| [ti:釣魚郎]
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| [ar:梁醒波]
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| [au:唐滌生]
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| [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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[00:00.00] | 釣魚郎
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[00:00.00] | 梁醒波演唱
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[00:00.00] | 唐滌生撰曲
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[00:00.00] |
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[00:03.00] | (開邊)
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[00:03.00] | (漁歌唱晚)
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[00:03.00] | 我士砵恤衫的系夠骨,
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[00:10.00] | 短褲輕鬆未算得話闊,
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[00:17.00] | 我個相頭又士嘜兼夾活潑,
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[00:24.00] | 坐住㗎勃勃,
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[00:28.00] | 辣撻的就抹
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[00:31.00] |
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[00:31.00] | (二王上句)
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[00:31.00] | 抹到佢不染一塵,
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[00:35.00] | 然後排場至夠闊;
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[00:44.50] |
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[00:44.50] | (短序)
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[00:44.50] | 得快活時應快活
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[00:47.00] |
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[00:47.00] | (唱曲)
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[00:47.00] | 及時行樂,
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[00:51.50] | 幾咁 Very Good。
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[01:00.00] |
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[01:00.00] | (短序)
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[01:00.00] | 帶備威士忌與紅砵
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[01:03.00] |
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[01:03.00] | (唱曲)
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[01:03.00] | 今日做釣魚郎,
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[01:06.00] | 車到海灣渡週末;
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[01:17.00] |
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[01:17.00] | (白)
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[01:17.00] | 嘻嘻,人釣魚,我釣魚,我用個的魚餌特別唔同人果噃,嗱我一不用蝦公,二不用沙蟲,三不用浮筒,咁有人問我你唔用呢幾種,用乜呀,乜嘢叫做浮筒呢,哦,浮筒即係生魷魚仔啦,哦,餵你用的乜嘢呀,嗱聽住啦老友
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[01:45.00] |
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[01:45.00] | (板眼)
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[01:45.00] | 講到我個的釣魚餌,
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[01:49.00] | 我第一用胭脂;
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[01:54.00] | 唇膏,香粉,三樣不離。
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[02:01.00] | 第二我專門用銀紙;
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[02:09.00] | 第三我講出,你更重覺重兒嬉。
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[02:17.00] | 我磨定個的硃砂,揾定張黃紙;
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[02:26.00] | 寫住虛榮兩個字,你話幾咁出奇 (拉腔收)。
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[02:37.00] |
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[02:37.00] | (白)
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[02:37.00] | 奇乜嘢,我話的咁多都無奇呀、咁重話唔奇、唔奇,呢個世界樣樣都講新發明呀嗎,呢即如未有原子彈出個陣,你地梗系唔信有咁利害嘅武器㗎,點一知一掟掟咗出嚟,跟住乜嘢都叫做原子,又原子乜,又原子物,咁重有乜奇呢,其實字典裡頭無個奇字嘅,無,實係寫無奇不有就啱,系,真係無㗎,無定啦,好叻,開車,朋友,我都唔同你講,第時傾啦、好行,好行,我都費時啋你,一於開車去也,
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[03:43.00] |
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[03:43.00] | (小曲梳妝台)
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[03:43.00] | 我坐阿福,
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[03:46.00] | 車到落海皮,
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[03:50.00] | 開盡掣好似搭飛機,
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[03:54.00] | 四便呔向地離,
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[03:57.00] | 車到鹹淡水之間,
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[04:01.00] | 先至放餌,
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[04:04.00] | 老友記我無執輸,
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[04:08.00] | 誓不樹白旗
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[04:12.00] |
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[04:12.00] | (白)
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[04:12.00] | 話唧,在我未釣到魚之前,忽然間個心有的感想噃,
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[04:19.00] |
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[04:19.00] | (步步高)
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[04:19.00] | 人有崇樓,
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[04:21.00] | 水中魚有石駁停留,
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[04:25.00] | 石墈能做竇,
