| [ti:光棍姻緣]
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| [ar:梁醒波 鳳凰女]
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| [al:]
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| [au:潘一帆]
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| [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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[00:00.00] | 光棍姻緣
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[00:00.00] | 梁醒波 鳳凰女演唱
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[00:00.00] | 潘一帆撰曲
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[00:00.00] | 尹自重音樂
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[00:00.00] |
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[00:05.00] | 時清: (起反線青梅竹馬)
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[00:05.00] | 擔番口大雪笳咋,
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[00:10.00] | 充生曬認經理,
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[00:14.50] | 撈世界要醒目,
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[00:19.00] | 一於當玩把戲,
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[00:24.00] | 著起西裝革履,
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[00:29.00] | USA,歐西美,
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[00:34.00] | 我實在係無乜聲氣嘅噃
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[00:38.00] |
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[00:38.00] | (轉反線漁歌晚唱)
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[00:38.00] | 時常系靠滾,
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[00:43.00] | 全憑去棍返嚟,
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[00:49.50] | 剛啱有隻大鷓鴣,
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[00:55.00] | 嘩,肥就確係肥,
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[01:00.00] | 佢今晚重約咗我睇大戲
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[01:06.00] |
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[01:06.00] | (二王)
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[01:06.00] | 所以我拋磚引玉,
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[01:10.00] | 好多八寶至度得咋,
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[01:18.00] | 嗰幾隻雞啫。
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[01:27.00] | 希望財色兼收,
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[01:32.00] | 寧願在戲院門前罰企系嘞 (收掘);
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[01:45.00] |
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[01:45.00] | (白)
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[01:45.00] | 咦咦咦,乜咁耐都未嚟㗎喂
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[01:55.00] |
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[01:55.00] | 露絲: (賣相思)
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[01:55.00] | 老襯何妨要多㩒,
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[02:00.00] | 我都好少理,
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[02:05.00] | 猛拋生藕,
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[02:11.00] | 係都要揾便宜,
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[02:15.50] | 近日有隻肥羊,
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[02:20.00] | 佢話住響跑馬地喎,
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[02:26.00] | 佢話佢響銀行,
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[02:30.00] | 係自己揸大旗
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[02:40.00] |
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[02:40.00] | (花)
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[02:40.00] | 做光棍都無非為把親娘養活,希望斬到啲老襯鮮血淋漓。
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[02:56.00] | 多多少少都無相干,總求天天都要發市 (收掘);
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[03:10.00] |
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[03:10.00] | 時清: (白)
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[03:10.00] | 哈佬,MISS 露絲,而家至嚟呀,陰功咯,做乜珊珊來遲,你難為我頸都望長,企到腳都痺嘞 (一才),
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[03:22.00] |
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[03:22.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[03:22.00] | 系咩,唉吔真係對唔住嘞陳經理 (一才),
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[03:25.50] |
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[03:25.50] | 時清: (插白)
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[03:25.50] | 唔緊要,
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[03:27.00] |
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[03:27.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[03:27.00] | 我都唔想去睇戲咯,
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[03:28.50] |
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[03:28.50] | 時清: (白)
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[03:28.50] | 點解呀?
