| [ti:下卷]
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| [ar:梁醒波 鄭君綿 陳好逑]
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| [al:肥黃狗與黃鼠狼]
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| [au:唐滌生]
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| [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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[00:00.00] | 肥黃狗與黃鼠狼下卷
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[00:00.00] | 梁醒波 鄭君綿 陳好逑演唱
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[00:00.00] | 唐滌生撰曲
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[00:00.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[00:00.50] | 阿大哥呀,大哥,老阿烏已經俾人煲咗附子泡薑嚹,逓日慢嗄手,你會俾人燜南乳啵,
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[00:09.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[00:09.00] | 嗄,嘩,喺啵,
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[00:15.50] |
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[00:15.50] | (霸腔芙蓉中板)
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[00:15.50] | 俾佢哋一言嚟驚醒,嚇得我發軟蹄。
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[00:34.00] | 怪不得世上無百歲人,何必枉作千年計;
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[00:53.00] | 若果能夠不勞而獲,咁又何、何樂不為。
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[01:06.00] |
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[01:06.00] | (七字清)
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[01:06.00] | 半個時辰我唔守衛;
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[01:10.50] | 瞌埋眉眼似發軟蹄。
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[01:15.00] | 任得佢偷鴨偷鵝偷豬仔;
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[01:19.00] | 一經煮熟你送埋嚟。
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[01:24.00] |
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[01:24.00] | (滾花)
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[01:24.00] | 我條腸經已餓瘦咗兩年,好應該儃番一輪九大簋;
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[01:35.00] |
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[01:35.00] | (黃鼠狼大喜介)
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[01:35.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[01:35.00] | 應該到極啦,嗱,你唔使慌,哽有得你儃嘅,
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[01:44.00] |
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[01:44.00] | (三腳凳)
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[01:44.00] | 大家君子成協定,一切都冇話為。
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[01:51.00] |
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[01:51.00] | 莉莉: (接唱)
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[01:51.00] | 睇你爪甲咁污糟,積滿沙塵真噁睇咯;
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[01:59.00] | 等我代勞同你剪嗮,指甲鉗已帶埋嚟。
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[02:07.00] |
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[02:07.00] | 鼠狼: (滾花)
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[02:07.00] | 喺囉,你啲手甲腳甲留得太長,應該全部剪清,噉至好睇嘅;
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[02:16.00] |
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[02:16.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[02:16.00] | 嚟啦,我同你剪咗佢啦,fatty 黃
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[02:21.00] |
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[02:21.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[02:21.00] | 咪咪咪,咪區,剪嗮啲手甲腳甲,唓,身體髮膚受之父母,嚸剪得㗎,唔得唔得,
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[02:31.00] |
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[02:31.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[02:31.00] | 哎呀大哥,你真喺傻嘅嘞,咁你都唔識享受嘅,
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[02:36.50] |
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[02:36.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[02:36.50] | 嘩,乜剪手腳甲都有得享受嘅咩,嚸享受法呀,
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[02:40.00] |
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[02:40.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[02:40.00] | 哽喺有定啦,大哥呀,
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[02:47.50] |
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[02:47.50] | (白欖)
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[02:47.50] | 你咪咁賤格,你咪咁賤格啦,做乜要長長啲手腳甲唧,
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[02:54.00] | 又污糟,又邋遢,
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[02:58.00] | 近來世界已文明,你啲思想唔合格嘞,
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[03:04.00] | 第一講剪髮,第二講修甲,
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[03:09.50] | 修甲要揾女郎,每次五皮不折不拆,
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[03:15.50] | 呢趟由我代勞同你慳番,等我親親熱熱同你修甲啦,
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[03:23.50] |
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[03:23.50] | 鼠狼: (笑白)
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[03:23.50] | 喺囉,享受嗄啦,
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[03:25.50] |
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[03:25.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[03:25.50] | 哦,咁又不妨試嗄嚹,嚟啦,
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[03:29.00] |
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[03:29.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[03:29.00] | 喺囉,嚟啦前世,
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[03:30.50] |
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[03:30.50] | 鼠狼: (笑白)
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[03:30.50] | 大哥呀,咁我就同埋班手足,入去工作咯啵,
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[03:35.50] |
