| [ti:上卷]
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| [ar:梁醒波 鄭君綿 陳好逑]
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| [al:肥黃狗與黃鼠狼]
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| [au:唐滌生]
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| [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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[00:00.00] | 肥黃狗與黃鼠狼上卷
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[00:00.00] | 梁醒波 鄭君綿 陳好逑演唱
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[00:00.00] | 唐滌生撰曲
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[00:00.00] |
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[00:14.50] | (肥黃狗吠叫上場介)
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[00:14.50] | 肥黃: (走馬)
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[00:14.50] | 雖則我哋啲狗乃喺禽獸,
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[00:21.00] | 有陣人亦冇咁忠厚,
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[00:27.00] | 稱我喺鼠摸與狗偷喎,
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[00:33.00] | 實在我狗邊會去偷唧,
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[00:38.50] | 睇更一晚隨時都睇到日頭,
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[00:45.50] | 因乜嘢懶嚫都話喺狗得嘎,
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[00:51.50] | 我心想懶都冇陣敢去唞,
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[00:57.00] | 俾佢喝一聲,
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[01:00.00] | 我服從就要走嘅啦,
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[01:04.50] | 查實你哋喺畀氣我受,
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[01:09.50] | 擺頭擺尾當主人喺老竇,
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[01:17.00] | 其實我重叻過阿茂和阿壽,
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[01:25.00] | 我話尾醒頭,
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[01:28.50] | 重週時、看牛、防賊嚴密冇走漏,
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[01:38.00] | 你靜靜將嘢攨呀,
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[01:41.50] | 我實會追到你瘦定嘞,
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[01:46.00] | 有陣重全捱義氣,
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[01:51.50] | 把人來救,
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[01:58.50] | 有陣時為樂趣,
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[02:04.50] | 用我嚟做戲,
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[02:07.50] | 將狗鬥添呀,
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[02:12.00] | 有陣重常為密探,
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[02:17.00] | 把線路尋求,
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[02:21.00] |
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[02:21.00] | (楔白)
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[02:21.00] | 嘿嘿,我重會做偵探添啵,都唔喺嚇你,
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[02:28.00] |
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[02:28.00] | (接唱)
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[02:28.00] | 真正樣樣我幫得手,
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[02:34.50] | 人哋有陣去講說話,
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[02:39.00] | 我亦能接受,
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[02:43.00] | 我重會英文,
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[02:47.00] | 並無假柳
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[02:51.50] |
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[02:51.50] | (白)
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[02:51.50] | 嘿嘿,都唔喺發吟發話嘞,你話我條命好又得,唔好又得,嚡,都唔喺嚇你,呢,我主人養咗我一年喥啫,我就開始有職業囉啵,哦,嗰種職業唔使我寫信去報館咁排長龍去應考㗎,唔使嘅,天跌落嚟嘅嘞自自然然,吖哽有得做啦,“你做咩嘢呀肥黃,懶叻”,哎喲,乜懶叻呀,守門口嗱、看貨倉嗱,淨喺看住啲家禽家畜咁就夠抵呢,哦,喺定啦,“喂喂,咁嚸解你條命,又會講唔好又得嘅呢呢又”,嚡,你唔知嘅嘞,
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[03:48.00] |
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[03:48.00] | (長句二王)
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[03:48.00] | 人撈世界似矮仔上樓梯,
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[03:54.50] | 我都永冇升級捱一世嘅咯,
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[04:01.00] | 亦知到惟求一飽,
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[04:08.00] | 都未敢亂胡為,
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[04:14.00] | 可嘆個新到嘅花王,
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[04:21.00] | 嘿,佢令我真氣翳,
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[04:28.00] | 絕不守時開飯,
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[04:35.00] | 任佢意到唧管送嚟喎,
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[04:41.50] | 更有陣賭淨輸乾,
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[04:48.00] | 竟將我連罉都抵制;
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[05:05.50] |
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[05:05.50] | (白)
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[05:05.50] | 嘿,你話捱兩餐瘦米幾辛苦唧,嚡,咁都未算陰功呀,嚡,重將我鬼咁刻薄,隨時都將我吊罉㗎,你估我唔付出相當精神嘎,(倉) 你估我唔付出相當勞力嘎,(倉) 呢,淨喺看住嗰只黃鼠狼,咁就抵食你嗰兩餐瘦米啦,
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[05:46.00] |
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[05:46.00] | (長句滾花)
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[05:46.00] | 講起嗰只黃鼠狼,