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[03:29.00] |
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[03:29.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[03:29.00] | 不如你陪我去百貨公司啦,
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[03:33.00] |
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[03:33.00] | 時清: (口古)
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[03:33.00] | 呀去公司係嗎?唔,第日至去啦不如,今日機會難逢,今晚呢出特別係好戲嚟㗎;
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[03:40.50] |
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[03:40.50] | 露絲: (口古)
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[03:40.50] | 睇戲呀?唔又好,唉吔你睇嚇人地場場都滿座㗎,呀唔啱等我揾阿黃仔,同我地買幾條黑市飛啦好嘛。
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[03:51.00] |
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[03:51.00] | 時清: (白)
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[03:51.00] | 好,我度有錢,等我,等我
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[03:58.00] |
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[03:58.00] | (三腳凳)
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[03:58.00] | 呢度啱啱有八個銀錢,兩張超等都有多餘。
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[04:07.50] |
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[04:07.50] | 露絲: (花)
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[04:07.50] | 咁你企響處等一陣間呢,我買到就番嚟揾你㗎嘞;
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[04:18.00] |
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[04:18.00] | 時清: (白)
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[04:18.00] | 快啲嘞嚇
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[04:19.00] |
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[04:19.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[04:19.00] | 等我囉噃,等我囉噃嚇
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[04:20.00] |
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[04:20.00] | 時清: (白)
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[04:20.00] | 唔,快啲,快啲
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[04:23.50] |
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[04:23.50] | (四點介白)
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[04:23.50] | 咦乜四點㗎嘞,系啦,乜咁呀喂,
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[04:32.00] |
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[04:32.00] | (花)
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[04:32.00] | 系啦乜佢去如黃鶴,足足罰咗我企幾小時囉噃。
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[04:39.00] | 弊嘞,唔通呢賬光棍遇著無皮柴,唔得,等我周圍去揾嚇佢去咗邊一處咋;
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[04:50.00] |
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[04:50.00] | (白)
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[04:50.00] | 哦,露絲你番嚟
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[04:51.00] |
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[04:51.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[04:51.00] | 你叫邊一個呀?邊個識得你呀
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[04:53.00] |
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[04:53.00] | 時清: (白)
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[04:53.00] | 喂,老虎頭上你敢叮蝨乸,精嘅就快啲回水囉噃
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[04:57.00] |
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[04:57.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[04:57.00] | 笑話乜回迴聲咁大擔
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[05:00.00] |
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[05:00.00] | 時清: (禿頭中板)
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[05:00.00] | 唉吔吔你真係膽大包天,
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[05:06.00] | 居然做鱷魚蝨乸系嘛,
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[05:10.00] | 呢帳量你插翼都難飛。
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[05:18.00] | 若果我吹銀雞,
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[05:23.00] |
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[05:23.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[05:23.00] | 拉我囉噃
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[05:24.00] |
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[05:24.00] | 時清: (白)
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[05:24.00] | 駛乜講
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[05:25.00] |
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[05:25.00] | (續唱)
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[05:25.00] | 一經嗌起啲差人,
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[05:28.00] | 就要將你當堂鎖起;
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[05:35.00] |
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[05:35.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[05:35.00] | 我又唔信呀
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[05:37.00] |
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[05:37.00] | 時清: (續唱)
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[05:37.00] | 你係無皮柴,
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[05:44.00] | 呢趟你當堂撞特嘞啩,
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[05:48.00] | 精你就快啲回番嗰八皮咯噃。
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[05:55.00] |
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[05:55.00] | 露絲: (插白)
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[05:55.00] | 笑話
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[05:56.00] |
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[05:56.00] | 時清: (續唱)
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[05:56.00] | 你對住老行尊,
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[06:03.00] | 你都夠膽嚟偷雞,
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[06:06.00] | 同你講多都嫌嘥聲壞氣;
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[06:15.00] | 真正系行行衰運,
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[06:22.00] | 老鼠食老鼠,
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[06:25.00] | 點知義氣搏到兒戲。
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[06:34.00] | 今帳索錯油,
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[06:42.00] | 誰料你不問良心,
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[06:47.00] | 將我當堂一殼就蹺起;
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[06:57.00] | 而家拆穿咗你個西洋鏡囉噃,
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[07:05.00] | 好嘞你就有柴有米囉噃,
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[07:09.50] | 難為我要抵制嗰個肚皮嘞。
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[07:19.00] |
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[07:19.00] | (花)
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[07:19.00] | 喂精你就快啲回番水過嚟,否則我叫人拉你個噃;
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[07:26.00] |
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[07:26.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[07:26.00] | 咪住咋
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[07:33.00] |
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[07:33.00] | (反線中板)
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[07:33.00] | 卻原來你係冒牌經理,
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[07:46.00] | 無非打腫塊面學人肥。
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[07:57.00] |
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[07:57.00] | 時清: (白)
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[07:57.00] | 重咁抵死系嘛
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[07:58.50] |
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[07:58.50] | 露絲: (續唱)
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[07:58.50] | 我冒充交際花,
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[08:08.00] | 無非因家境困難,
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[08:12.50] | 至有幹此欺人把戲;
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[08:25.00] | 我本是好女兒,
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[08:35.00] | 只為家貧親老,
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[08:40.00] | 全賴我棍騙療飢。
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[08:51.00] |
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[08:51.00] | 時清: (白)
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[08:51.00] | 慘嘞我
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[08:52.00] |
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[08:52.00] | 露絲: (續唱)
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[08:52.00] | 記得甫逢君,
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[09:02.50] | 見你衣服豪華,
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[09:07.00] | 惹起我垂涎嚟關顧你㗎咋;
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[09:20.00] | 估話遇財神,
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[09:30.00] | 我重叮嚀密約,
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[09:34.50] | 向你賣盡生藕橫飛。
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[09:49.00] | 豈料系同行,
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[10:00.00] | 光棍遇著無皮柴,
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[10:05.00] | 誰知你係個青磚沙梨;
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[10:20.50] | 現在銀紙都花清,
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[10:32.00] | 只換得松柴白米咋,
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[10:38.00] | 怎能合浦還珠。
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[10:53.00] |
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[10:53.00] | (花)
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[10:53.00] | 嗱如果你吊起個砂煲,
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[10:57.00] |
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[10:57.00] | 時清: (白)
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[10:57.00] | 點呀?
