[ti:大鬧梅知府] | |
[ar:梁漢威 陳慧思] | |
[al:] | |
[au:蔡衍棻] | |
[by:operawillis@gmail.com] | |
[00:00.00] | 大鬧梅知府 |
[00:00.00] | 梁漢威 陳慧思演唱 |
[00:00.00] | 蔡衍棻撰曲 |
[00:00.00] | |
[01:26.50] | 瓊嬋: (反線月影寒梅) |
[01:26.50] | 減妝素服著青衫, |
[01:33.50] | 小姑倆與共, |
[01:36.50] | 直到衙門外, |
[01:39.00] | 她夫婿有難, |
[01:41.00] | 被那狗官困鎖監, |
[01:46.50] | 小姑生性純良出外不慣, |
[01:52.00] | 我陪同佢去把監探, |
[01:58.00] | 瓊嬋我豈懼憚, |
[02:01.00] | 衙差兇且猛 |
[02:23.00] | (中入場瓊嬋埋位擊鼓介) |
[02:23.00] | |
[02:23.00] | (白) |
[02:23.00] | 呔!(介) 梅知府哪裡!呔!梅知府哪裡! |
[03:25.00] | |
[03:25.00] | (嗩吶奏文鑼小開門四衙差上、中撞點梅知府衣邊上介) |
[03:25.00] | 知府: (七字清中板) |
[03:25.00] | 想今天,非是三六九期,誰敢堂前呼喊; |
[03:33.00] | 擊堂鼓,聲震耳,真個令我心煩。 |
[03:40.00] | 俺這裡,正在後衙圍爐驅冷; |
[03:46.00] | 哪哪哪哪哪,哪一個,敗吾雅興怒火燔。 |
[03:51.50] | 自當按律嚴懲 |
[04:04.00] | |
[04:04.00] | (直轉高句花) |
[04:04.00] | 不能寬減; |
[04:38.50] | |
[04:38.50] | (嗩吶奏文鑼小開門升堂介) |
[04:38.50] | (口白) |
[04:38.50] | 我有且呔!(介) 堂前婦人,何故擊鼓闖衙! |
[04:45.00] | |
[04:45.00] | 瓊嬋: (白) |
[04:45.00] | 哼! |
[04:50.50] | |
[04:50.50] | (爽二王) |
[04:50.50] | 睇你張牙舞爪,氣焰囂橫。 |
[05:03.50] | |
[05:03.50] | 知府: (短序) |
[05:03.50] | 官衙豈是沒遮攔 |
[05:06.50] | |
[05:06.50] | (唱曲) |
[05:06.50] | 今非告禀之期,騷擾本官即冒犯; |
[05:18.50] | |
[05:18.50] | 瓊嬋: (短序) |
[05:18.50] | 睇你素來都惡慣 |
[05:22.00] | |
[05:22.00] | (唱曲) |
[05:22.00] | 當官為民作主,哼,你卻面似玄壇。 |
[05:34.00] | |
[05:34.00] | 知府: (短序) |
[05:34.00] | 狂言妄語太刁蠻 |
[05:37.00] | |
[05:37.00] | (唱曲) |
[05:37.00] | 當官自有權威,試問豈容相犯; |
[05:50.50] | |
[05:50.50] | 瓊嬋: (直轉反線粉牆花) |
[05:50.50] | 敢相犯, |
[05:53.00] | 我敢相犯, |
[05:55.00] | 我未畏官威冷似冰山, |
[05:59.50] | 你亂髮官威似虎兇猛, |
[06:04.00] | 百家千姓定受其患, |
[06:08.50] | |
[06:08.50] | 知府: (接唱) |
[06:08.50] | 哈!潑婦太刁奸, |
[06:10.50] | 四次三番, |
[06:13.00] | 叫囂詛咒定要懲辦 |
[06:19.00] | |
[06:19.00] | (直轉士工慢板) |
[06:19.00] | 藐視朝廷命官, |
[06:22.00] | 官司可大可小, |
[06:30.00] | 若不低頭認錯, |
[06:33.00] | 我怕你悔恨艱難。 |
[06:44.50] | |
[06:44.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[06:44.50] | 藐視本姑娘, |
[06:48.00] | 事情可大可小, |
[06:55.50] | 若不認錯低頭, |
[06:59.00] | 怕你烏紗毀爛; |
[07:10.00] | |
[07:10.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[07:10.00] | 本官久歷官場, |
[07:13.50] | 雖知風浪也曾見慣, |
[07:21.00] | 哈!你嘅口氣大得咁交關。 |
[07:32.00] | |
[07:32.00] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[07:32.00] | 阿儂少出閨門, |
[07:35.50] | 風浪不曾見慣, |
[07:42.50] | 不過你恃勢欺人, |
[07:46.50] | 我就萬般不慣; |
[08:00.50] | |
