穿,呀你真正系冇陰功啦,
[14:33.00] 
[14:33.00](白)
[14:33.00]唉唷,呢眼針害得我慘啦,
[14:41.50] 
[14:41.50](接白欖)
[14:41.50]你咁都唔將我可憐,喂,我一心來探你,點解你對我黑口黑面嘅?
[14:54.50] 
[14:54.50](白)
[14:54.50]阿梅,梅呀,傾呀,坐嚇,坐嚇
[15:14.00] 
[15:14.00]師爺: (詩白)
[15:14.00]三國盡歸司馬懿,今宵才子會嬋娟
[15:31.50] 
[15:31.50](白)
[15:31.50]開門呀
[15:34.50] 
[15:34.50]臘梅: (白)
[15:34.50]邊個?
[15:37.00] 
[15:37.00]師爺: (白)
[15:37.00]張郎
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[15:38.50]臘梅: (白)
[15:38.50]
[15:44.50] 
[15:44.50](口古)
[15:44.50]是張才,你點打算;
[15:47.50] 
[15:47.50]都頭: (口古)
[15:47.50]我一於打佢兩三拳。
[15:51.00] 
[15:51.00]師爺: (白)
[15:51.00]開門呀
[15:58.00] 
[15:58.00]都頭: (白欖)
[15:58.00]事幹一穿出就唔上算,通知個太老爺、個陣我搞唔掂,大姐你可憐、揾個地方我好鑽
[16:14.00] 
[16:14.00]臘梅: (白欖)
[16:14.00]你若果想嚇逃生,就鑽入個灶窟裡邊先
[16:20.00] 
[16:20.00]師爺: (白)
[16:20.00]開門
[16:23.50] 
[16:23.50]臘梅: (白)
[16:23.50]快點啦,嚟啦,嚟啦,人呢?人呢?
[16:43.00] 
[16:43.00]師爺: (白)
[16:43.00]人唔係處?
[16:46.00] 
[16:46.00]臘梅: (白)
[16:46.00]哈,真係,咁唔生性,新婚夫婦,成日講笑,張郎
[16:56.50] 
[16:56.50]師爺: (白)
[16:56.50]哈,小生有禮
[17:03.00] 
[17:03.00]臘梅: (口古)
[17:03.00]師爺,你嚟有乜事情呀?須知道現在都已經更闌人靜囉;
[17:12.00] 
[17:12.00]師爺: (口古)
[17:12.00]就係好在更闌人靜,趁張才外出,我來陪你,免致你一個人冷清清呀。
[17:24.00] 
[17:24.00]臘梅: (白)
[17:24.00]上爐香,歸家娘,你夜麻麻嚟有乜好呀?
[17:28.50] 
[17:28.50]師爺: (白)
[17:28.50]咁又唔係舊時一樣,使乜係處夾埋哂啲假正經呢?師爺系個讀書人,你是個佳人,所謂才子配佳人,佳人配才子,咁至合秤呀
[17:55.50] 
[17:55.50]知縣: (白)
[17:55.50]開門呀周大姐
[17:57.00] 
[17:57.00]臘梅: (白)
[17:57.00]
[18:02.00] 
[18:02.00]師爺: (白)
[18:02.00]有師爺響處,無須驚恐
[18:09.50] 
[18:09.50]臘梅: (白)
[18:09.50]邊個呀?
[18:11.00] 
[18:11.00]知縣: (白)
[18:11.00]知縣大老爺到呀
[18:12.50] 
[18:12.50]師爺: (白)
[18:12.50]知縣大老爺呀死人,唔係啩,咁啱,你係邊個呀?
[18:24.50] 
[18:24.50]知縣: (白)
[18:24.50]大老爺呀
[18:27.00] 
[18:27.00]師爺: (白)
[18:27.00]到來做乜嘢呀?
