| | [ti:來路狀元]
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| | [ar:梁醒波 羅麗娟]
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| | [al:]
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| | [au:黎寶銘]
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| | [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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| [00:00.00] | 來路狀元
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| [00:00.00] | 梁醒波 羅麗娟演唱
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| [00:00.00] | 黎寶銘撰曲
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| [00:03.00] | 醜: (小曲)
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| [00:03.00] | I LOVE YOU，
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| [00:07.50] | OH MY DARLING，
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| [00:12.00] | I LOVE YOU，
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| [00:14.00] | BEAUTIFUL，
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| [00:17.00] | I LOVE YOU
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| [00:22.00] |
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| [00:22.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [00:22.00] | 啋，而家你癲咗咩，成日都嘰哩咕嚕做乜鬼得㗎
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| [00:26.50] |
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| [00:26.50] | 醜: (白)
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| [00:26.50] | OH MY DARLING，I LOVE YOU
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| [00:29.50] |
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| [00:29.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [00:29.50] | 成日係處話買打鈴鈴，又冇細佬哥玩，買嚟做乜嘢得㗎，又話叫我捱腐乳，你知道要捱腐乳嘅，你自己系外面要慳的啦
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| [00:42.00] | 醜: (白)
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| [00:42.00] | 唔係你你買打鈴鈴，OH MY DARLING 呢句即我嘅親愛者，邊個叫你捱腐乳㗎，I LOVE YOU 系我愛你咁解呀嘛
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| [00:52.00] |
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| [00:52.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [00:52.00] | 好心你唔好講啦，越講越衰添，乜嘢嗌粒於，就算你粒我都唔戴嘅呢的高帽，我唔戴慣嘅
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| [00:59.50] |
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| [00:59.50] | 醜: (白)
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| [00:59.50] | 唓唔係高帽，呢的系西文嚟
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| [01:05.50] |
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| [01:05.50] | (長花)
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| [01:05.50] | 你真無譜，
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| [01:06.50] | 確無譜，
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| [01:08.50] | 跳舞咁好都唔識寶，
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| [01:11.00] | 應該立即要學時髦，
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| [01:14.50] | 我練習唱西歌，你又話捱腐乳咁無文路，
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| [01:20.00] | 所以未曾出過埠，就知識全無，
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| [01:25.00] | 我留過學返嚟，覺得外國樣樣都係好；
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| [01:37.00] |
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| [01:37.00] | 旦: (花鼓芙蓉)
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| [01:37.00] | 你太過不羈，終日講跳舞；
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| [01:48.00] | 你嘅行為太放蕩，好比輕薄狂徒。
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| [02:02.50] |
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| [02:02.50] | 醜: (接唱)
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| [02:02.50] | 跳舞咁輕鬆，焉能心不好；
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| [02:14.50] | 歐西嘅玩意，呢種最為高。
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| [02:25.50] |
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| [02:25.50] | 旦: (二王)
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| [02:25.50] | 你係處攬身攬勢，
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| [02:29.50] | 真係氣壞奴奴。
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| [02:38.50] |
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| [02:38.50] | 醜: (短序)
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| [02:38.50] | 所以話你未曉時髦
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| [02:41.50] |
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| [02:41.50] | 旦: (唱曲)
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| [02:41.50] | 我地系中國良民，
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| [02:45.50] | 應要守返中華禮數；
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| [02:56.50] |
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| [02:56.50] | 醜: (短序)
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| [02:56.50] | 你生成太古老
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| [03:00.50] |
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| [03:00.50] | (唱曲)
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| [03:00.50] | 你分明大鄉里，
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| [03:04.00] | 可謂見識不高。
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| [03:14.00] |
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| [03:14.00] | 旦: (短序)
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| [03:14.00] | 你何必要發牢騷
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| [03:17.50] |
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| [03:17.50] | 醜: (唱曲)
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| [03:17.50] | 將你品性更移，
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| [03:22.50] | 還要灌輸新頭腦；