[08:00.50] | 知府: (白) |
[08:00.50] | 可怒! |
[08:06.00] | |
[08:06.00] | (包槌花下句) |
[08:06.00] | 衙門有理三大板,縱然無理大板三。 |
[08:20.00] | 叫左右,殺一殺個潑婦威風,且備大刑棍棒; |
[08:37.00] | |
[08:37.00] | 瓊嬋: (白) |
[08:37.00] | 我呸! |
[08:39.50] | |
[08:39.50] | (禿起走馬) |
[08:39.50] | 狗官休要暴跳狂喊, |
[08:44.00] | 看誰個敢將我犯, |
[08:49.00] | 快些把凳擔, |
[08:53.50] | 我坐低氣漸減, |
[08:57.00] | 再將情由慢來談, |
[09:03.00] | |
[09:03.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[09:03.00] | 哈!你有心在衙門內作反, |
[09:07.50] | 要本官設座為你擔, |
[09:12.00] | |
[09:12.00] | (楔白) |
[09:12.00] | 好膽呀 |
[09:16.00] | |
[09:16.00] | (接唱) |
[09:16.00] | 查實你犯了官威當有難, |
[09:19.50] | 煎皮兼要拆骨將蟹辦, |
[09:24.50] | |
[09:24.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[09:24.50] | 查實你命婦公然侮辱更來冒犯, |
[09:30.00] | 想甩難, |
[09:33.00] | 應低頭, |
[09:34.50] | 低頭毋复狂傲口氣硬, |
[09:39.00] | |
[09:39.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[09:39.00] | 你命婦充到硬, |
[09:41.00] | 真個令我齒冷, |
[09:44.00] | 命婦誰人又會入到衙門裡, |
[09:50.00] | 瞪眉和突眼得㗎, |
[09:52.50] | 問你是何來嘅命婦, |
[09:56.50] | 諒你難瞞我一雙眼, |
[10:01.00] | |
[10:01.00] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[10:01.00] | 我叫瓊嬋排行第四, |
[10:05.00] | 誥命紅顏, |
[10:07.00] | |
[10:07.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[10:07.00] | 你排第四, |
[10:08.00] | 我喺四品官宦, |
[10:11.50] | 你自負夾死充撐, |
[10:15.50] | |
[10:15.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[10:15.50] | 其實你是四品官宦堂上站, |
[10:20.50] | 似是粒芝麻, |
[10:23.00] | 官銜卑微權力原屬有限, |
[10:28.50] | |
[10:28.50] | 知府: (接唱) |
[10:28.50] | 你在此拋浪頭, |
[10:32.00] | 虧我遇事強硬, |
[10:36.50] | 遇事強硬, |
[10:39.50] | 喂!老爺自少喺嚇大, |
[10:43.00] | 任你講出家世如何, |
[10:45.50] | 我亦當笑談 |
[10:55.50] | |
[10:55.50] | 瓊嬋: (減字芙蓉下句) |
[10:55.50] | 吏部天官居一品,我祖父列朝班。 |
[11:08.00] | |
[11:08.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[11:08.00] | 哼!分明喺信口開河,你講大話都唔眨眼; |
[11:19.50] | |
[11:19.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[11:19.50] | 父親乃當今閣老, |
[11:23.50] | |
[11:23.50] | 知府: (接唱) |
[11:23.50] | 嘩!乜猛得咁交關。 |
[11:27.50] | |
[11:27.50] | 瓊嬋: (楔白) |
[11:27.50] | 猛呀哩! |
[11:31.00] | |
[11:31.00] | (接唱) |
[11:31.00] | 叔為太保母是皇姨, |
[11:35.00] | |
[11:35.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[11:35.00] | 哼!乜你越講越大膽; |
[11:42.50] | |
[11:42.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[11:42.50] | 伯父傳臚兄御史,三兄巡撫在江南。 |