[18:29.00] 
[18:29.00]知縣: (白)
[18:29.00]到來查夜
[18:38.50] 
[18:38.50]師爺: (花)
[18:38.50]上天無路,入地無門,這叫小生何去何從。
[18:51.00] 
[18:51.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[18:51.00]等我開門話師爺在此間,
[18:54.50] 
[18:54.50]師爺: (白)
[18:54.50]唉吔救命救命呀
[18:57.00] 
[18:57.00]臘梅: (白)
[18:57.00]你頭先教我話,
[18:59.00] 
[18:59.00](接唱)
[18:59.00]你話無須驚恐話咁嘛;
[19:07.50] 
[19:07.50]師爺: (接唱)
[19:07.50]講笑揾第樣,救苦救難,咪咁冇陰功。
[19:17.00]若若踢穿唔止話炒魷魚,重要連條命仔都水咁凍;
[19:28.00] 
[19:28.00](白)
[19:28.00]可憐嚇呀
[19:30.00] 
[19:30.00]臘梅: (白)
[19:30.00]好啦,你匿埋係處面缸裡面喇,唔好亂說亂動呀
[19:33.50] 
[19:33.50]師爺: (白)
[19:33.50]匿埋係處面缸呀?喃無阿彌陀佛,喃無阿彌陀佛
[19:44.00] 
[19:44.00](詩白)
[19:44.00]唉,估話今宵乘龍跨鳳客,變作滾水淥蝦公咯
[19:56.50] 
[19:56.50]知縣: (白)
[19:56.50]開門呀阿梅,開門呀阿梅
[20:10.00] 
[20:10.00]臘梅: (白)
[20:10.00]太爺,你深夜到來,有何貴幹呀?
[20:13.00] 
[20:13.00]知縣: (白)
[20:13.00]外面好猛風,入去先至傾,入去先至傾呀
[20:30.00] 
[20:30.00]臘梅: (白)
[20:30.00]點解你要閂埋度門啫?你查乜夜呀?
[20:34.50] 
[20:34.50]知縣: (白)
[20:34.50]查夜又點用到本大老爺到嚟呀?不過我有些少禮物想送俾你啫
[20:43.50] 
[20:43.50](龍舟)
[20:43.50]我忙敬奉,
[20:47.50]恕我禮不恭;
[20:53.00]物微義重表情濃。
[20:59.00]我送你一樽茶油,睇你嚟受用;
[21:06.50]重有一盒鵝蛋粉,睇你搽咗個面白檬檬。
[21:14.00]重有一隻木梳來相送;
[21:19.50]呢道重有胭脂兩貼,等你搽咗面紅紅。
[21:26.50]重有手巾仔三條,送俾你來受用;
[21:33.00]呢處重有花鞋一對,等你著起搖曳生風。
[21:42.00]睇過都係些小東西,你咪怪我唔尊重;
[21:48.50]請你收齊禮物呀,同我飲杯狀元紅。
[21:55.50] 
[21:55.50](白)
[21:55.50]嗱,你同我飲杯喇阿梅
[21:58.00] 
[21:58.00]臘梅: (白)
[21:58.00]我呢道冇燒酒,酒杯都冇嘅
[22:00.50] 
[22:00.50]知縣: (白)
[22:00.50]嘻,你冇啫,我有帶來呀,嗱,呢度暖酒一壺,酒杯成對,筷子兩雙,花生一包,碗碟俱全,樣樣都帶齊
[22:15.50] 
[22:15.50]臘梅: (白)
[22:15.50]請你自便啦,我唔飲喇
[22:18.00] 
[22:18.00]知縣: (白)
[22:18.00]我叫你飲你都唔飲喇哈
[22:27.50] 
[22:27.50](花)
[22:27.50]我生平悶酒飲唔慣,你都要唱支歌仔等我散下心。
[22:39.50] 
[22:39.50]臘梅: (接唱)
[22:39.50]我再不色笑迎人,恕我實難答允;
[22:48.50] 
[22:48.50]知縣: (白)
[22:48.50]乜我叫你唱你都唔唱,好我立即叫公艇兼拉人,咪話大老爺太黑心,先罰阿梅回返妓院,張才革職要踎低
[23:08.00] 
[23:08.00]臘梅: (白)
[23:08.00]太爺,使乜咁快就反面啊,咁我唱完你聽完就誃嘅了嘛?
[23:15.00] 
[23:15.00]知縣: (白)
[23:15.00]我聽完就溜之大吉
[23:18.00] 
[23:18.00]臘梅: (白)
[23:18.00]咁又冇元朔又冇幫腔點唱呀?
[23:21.00] 
[23:21.00]知縣: (白)
[23:21.00]我做元朔我做幫腔唔係得咯
[23:26.00] 
[23:26.00]臘梅: (白)
[23:26.00]唉,唱系唱啦
[23:28.00] 
[23:28.00]知縣: (白)
[23:28.00]係咯咁至系㗎梅
[23:32.50] 
[23:32.50](?)