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[04:27.00] | 善惡一樣有,
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[04:29.00] | 與我地無分別謀食追求,
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[04:33.00] | 水裡分疆界相爭決鬥,
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[04:37.00] | 起風波,
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[04:39.00] | 一朝遭網莫能漏,
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[04:42.50] | 似人生,
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[04:44.00] | 忽遭災劫莫可救
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[04:49.00] |
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[04:49.00] | (白)
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[04:49.00] | 嘻嘻,老友記,人同魚真係有好多到相同嘅,就有好多點同埋一樣啱,乜點樣同埋、乜唔同唧,人就有皇帝同總統呀,佢又有海龍王個噃,大家有貴有賤,有惡有善,而且一樣有運行有運講嘅,嗱,魚唔失運又點會上釣落網,人唔失運,當然唔會遭逢意外之災啦,呢,話口未完個條魚絲鬱鬱嚇咯,咪嘈,咪嘈,起,哈哈哈,重唔釣到你
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[05:44.00] |
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[05:44.00] | (減字芙蓉)
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[05:44.00] | 我估系邊一位喎,原來系兜大石斑。
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[05:55.00] | 睇你瓣頂四四方方,應該當為老襯辦至啱;
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[06:05.00] |
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[06:05.00] | (插白)
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[06:05.00] | 嘻嘻,老襯啦,
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[06:06.00] |
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[06:06.00] | (接唱)
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[06:06.00] | 怕你生得雍容又華貴,始終難過美人關。
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[06:15.00] |
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[06:15.00] | (插白)
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[06:15.00] | 怕你,
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[06:17.50] |
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[06:17.50] | (接唱)
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[06:17.50] | 乜你聞到陣脂粉除,想撲埋嚟咬番啖係嗎;
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[06:25.50] |
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[06:25.50] | (插白)
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[06:25.50] | 梗系啦、唔係會咁咩,
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[06:29.00] |
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[06:29.00] | (接唱)
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[06:29.00] | 呢次索油索著火水,抵你唔死一身潺。
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[06:37.00] |
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[06:37.00] | (二王上句)
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[06:37.00] | 你一經上釣惡甩身,
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[06:40.00] | 永不返得海咸河淡;
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[06:50.00] |
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[06:50.00] | (白)
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[06:50.00] | 石斑呀石斑,睇你荷包大舊,衣服靚溜,面皮夠厚,任釣唔嬲,好,你痞抵一痞啦老友,咦,條魚絲又鬱鬱嚇,睇,呢兜梗系白臘仔,白臘仔又名海上亞飛,精到無影,唔怕你精,至怕你唔來,你聞到陣脂粉除,你重有唔上釣,上,哈哈,係你咯啩,
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[07:24.50] |
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[07:24.50] | (柳搖金)
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[07:24.50] | 你呢兜白臘仔,
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[07:29.00] | 駛乜虛偽你人極曳,
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[07:33.00] | 貪色追美易沉迷,
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[07:37.00] |
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[07:37.00] | (插白)
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[07:37.00] | 嘻嘻,抵啦,
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[07:39.00] |
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[07:39.00] | (接唱)
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[07:39.00] | 脂粉計係人都驚畏,
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[07:45.50] |
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[07:45.50] | (插白)
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[07:45.50] | 唏、好色啦,
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[07:47.50] |
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[07:47.50] | (接唱)
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[07:47.50] | 靚仔更易維繫,
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[07:54.00] |
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[07:54.00] | (插白)
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[07:54.00] | 成日咁追女人,
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[07:57.00] |
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[07:57.00] | (接唱)
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[07:57.00] | 尤怕尤怕美人威,
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[08:02.00] |
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[08:02.00] | (插白)
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[08:02.00] | 你都未知死,
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[08:05.00] |