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[11:00.00] |
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[11:00.00] | 露絲: (接唱)
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[11:00.00] | 你至多跟埋我番屋企;
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[11:13.00] | 人類貴同情,不忍你挨飢餓,等我救濟你個肚皮 (收掘)。
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[11:27.00] |
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[11:27.00] | 時清: (白)
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[11:27.00] | 喂,系唔係呀?係就好囉
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[11:32.00] |
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[11:32.00] | (天上人間)
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[11:32.00] | 你真係良心不欺,
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[11:34.00] | 你良心不欺,
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[11:36.50] | 喂行家真知己,
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[11:40.50] |
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[11:40.50] | 露絲: (接唱)
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[11:40.50] | 咁我又何必相欺,
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[11:43.00] | 何必相欺,
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[11:45.00] | 做行家總要通通氣㗎嘛,
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[11:50.00] |
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[11:50.00] | 時清: (接唱)
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[11:50.00] | 撞特真正嘥心機,
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[11:53.00] |
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[11:53.00] | 露絲: (接唱)
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[11:53.00] | 喂棍騙本來系犯法事,
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[11:57.00] |
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[11:57.00] | 時清: (白)
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[11:57.00] | 犯法
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[11:58.00] |
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[11:58.00] | (接唱)
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[11:58.00] | 回頭就不干結知己,
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[12:06.00] |
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[12:06.00] | 露絲: (接唱)
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[12:06.00] | 大家結相知,
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[12:10.00] |
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[12:10.00] | 時清: (接唱)
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[12:10.00] | 莫非你對我有真情義,
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[12:14.50] |
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[12:14.50] | 露絲: (接唱)
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[12:14.50] | 與你共諧鴛侶,
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[12:19.00] | 要你同我畫眼眉
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[12:22.00] |
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[12:22.00] | 時清: (白)
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[12:22.00] | 好囉,
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[12:28.00] |
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[12:28.00] | (快中板)
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[12:28.00] | 艷福飛來心歡喜;
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[12:32.00] | 自新改過當及時。
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[12:35.00] |
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[12:35.00] | (白)
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[12:35.00] | 阿露絲呀,
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[12:37.00] |
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[12:37.00] | (花)
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[12:37.00] | 我地一於大家轉行,永遠都唔做呢啲欺人生意;
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[12:49.00] |
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[12:49.00] | 露絲: (花)
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[12:49.00] | 光棍姻緣成美眷,
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[12:55.50] |
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[12:55.50] | 時清: (花)
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[12:55.50] | 我地一於明年增加生產,
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[12:58.00] |
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[12:58.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[12:58.00] | 乜嘢叫做增加生產啫
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[13:01.00] |
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[13:01.00] | 時清: (白)
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[13:01.00] | 哦乜你咁都唔明白,
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[13:02.00] |
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[13:02.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[13:02.00] | 唔明呀
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[13:04.00] |
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[13:04.00] | 時清: (接唱)
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[13:04.00] | 我就係想共你生個 BB 吖嘛。
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[13:09.00] |
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[13:09.00] | 露絲: (白)
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[13:09.00] | 嚇咪啦!
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[13:11.00] |
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