[23:32.50]聽聽聽個麼令動聽,
[23:37.50] 
[23:37.50]臘梅: (接唱)
[23:37.50]一更天,
[23:40.00]月東邊,
[23:43.00]什麼東西聲聲叫,
[23:47.50] 
[23:47.50]知縣: (接唱)
[23:47.50]什麼東西聲聲叫,
[23:52.00] 
[23:52.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[23:52.00]你聽一聽,
[23:54.00]你聽一聽,
[23:56.50]灶裡隻貓兒叫,
[24:00.00] 
[24:00.00]知縣: (接唱)
[24:00.00]灶裡隻貓兒叫,
[24:03.00] 
[24:03.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[24:03.00]貓兒怎樣叫,
[24:07.00] 
[24:07.00]知縣: (接唱)
[24:07.00]佢喵喵,
[24:09.50]咁樣叫,
[24:12.00] 
[24:12.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[24:12.00]佢叫得人,真討厭,
[24:16.00] 
[24:16.00]知縣: (接唱)
[24:16.00]叫得人,真討厭,
[24:27.00] 
[24:27.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[24:27.00]二更天,
[24:29.00]月升天,
[24:31.50]什麼東西聲聲叫,
[24:35.50] 
[24:35.50]知縣: (接唱)
[24:35.50]什麼東西聲聲叫,
[24:40.00] 
[24:40.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[24:40.00]你聽一聽,
[24:42.00]你聽一聽,
[24:44.00]面缸的老鼠叫呀,
[24:47.50] 
[24:47.50]知縣: (接唱)
[24:47.50]面缸的老鼠叫呀,
[24:50.50] 
[24:50.50]臘梅: (接唱)
[24:50.50]老鼠怎樣叫呀,
[24:54.50] 
[24:54.50]知縣: (接唱)
[24:54.50]佢吱吱,
[24:56.50]咁樣叫,
[24:58.50] 
[24:58.50]臘梅: (接唱)
[24:58.50]叫得人,真怕聽,
[25:02.50] 
[25:02.50]知縣: (接唱)
[25:02.50]叫得人,真怕聽,
[25:13.00] 
[25:13.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[25:13.00]三更天,
[25:15.50]月中天,
[25:17.00]什麼東西聲聲叫,
[25:21.00] 
[25:21.00]知縣: (接唱)
[25:21.00]什麼東西聲聲叫,
[25:25.00] 
[25:25.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[25:25.00]你聽一聽,
[25:27.00]你聽一聽,
[25:28.50]有隻烏嘴狗佢聲聲叫,
[25:32.00] 
[25:32.00]知縣: (接唱)
[25:32.00]有隻烏嘴狗佢聲聲叫,
[25:35.00] 
[25:35.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[25:35.00]只烏嘴狗佢怎麼叫呀,
[25:38.00] 
[25:38.00]知縣: (接唱)
[25:38.00]佢汪汪,
[25:42.00]咁樣叫,
[25:44.00] 
[25:44.00]臘梅: (接唱)
[25:44.00]叫得人,真好笑,
[25:48.00] 
[25:48.00]知縣: (接唱)
[25:48.00]叫得人,真好笑,
[25:52.50] 
[25:52.50]臘梅: (接唱)
[25:52.50]唱咗咁就算啦
[25:57.00] 
[25:57.00]知縣: (白)
[25:57.00]嘻嘻,唱得好,唱得好,埋嚟飲杯啦阿梅,埋來飲杯先阿梅
[26:12.50] 
[26:12.50]張才: (花)
[26:12.50]公事暫不顧,難捨燕爾新婚。
[26:19.00]鼓報四更,且自回家交杯合卺;
[26:26.00] 
[26:26.00](白)
[26:26.00]開門
[26:27.50] 
[26:27.50]臘梅: (白)
[26:27.50]邊個呀?
[26:28.50] 
[26:28.50]張才: (白)
[26:28.50]張才
[26:29.50] 
[26:29.50]臘梅: (白)
[26:29.50]唉吔,張才回來啦
[26:32.00] 
[26:32.00]知縣: (白)
[26:32.00]咪開,邊個呀?
[26:36.50] 
[26:36.50]臘梅: (白)
[26:36.50]張才返來啦
[26:37.50] 
[26:37.50]知縣: (白)
[26:37.50]嘻,張才去山東送公文,又點會返嚟呢?咪好理佢自
[26:44.00] 
[26:44.00]臘梅: (白)
[26:44.00]你不信等我開門嘅啦
[26:46.00] 
[26:46.00]知縣: (白)
[26:46.00]咪,等我問嚇先,等我問嚇先,邊個呀?