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[05:48.00] | 佢性格都非常曳啵,
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[05:51.00] | 成日拉雞和偷米,
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[05:55.00] | 有我肥黃座鎮,
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[05:57.00] | 都未到佢亂胡為,
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[05:59.50] | 佢有次偷入後園,
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[06:01.50] | 想話拉豬仔,
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[06:04.00] | 俾我狂追猛吠,
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[06:08.00] | 嚇到佢魂魄都唔齊。
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[06:15.00] |
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[06:15.00] | (楔白)
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[06:15.00] | 咁就抵番啦
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[06:17.00] |
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[06:17.00] | (接唱)
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[06:17.00] | 若果俾佢偷竊成功,
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[06:20.50] | 我就當堂死畀佢睇;
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[06:29.00] |
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[06:29.00] | (春風得意)
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[06:29.00] | 試問誰個都有膽敢趯入嚟,
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[06:36.00] |
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[06:36.00] | (楔白)
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[06:36.00] | 你試嗄
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[06:37.50] |
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[06:37.50] | (接唱)
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[06:37.50] | 我喺得人懼畏嘅,
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[06:40.00] | 嗱,擺響處就夠威,
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[06:45.50] | 嗰啲鼠摸真膽細,
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[06:51.00] | 我“胡…胡”撲起似想向人噬,
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[07:04.00] |
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[07:04.00] | (吠介、楔白)
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[07:04.00] | 你重敢唔敢入嚟
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[07:07.50] |
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[07:07.50] | (接唱)
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[07:07.50] | 我完全無亂諦,
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[07:10.00] | 忠心將主衛,
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[07:13.00] | 對職責又冇虧,
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[07:18.50] | 若有乞兒攞米,
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[07:21.00] | 佢啲衣衫太噁睇,
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[07:24.00] | 我吠起誰唔畏呀又,
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[07:29.00] | 責任長日要守衛,
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[07:32.00] | 費盡勞力冇所謂,
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[07:35.00] | 若然被竊我一一身蟻嘅啵,
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[07:40.00] | 最忌黃鼠狼,
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[07:46.50] | 佢四圍咁睺重眼詈詈,
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[07:52.50] | 想噅准我話盪入嚟喎,
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[07:58.00] | 任由佢入嚸施為
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[08:04.00] |
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[08:04.00] | (白)
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[08:04.00] | 哼,佢都開胃嚹佢,俾佢入嚫去呀,嗰啲雞鵝豬鴨,毛都冇條剩囉,咁都得嘅咩,嚡,我盡責都喺假嘅啫,人哋唔盡責弊呃,呢邊個啫,就今晚個新花王就夠抵死啦,而家咁夜都重未拎飯嚟我食,嚡,唔嗵真喺走到去“防止虐畜會”嚟告佢一狀咩,嚟出傳票拉佢呀,嚡,唔喺聽暇重罰倒我主人添,開講有話,“狗瘦就主人羞”啦嘛,冇法咯,疊埋心水,瞓番一覺罷啦,
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[08:58.50] |
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[08:58.50] | (黃鼠狼與女黃鼠狼上介)
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[08:58.50] | 黃鼠狼: (白)
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[08:58.50] | 莉莉,我哋做世界要小心至好呀,
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[09:03.50] |
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[09:03.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[09:03.50] | 哽喺啦
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[09:10.50] |
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[09:10.50] | (下西岐)
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[09:10.50] | 大廈門前隨處睺,
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[09:16.00] | 對住肥黃真冇收,
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[09:21.00] |
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[09:21.00] | 鼠狼: (接唱)
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[09:21.00] | 裡面有好多鴨雞,
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[09:25.00] | 不能任、任意偷嘅,
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[09:28.00] | 佢盡忠責任成日冇疏漏,
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[09:32.50] |
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[09:32.50] | 莉莉: (接唱)
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[09:32.50] | 似若猛虎未容共佢相爭鬥,
