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 [ti:睇相]
 [ar:張月兒 譚倩紅]
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[00:00.00]睇相
[00:00.00]張月兒 譚倩紅演唱
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[00:09.00]少游: (白)
[00:09.00]占卦算命,求財卦,自身卦,問有人,佔靈卦,算靈命呀,睇個相啦朋友
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[00:23.50](花)
[00:23.50]我檔口擺開,等人來幫襯呀;
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[00:30.50]春桃: (白)
[00:30.50]小姐呀,我出門口裝香呀
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[00:33.00]小妹: (白)
[00:33.00]唔好周圍走
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[00:34.00]春桃: (白)
[00:34.00]得咯
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[00:35.50]少游: (白)
[00:35.50]相不睇不發,姜不磨不辣,龍頭唔洗生由甲,人唔睇相佔知幾時發達,唔使灰心嘅朋友
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[00:55.50](?)
[00:55.50]謀望靈卦佔嚇貴人,
[01:00.00]每支卦五厘銀,
[01:04.00]八字排算兼帶魂,
[01:08.50]相命共精神,
[01:12.50]求問前世乜嘢人,
[01:16.50]我帶你查勻,
[01:21.00]我實唔會虛講言文,
[01:25.50]查得家宅重啃
[01:29.50] 
[01:29.50](白)
[01:29.50]大姐,同你睇個相呀,你個相呀,你個相生得唔錯大姐
[01:34.50] 
[01:34.50]春桃: (白)
[01:34.50]你同我睇相嚇?
[01:40.50] 
[01:40.50](減字芙蓉)
[01:40.50]本來我想幫襯,但身邊無分文。
[01:49.00] 
[01:49.00]少游: (序白)
[01:49.00]哦,冇錢呀,好閒啦,我贈你啫
[01:53.00] 
[01:53.00]春桃: (接唱)
[01:53.00]我欲想問嚇前程,睇嚇幾時行好運;
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[02:01.50]少游: (序白)
[02:01.50]你埋嚟,等我贈你兩句
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[02:06.00](接唱)
[02:06.00]睇你眉長過咗眼目,兄弟必有六七人。
[02:14.50] 
[02:14.50]春桃: (序白)
[02:14.50]冇呀,阿媽得我一個咋
[02:17.50] 
[02:17.50]少游: (白)
[02:17.50]哦哦,你聽埋咋
[02:19.00] 
[02:19.00](接唱)
[02:19.00]相書裡邊有云,包無揾你笨;
[02:28.50] 
[02:28.50](白)
[02:28.50]佢話眉長過目,兄弟二三四五六,如果唔係呢,必定係孤獨,你無兄無弟就至弊生得個額頭太促,好彩你生個下扒兜,所以致唔會勞勞碌碌呀
[02:49.00] 
[02:49.00]春桃: (白)
[02:49.00]唔勞碌就假啦
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[02:55.00](長二王)
[02:55.00]自少喪雙親,
[03:01.00]無親又無近,
[03:07.50]賣落蘇家為婢,終日服侍人,
[03:23.00]我地小姐生成,雖係脾氣梗,
[03:38.50]唯是待奴好似,
[03:46.50]好似姊妹咁情親。
[04:11.00]但係想到將來,
[04:19.00]不知何時除厄運;
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[04:44.50]少游: (花)
[04:44.50]你生來一個福相,他日必定嫁個好夫君。
[04:56.50]你且懷抱拋開,必要暫時安分;
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[05:06.50](白)
[05:06.50]你放心啦,一定有福享,大姐
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[05:09.50]小妹: (口古)
[05:09.50]春桃,你亂同人傾計,女仔人家太唔立品呀;
[05:18.00] 
[05:18.00]春桃: (口古)
[05:18.00]小姐呀,呢個先生睇相,真係靈到十分。
[05:31.50] 
[05:31.50]小妹: (長花)
[05:31.50]我話你真正腎,你真正腎,
[05:37.00]須知江湖揾食,全憑個種口吻,
[05:43.00]講得天花龍鳳,你都係呃騙人,
[05:48.50]有的籍住作福酬神,就係舞神棍,
[05:54.00]他完全靠撞,
[05:57.00]想撞嚇對方嘅言文。
[06:10.00]咁大個女腦筍都生唔埋,
[06:17.00]睇嚇你俾人揾笨;
[06:25.00] 
[06:25.00](白)
[06:25.00]唔好講咁多,跟我返入去食齋罷啦
[06:27.00] 
[06:27.00]少游: (白)
[06:27.00]小姐,咪行住
[06:33.00] 
[06:33.00](中板下句)
[06:33.00]我雖然系睇相為生,
