| [ti:鬼马睇相]
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| [ar:张月儿 邓碧云]
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[00:00.00] | 鬼马睇相
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[00:00.00] | 张月儿 邓碧云演唱
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[00:14.50] | 生: (板眼)
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[00:14.50] | 呢嗱未学睇相,
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[00:19.50] | 先就要学吓眼光;
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[00:24.00] | 嗱睇真叻,佢系老衬嘅,就唔怕乱噤一场。
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[00:33.00] | 头一句呀开声,就系赠看左掌;
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[00:39.00] | 分文不受唔收钱叻兄弟,等佢心安。
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[00:48.00] | 指咗佢埋嚟,个阵噤住嚟抢叻;
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[00:57.00] | 不拘佢系多少嘅,总要有得落行。
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[01:04.00] | 说话要相关呢,全系靠撞;
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[01:13.00] | 自然讲到,佢眼核光光。
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[01:22.00] | 得佢受窘,咁就有水磅;
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[01:31.00] | 黑白两米,我都不用孤寒。
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[01:39.50] | 呢嗱我件百柜嘅长衫,就永不洗熨;
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[01:49.50] |
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[01:49.50] | (白)
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[01:49.50] | 我执番个眼镜先咋
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[01:51.50] |
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[01:51.50] | (接唱)
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[01:51.50] | 咁至够大方。
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[01:56.00] | 挂起个招牌,自有人家上当;
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[02:04.50] |
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[02:04.50] | (白)
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[02:04.50] | 嚟啦先生大姑
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[02:07.00] |
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[02:07.00] | (接唱)
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[02:07.00] | 你地想睇相,
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[02:12.00] | 我包灵十足十足十足远近名扬。
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[02:23.00] |
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[02:23.00] | (叫白)
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[02:23.00] | 占卦算命,睇相
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[02:42.50] |
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[02:42.50] | 旦: (小锣相思上唱毛毛雨)
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[02:42.50] | 我探亲家,
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[02:47.00] | 偶经过路旁,
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[02:55.00] | 见街边,
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[02:59.00] | 有的先生列成行,
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[03:07.00] | 有的占卦,
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[03:11.50] | 或说流年或睇相,
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[03:17.50] | 心思思,
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[03:21.50] | 我要问吓点样
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[03:28.50] |
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[03:28.50] | (转花)
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[03:28.50] | 睇吓我今年嘅运程,顺便睇吓相;
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[03:38.00] |
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[03:38.00] | 生: (收白)
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[03:38.00] | 嚟叻嚟叻,善观气色,分清形格,各人命运各不同,有人指点至容易会发达,呢你睇吓石崇富贵得咁交关,点解范丹就会穷到口擘擘呢,有的食咗鸡肾却嫌肥呀朋友,有的就连鸡毛都冇得喫,笑面杀人,心肠毒辣,扮猪捉老虎,人心莫测叻,周身花靓一咪牙擦擦,白霍无根随时抵刮,大炮乱车,呢的梗系下巴纸扎叻,你睇真吓叻朋友,若果你话成世怕老婆呢吓,嗰的梗系生得尖头突额啦,若果你话唔俾老公娶妾侍,呢的就分明就量窄喇,你睇香港油麻地白加士街,排排拍拍,救急夫人必定辣挞,臭宿难闻,又骚又压,佢就整得鬼声鬼气整销魂
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[04:36.50] |
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[04:36.50] | 旦: (插白)
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[04:36.50] | 唉吔乜咁夜呀先生
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[04:38.00] |
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[04:38.00] | 生: (接白)
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[04:38.00] | 呢的梗系生出贱格叻,所以话先观形格定穷通,莫话贫穷无发达,你睇吓驼背嘅阿姑呀,都会遇着的演胸人客啦吗,喂朋友唔使怕丑噃,若果你想知道几时行运呢吓,不妨埋嚟问吓我呢个生菩萨叻
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[04:59.00] |
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[04:59.00] | 旦: (叫白)
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[04:59.00] | 啊
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[05:06.00] |
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[05:06.00] | (起花下句)
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[05:06.00] | 我听罢呢位先生嘅言论,一定系相法精良。
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[05:18.00] | 唉吔我叫句先生
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[05:23.00] |
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[05:23.00] | 生: (应介白)
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[05:23.00] | 唔
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[05:23.50] |
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[05:23.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[05:23.50] | 生呀
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[05:24.50] |
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[05:24.50] | 生: (口白)
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[05:24.50] | 唔
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[05:26.00] |
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[05:26.00] | 旦: (续唱)
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[05:26.00] | 你能唔能够,赠看吓手掌呀;
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[05:33.50] |
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[05:33.50] | (收白)
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[05:33.50] | 赠两句,都怕得啩生?