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[09:37.50] |
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[09:37.50] | 鼠狼: (接唱)
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[09:37.50] | 我哋應要用計來度謀
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[09:47.50] |
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[09:47.50] | 莉莉: (花下句)
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[09:47.50] | 肥黃狗佢凶神惡煞,鼠狼哥呀你要執生行頭。
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[09:58.00] | 因住佢一咁齕過嚟,咬住你絕唔放口;
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[10:04.50] |
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[10:04.50] | 鼠狼: (笑白)
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[10:04.50] | 哈哈,哎呀,我會見機而行嘅,嗱,等我埋去髡嗄佢先,如果治佢掂呢就由你出頭,畀一輪生藕佢噍,實冇甩拖嘅,莉莉呀,你匿埋一便,上番啲脂粉唇膏先,
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[10:27.00] |
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[10:27.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[10:27.00] | 哦,咁你打頭陣先囉啵,我去裝扮嗄,(下介)
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[10:37.00] |
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[10:37.00] | (黃鼠狼行前肥黃狗處細聲白介)
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[10:37.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[10:37.00] | 肥黃、肥黃,
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[10:46.50] | (肥黃狗吠數聲驚醒、黃鼠狼急退後數步介)
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[10:46.50] | 肥黃: (喝白)
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[10:46.50] | 黃鼠狼,你鬼鬼崇崇走嚟做乜嘢,喺唔喺想死,好走囉啵,
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[10:54.50] |
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[10:54.50] | 鼠狼: (忙白)
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[10:54.50] | 喂喂喂,肥黃大哥,乜講啲咁傷感情說話呀,老實話畀你聽啦,你呢幾日呀,我睇見你冇厘心機,烏眉瞌睡呀,所以呢特登嚟問候你㗎咋,
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[11:11.00] |
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[11:11.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[11:11.00] | 嗄,乜我烏眉瞌睡、冇厘心機咁,唔喺啩,
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[11:17.00] |
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[11:17.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[11:17.00] | 你自己唔知㗎咋,
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[11:19.00] |
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[11:19.00] | (蘇武牧羊)
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[11:19.00] | 呢因何阿大哥你冇厘神,
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[11:27.50] | 你頸都梗,
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[11:33.50] | 我戥你傷心,
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[11:37.50] | 嚡,真擔憂,
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[11:41.50] | 瘦蜢蜢,
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[11:44.00] | 你十足似個病人,
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[11:49.50] | 唔嗵日日被蚊針,
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[11:55.50] | 喂,攪到未能瞓,
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[12:01.00] | 你已吊幾餐飯,
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[12:06.50] | 一定餓到失魂,
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[12:12.50] | 你肥亦變瘦,
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[12:15.00] | 心中不滿,
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[12:18.00] | 我戥你悲憤
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[12:25.00] |
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[12:25.00] | (楔白)
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[12:25.00] | 好戥你唔抵
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[12:27.00] |
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[12:27.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[12:27.00] | 吖,你話佢而家靠激吖噈靠翳呢嗄,已經鬼咁肚餓,佢重偏偏提起話我冇飯開添,你話嚸抵得佢死樣呢你話,吖——好,拋番佢轉頭,嚸都要替主人撐番面子得嘎嘛,喺嘛,喂,黃鼠狼,混你個賬,我都使吊罉咁丟架,胂嘅你都,混你個撓,
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[12:57.00] |
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[12:57.00] | (女人)
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[12:57.00] | 我常慣識儃,
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[12:58.50] | 常慣識儃,
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[12:59.50] | 一天三四餐,
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[13:03.00] | 唔計朝晚,
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[13:04.00] | 唔計朝晚,
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[13:05.50] | 一餐好晏,
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[13:08.00] | 鵝頭與豬踭,
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[13:11.00] | 重蒸膏蟹啵,
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[13:14.50] | 芙蓉翅味更盞,
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[13:20.00] | 還有一味燕窩白鴿蛋,
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[13:26.00] | 蠔油和勻蝦仔晏
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[13:30.50] |
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[13:30.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[13:30.50] | 哈哈哈,哎呀,阿大哥,你顧住難為你自己個肚呀,