[26:53.50] 
[26:53.50]張才: (白)
[26:53.50]張才
[26:56.00] 
[26:56.00]知縣: (白)
[26:56.00]系喇,真係張才返來,快點開後門或者,開後門或者
[27:02.50] 
[27:02.50]臘梅: (白)
[27:02.50]我呢度冇後門嘅
[27:03.50] 
[27:03.50]知縣: (白)
[27:03.50]乜你替我想辦法救我了,撞見點得㗎嘅咁樣?嚟啦
[27:08.00] 
[27:08.00]臘梅: (白)
[27:08.00]匿埋床下底先啦
[27:10.00] 
[27:10.00]知縣: (白)
[27:10.00]床下底咁污糟又點得呢?
[27:12.00] 
[27:12.00]臘梅: (白)
[27:12.00]乜嘢?
[27:13.00] 
[27:13.00]知縣: (白)
[27:13.00]呀好好
[27:26.00] 
[27:26.00]臘梅: (白)
[27:26.00]啊,返來啦
[27:37.50] 
[27:37.50]張才: (接唱)
[27:37.50]何以開門咁遲慢,所為何因。
[27:45.50]見你神態失常,應對我講明底蘊;
[27:53.50] 
[27:53.50]臘梅: (接唱)
[27:53.50]我先問張郎一事,你能否相信我為人。
[28:02.50] 
[28:02.50]張才: (接唱)
[28:02.50]彼此情屬夫妻,還望直言無隱;
[28:15.00] 
[28:15.00](白)
[28:15.00]真定假?
[28:16.50] 
[28:16.50]臘梅: (白)
[28:16.50]真係嘅
[28:23.50] 
[28:23.50]張才: (白)
[28:23.50]唉吔
[28:28.50] 
[28:28.50](快點)
[28:28.50]筲箕冚鬼一窩神。
[28:32.00] 
[28:32.00](轉花)
[28:32.00]事到如今,忍無可忍;
[29:26.50] 
[29:26.50](白)
[29:26.50]出嚟
[29:28.50] 
[29:28.50]知縣、都頭、師爺: (白)
[29:28.50]死都唔出
[29:29.50] 
[29:29.50]張才: (白)
[29:29.50]出唔出呀?阿梅,攞滾水出來
[29:32.00] 
[29:32.00]臘梅: (白)
[29:32.00]
[29:32.50] 
[29:32.50]知縣、都頭、師爺: (白)
[29:32.50]出咯,出咯
[29:56.50] 
[29:56.50]張才: (白)
[29:56.50]三更半夜到嚟,非奸即盜,我同你去見街坊地保
[30:02.50] 
[30:02.50]知縣: (白)
[30:02.50]咪系,你地新婚,我來送禮
[30:05.50] 
[30:05.50]張才: (白)
[30:05.50]送禮?
[30:07.50] 
[30:07.50]臘梅: (白)
[30:07.50]送乜禮呀?送呢啲爛鬼嘢,嗱,俾返你,俾返你,俾返你
[30:17.50] 
[30:17.50]都頭: (白)
[30:17.50]我唔係送呢啲,我送廿兩紋銀
[30:21.50] 
[30:21.50]師爺: (白)
[30:21.50]我三十兩
[30:23.50] 
[30:23.50]張才: (白)
[30:23.50]
[30:24.50] 
[30:24.50]知縣: (白)
[30:24.50]我送一百
[30:26.00] 
[30:26.00]張才: (白)
[30:26.00]住口
[30:28.50] 
[30:28.50](七字清)
[30:28.50]你以為有錢可通神。
[30:32.00]送禮為名圖非分;
[30:35.00]欺侮張才萬不能。
[30:38.50] 
[30:38.50](花)
[30:38.50]我只要烏紗紅袍,唔要銀;
[30:47.00] 
[30:47.00]知縣: (白)
[30:47.00]唔得㗎,我小小一個知縣,都係天子門生,揾啲咁嘢搞啊?
[30:51.50] 
[30:51.50]張才: (白)
[30:51.50]
[31:12.50] 
[31:12.50]都頭: (白)
[31:12.50]上下五更要升堂了老爺
[31:15.00] 
[31:15.00]知縣: (白)
[31:15.00]重升鬼升馬咩?
[31:22.50] 
[31:22.50](接唱)
[31:22.50]唉,剝了紅袍烏紗帽,重有乜面子去見人呀。
[31:31.50]