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[05:36.00] |
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[05:36.00] | 生: (抢白)
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[05:36.00] | 得,你行埋嚟,等先生赠你几句,好声行,槛门槛
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[05:42.00] |
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[05:42.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[05:42.00] | 哦,唔该你赠赠呢
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[05:45.00] |
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[05:45.00] | 生: (口白)
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[05:45.00] | 好呀,嗱,但凡看相嘅,先要看掌,有好相不如有好掌,男左女右,递只右手我睇吓
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[05:56.00] |
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[05:56.00] | 旦: (白)
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[05:56.00] | 嗱,生
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[05:58.00] |
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[05:58.00] | 生: (口白)
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[05:58.00] | 呢只系左手嚟,有襟头个边至系右手噃
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[06:02.50] |
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[06:02.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:02.50] | 唉吔,系呢我咁紊尽,左右我都唔系几分,喂,唉吔生,乜家叫你睇相睇手掌啫,乜你睇到上膊头咁肉酸㗎
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[06:17.50] |
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[06:17.50] | 生: (口白)
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[06:17.50] | 唔系,呢的叫做加料睇呀,睇埋你的根骨,睇吓你的格局系点样咁解啫
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[06:26.00] |
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[06:26.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:26.00] | 咁即系睇掌赠埋按摩松骨哩
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[06:31.00] |
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[06:31.00] | 生: (口白)
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[06:31.00] | 唔系,呢的系睇埋你嘅内脏呀
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[06:36.50] |
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[06:36.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:36.50] | 唉吔咁又马闭叻生,乜你就咁襟吓又会睇到内脏嘅
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[06:41.50] |
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[06:41.50] | 生: (应白)
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[06:41.50] | 嘻
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[06:42.50] |
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[06:42.50] | 生: (问白)
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[06:42.50] | 呢只
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[06:43.00] |
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[06:43.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:43.00] | 呢只
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[06:45.00] |
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[06:45.00] | 生: (口白)
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[06:45.00] | 手几软呀,手软如绵,周时有钱,手硬如铁,都梗系奔波不谒呀,唏,你生得一对好油爪呀大姑
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[06:56.00] |
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[06:56.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[06:56.00] | 我啋 (才),乜你话生得对好油爪呀,咁你即系当我系猫咋嘛
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[07:02.50] |
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[07:02.50] | 生: (口白)
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[07:02.50] | 唔系咁解,唔系咁解,爪者掌也,油者软也,软者不硬也,即系话你唔系硬嘢咁解噃大姑
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[07:12.00] |
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[07:12.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:12.00] | 唉吔,咁你真系灵呀生,我个人呀,个个都话嘅叻亚碧姐,你真系好人仕嘅咯咁话,我的性情系顺得人噃,淋淋软软嗰亭咋噃
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[07:24.00] |
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[07:24.00] | 生: (抢白)
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[07:24.00] | 就系淋淋软软咁至妙,你再俾个背脊我敲真吓咋
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[07:28.50] |
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[07:28.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:28.50] | 我啋,你家揾我笨咩,大早话当我系猫,家吓又俾个背脊你敲吓,咁咪即系当我系龟咯噃
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[07:37.50] |
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[07:37.50] | 生: (口白)
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[07:37.50] | 唔系咁解,因为敲一敲呢吓,就睇埋你嘅内格咁解啫,听声好紧要呀,知道你的脾胃如何嘅叻
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[07:49.00] |
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[07:49.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:49.00] | 唉吔,乜敲吓就知道咁叻嘅
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[07:52.50] |
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[07:52.50] | 生: (应白)
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[07:52.50] | 噎
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[07:53.00] |
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[07:53.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[07:53.00] | 若果你系咁掯,亚的嘅医生就唔使用X光咯噃