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[13:38.50] |
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[13:38.50] | (夜上海)
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[13:38.50] | 你還扮傻,
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[13:41.00] | 可奈何,
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[13:43.00] | 若果抵多幾餐要見閻羅,
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[13:48.00] | 你明肚餓,
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[13:50.50] | 真折墮,
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[13:53.00] | 使乜呃我呀,
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[13:58.00] | 精精哋你順從我,
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[14:03.00] | 唔使肚餓時時受折磨
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[14:09.50] |
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[14:09.50] | (大笑介白)
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[14:09.50] | 哈哈哈,阿大哥,我話畀你聽啦,工字不出頭嘅,人哋打工一年好過一年,你就年年都喺一樣,重要捱餓添,唉,咁嚸撈得㗎,
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[14:27.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[14:27.50] | 嗄——嚡,真喺冇法咯,連只底都俾佢睇清楚埋,如果要再抵多兩餐餓,確喺、確喺嚸算呢你話,
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[14:47.00] |
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[14:47.00] | (乙反木魚)
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[14:47.00] | 真苦楚,
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[14:52.50] | 我叫句鼠狼哥;
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[14:57.50] |
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[14:57.50] | (楔白)
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[14:57.50] | 唉,呢趟唔講話個肚餓到軟,連牙齩都餓軟埋咯,
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[15:04.00] |
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[15:04.00] | (接唱)
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[15:04.00] | 唔怪得話奸奸狡狡朝魚晚炒,忠忠直直呀,反要受折磨。
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[15:18.00] | 確喺工字不出頭,你呢句說話並非激我;
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[15:25.50] | 我呢件爛棉衲,
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[15:29.00] |
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[15:29.00] | (楔白)
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[15:29.00] | 唔著就冷,著住又臭嘣嘣,
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[15:33.50] |
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[15:33.50] | (接唱)
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[15:33.50] | 我都經已著咗兩年多。
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[15:39.00] | 到今日意冷心灰,但不知你如何教我;
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[15:47.50] |
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[15:47.50] | (二王)
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[15:47.50] | 我都知到難求富貴,
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[15:52.00] | 何必把歲月蹉跎。
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[16:06.00] | 忍不住眼淚汪汪,
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[16:10.50] | 吠幾聲鳴哀苦楚;
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[16:25.50] | (肥黃狗吠介)
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[16:25.50] |
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[16:25.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[16:25.50] | 大哥,識時務者為俊傑,你耷低個葫蘆頭,豎起嗰對蜆殼耳,聽我講啦,
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[16:36.50] |
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[16:36.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[16:36.50] | 願聆高論,願聆高論,
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[16:39.00] |
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[16:39.00] | 黃鼠狼: (大笑介白)
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[16:39.00] | 哈哈哈…
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[16:43.50] |
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[16:43.50] | (白欖)
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[16:43.50] | 唔喺認沙塵,自己稱白霍,
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[16:47.00] | 只要你衷心,同我嚟合作,
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[16:50.50] | 每日詐瞓半點鐘,你就可以不勞而獲,
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[16:57.00] | 嗱燒鵝髀,送得杯落,
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[17:00.50] | 鹵鴨翼,扣肉燘粉葛,
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[17:05.00] | 餐餐都九大簋,真喺任嚓唔嬲,
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[17:10.00] | 包你肚飽腸肥唔使咁乾涸,唔使咁乾涸,
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[17:16.50] |
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[17:16.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[17:16.50] | 哦,喂喂,哇嗄,你叫我每日詐瞓半個鐘頭,咁就等你入嚟謴嘢喺嘛,
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[17:26.00] |
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[17:26.00] | 黃鼠狼: (奸笑介白)
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[17:26.00] | 哈哈哈… 阿大哥,乜講謴謴聲咁噁聽呀,呢啲喺大家技術上合作唧,
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[17:34.00] |