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[03:35.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[03:35.50] | 得嘞得嘞,你哋入去唔喺拎得咁多得咁多啦嗄,大家冇計嘅,
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[03:40.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[03:40.50] | 得得得,阿大哥,我唔同你客氣嚹嗄,你同莉莉慢慢斟嗄,(下介)
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[03:52.50] |
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[03:52.50] | 莉莉: (嗲聲嗲氣白)
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[03:52.50] | Fatty 黃
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[03:55.50] |
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[03:55.50] | 肥黃狗: (以鼻應白)
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[03:55.50] | Miss 莉莉
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[04:00.50] |
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[04:00.50] | (毛毛雨)
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[04:00.50] | 我好開心,
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[04:02.50] | 靜靜笑吟吟,
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[04:07.00] | 夠摩登,
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[04:09.00] | 想修指甲實喉噖,
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[04:13.00] | 佢似天仙化,
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[04:15.50] | 嬌姿婀娜甚夠風韻,
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[04:19.00] | 一於剪啦,
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[04:21.00] | 令我興奮,
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[04:24.00] |
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[04:24.00] | (楔白)
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[04:24.00] | 真喺連老竇姓乜都唔知咯,
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[04:27.50] |
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[04:27.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[04:27.50] | 大哥呀,
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[04:29.50] |
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[04:29.50] | (接唱)
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[04:29.50] | 兩相偎,
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[04:31.50] | 兩家永合群,
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[04:36.00] | 叫一聲,
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[04:37.50] | 唉吔心肝共靈魂,
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[04:42.50] | 共你修甲周身舒暢樂不禁,
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[04:48.50] | 今生我共你心相印
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[04:54.00] |
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[04:54.00] | (楔白)
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[04:54.00] | Fatty 黃呀,你舒唔舒服唧,嗄,
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[05:01.50] |
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[05:01.50] | 肥黃: (笑白)
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[05:01.50] | 噓,噱噱呀,認真舒服到胂啦,
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[05:08.50] |
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[05:08.50] | (白欖)
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[05:08.50] | 我個心,卜卜跳,
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[05:12.50] | 我匿埋牆,笑一笑,
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[05:16.50] | 我生平最怕羞,未曾聽見過小姐叫,
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[05:23.50] | 佢又銷魂,又夠醮,
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[05:28.00] | 對眼仔又大,個心肝又小,
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[05:32.00] | 呢一路剪時,我就一路笑,
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[05:36.50] | 阿 fatty 嘅魂魄,經已出咗竅,
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[05:42.00] | 飛咗上九重天,幾乎連命都唔要,幾乎連命都唔要
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[05:52.00] |
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[05:52.00] | 莉莉: (笑白)
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[05:52.00] | Fatty 黃呀,嗱,一陣間剪清嗮啲手甲腳甲,等我同你銼滑嗄佢添呀嗄,好唔好唧,
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[06:03.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[06:03.50] | 好,真喺修甲咁好享受嘅喎,
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[06:07.00] |
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[06:07.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[06:07.00] | 哽喺啦,你估,
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[06:08.50] |
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[06:08.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[06:08.50] | 噓,
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[06:10.00] |
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[06:10.00] | (長句二王)
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[06:10.00] | 確喺令我好開心,
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[06:15.00] | 喜交桃花運,
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[06:20.00] | 我眼前佳麗極銷魂。
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[06:30.50] | 艷福飛來,
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[06:35.00] | 睇嗄你精定笨;
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[06:41.00] | 我要安排秩序,
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[06:45.50] | 我倆不若去週末旅行。
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[06:58.50] |
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[06:58.50] | 莉莉: (唱序)
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[06:58.50] | 你對我確殷勤
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[07:02.50] |
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[07:02.50] | (唱曲)
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[07:02.50] | 但願形影永相隨,
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[07:07.50] | 只可惜未容親熱吻;