[06:41.00]並無存心呃騙,
[06:44.50]小姐何竟含血噴人。
[06:54.50]我讀熟麻衣柳莊,
[07:02.50]自問靈驗非常,
[07:06.50]我又得異人傳授指引;
[07:16.50]你若唔信,
[07:24.00]我可將你迷津指導,
[07:29.00]你就冰釋疑雲。
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[07:38.50](花)
[07:38.50]小姐,睇你個相生得涯岸池高,相信你一定難諧婚嬪;
[07:52.50] 
[07:52.50](白)
[07:52.50]我贈你兩句添
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[07:55.00]小妹: (白)
[07:55.00]你同我睇相?咪啦
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[07:58.50](長二王)
[07:58.50]你響處亂將人誆,
[08:05.50]真係聽聞打冷震,
[08:11.50]蓮花舌爛,講得似層層,
[08:24.00]若曉指點迷津,應該自能自引,
[08:37.00]何必要將來揾食,
[08:42.50]顯見就係呃騙世人。
[09:03.50]呢種系讀壞詩書,
[09:10.00]只向無知婦孺來騙棍;
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[09:30.50]少游: (快點)
[09:30.50]居然侮辱不堪聞。
[09:34.50]詆毀言詞誰能忍;
[09:38.00]當堂令我心火焚。
[09:41.50]目中無人
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[09:44.00](花)
[09:44.00]真可恨;
[09:48.50] 
[09:48.50](白)
[09:48.50]喂,我要揾食,你詆毀我唔得
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[09:52.50]佛印: (白)
[09:52.50]睇相佬大聲做乜呀?
[10:00.00] 
[10:00.00](快白欖)
[10:00.00]你欺女人,欺女人,
[10:03.00]是可忍時孰不可忍,
[10:06.50]俾你響處來擺檔,你好彩到萬分,
[10:11.50]重係處大大聲,又響處嘈嘈震,
[10:16.50]快收檔快的躝屍,立刻要你走人
[10:21.50] 
[10:21.50](白)
[10:21.50]快誃呀
[10:23.50] 
[10:23.50]少游: (白)
[10:23.50]俾嚇面啦大師,等我揾餐食都好啩
[10:27.00] 
[10:27.00]佛印: (白)
[10:27.00]唔得唔得,馬上要你離開呢處
[10:36.50] 
[10:36.50]少游: (快花)
[10:36.50]你分明黑我,實不甘心。
[10:46.50]我唔誃你又如何,
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[10:52.00]佛印: (接半句)
[10:52.00]你怕,咁巴閉呀,我叫人將你泵;
[10:58.50] 
[10:58.50](大聲白)
[10:58.50]喂,揾幾個人出來,打破佢招牌
[11:02.00] 
[11:02.00]少游: (白)
[11:02.00]咪咪咪,我至多收擋誃人
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[11:05.50]佛印: (白)
[11:05.50]呢停人欺善怕惡
[11:15.00] 
[11:15.00](五才花)
[11:15.00]呢的人唔大聲唔得怕,專揾女人誆。
[11:29.00]後堂齋菜擺開,聊表我招待嘅責任;
[11:41.50] 
[11:41.50]小妹: (白)
[11:41.50]多謝哂
[11:46.50] 
[11:46.50](花下句)
[11:46.50]我多多感領謝深恩。
[11:57.50] 
[11:57.50]佛印: (白)
[11:57.50]自己人一樣,唔使客氣
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[12:00.00]春桃: (白)
[12:00.00]小姐,好聲上轎呀
[12:11.00] 
[12:11.00]小姐: (快花)
[12:11.00]經已日落西山,歸心似箭;
[12:22.00] 
[12:22.00]少游: (白)
[12:22.00]小姐,阿彌陀佛
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[12:24.00]小妹: (白)
[12:24.00]道長,有何貴幹
[12:25.50] 
[12:25.50]少游: (白)
[12:25.50]小姐有福有壽,願發慈悲
[12:29.00] 
[12:29.00]小妹: (白)
[12:29.00]道人何能何德,敢求布施
[12:33.00] 
[12:33.00]少游: (白)
[12:33.00]願小姐身如藥樹,百病不生
[12:37.50] 
[12:37.50]小妹: (白)
[12:37.50]願道人口吐蓮花,半文不捨
[12:41.00] 
[12:41.00]少游: (白)
[12:41.00]小娘子一天歡喜,如何撒手寶山
[12:46.00] 
[12:46.00]小妹: (白)
[12:46.00]瘋道人恁地貪癡,哪得隨身金穴
[12:50.50] 
[12:50.50]春桃: (白)
[12:50.50]道長,你想抄化去第處啦,我地小姐沒帶定錢呀,小姐夜啦,誃咯,誃咯
[13:04.00] 
[13:04.00]少游: (沉花)
[13:04.00]唉吔吔,
[13:06.50]果然經綸滿腹,
[13:10.50]名不虎傳。
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