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[17:34.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[17:34.00] | 技術上合作,咁樣唔喺謴喺叫乜啫,唔得唔得唔得,混賬,
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[17:44.00] |
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[17:44.00] | (高腔花下句)
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[17:44.00] | 分明叫我開門揖盜,如斯犯法豈甘為。
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[17:54.00] | 有何面目對主人,決不敢通同作弊;
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[18:04.50] |
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[18:04.50] | (白)
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[18:04.50] | 誃誃誃誃誃,你想引誘我作不道德嘅行為,唔啱牙嘅,誃誃誃,誃囉啵,
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[18:14.50] |
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[18:14.50] | 黃鼠狼: (笑介白)
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[18:14.50] | 哈哈哈… 大哥,都怕唔使咁崛情趕我誃啩,嗱呢樣唔啱牙,又傾第二樣啫,
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[18:24.50] |
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[18:24.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[18:24.50] | 哼,不同道不相為謀,有乜好傾呀,
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[18:28.50] |
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[18:28.50] | 黃鼠狼: (笑介白)
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[18:28.50] | 哈哈哈…所傾者多之至啦,阿大哥,我問你嗄,你而家呢,都有三四年狗身嘅咯啵,喺咪吖,喂喂,咁你有冇女朋友行呀,
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[18:44.50] |
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[18:44.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[18:44.50] | 嗄,有冇同女仔拍拖,嚡,兩餐都捱唔掂,重攪得同女仔拍拖,行行行,行鬼行馬咩,
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[18:57.50] |
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[18:57.50] | (梆子中板)
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[18:57.50] | 呢處喺高尚嘅住宅區,
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[19:04.50] | 啲狗女異常嬌貴,
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[19:08.00] | 隻隻都有出世紙嘅,
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[19:12.00] | 坐飛機到嚟㗎。
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[19:17.00] | 佢生長在望族名門,
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[19:24.50] | 歷代狗展冠軍,
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[19:28.00] | 睇見我都好似唔多開胃喎;
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[19:37.00] | 我重想話打、打嗄交情,
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[19:45.00] | 誰知佢等嬌嗔大發,
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[19:48.00] | 向住我鼻哥一爪啫,
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[19:53.00] | 就爪落嚟。
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[19:57.50] |
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[19:57.50] | (滾花)
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[19:57.50] | 唉,佢對我冷眼都唔瞧,講起就真喺抌心抌肺;
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[20:10.00] |
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[20:10.00] | 黃鼠狼: (奸笑介白)
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[20:10.00] | 哈哈哈… 哎喲,阿大哥呀,你唔使咁心灰嘅,嗱,等我介紹我個妹阿莉莉,俾你相識呢,好嘛,
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[20:18.00] |
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[20:18.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[20:18.00] | 哦,你有個妹叫莉莉吖,介紹我相識,好好好吖,
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[20:23.50] |
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[20:23.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[20:23.50] | 莉莉…莉莉,
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[20:26.00] |
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[20:26.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[20:26.00] | 嚟嚹…
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[20:31.50] |
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[20:31.50] | (賣相思)
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[20:31.50] | 我已扮成更嬌麗,
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[20:35.50] | 氣息高貴,
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[20:40.00] | 佢一睇見,
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[20:44.50] | 當會著曬迷,
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[20:48.50] | 我帶笑行前,
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[20:53.00] | 牠手踭一於變雞,
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[20:57.50] | 老襯撞埋嚟,
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[21:02.00] | 我定必一咁噬
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[21:06.00] |
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[21:06.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[21:06.00] | 阿莉莉,莉莉莉莉,埋嚟埋嚟埋嚟,等我介紹你兩隻相識,呢只就喺肥黃大哥,
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[21:15.50] |
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[21:15.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[21:15.50] | 大哥
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[21:17.00] |
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[21:17.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[21:17.00] | 呢只就喺舍妹莉莉,