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| [03:33.50] |
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| [03:33.50] | 旦: (短序)
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| [03:33.50] | 直程揾功夫做咋
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| [03:37.00] |
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| [03:37.00] | 醜: (唱曲)
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| [03:37.00] | 又將你身材鍛煉，
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| [03:41.50] | 免至失禮我家廬。
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| [03:52.00] |
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| [03:52.00] | 旦: (短序)
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| [03:52.00] | 枉你日拙心勞
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| [03:56.00] |
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| [03:56.00] | 醜: (唱曲)
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| [03:56.00] | 快換過晚服長裙，
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| [04:00.50] | 或者著嚇恤衫西褲；
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| [04:12.00] |
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| [04:12.00] | 旦: (短序)
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| [04:12.00] | 我寧願著嚇土布
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| [04:15.50] | 醜: (白)
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| [04:15.50] | 著乜嘢土布呀，快換過呢件晚服啦，外國帶返嚟㗎，好金貴嘅
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| [04:23.00] |
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| [04:23.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [04:23.00] | 嘩，你睇有前無後，咁鬼肉酸，好似水桶咁樣，點著好㗎
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| [04:33.00] |
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| [04:33.00] | (長花)
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| [04:33.00] | 真恐怖，
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| [04:34.50] | 確恐怖，
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| [04:36.00] | 著起上身薄到見到肚，
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| [04:39.50] | 肉麻骨痺睇見都豎起曬寒毛，
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| [04:44.50] | 拖地咁長好彩慳返一個地掃，
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| [04:49.50] | 試問西裝乜嘢好法呀，
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| [04:52.50] | 點似得我地的闊袖寬袍。
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| [05:04.50] | 中國系禮義之邦，
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| [05:09.00] | 衣食住行都講樸素；
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| [05:18.50] |
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| [05:18.50] | 醜: (白)
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| [05:18.50] | 話你大鄉里即係大鄉里，等我開通嚇你呀
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| [05:26.00] |
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| [05:26.00] | (板眼)
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| [05:26.00] | 著西裝衫褲，重打返個煲；
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| [05:33.50] | 士的揸返一枝，擔住口襟毛。
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| [05:41.00] | 八面威風，擺出成個闊佬；
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| [05:48.50] | 相逢親友，就問句 HOW ARE YOU。
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| [05:56.50] | 帶卜帽著長衫，成個壽頭壽腦；
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| [06:05.00] | 跪拜嘅禮法，扒低似只蠄蟧。
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| [06:12.50] | 講到食個一層，更唔及來路；
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| [06:20.50] | 食餐一人一份，用叉刀。
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| [06:29.00] | 豬扒抑或牛胸，確係唔同味道；
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| [06:37.50] | 首先最妙，冇咗傳染肺癆。
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| [06:50.00] |
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| [06:50.00] | 旦: (十月懷胎)
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| [06:50.00] | 你日日咁衝闊佬，
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| [06:57.00] | 完全無的著數，
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| [07:04.50] | 賤格卑污，
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| [07:08.00] | 留學外洋，
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| [07:11.50] | 學習了一身嗜好
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| [07:21.00] |
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| [07:21.00] | 醜: (中板)
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| [07:21.00] | 呢種非系嗜好，
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| [07:27.50] | 不過系講求享受，
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| [07:30.00] | 覺得外國樣樣堅都。
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| [07:38.50] | 講到住洋樓，
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| [07:45.50] | 高插雲霄，
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| [07:48.00] | 又有電梯嚟代步；
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| [07:55.50] | 天熱校冷氣，天冷有電暖爐。
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| [08:04.00] | 想話叫個工人嚟，一撳電鐘即刻到；
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| [08:13.50] | 瞓覺冚鶴茸被，冚氈冚駱駝毛。
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| [08:22.50] | 出街坐砵砵車，唔使你行路；
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| [08:31.50] | 衣食住行四件事，唔使你心操。
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| [08:45.50] |
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| [08:45.50] | (花)
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| [08:45.50] | 我考到一個博士返嚟，
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| [08:51.00] |