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[07:57.50] |
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[07:57.50] | 生: (口白)
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[07:57.50] | 唔使,X光呢的系睇病嘅啫,我地的睇相呀,唔系咁计嘅,唔敲呢,亚嘅就唔整灵嘅咯噃
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[08:08.50] |
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[08:08.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[08:08.50] | 唉吔死咯,若果唔俾个背脊佢敲一敲,又话唔灵嘅㖞,唉吔无所谓叻,我蚀底的啦,俾个背脊你敲吓又点话
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[08:19.00] |
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[08:19.00] | 生: (敲背介白)
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[08:19.00] | 唏,真架势,你生出一对好油掌,而且个背脊会响,唔怕飞机扫射机关枪,你缩番个头入肚,包你唔会有灾殃呢大姑
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[08:30.50] |
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[08:30.50] | 旦: (气忿白)
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[08:30.50] | 我啋 (才) 吓你个死鬼分明就揾我笨,大早我话你系咪当我系龟呀,你又话唔系,家吓就话我缩番个头落肚,就分明系唔怕有灾殃呀,咁就直情话我系龟,你家下揾笨么
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[08:52.50] |
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[08:52.50] | (起花下句)
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[08:52.50] | 你分明有意,撚化我一场。
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[08:58.50] |
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[08:58.50] | 生: (笑白)
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[08:58.50] | 有原因嘅
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[09:02.00] |
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[09:02.00] | (起唱三脚凳)
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[09:02.00] | 嗱我话你系呀龟,完全冇乜点冲撞噃;
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[09:10.00] | 不过你都未明白,呢龟就系最命长。
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[09:18.00] | 我当你系呀龟,就即系话你长命相咋;
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[09:25.50] |
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[09:25.50] | 旦: (接唱)
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[09:25.50] | 呢若果我有龟咁长命,唉吔咁又有得商量。
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[09:34.50] |
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[09:34.50] | (直转二王)
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[09:34.50] | 我今日特自到嚟,
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[09:38.50] | 嚟揾先生,
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[09:42.50] |
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[09:42.50] | 生: (摄白)
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[09:42.50] | 揾我做乜呢?
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[09:44.00] |
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[09:44.00] | 旦: (续唱)
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[09:44.00] | 你睇相;
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[09:48.50] |
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[09:48.50] | 生: (摄白)
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[09:48.50] | 好呀,大家研究研究
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[09:52.50] |
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[09:52.50] | 旦: (续唱)
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[09:52.50] | 呢若然系灵验,
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[09:56.50] | 咁又倾吓叻无妨。
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[10:07.00] |
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[10:07.00] | 生: (摄白)
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[10:07.00] | 大家倾吓喇,唔紧要
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[10:10.00] |
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[10:10.00] | 旦: (续唱)
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[10:10.00] | 我问句先生,
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[10:14.00] | 到底我嘅运程点样呀;
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[10:30.00] |
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[10:30.00] | 生: (起白榄)
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[10:30.00] | 呀如果你相知道你的运程咩
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[10:33.00] |
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[10:33.00] | 旦: (插白)
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[10:33.00] | 系啰
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[10:33.50] |
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[10:33.50] | 生: (续白榄)
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[10:33.50] | 我包灵十足就系靠撞
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[10:37.00] |
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[10:37.00] | 旦: (插白)
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[10:37.00] | 嘞要几多钱啫?
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[10:38.00] |
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[10:38.00] | 生: (续白榄)
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[10:38.00] | 呢嗱嗱嗱求祈你就执番
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[10:41.00] |
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[10:41.00] | 旦: (问白)
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[10:41.00] | 几多呀生?