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[21:22.50] |
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[21:22.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[21:22.50] | 我哋狗仰,真喺狗仰、狗仰、狗仰,
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[21:25.00] |
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[21:25.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[21:25.00] | 大哥,幸會、幸會,
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[21:31.50] | (肥黃狗傻笑介)
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[21:31.50] |
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[21:31.50] | (減字芙蓉)
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[21:31.50] | 小妹多時心仰慕,阿大哥相貌確雄威。
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[21:40.50] |
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[21:40.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[21:40.50] | 好睇呀,好靚呀
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[21:41.50] |
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[21:41.50] | 莉莉: (楔白)
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[21:41.50] | 我真喺鍾意你…個葫蘆頭呀,
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[21:44.50] |
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[21:44.50] | 肥黃: (接唱)
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[21:44.50] | 所以有我守門前,誰敢拉雞和偷米;
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[21:54.50] |
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[21:54.50] | (楔白)
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[21:54.50] | 你就夠生得銷魂啦,
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[21:58.50] |
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[21:58.50] | 莉莉: (接唱)
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[21:58.50] | 但願長相伴,癡心一片為情迷。
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[22:08.00] |
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[22:08.00] | (楔白)
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[22:08.00] | 乜你咁得我歡喜嘅啫,嗄,
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[22:11.00] |
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[22:11.00] | 肥黃: (楔白)
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[22:11.00] | 喺咩,
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[22:12.00] |
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[22:12.00] | 鼠狼: (接唱)
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[22:12.00] | 舍妹對你咁熱情,相信合作都無所謂;
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[22:21.50] |
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[22:21.50] | (楔白)
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[22:21.50] | 大哥,我就喺你個未來舅爺咯,
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[22:25.00] |
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[22:25.00] | 肥黃: (唱霸腔芙蓉中板)
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[22:25.00] | 恕我公私難混合,講到合作都不消提。
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[22:37.50] |
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[22:37.50] | (霸腔花)
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[22:37.50] | 我素來忠直對主人,犯法之行心有愧;
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[22:48.00] |
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[22:48.00] | 莉莉: (笑介白)
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[22:48.00] | 哈哈哈… 哎喲大哥,你成日咁盡忠主人,咁你真喺太過唔化咯,
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[22:57.00] |
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[22:57.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[22:57.00] | 我唔化,嚸解呀,
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[23:00.00] |
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[23:00.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[23:00.00] | 大哥,
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[23:06.50] |
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[23:06.50] | (梆子中板)
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[23:06.50] | 你蠢得太交關,
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[23:13.50] | 向主人盡忠職責,
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[23:17.00] | 可知佢當你似地底泥。
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[23:25.00] | 對面隻老阿烏,
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[23:32.00] | 一到年邁無能,
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[23:36.00] | 就俾主人話佢食枉米;
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[23:44.00] | 㓥咗嚟煲附子泡薑,
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[23:51.50] | 人類無情寡義,
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[23:55.00] | 你何必盡責咁癡迷。
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[24:03.50] |
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[24:03.50] | (白)
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[24:03.50] | 大哥呀,
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[24:04.50] |
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[24:04.50] | (花)
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[24:04.50] | 如果你肯合作同撈呢,我定必餐餐送來九大簋;
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