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[08:05.00] | (接唱)
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[08:05.00] | 我睇你來頭幾巴閉,
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[08:13.00] | 睇你唔肥唔瘦亦唔矮,
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[08:20.00] | 裝飾多華麗名貴,
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[08:24.00] | 結果終須氹你入圍
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[08:29.00] |
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[08:29.00] | (白)
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[08:29.00] | 小亞飛周身白霍,專好踢索,大咬飛擒,隨海咁撲,聞到脂粉香搏命咁搏,最乞人憎,輕佻浮薄,正式水浸麵包,又淨又靠索,痞低啦亞飛,好,又到第三單,咦,睇嚇,咦,鬱鬱地,嘩嘩,鬱噃,條魚絲鬱噃,唉地,睇嚇呢條系乜嘢,乜嘢得咁厲害,睇嚇乜嘢咁巴閉呢喂,唏,最無用係你,我重估系乜嘢魚,
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[09:16.00] |
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[09:16.00] | (賽龍奪錦)
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[09:16.00] | 原來系老坑,
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[09:19.50] | 因為塘虱夠力猛,
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[09:23.00] | 力猛、力猛我釣魚唔係慣,
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[09:27.00] | 真真心淡,
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[09:29.00] | 肥佬俾你撞慣,
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[09:31.00] | 老坑、老坑,
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[09:33.00] | 乜你見色重會貪
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[09:35.00] |
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[09:35.00] | (食貪字轉二王下句)
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[09:35.00] | 終日貪圖美色,
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[09:38.00] | 專吼住的水磨腳踭。
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[09:47.00] |
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[09:47.00] | (短序)
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[09:47.00] | 今回你白鱔上沙灘
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[09:50.00] |
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[09:50.00] | (唱曲)
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[09:50.00] | 睇你骨瘦皮黃,
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[09:53.00] | 竟有猖狂色膽;
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[10:03.00] |
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[10:03.00] | (白)
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[10:03.00] | 哈,你周身無肉我都唔嬲你,最嬲你個兩條蝦蛟須叻,人就會臨老入花叢啫,點知的魚都一樣有嘅,呢而家的脂粉畀條蝨食曬添,好,第四單不如用銀紙釣至得,嘩,駛得噃,一放咗落去撲埋嚟搶喎,又唔怪得嘅,邊個見到銀紙唔擒擒青呢,嘩嘩,搶得佢地真勢兇,好,睇嚇你呢系乜嘢魚至得,咪嘈咪嘈,起,哦,原來失魂魚,
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[10:56.00] |
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[10:56.00] | (昭君怨中板)
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[10:56.00] | 你為賭博累,
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[10:58.50] | 發財豈會易,
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[11:01.00] | 再多的也未夠你輸,
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[11:04.00] | 咪話搭車也嫌遲,
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[11:06.00] | 其實你更蠢過條薯,
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[11:11.00] | 擔沙塞海佢望你來下注,
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[11:16.00] | 一經惡買你唔著鬥氣,
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[11:20.00] | 乜咁執輸,
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[11:22.00] | 乜咁執輸,
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[11:24.00] | 想番攤嚟就你,
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[11:26.00] | 點會咁相宜,
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[11:29.00] | 佢知錯經遲,
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[11:32.00] | 怕你唔會種銀樹,
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[11:35.00] | 身有錢都慢慢去輸,
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[11:39.00] | 不應去趕餚
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[11:43.00] |
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[11:43.00] | (白)
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[11:43.00] | 呢條失魂魚,稱之為爛賭鬼可也,如果唔係輸乾輸淨,又點會魂魄都失埋呢,好啦閒啦休提,痞低啦失魂魚,好又嚟第五單,睇嚇乜嘢嚟至得呢單,又好似鬱鬱地條魚絲,嗱,條魚絲鬱咯噃,又鬱又唔鬱,咁古惑嘅,睇嚇你乜嘢至得,起,唏,原來呢條系黃魚,系省黃魚呢亭黃魚,就係呢亭魚,
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[12:27.00] |
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[12:27.00] | (花好月圓)
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[12:27.00] | 你都可算太猖狂,
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[12:30.00] | 見錢眼望望,
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[12:34.00] | 你休想脫離羅網,
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[12:39.00] | 應知鳥為食亡,
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[12:43.00] | 莫太狼,
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[12:45.00] | 莫太狂,
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[12:47.00] | 想省我牛黃,
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[12:51.00] | 我實在無乜行,
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[12:55.00] | 最可笑你如今身羈網
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[13:01.00] |
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[13:01.00] | (白)