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[07:21.50] |
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[07:21.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[07:21.50] | 喺囉,喺囉,你都未曾同我 ki 過 ss 啵,
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[07:25.00] |
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[07:25.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[07:25.00] | 真喺唔制呀,睇嗄你吖,
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[07:27.00] |
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[07:27.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[07:27.00] | 乜嚸呀,乜嫌我個嘴巴大過頭呀,
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[07:30.00] |
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[07:30.00] | 莉莉: (笑白)
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[07:30.00] | 唔喺,呢,你對大虎牙囉,齙咗開嚟,人哋想同你親吻唧,容乜易俾你齕斷我條脷㗎,我真喺唔制呀,而家大家拍拖出街,人哋都會笑我嘅,
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[07:46.50] |
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[07:46.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[07:46.50] | 哦,咁有乜辦法嚟補救呀,嚸補救呢莉莉,
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[07:51.50] |
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[07:51.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[07:51.50] | 你問我呀,咁呢,除非你去脫咗佢啦,咁我就同你親吻拍拖嘞,
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[07:59.50] |
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[07:59.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[07:59.50] | 嘩,咪咪,咪區,乜落咗佢呀,咁嚸得㗎,我最靠呢兩隻牙食糊嘅,你睇幾好睇,我一“胡”,你睇又夠威,幾好睇呀,又威風,落咗佢喎成個落嗮威,唔制唔制唔制,
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[08:22.00] |
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[08:22.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[08:22.00] | 唉吔真喺憎你嘅啫,乜你咁唔識想㗎,
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[08:27.00] |
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[08:27.00] | (梳妝台)
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[08:27.00] | 世界花花應該學脫牙,
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[08:33.00] | 我送熱吻,
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[08:34.50] | 不怕羞家,
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[08:36.00] | 但極憎你對“齙牙”,
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[08:39.00] | 等我同你剝啦,
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[08:42.50] | 好過受人話,
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[08:45.50] | 照市價“快打拿”,
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[08:49.00] | 我贈醫脫“齙牙”
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[08:53.00] |
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[08:53.00] | (白)
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[08:53.00] | 哎呀好唔好唧,脫咗佢啦,fatty 黃,我要你脫,
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[08:59.00] |
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[08:59.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[08:59.00] | 哦,脫啦脫啦,
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[09:00.50] |
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[09:00.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[09:00.50] | 嗱脫喇啵,
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[09:03.50] |
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[09:03.50] | 肥黃: (背場白)
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[09:03.50] | 嚡,我當堂就不由自主,擘大咗嗰個嘴巴,齙起嗰兩隻虎牙,咁就等候莉莉將我嚟擺佈,於是乎莉莉對住我個對虎牙嚟剝嘞,一手揸住個鉗,一手摸住我塊面,噓吔,佢一摸摸落我塊面,當堂成身毛管“渣”一聲猋起嗮,嗰陣慢講話痛苦我唔知,就算你問我 fatty 黃呀,你個 father 姓乜名乜呀,連老竇姓乜名乜我都唔曉答你嘞,正在“噱”緊嘅時候,忽然間就听見“嘞”一聲,嘩喺,兩隻虎牙當堂變咗“孔雀東南飛”,冇咯,冇啦,冇咯冇咯,嘩喺,我罨住嗰個嘴嘅時候,嗰只黃鼠狼經已搬咗我主人好多嘢出嚟,嘩嘩嘩,佢真喺唔多客氣嘅啵,
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[10:14.00] |
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[10:14.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[10:14.00] | 阿莉莉,做妥未呀,
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[10:15.50] |
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[10:15.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[10:15.50] | 得嚹,爪又剪埋,牙又剝嗮嚹,
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[10:19.00] |
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[10:19.00] | 黃鼠狼: (笑介白)
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[10:19.00] | 哈哈哈… 阿大哥,聽日我哽同莉莉拎啲九大簋嚟你食,你唔使慌嗄,
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[10:27.00] |
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[10:27.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[10:27.00] | 喂喂喂咪住,嘩喺喂,你實實在在鼠咗我主人幾多嘢咁㗎,
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[10:33.00] |
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[10:33.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[10:33.00] | 咁就十零隻雞鴨,同一袋米,三隻豬仔啫,好少咋,
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[10:38.00] |
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[10:38.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[10:38.00] | 咁夠嘞,fatty 黃,拜拜,
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[10:41.00] |
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[10:41.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[10:41.00] | 喂喂喂,你哋記得聽晚拎九大簋嚟我嚓呀,
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[10:45.00] |
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[10:45.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[10:45.00] | 得嘞,咪咁長氣啦,
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[10:49.00] |
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[10:49.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[10:49.00] | 我哋走嚹,拜拜,
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[10:50.50] |
