[ti:哪喳和尚戲觀音] | |
[ar:梁醒波 鄭幗寶] | |
[al:] | |
[au:羅寶生] | |
[by:operawillis@gmail.com] | |
[00:00.00] | 哪喳和尚戲觀音 |
[00:00.00] | 梁醒波 鄭幗寶演唱 |
[00:00.00] | 羅寶生撰曲 |
[00:00.00] | |
[00:11.50] | 濟公: (賽馬) |
[00:11.50] | 唉我悶坐西天, |
[00:14.00] | 濟顛甚怕享清福, |
[00:17.00] | 如來佛每講經, |
[00:20.00] | 聽到冚我個面木木, |
[00:22.00] | 我周時肚空空, |
[00:25.00] | 不禁令我心鬱鬱, |
[00:28.00] | 因為哪喳瘋僧, |
[00:31.00] | 鍾意食個味三六, |
[00:33.00] | 念佛敲經, |
[00:36.00] | 我怕咗受約束, |
[00:39.00] | 再落凡塵種福, |
[00:41.00] | 睇過近世上面目, |
[00:44.00] | 嘩忽然世間咁多孽畜, |
[00:50.00] | 佢傷人惡狗真真兇猛又夠毒 |
[00:55.50] | |
[00:55.50] | (白) |
[00:55.50] | 唔得,等本羅漢下凡收咗佢先 |
[01:01.00] | |
[01:01.00] | 觀音: (龍飛鳳舞) |
[01:01.00] | 慈悲觀世音, |
[01:06.00] | 楊枝甘露救人, |
[01:11.00] | 唉人間太多劫運, |
[01:16.00] | 等我立刻化身救圍困, |
[01:21.00] | |
[01:21.00] | (白) |
[01:21.00] | 變! |
[01:22.00] | |
[01:22.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[01:22.00] | 我霎間見化身嘅觀音, |
[01:26.50] | |
[01:26.50] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[01:26.50] | 乜見到有個似足濟顛僧, |
[01:33.00] | |
[01:33.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[01:33.00] | 我試嚇佢有乜嘢道行, |
[01:38.00] | 與佢鬥法看邊個啃 |
[01:42.50] | |
[01:42.50] | (白) |
[01:42.50] | 好! |
[01:44.00] | |
[01:44.00] | (何日君再來) |
[01:44.00] | 濟顛連隨就化身, |
[01:48.00] | 變!我變咗 Gentleman, |
[01:54.00] | 我借意行近佢身, |
[01:58.00] | 哈嘮,蜜絲, |
[02:00.00] | |
[02:00.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[02:00.00] | 哼,佢夠膽亂咁撩人, |
[02:05.00] | |
[02:05.00] | (接唱) |
[02:05.00] | 哦,佢立心相戲觀音嘅, |
[02:10.00] | 逃來塵世鬼混, |
[02:15.00] | 派生藕成籮, |
[02:18.00] | 趙到佢頭暈暈, |
[02:21.00] | 幻作天真, |
[02:24.00] | 共佢講心, |
[02:27.00] | 一番警戒瘋僧, |
[02:30.00] | |
[02:30.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[02:30.00] | 嘻嘻求玉人兩親近, |
[02:35.00] | |
[02:35.00] | (白) |
[02:35.00] | 拍嚇拖哩 |
[02:36.00] | |
[02:36.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[02:36.00] | 怕色狼近我身, |
[02:40.00] | |
[02:40.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[02:40.00] | 唔使驚, |
[02:42.00] | |
[02:42.00] | (接唱) |
[02:42.00] | 我地談情唔使震㗎 |
[02:46.50] | |
[02:46.50] | 觀音: (送情郎) |
[02:46.50] | 你個正傻人, |
[02:49.50] | 似癲腎, |
[02:52.00] | |
[02:52.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[02:52.00] | 我非癲腎系大情人, |
[02:57.00] | 你容貌美麗在世上難尋, |
[03:02.00] | 眉目帶笑又多添你嘅風韻, |
[03:07.00] | 你芙蓉如面美人,哎喲, |
[03:13.00] | 難怪我一見傾心,哎喲 |
[03:18.00] | |
[03:18.00] | 觀音: (毛毛雨) |
[03:18.00] | 與君不相識, |
[03:20.00] | 你不該獻殷勤, |
[03:24.00] | |
[03:24.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[03:24.00] | My name is called |
[03:26.00] | |
[03:26.00] | (接唱) |
[03:26.00] | 史汀生 Chan, |
[03:28.00] | 響香港讀洋文, |
[03:33.00] | 搞生意別字又名陳大文, |
[03:40.00] | 緣訂三生, |
[03:44.00] | 望你應允 |
[03:46.00] | |
[03:46.00] | 觀音: (小紅燈) |
[03:46.00] | 我怕聽甜言唔受氹, |
[03:51.00] | 我懷疑你是壞人, |
[03:57.00] | |
[03:57.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[03:57.00] | 你少擔心啦, |
[03:59.00] | 我唔係靠滾, |
[04:01.00] | 我年青有為更多金, |
[04:06.50] | 嬌妻未娶要揾愛人, |
[04:12.00] | 你咁靚將我吸引, |
[04:16.00] | 與妹結合為伴侶, |