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[13:01.00] | 黃魚者,專省牛黃之魚也,省牛黃之人都難逃法網,何況省黃魚之魚,又豈逃得過魚網災,痞低的啦黃魚頭,好又到第六單咯噃,咦,一放落去即刻有嘅,起,嚇,奇叻,乜點解會釣到兜土鯪,嚇,咁奇,
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[13:32.00] |
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[13:32.00] | (龍飛鳳舞)
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[13:32.00] | 鯪魚你痞慣在淡水,
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[13:36.00] | 唔通的錢會有除,
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[13:40.00] | 莫非你偏要鬥累,
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[13:44.00] | 明死你都跳落去,
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[13:49.00] | 你你你你你的確戇居,
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[13:53.00] | 你你你見錢放膽追,
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[13:57.00] | 你錯嚇上釣你一殼眼淚,
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[14:01.00] | 懺悔已晚你心已盡碎
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[14:06.00] |
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[14:06.00] | (白)
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[14:06.00] | 土鯪呀土鯪,你撈過界我都唔話你,不過你唔好見銀紙就擒擒青,錢唔係立亂擰得嘅,你撞啱塘虱佢會抄你,石斑會食你,白臘仔會玩你噃,你要安分守己得㗎,重有你唔好持住周身骨話會梗死人呀,撞啱的鱷魚頭,連骨都吞埋你呀,痞低先啦土鯪魚,好,又到第七單,(先鋒拔) 嘩,搶呀搶呀,原來一講就到,條鱷魚嚟噃,唉也,連銀紙都搶埋,奈佢唔何,唉,得個嬲字,嬲嬲,
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[14:51.00] |
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[14:51.00] | (夜上海)
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[14:51.00] | 無謂嘈,
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[14:52.00] | 頂唔蒲,
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[14:54.50] | 拈枝硃砂筆劃度符,
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[14:58.00] | 唔對路,
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[14:59.50] | 休氣怒,
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[15:01.50] | 要揾番匹補數,
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[15:05.00] | 豈知此處有鱷魚到,
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[15:09.00] | 明搶暗奪強橫似暴徒,
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[15:17.00] | 真真可惡,
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[15:18.00] | 案亦難報,
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[15:20.00] | 唔通告入龍王果度,
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[15:24.00] | 我今番遇著兇徒
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[15:27.50] |
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[15:27.50] | (白)
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[15:27.50] | 好,你兜鱷魚恰我咩,善有善報,惡有惡報,梗有兜鯨魚恰番你嘅,唔係啦,呢回第八單唔做蝕本生意,一於揾定張黃紙,加多度靈符,寫埋虛榮兩個字落去,然後至揾到食嘅叻,睇啦朋友,呢呢呢條魚絲又鬱鬱地,上啦上啦上,哦,又係淡水貨,鯉魚嚟,鯉魚呀鯉魚
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[15:57.50] |
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[15:57.50] | (三腳凳)
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[15:57.50] | 知否虛榮兩個字,你嗒落似話梅。
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[16:05.00] | 鯉魚跳龍門,當然聲價十倍;
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[16:12.50] | 點知一入咗鹹水海,你落網永不回。
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[16:20.00] |
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[16:20.00] | (二王上句)
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[16:20.00] | 好似虎落平陽,
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[16:24.00] | 重講乜嘢風雲際會;
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[16:36.00] |
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[16:36.00] | (白)
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[16:36.00] | 淡水貨,嚇,的淡水貨咁多,無法啦,鯉魚呀鯉魚,你自己當衰,撞埋嚟㗎乍,唔係我有意嚟釣你,痞低啦,好,又到第九單,咦,乜咁快又有嘅,起,原來充頭貨,石狗公,似斑唧,唔係真斑,
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[17:12.00] |
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[17:12.00] | (上雲梯)
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[17:12.00] | 你個樣生得確係猛,
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[17:17.00] | 你夠膽充斑,
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[17:21.00] | 唔怕撞板,
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[17:24.00] | 將你滾湯就最啱,
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[17:28.00] | 點稱得上菜,
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[17:30.00] | 惟送尋敘飯,
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[17:31.00] | 見度靈符唔斬眼,
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[17:33.00] | 真真可嘆,
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[17:35.00] | 好充生曬認名銜,
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[17:38.50] | 神氣活現極威猛,
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[17:42.00] | 滿口誇張惡習慣
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[17:47.00] |
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[17:47.00] | (白)
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[17:47.00] | 唔怪得排的行家話,碰埋頭都係釣到的坭猛同石狗公,原來海底咁多充頭貨嘅,算叻算叻,釣埋呢單都收工吧,咦,乜又有單,唉吔,呢好重嘅噃,乜嘢嚟呢喂 (大笑) 唉吔,哈哈哈,原來美人魚,女人魚喎,
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[18:18.00] |
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[18:18.00] | (江邊草)