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[10:50.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[10:50.50] | 拜拜,哈,乜咁奇呢喂,當阿莉莉喺嗻嘅時候,剝咗對虎牙嗰陣一啲痛苦都唔覺,佢一擰轉背唧,而家喳喳聲咁痛,委實痛,好嘞,呢頭痛楚未完,嗰個新花王耷頭耷腦就拎住我兜狗飯嚟畀我食,我即時使起對太獅眼,望落佢狗兜嗰喥,哼,豈有此理,又喺清湯撈白飯,嘩,嗰陣嗰把狗火當堂一起,我,我唔會留番個肚食九大簋咩,使喫你嗰兜噉嘅衰飯,混賬你話,當堂惡向膽邊生,怒從心上起,把佢嗰隻狗兜一腳,踢到去半天高,嚇到個花王走直辮尾,嘩,走夾唔唞,我噈話知佢,唔理咁多咯,行埋去牆邊,一條心,等阿莉莉搦九大簋嚟我儃至得,(過場介)
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[12:29.50] | (白)
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[12:29.50] | 呵,喂乜嚸解咁㗎,乜黃鼠狼兩兄妹,都幾夠冇腰骨嘅啵,而家都半夜㗎啦,都重未搦九大簋嚟,牙又痛,肚又餓,嚸呢,等等嗄,唔喺嚹,瞌番覺先啦,
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[13:02.50] |
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[13:02.50] | (梆子慢板板面、黃鼠狼兄妹上介)
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[13:02.50] | 鼠狼: (楔白)
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[13:02.50] | 莉莉呀,呢趟只肥黃都幾好睇嘅啵,又冇牙、又冇爪,重嚸看守得門口呀嗄,哈哈哈…
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[13:11.50] |
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[13:11.50] | 莉莉: (楔白)
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[13:11.50] | 大哥呀,全靠我出機器咋,
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[13:22.50] |
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[13:22.50] | (士工慢板)
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[13:22.50] | 英雄難過美人關,
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[13:30.00] | 任得佢如何威猛,
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[13:46.00] | 施展溫柔手段,
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[13:54.00] | 將佢推落深潭。
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[14:18.50] | 令佢意醉情迷,
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[14:26.50] | 不顧前途毀滅,
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[14:43.00] | 恍似撲火燈蛾,
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[14:51.00] | 真是可憐可嘆;
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[15:19.50] |
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[15:19.50] | 鼠狼: (五槌滾花)
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[15:19.50] | 邊個叫佢多情自作,呢佢有如白鱔上沙灘。
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[15:29.50] | 我要將佢取笑一番,得意何妨牙斬斬;
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[15:40.00] |
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[15:40.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[15:40.00] | Fatty 黃,起身啦,拎九大簋嚟你食嚹,
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[15:48.50] |
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[15:48.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[15:48.50] | 哦,莉莉,啱嘞啱嘞,擺九大簋嚟啦,
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[15:55.00] |
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[15:55.00] | 黃鼠狼、莉莉: (大笑介白)
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[15:55.00] | 哈哈哈…
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[15:57.50] |
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[15:57.50] | 肥黃: (白)
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[15:57.50] | 哦,喂,乜你兩隻嘢,空手掉空腳,一啲嘢都冇帶嚟我食呀,
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[16:08.50] |
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[16:08.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[16:08.50] | 肥黃,乜你想食九大簋咩,開胃嚹你,
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[16:13.50] |
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[16:13.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[16:13.50] | 夜啲啦,fatty 黃,
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[16:16.00] |
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[16:16.00] | 肥黃: (白)
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[16:16.00] | 嗄,乜重夜啲,哦,我呸,
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[16:22.50] |
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[16:22.50] | (爽二王)
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[16:22.50] | 喂,你竟敢把協約推翻。
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[16:34.50] | 你都算過橋抽板;
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[16:46.00] | 不應視作為閒。
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[16:57.50] | 我肥黃素來火氣猛;
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[17:08.00] |
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[17:08.00] | (作兇猛狀白)
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[17:08.00] | 你睇嗄,
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[17:09.50] |
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[17:09.50] | (黃鼠狼、莉莉笑介)
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[17:09.50] |
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[17:09.50] | (接唱爽二王)
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[17:09.50] | 你睇嗄我塊面似玄檀。
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[17:21.50] | 將你兩人嚟當飯;
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[17:32.50] | (肥黃作兇猛狀)
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[17:32.50] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[17:32.50] | 哈哈哈,哎呀,呀肥黃,你往日呢就張牙舞爪,我都驚你七分嘅,今日你爪又剪咗去,牙又脫埋,我重驚你,你驚我喥,
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[17:48.50] | 莉莉: (白)
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[17:48.50] | Fatty 黃,
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[17:51.00] |
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[17:51.00] | (木魚)
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[17:51.00] | 乜你想學人做大食懶,
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[17:55.00] | 你真喺懵得太交關;
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[18:00.00] | 世間又嚸會不勞而獲㗎,就算去偷去搶,都要血汗歸還。
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[18:11.00] |