[04:19.00] | 心共印 |
[04:23.00] | |
[04:23.00] | 觀音: (寄生草) |
[04:23.00] | 我睇你錯亂神經人系腎嘅, |
[04:27.00] | 認真多情自作,生得個口又咁痕, |
[04:33.00] | 亂撩人, |
[04:34.50] | |
[04:34.50] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[04:34.50] | 我誠意求愛又情真, |
[04:37.50] | 請嬌放心, |
[04:40.00] | 癡心一片,係與妹相訂鳳盟, |
[04:45.00] | |
[04:45.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[04:45.00] | 哎呀我梳起唔願嫁, |
[04:48.00] | 你何必多挑引, |
[04:50.00] | |
[04:50.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[04:50.00] | 最弊成為老女呢多苦困, |
[04:54.00] | |
[04:54.00] | (白) |
[04:54.00] | 唔嫁就笨嘑, |
[04:55.00] | |
[04:55.00] | (接唱) |
[04:55.00] | 我孖你女貌男才殊合襯, |
[05:00.00] | 一於應承做我嬌妻, |
[05:02.50] | 咪吼第個人 |
[05:05.00] | |
[05:05.00] | 觀音: (和尚思妻) |
[05:05.00] | 何必煩惱自尋, |
[05:10.50] | 勸君你莫情場自困, |
[05:15.00] | 色空經已參透, |
[05:20.00] | 我立心修行, |
[05:25.00] | |
[05:25.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[05:25.00] | 男大要思婚, |
[05:27.00] | 女大嫁夫君, |
[05:30.00] | 從古有教訓, |
[05:35.00] | 你認真想通透, |
[05:40.00] | 咪負我一片癡心, |
[05:45.00] | |
[05:45.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[05:45.00] | 乜你真係相愛癡心咩, |
[05:49.00] | |
[05:49.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[05:49.00] | 系 |
[05:50.00] | |
[05:50.00] | (接唱) |
[05:50.00] | 並冇胡言來亂氹, |
[05:55.00] | 我熱誠下拜石榴裙, |
[06:05.00] | |
[06:05.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[06:05.00] | 你愛我情熱忱, |
[06:10.00] | 我未堪柔情引, |
[06:15.00] | 不禁歷亂了芳心, |
[06:19.00] | 哎呀我躍躍更歡欣, |
[06:25.00] | |
[06:25.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[06:25.00] | 我望妹憐憫, |
[06:29.00] | |
[06:29.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[06:29.00] | 初見面你便求愛, |
[06:32.00] | 恐怕易情變, |
[06:35.00] | 他日恨海苦浮沉 |
[06:38.00] | |
[06:38.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[06:38.00] | 唔會 |
[06:40.00] | |
[06:40.00] | (有註為浪淘沙者、三級浪) |
[06:40.00] | 若果能共諧婚姻, |
[06:44.00] | 我是裙下永不叛臣, |
[06:49.00] | 當盡丈夫責任, |
[06:54.00] | 呢一世你做人都開心, |
[06:59.00] | 我永不花心, |
[07:04.00] | |
[07:04.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[07:04.00] | 我驚你口花花講完就算數個類人, |
[07:14.00] | |
[07:14.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[07:14.00] | 我虔誠冇呃個人, |
[07:18.50] | 咁嘅丈夫難揾啩, |
[07:24.00] | 妹應該信任, |
[07:29.00] | 我願發誓冇變心, |
[07:34.00] | 對嬌妻手法特殊有啃呀, |
[07:38.00] | |
[07:38.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[07:38.00] | 咁你待妻手段如何, |
[07:44.00] | 望君先要直陳 |
[07:47.00] | |
[07:47.00] | 濟公: (笑白) |
[07:47.00] | 嘻嘻 |
[07:48.50] | |
[07:48.50] | (擔梯望月) |
[07:48.50] | 我呢個好夫君, |
[07:53.00] | 一生將你護蔭, |
[07:58.00] | 相愛相親, |
[08:03.00] | 鴛鴦比翼共唱情韻, |
[08:07.00] | 我日陪你身跟, |
[08:13.00] | 聽嬌妻你示訓, |
[08:18.00] | |
[08:18.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[08:18.00] | 我就唔願嫁咁夫君, |
[08:23.00] | 你周身冤氣騰騰, |
[08:27.00] | |
[08:27.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[08:27.00] | 傻啦 |
[08:28.00] | |
[08:28.00] | (接唱) |
[08:28.00] | 兩夫妻要煙靭, |
[08:32.00] | 我為你泵骨撓痕, |
[08:37.00] | 我識梳新妝與畫眉入鬢, |