[11:51.00] | |
[11:51.00] | 知府: (楔白) |
[11:51.00] | 噫!唔對路啵 |
[11:54.00] | |
[11:54.00] | (接唱) |
[11:54.00] | 乜佢越講越似真, |
[11:57.50] | |
[11:57.50] | 瓊嬋: (楔白) |
[11:57.50] | 驚哩! |
[11:58.50] | |
[11:58.50] | (接唱) |
[11:58.50] | 我二哥乃御用文膽; |
[12:03.50] | |
[12:03.50] | (楔白) |
[12:03.50] | 重有呀, |
[12:06.00] | |
[12:06.00] | (接唱) |
[12:06.00] | 官拜太子太保, |
[12:08.50] | |
[12:08.50] | 知府: (楔白) |
[12:08.50] | 咳!死嚹! |
[12:09.50] | |
[12:09.50] | (接唱) |
[12:09.50] | 我好比白鱔上沙灘。 |
[12:16.00] | |
[12:16.00] | (直轉滾花) |
[12:16.00] | 今趟唔死都一身潺,唉!我把呢個大貴人來冒犯; |
[12:25.50] | |
[12:25.50] | (採花詞) |
[12:25.50] | 今次嚇破了卑職膽, |
[12:29.00] | 原來喺有山外山, |
[12:31.50] | 佢確喺朝廷嘅命婦, |
[12:36.00] | 富貴無限, |
[12:39.50] | 我好似床底踢毽, |
[12:42.50] | 床底踢毽, |
[12:44.00] | 今天不幸撞正板, |
[12:52.00] | |
[12:52.00] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[12:52.00] | 你既然喺四品口氣硬, |
[12:55.50] | 嚸解瑟縮驚顫咁無顏 |
[13:03.00] | |
[13:03.00] | 知府: (木魚) |
[13:03.00] | 哈哈,夫人呀你恕我無珠肉眼, |
[13:08.00] | |
[13:08.00] | 瓊嬋: (楔白) |
[13:08.00] | 唔喺! |
[13:09.50] | |
[13:09.50] | (接唱) |
[13:09.50] | 你白眼向天翻; |
[13:13.00] | |
[13:13.00] | 知府: (楔白) |
[13:13.00] | 哈哈!唔喺、唔喺! |
[13:14.50] | |
[13:14.50] | (接唱) |
[13:14.50] | 只不過喺一場誤會,我自己攞嚟煩。 |
[13:20.00] | |
[13:20.00] | 瓊嬋: (楔白) |
[13:20.00] | 冇誤會到! |
[13:22.00] | |
[13:22.00] | (接唱) |
[13:22.00] | 潑婦闖入公堂,把知府大人你冒犯; |
[13:29.00] | |
[13:29.00] | 知府: (楔白) |
[13:29.00] | 非也,非也! |
[13:30.00] | |
[13:30.00] | (接唱) |
[13:30.00] | 卑職喺芝麻綠豆,我喺處妄充撐。 |
[13:35.00] | 適才一番唇舌,喺我有心來試探; |
[13:40.50] | 其實一見夫人你嗰種貴氣,便知你 |
[13:44.50] | |
[13:44.50] | (直轉爽二王) |
[13:44.50] | 非是等閒。 |
[13:55.50] | |
[13:55.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[13:55.50] | 真堪笑,他前倨後恭,好教瓊嬋齒冷; |
[14:21.00] | |
[14:21.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[14:21.00] | 貴夫人,自有汪涵海量,我拜懇再三。 |
[14:41.00] | |
[14:41.00] | (白) |
[14:41.00] | 喺!夫人恕罪,夫人恕罪!(開邊跪介) |
[14:56.50] | |
[14:56.50] | 瓊嬋: (五槌合尺花) |
[14:56.50] | 他轉瞬間嘴臉不同, |
[15:06.00] | 一似陰晴變幻; |
[15:13.50] | |
[15:13.50] | 知府: (楔白) |
[15:13.50] | 哈哈…夫人呀! |
[15:16.50] | |
[15:16.50] | (接唱) |
[15:16.50] | 卑職自知不是, |
[15:25.50] | |
[15:25.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[15:25.50] | 起來答話莫拜參。 |
[15:33.50] | |
[15:33.50] | 知府: (楔白) |
[15:33.50] | 喺!多謝,多謝夫人! |
[15:44.50] | |
[15:44.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[15:44.50] | 不過我舌燥唇乾, |