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[18:11.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[18:11.00] | 冇錯嚹,
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[18:12.50] |
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[18:12.50] | (接唱)
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[18:12.50] | 真喺瞓喺喥就有得食喎,乜你個頭腦咁單簡;
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[18:20.00] | 你羨慕有啲不勞而獲,你知否佢有背景支撐。
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[18:26.50] | 我一不做二不休,咪怪我橫施離間;
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[18:32.50] |
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[18:32.50] | 莉莉: (接唱)
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[18:32.50] | 話畀你主人知道…
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[18:37.50] |
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[18:37.50] | (楔白)
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[18:37.50] | 呢煲就夠傑咯啩肥黃,
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[18:41.00] |
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[18:41.00] | (接唱)
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[18:41.00] | 你想捱瘦米都幾艱難。
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[18:47.00] |
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[18:47.00] | 鼠狼: (白)
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[18:47.00] | 哈哈哈,好嘞好嘞,以後門戶開放,我哋亦唔再騷擾你嚹肥黃,你估莉莉真喺我個妹嚟咩,我話畀你聽吖,你估佢喺我邊個呀,佢喺我妾侍呀,咪想愴你個心嚹,拜拜,
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[19:10.00] | 莉莉: (白)
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[19:10.00] | 拜拜
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[19:14.00] | (二人下介)
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[19:14.00] | 肥黃: (沉腔花)
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[19:14.00] | 哎吔吔,
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[19:16.00] | 真喺涕淚縱橫。
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[19:23.50] |
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[19:23.50] | (乙反中板)
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[19:23.50] | 失足恨錯已難返,
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[19:30.00] | 深悔懵閉一時,
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[19:33.00] | 今回俾佢認真揤膽;
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[19:42.00] | 長日守門庭,
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[19:49.50] | 絕不知道世途險惡,
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[19:52.50] | 我今趟唔死都一身潺。
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[20:02.00] | 邊個叫我作弊罪如山,
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[20:09.00] | 誰想會蹉落深潭,
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[20:12.00] | 我確喺不應,
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[20:16.50] | 想做大食懶;
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[20:21.00] | 引狼入室太荒唐,
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[20:28.50] | 任得佢拉雞偷米,
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[20:32.00] | 我良心何在呀,
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[20:36.50] | 抵受人彈。
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[20:41.50] |
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[20:41.50] | (滾花)
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[20:41.50] | 唯有厚顏求恕見主人,若得佢海量汪涵,寧願餐餐捱淡飯;
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[20:56.50] |
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[20:56.50] | (哭白)
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[20:56.50] | 嚡,醜婦都要見家翁,邊個叫你陸榮庭睇相,唔衰自己攞嚟衰呢,於是乎我就惗定一番說話,好似揾油盪嘴,打算入去揾個主人嚟講啦,叫佢畀一次機會過我,等我留番長啲手甲腳甲,長番出兩隻大虎牙,再同佢守過門口啦,唔講話兩餐瘦米咯,就算一餐半餐都冇所謂咯,咁就想入門口見主人囉啵,嘩,嚸不知都唔使我入去見佢,佢都是經已等咗我好耐咯,嘩,一由頭望到佢落腳,原來是佢手上揸住椂大柴,揦埋個面口,咁嘅情形,重有唔喺想摳我一餐嘎,有命嘅,三十六著走為上著,於是乎,一個“向後轉”,一支箭咁猋咗出街先至算喺啦,好嚹,而家咁就從今以後流浪荒山,做咗一隻野狗添,舊時就成個肥仔黃,而家就變咗成個瘦骨黃咯黃,
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[22:13.50] |
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[22:13.50] | (白)
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[22:13.50] | 嚡,
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[22:14.50] |
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[22:14.50] | (直起南音)
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[22:14.50] | 呢只肥狗都變咗瘦狗咯,
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[22:19.00] | 學人嘆嗄五更;
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[22:24.00] | 初更明月,照山岩。
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[22:32.50] | 冇爪又焉能,求飽飯;
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[22:42.00] | 冇牙焉可,再去看更。
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[22:51.00] | 一夕風流,咁噈臨大難;
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[22:59.50] | 今夕荒山淪落,自覺羞顏。
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[23:08.50] | 二更明月,照住我淚潸潸;
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[23:17.50] | 方知飢微世界,喺揾食艱難。
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[23:27.00] | 安分之時,重有個肥肚腩啵;
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[23:36.00] | 錯想不勞而獲,狼狽為奸。
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[23:46.50] | 三更明月,照住我長嗟嘆啵;
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[23:54.00] | 唔應監守自盜,抵我受摧殘。
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[24:04.00] | 四更明月,照住我向個天嚟喊;
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[24:13.00] | 我一場大喊,足足喊到五更。
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[24:22.50] | 五更又覺,天寒冷;
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[24:31.50] | 今晚飢寒交迫,慘絕人寰。
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[24:47.00] | (曲終)
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