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| [08:51.00] | (插白)
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| [08:51.00] | 博士即是舊時中咗狀元咁解啦
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| [08:55.00] |
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| [08:55.00] | (接唱)
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| [08:55.00] | 不過呢個狀元係來路嘅啫；
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| [09:04.50] |
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| [09:04.50] | 旦: (無錫景)
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| [09:04.50] | 你學人學到曬皮毛，
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| [09:08.00] | 實際嘅學唔到，
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| [09:11.50] |
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| [09:11.50] | 醜: (白)
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| [09:11.50] | 乜學唔到實際呀
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| [09:14.00] |
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| [09:14.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [09:14.00] | 系定喇，你學到的乜嘢呀返嚟呀
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| [09:16.50] |
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| [09:16.50] | 醜: (白)
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| [09:16.50] | 失禮，我學化學啫
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| [09:18.50] |
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| [09:18.50] | 旦: (笑白)
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| [09:18.50] | 哦，唔怪得知，你正式化學博士
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| [09:25.50] |
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| [09:25.50] | 醜: (三腳凳)
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| [09:25.50] | 我考到堂堂大博士，點到你話實際全無。
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| [09:32.50] | 我研究 H2O，非常之深造；
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| [09:39.50] |
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| [09:39.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [09:39.50] | 唓，芋頭蒸糕就有，邊度有番薯蒸糕呀
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| [09:44.00] |
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| [09:44.00] | 醜: (白)
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| [09:44.00] | H2O 系化學名詞，即是水咁解
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| [09:50.00] |
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| [09:50.00] | 旦: (禿頭接唱)
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| [09:50.00] | 嘩，原來你學埋的水嘢，搞到一塌糊塗。
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| [09:59.00] | 你留學咁多年，重有乜嘢學到；
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| [10:06.00] |
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| [10:06.00] | 醜: (接唱)
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| [10:06.00] | 重有二硫碘化鉀，有好大嘅用途。
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| [10:13.50] |
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| [10:13.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [10:13.50] | 你又唔死，好學唔學去學剪腳甲咁賤你
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| [10:18.50] |
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| [10:18.50] | 醜: (笑白)
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| [10:18.50] | 所以話你見識少呢，二硫碘化鉀又係化學名詞嚟，如果西文字母代表呢，鉀用 K 碘用 I，二硫用 SS，合埋即是 KISS
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| [10:38.00] |
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| [10:38.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [10:38.00] | KISS 有乜用呀
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| [10:45.50] |
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| [10:45.50] | 醜: (花)
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| [10:45.50] | 哦 KISS 咁都唔明，等我將你嚟指導；
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| [10:57.50] |
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| [10:57.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [10:57.50] | 啋，啋，碰口碰面係發癲咩
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| [11:05.00] |
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| [11:05.00] | (反線中板)
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| [11:05.00] | 勸夫郎，
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| [11:11.00] | 倘若執迷不悟，
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| [11:14.50] | 有負大好前途。
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| [11:23.00] | 我地大中華，
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| [11:30.50] | 好處有許多，
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| [11:33.50] | 不能一部通書睇到老；
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| [11:43.50] | 縱然是，
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| [11:51.00] | 歐西進步，
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| [11:54.00] | 不可將國粹，
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| [11:58.00] | 視作歧途。
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| [12:03.00] |
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| [12:03.00] | (花)
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| [12:03.00] | 雖知你是一個中華人，萬不能遺忘故土；
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| [12:15.00] |
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| [12:15.00] | 醜: (沉花)
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| [12:15.00] | 唉吔吔，
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| [12:18.50] | 如夢方覺，
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| [12:25.00] | 醒我迷途。
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