[15:52.00] | |
[15:52.00] | 知府: (楔白) |
[15:52.00] | 哦哦!我知嚹,我知嚹! |
[15:56.00] | |
[15:56.00] | (接唱) |
[15:56.00] | 待我親奉香茶一盞; |
[16:19.00] | |
[16:19.00] | (慢五槌獻茶科反介) |
[16:19.00] | 瓊嬋: (楔白) |
[16:19.00] | 擺低啦!哎吔,哎吔! |
[16:27.50] | |
[16:27.50] | (接唱) |
[16:27.50] | 哎吔我又徛到腰酸和腳痛, |
[16:40.00] | |
[16:40.00] | 知府: (楔白) |
[16:40.00] | 哦哦哦!夫人,夫人! |
[16:47.00] | |
[16:47.00] | (接唱) |
[16:47.00] | 待本官親把凳來擔。 |
[17:04.50] | |
[17:04.50] | (知府食收車鑼鼓擔凳介) |
[17:04.50] | (楔白) |
[17:04.50] | 夫人請坐,請坐 |
[17:06.00] | |
[17:06.00] | 瓊嬋: (楔白) |
[17:06.00] | 咁唔該嗮啵!(叻叻鼓埋位介) |
[17:24.50] | |
[17:24.50] | (隨風而逝) |
[17:24.50] | 你當初如是殷勤對四姑娘哩, |
[17:34.50] | 又哪會驚一番, |
[17:37.50] | 我氣已平再無責難, |
[17:43.50] | |
[17:43.50] | 知府: (接唱) |
[17:43.50] | 感你大量恕俺, |
[17:47.00] | 我死過返生, |
[17:50.00] | |
[17:50.00] | (楔白) |
[17:50.00] | 喺呢,下官想問一句 |
[17:53.50] | |
[17:53.50] | (接唱) |
[17:53.50] | 夫人因甚來到衙門行 |
[18:05.00] | |
[18:05.00] | 瓊嬋: (白) |
[18:05.00] | 你問我呀?聽住! |
[18:16.00] | |
[18:16.00] | (正線中板) |
[18:16.00] | 只為我姑爺, |
[18:26.00] | 蕭氏永倫, |
[18:31.50] | 無辜遭構陷; |
[18:42.00] | |
[18:42.00] | 知府: (接唱) |
[18:42.00] | 哦,蕭某贓證俱全, |
[18:51.50] | 押在我府衙大獄, |
[18:56.50] | 唉,恐怕鐵案難翻。 |
[19:07.50] | |
[19:07.50] | 瓊嬋: (接唱) |
[19:07.50] | 一言難盡此案情, |
[19:17.00] | 忽聞傳出風聲, |
[19:22.00] | 三日之期便問斬; |
[19:30.50] | |
[19:30.50] | 知府: (楔白) |
[19:30.50] | 喺嘞,喺嘞!唉! |
[19:34.00] | |
[19:34.00] | (接唱) |
[19:34.00] | 我俯仰由人, |
[19:43.00] | 只因官微職小, |
[19:47.50] | 留人刀下,唉,我為難。 |
[19:57.00] | |
[19:57.00] | 瓊嬋: (直轉蘇武牧羊) |
[19:57.00] | 當然亦知你為難, |
[20:05.00] | 我非懇求, |
[20:08.00] | 你抗命判不斬, |
[20:12.00] | 只因我小姑, |
[20:16.00] | 夢中也盼郎還, |
[20:20.50] | 但望特許她, |
[20:24.50] | 把監探, |
[20:28.50] | |
[20:28.50] | 知府: (接唱) |
[20:28.50] | 已判死罪, |
[20:32.50] | 按律難遵行, |
[20:36.00] | 但喺朝廷命婦到, |
[20:38.50] | 本府當特許探 |
[20:44.50] | |
[20:44.50] | 瓊嬋: (收白) |
[20:44.50] | 哦,咁真喺多謝嗮咯 |
[20:58.00] | |
[20:58.00] | (五槌滾花) |
[20:58.00] | 待我帶小姑碧容,即到大牢親訪探; |
[21:09.00] | |
[21:09.00] | 知府: (白) |
[21:09.00] | 呃呃,夫人,咁唔得! |
[21:16.50] | |
[21:16.50] | (古腔七字清中板) |
[21:16.50] | 貴人駕降非等閒。 |
[21:21.50] | 傳令衙差速速辦; |
[21:25.50] | 為蕭公子,換新衫。 |
[21:28.50] | 打掃張羅,休怠慢; |
[21:33.00] | 地氈鋪到,大獄門關。 |
[21:47.50] | |
[21:47.50] | (高句花) |
[21:47.50] | 還須結彩張燈,定要光鮮燦燦; |
[22:09.00] | |
[22:09.00] | 瓊嬋: (接唱花) |
[22:09.00] | 一聲多謝梅知府,八面威儀去探監。 |
[22:29.50] | (曲終) |