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[10:42.50] |
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[10:42.50] | 生: (续白榄)
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[10:42.50] | 五百银出嚟,等我就同你睇个全相呢大姑
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[10:50.50] |
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[10:50.50] | 旦: (接白榄)
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[10:50.50] | 哗乜五百文睇个相呀
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[10:54.50] |
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[10:54.50] | 生: (插白)
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[10:54.50] | 系
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[10:55.00] |
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[10:55.00] | 旦: (接白榄)
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[10:55.00] | 呢咁贵我就唔想叻
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[10:58.00] |
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[10:58.00] | (想走介白)
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[10:58.00] | 第时倾
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[10:59.50] |
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[10:59.50] | 生: (急白)
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[10:59.50] | 喂喂喂亚磊姑咪行住,嗱,你个相呢吓,就本来值一千文嘅,而家我叫你五百,即系一半嘅啫,实系抵睇到极呀大姑,你呢个相成个贵人相嚟嘅
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[11:11.00] |
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[11:11.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:11.00] | 我啋,乜贵人都有得 (叫) 㗎,桂仁玉马就一日俾人打嘅,乜揾咁嘅讲呢
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[11:18.00] |
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[11:18.00] | 生: (口白)
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[11:18.00] | 唔系的叫做桂仁玉马个的,即系成个贵格人嘅相咁解
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[11:25.00] |
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[11:25.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:25.00] | 哦,乜我个相乜咁有贵嘅咩
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[11:26.50] |
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[11:26.50] | 生: (口白)
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[11:26.50] | 唔,有宝㗎
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[11:28.50] |
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[11:28.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:28.50] | 都系唔得嘅啫生,我地的打工仔,边处揾几百文睇个相吖,攞嚟讲啫,无谓阻你叻
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[11:36.00] |
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[11:36.00] | 生: (口白)
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[11:36.00] | 呀
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[11:38.00] |
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[11:38.00] | (接白榄)
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[11:38.00] | 唔啱再减价收五折哩大姑
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[11:44.00] |
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[11:44.00] | 旦: (接白榄)
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[11:44.00] | 唉吔五折都系冇乜商量啫
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[11:48.50] |
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[11:48.50] | 生: (口白)
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[11:48.50] | 喂喂好平嘅咯噃,一千文就收五百,五百就收一半,一半二百五,一半又一半就一半都冇,实系四分一咋大姑,抵睇到极叻
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[11:58.50] |
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[11:58.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[11:58.50] | 唔好哩,我唔睇叻,真系有咁多钱哩
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[12:02.00] |
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[12:02.00] | 生: (口白)
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[12:02.00] | 好叻,好叻
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[12:03.00] |
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[12:03.00] | (续白榄)
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[12:03.00] | 讲钱就失感情,当你系请我食碗番薯糖呢,嗱嗱嗱嗱求祈就收番
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[12:13.00] |
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[12:13.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[12:13.00] | 几多呀,多就冇㗎叻
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[12:16.00] |
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[12:16.00] | 生: (白榄)
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[12:16.00] | 嘻嘻五十文呢,你唔睇有冇得讲叻,你唔睇就冇得讲叻
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[12:24.50] |
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[12:24.50] | (直转二王)
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[12:24.50] | 重要相金先惠,
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[12:28.50] |
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[12:28.50] | 旦: (接唱)
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[12:28.50] | 唉吔好心咯你,咪咁孤寒。
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[12:38.00] |
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[12:38.00] | (唱序)
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[12:38.00] | 好叻我俾你亦无妨,
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[12:41.50] |
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[12:41.50] | 生: (唱曲)
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[12:41.50] | 咁我至有心机呢,
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[12:45.50] | 格外留神同你讲呀你;
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[12:55.50] |
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[12:55.50] | (唱序)
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[12:55.50] | 怕唔怕冲撞呀
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[12:58.50] |
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[12:58.50] | 旦: (唱曲)
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[12:58.50] | 大可依书嚟直说,
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[13:02.50] | 唉吔你都不用叻隐藏。