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[18:18.00] | 佢人趣致,
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[18:20.00] | 又多姿,
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[18:22.00] | 纖纖柳腰十足似個紅撈時,
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[18:26.00] | 睇佢唇細細,
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[18:28.00] | 若施朱,
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[18:30.00] | 最好兩家共相對住嚟 Kiss,
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[18:33.00] | 睇佢柔情似藕絲,
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[18:37.00] | 兩家拍拖互相愛慕唔分離,
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[18:41.50] |
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[18:41.50] | (插白)
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[18:41.50] | 唉吔,呢趟我夠曬艷福咯,
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[18:45.00] |
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[18:45.00] | (接唱)
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[18:45.00] | 我艷遇,艷遇,
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[18:49.00] | 幸喜無人及住,
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[18:53.00] | 佢確靚更俏,
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[18:57.00] | 我真快樂滿意,
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[19:01.00] | 絕唔用銀紙,
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[19:03.00] | 碰著我最易,
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[19:05.00] | 拍拖去歸大家羨慕何相宜
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[19:09.00] |
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[19:09.00] | (白)
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[19:09.00] | 哈哈,呢條美人魚巴閉咯,豈不是我踢咗嘢都唔知,呸,夜的啦,樹枝嚟就真,邊度有美人魚,如果系美人魚,變咗佢釣我,唔係我釣佢叻,好,收工,嚇,見到咁多魚,我真係無限感想叻,朋友,
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[19:39.00] |
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[19:39.00] | (中板)
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[19:39.00] | 睇嚇呢一個魚倉,
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[19:45.00] | 每條都失魂落魄,
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[19:49.00] | 響處掙扎揚波。
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[19:57.00] | 呢兜大石斑,
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[20:03.00] | 雖非海上稱雄,
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[20:07.00] | 亦都可居奇貨;
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[20:15.00] | 呢條小亞飛,
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[20:21.00] | 可笑佢貪圖脂粉,
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[20:25.00] | 俾我監生捉入網羅。
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[20:33.00] | 重有呢兜老塘虱,
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[20:40.00] | 經已骨瘦如柴,
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[20:43.00] | 重貪乜嘢朱唇惹火得㗎;
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[20:52.00] | 失魂魚呀你真可憐,
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[20:58.00] | 為著賭得頻頻撲撲,
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[21:01.50] | 不知人地撒網張羅。
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[21:10.00] | 黃魚你呀,
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[21:12.00] | 你亦得太猖狂,
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[21:17.00] | 終日持惡行凶,
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[21:20.00] | 睇唔見無形枷鎖;
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[21:29.00] | 你條土鯪魚,
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[21:35.00] | 都為著貪求小利,
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[21:38.50] | 總唔防到百密有一疏。
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[21:47.00] | 你呢兜鱷魚頭,
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[21:54.00] | 終有日碰啱兜鯨魚,
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[21:57.00] | 我問你點能逃得過;
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[22:06.00] | 一山還有一山高,
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[22:13.00] | 大魚週時食細魚,
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[22:16.00] | 幾曾見海國不揚波。
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[22:24.50] | 鯉魚你何必跳龍門,
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[22:31.00] | 知否貪慕虛榮,
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[22:34.50] | 日後要提防會折墮;
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[22:43.00] | 講到呢兜石狗公,
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[22:50.00] | 常好周圍充生曬,
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[22:54.00] | 未知魚世界,
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[22:57.00] | 都係揾笨多。
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[23:01.00] |
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[23:01.00] | (爽七字清)
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[23:01.00] | 忠厚慈祥收善果;
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[23:07.50] | 奸奸狡狡受折磨。
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[23:14.00] | 貪字變貧非講錯;
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[23:21.00] | 千祈咪當別人傻。
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