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[13:17.50] |
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[13:17.50] | 生: (收白)
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[13:17.50] | 亚大姑,你唔好嬲噃,我照书直讲嘅咋
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[13:21.00] |
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[13:21.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:21.00] | 无紧要呀,你即管讲
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[13:23.50] |
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[13:23.50] | 生: (口白)
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[13:23.50] | 咁亚大姑,你请过嚟呢边
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[13:26.00] |
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[13:26.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:26.00] | 唉吔生,乜你睇相咁奄尖嘅啫,将我两头扐咁紊尽
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[13:31.00] |
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[13:31.00] | 生: (口白)
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[13:31.00] | 唔系两头扐,因为呢便嘅灯光呢,就睇得准的,几十岁吗,唔够眼咯㖞
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[13:38.00] |
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[13:38.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:38.00] | 咁你带住对嘅二筒,你都重语唔够眼,呀难为我
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[13:43.00] |
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[13:43.00] | 生: (口白)
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[13:43.00] | 唉,我亚嘅对二筒呀,唔够度数嘅叻啩
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[13:47.50] |
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[13:47.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:47.50] | 系咩
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[13:48.50] |
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[13:48.50] | 生: (口白)
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[13:48.50] | 要起本嘅叻
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[13:49.50] |
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[13:49.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[13:49.50] | 咁呀配个对啦
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[13:51.00] |
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[13:51.00] | 生: (口白)
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[13:51.00] | 系呀,第日有钱就配嘅咯,拧过呢边,呢边你拧过嚟呢便咁我点睇
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[14:06.00] |
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[14:06.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[14:06.00] | 唉吔,我真系怕我至怕米贵咯,乜你睇得咁紊尽嘅啫,咪叻我蚀抵的叻,好似呀嗰的公司,嗰的公仔咁拧匀俾你睇叻,睇住叻,睇准叻
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[14:18.00] |
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[14:18.00] | 生: (口白)
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[14:18.00] | 好好 (旦转向介) 呀,得叻得叻
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[14:24.50] |
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[14:24.50] | (秃唱板眼)
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[14:24.50] | 嗱你呢一个相,
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[14:28.50] | 个额角就放光;
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[14:32.50] | 两耳兜风,条嘴长。
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[14:41.00] | 嗌交嗌到通街,就唔在讲叻;
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[14:49.00] | 正正式式,系一个番头将。
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[14:57.00] | 至少你一年嫁得五六趟;
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[15:05.00] | 唔紧要,越多越好,咁至够排场。
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[15:17.00] |
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[15:17.00] | 旦: (怒白)
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[15:17.00] | 我啋 (才) 我扬
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[15:21.50] |
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[15:21.50] | (起连环西皮)
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[15:21.50] | 真真不当,
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[15:23.00] | 真真不当,
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[15:24.50] | 俾你呢具衰神呀,
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[15:27.00] | 踢正我嘅心肝;
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[15:30.50] |
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[15:30.50] | 生: (收白)
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[15:30.50] | 嘻
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[15:31.50] |
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[15:31.50] | 旦: (怒白)
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[15:31.50] | 鬼同你笑呀,嘻嘻嘻㖞,又话我一年嫁得五六趟㖞,重使恨嘅,就算系呀,你都唔好当街当巷唱衰我吖死鬼
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[15:44.00] |
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[15:44.00] | 生: (口白)
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[15:44.00] | 唔系,我早早呢就敲你个背脊,呢就好灵嘅,点解呢咁,我一敲我就知道你系火撞人,但系你两句说话都听唔埋啫,你就变咗撞火人咯噃
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[15:59.00] |
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[15:59.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[15:59.00] | 你又唔死家下,火撞又系咁,撞火又系咁嘅喇衰鬼
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[16:04.00] |
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[16:04.00] | 生: (口白)
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[16:04.00] | 火撞唔同撞火嘅,撞火卟一声咁就爆起上嚟叻㖞
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[16:09.00] |
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[16:09.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[16:09.00] | 你话唔爆个的唔系人呀?嫁几十嫁㖞重使要嘅真系
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[16:14.00] |
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[16:14.00] | 生: (口白)
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[16:14.00] | 嘻嘻,不过你系咁闹人啫,你个心地几好㗎
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[16:17.50] |
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[16:17.50] | (秃唱沉花)
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[16:17.50] | 你你你,
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[16:20.00] | 你好在晚年享福,
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[16:24.50] |
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[16:24.50] | (口白)
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[16:24.50] | 你嫁咗人就成个唔同咯噃,一个奶奶喺处咯噃,成个福相咯噃,亚嘅亚福咁整喺处咯噃
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[16:32.50] |
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[16:32.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[16:32.50] | 系哩,我真系有福
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[16:33.50] |
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[16:33.50] | 生: (接唱沉花半句)
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[16:33.50] | 咁你个心地慈祥。
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[16:38.50] |
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[16:38.50] | 旦: (收白)
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[16:38.50] | 呢你咁话我就受你再受猪头
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[16:43.00] |
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[16:43.00] | 生: (口白)
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[16:43.00] | 乜受猪头呢咁讲
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[16:46.00] |
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[16:46.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[16:46.00] | 真系㗎,我地的心地好好㗎,我地初一食斋,十五又食斋,边度有话念念吓经,就南无阿弥陀佛冚家铲咁闹人㗎我地,嘻,我地真系咁嘅心地㗎,唉吔,乜你话我有福享咩?
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[17:01.00] |
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[17:01.00] | 生: (口白)
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[17:01.00] | 系定喇,因为你嘅形格生得好吖嘛
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[17:06.50] |
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[17:06.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:06.50] | 唉吔,乜我有形么?
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[17:08.00] |
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[17:08.00] | 生: (口白)
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[17:08.00] | 嗯
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[17:09.00] |
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[17:09.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:09.00] | 我的乜嘢形呀?
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[17:13.50] |
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[17:13.50] | 生: (口白)
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[17:13.50] | 你呀个相望埋去喇吓,一眼望埋去就完全一只鸭咁嘅,你呢个叫做鸭形亚大姑
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[17:21.00] |
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[17:21.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:21.00] | 你几时死呀你
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[17:22.50] |
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[17:22.50] | 生: (口白)
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[17:22.50] | 重有排嘅
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[17:23.50] |
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[17:23.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:23.50] | 重有排,又有咁衰嘅确系,大早话猫,猫完又龟,龟完又话缩,家吓又话鸭,样样都俾人食嘅,你做埋我份叻
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[17:33.50] |
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[17:33.50] | 生: (口白)
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[17:33.50] | 唔系咁解,呀嘅讲个形呀嘛,鸭嘅形呢,呢系容易得嘅大姑,系估点解鸭有形呢,堕尾至为鸭㗎,你个尾棚堕呀,嘻,俗语讲叻,尾棚堕堕就仔女多多,你唔嫁人犹自可咋,如果你嫁咗人呢,三几年你吡喇拍呖,生得五六七个㗎叻
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[17:59.50] |
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[17:59.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[17:59.50] | 唉吔,系唔系啫生
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[18:02.00] |
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[18:02.00] | 生: (口白)
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[18:02.00] | 系呀
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[18:03.00] |
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[18:03.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:03.00] | 呢若果系嘅我就承你贵言咯,咁我就有形,又乜嘢格呢?
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[18:09.50] |
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[18:09.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:09.50] | 你呢个 (咳介)
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[18:12.50] |
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[18:12.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:12.50] | 唉吔做乜嘢生,有事吖嘛,咪住叻,等我去嗰头担个木扲扲先
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[18:19.50] |
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[18:19.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:19.50] | 唔使,你即系话我噖噖声呀?
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[18:22.00] |
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[18:22.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:22.00] | 系咯
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[18:23.50] |
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[18:23.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:23.50] | 你慌我个肺有事呀?
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[18:25.00] |
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[18:25.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:25.00] | 我就系惊,唔知二级定三级呢
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[18:27.00] |
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[18:27.00] | 生: (口白)
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[18:27.00] | 唏,有呀嘅嘅,最好个肺,验过叻,不过我就南无少咳嗽多,做睇相先生一样嘅暏,你呢个叫做
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[18:39.00] |
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[18:39.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:39.00] | 我呢个系乜格?
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[18:41.50] |
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[18:41.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:41.50] | 独口朝天格
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[18:43.50] |
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[18:43.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:43.50] | 你至有毒呀,毒口,你至毒
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[18:46.50] |
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[18:46.50] | 生: (口白)
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[18:46.50] | 唔系,我整整系话你有有毒个毒,单单独独,独一无二个独,一个口朝住个天个独
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[18:54.00] |
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[18:54.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[18:54.00] | 哦,即系话单独嗰嗰独
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[18:58.00] |
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[18:58.00] | 生: (口白)
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[18:58.00] | 系,即系,系呢个格第一好嘅叻咁解
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[19:02.50] |
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[19:02.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:02.50] | 咁呢个格系乜嘢好呀?
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[19:05.00] |
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[19:05.00] | 生: (口白)
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[19:05.00] | 吓,独口朝天耳向高,一生衣食不须劳,半夜有人请你饮,自然肚里满滔滔咯
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[19:20.50] |
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[19:20.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:20.50] | 吓生,你系使得嘅,系灵嘅,乜你睇相睇到我有食神咩?
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[19:27.50] |
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[19:27.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:27.50] | 有
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[19:29.00] |
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[19:29.00] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:29.00] | 咁呀真系㗎,我旧时个的男事头呀,耐不之一晚叫我出嚟同
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[19:34.50] |
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[19:34.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:34.50] | 吓?
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[19:36.50] |
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[19:36.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:36.50] | 同佢去宵夜饮杯嘅叻
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[19:39.50] |
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[19:39.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:39.50] | 系呢,乜你讲说话,讲得一撅撅嘅
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[19:42.50] |
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[19:42.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:42.50] | 唔系几够气吗?
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[19:43.50] |
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[19:43.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:43.50] | 咁又话同,同埋佢,我以为系乜家伙添 (笑介) 原来系宵夜,咁你食神几好,不过你有样最唔好嘅噃大姑
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[19:54.50] |
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[19:54.50] | 旦: (口白)
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[19:54.50] | 边样呢,你唔怕讲呀
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[19:56.50] |
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[19:56.50] | 生: (口白)
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[19:56.50] | 你净系饮饱食醉,你就匿埋个床下底瞓觉,你呢样够唔好喇
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[20:04.50] |
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[20:04.50] | 旦: (仄才介白)
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[20:04.50] | 呢句唔灵叻,我有高床软枕,使乜嘢匿埋床下底瞓觉呢,唔系呀,呢句唔灵呀
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[20:12.00] |
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[20:12.00] | 生: (口白)
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[20:12.00] | 唔系话唔灵,你日日都系添呀,你自己想真吓,呀嘅你唔记得嘅咋
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[20:19.00] |
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[20:19.00] | 旦: (想介白)
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[20:19.00] | 我日日都系
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[20:20.00] |
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[20:20.00] | 生: (阴笑介白)
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[20:20.00] | 唔
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[20:21.00] |
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[20:21.00] | 旦: (沉吟白)
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[20:21.00] | 饮饱食醉,匿落床下底 (想介) 我系鸭形,独口朝天格,又耳向天,饮饱食醉就匿埋 (领悟介) 唉吔,你呀个嘅死鬼吖,我家下想起叻,旧时我地死鬼老豆呀床下底就日日都有唔哦 (才) 你个衰鬼豆吖,乜你几多却唔当,当我系尿壶呀系嘛
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[20:59.00] |
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[20:59.00] | (起花)
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[20:59.00] | 你当我系便壶真混帐;
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[21:04.00] | 钱财骗了立心不良。
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[21:10.00] | 我怒火冲霄嚟乱你嘅挡;
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[21:15.00] |
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[21:15.00] | 生: (先锋钹阻介白)
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[21:15.00] | 唔使咁嬲,唔使咁嬲
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[21:23.50] |
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[21:23.50] | (起花下句)
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[21:23.50] | 亚大姑你唔使乱嘅挡,而家够钟我自己亦收挡叻,因为个的银纸,我已经袋袋平安。
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