[08:43.00] | 更識添脂粉, |
[08:47.00] | |
[08:47.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[08:47.00] | 你只識做妹做媽嘅技能, |
[08:52.00] | 咁樣丈夫嫁啱你就暈, |
[08:57.00] | |
[08:57.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[08:57.00] | 我有好大八寶, |
[08:59.00] | 我識順你心, |
[09:02.00] | 我用足滿身嘅技能 |
[09:06.50] | |
[09:06.50] | 觀音: (反線江邊草) |
[09:06.50] | 你傻夾腎, |
[09:09.00] | 係處扮天真, |
[09:12.00] | 有乜八寶你點對未來夫人, |
[09:17.00] | |
[09:17.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[09:17.00] | 我藏嬌妻, |
[09:19.00] | 在金屋, |
[09:21.00] | 七妹八媽用心侍奉陪夫人, |
[09:26.00] | 豪華陳設摩登, |
[09:31.00] | 你首飾戴的是鑽石玉和金銀, |
[09:36.00] | 汽車有幾部出入又唔駛行, |
[09:41.00] | 幸運,幸運, |
[09:46.00] | 你做咗我老婆幸運, |
[09:51.00] | 開心,開心, |
[09:55.00] | 你一世定開心, |
[10:00.00] | 玉郎是情深意重又煙靭, |
[10:05.00] | 一生我保證妹快樂如仙人 |
[10:09.00] | |
[10:09.00] | 觀音: (反線銀塘吐艷) |
[10:09.00] | 你情重意殷殷, |
[10:13.00] | 芳心動愛感, |
[10:18.00] | 情絲縷縷, |
[10:22.00] | 暗系伊人, |
[10:26.00] | |
[10:26.00] | 濟公: (笑介接唱) |
[10:26.00] | 他朝結婚愉快甚, |
[10:35.00] | 恩愛千般, |
[10:40.00] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦, |
[10:43.50] | 香閨有郎熱吻, |
[10:50.00] | |
[10:50.00] | 合: (接唱) |
[10:50.00] | 啦…… |
[11:00.00] | |
[11:00.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[11:00.00] | 春來時候, |
[11:03.00] | 我共你賞那名花異品, |
[11:08.00] | |
[11:08.00] | 觀音: (序白) |
[11:08.00] | 春日賞名花,人生樂事呀 |
[11:12.00] | |
[11:12.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[11:12.00] | 重有夏日游水, |
[11:17.00] | 鴛鴦海上浮沉, |
[11:21.00] | 秋日桐葉落時, |
[11:25.00] | 賞菊持螯共飲, |
[11:30.00] | 冬日圍爐取暖唱和銷魂 |
[11:38.50] | |
[11:38.50] | 觀音: (反線岷江夜曲) |
[11:38.50] | 你係個標準好夫君, |
[11:47.00] | 情熱忱可惜不知有善心, |
[11:55.00] | |
[11:55.00] | 濟公: (奇問白) |
[11:55.00] | 點解呢? |
[11:56.00] | |
[11:56.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[11:56.00] | 緬懷俗世蒼生, |
[12:00.00] | 要歷遍艱辛, |
[12:04.00] | 我衷心想救萬民苦困, |
[12:11.00] | |
[12:11.00] | 濟公: (序白) |
[12:11.00] | 好呀! |
[12:13.00] | |
[12:13.00] | (接唱) |
[12:13.00] | 你講得啱, |
[12:17.00] | 你真合我心, |
[12:21.00] | 我亦有心為救萬民盡責任, |
[12:27.00] | |
[12:27.00] | 觀音: (序白) |
[12:27.00] | 真? |
[12:28.00] | |
[12:28.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[12:28.00] | 珍珠都冇咁真, |
[12:30.00] | |
[12:30.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[12:30.00] | 扶危又濟貧, |
[12:34.00] | 罰惡賞善人, |
[12:38.00] | 掃清開賭販毒, |
[12:42.00] | 普渡良民, |
[12:44.50] | |
[12:44.50] | 濟公: (白) |
[12:44.50] | 啱叻啱叻你講得好 |
[12:47.00] | |
[12:47.00] | (接唱) |
[12:47.00] | 恨那賭棍, |
[12:51.00] | 認真凶狠, |
[12:55.00] | 時時害人, |
[12:59.00] | 滄桑劫禍深, |
[13:03.00] | 我要除盡那畜牲, |
[13:07.00] | 渡好賭蒼生, |
[13:11.00] | 登高一呼將販毒徒拘禁, |
[13:19.00] | 咁夫君可以共諧婚嬪嘑啩 |
[13:26.00] | |
[13:26.00] | 觀音: (反線秋的懷念) |
[13:26.00] | 哈…… |
[13:30.00] | 喜得心上人, |
[13:33.50] | 似是前生, |
[13:36.00] | 同你心心相印, |
[13:42.00] | 翡翠環贈君, |
[13:45.00] | 你相訂鳳盟, |
[13:50.00] | |
[13:50.00] | 濟公: (笑介接唱) |
[13:50.00] | 我心中興奮 (大笑介), |
[13:58.00] | 戴住戒指先, |
[14:02.00] | 真沙塵, |
[14:06.00] | 我佈置定架林肯, |
[14:10.00] | 等香車載玉人, |
[14:14.00] | 約定兩個紳襟, |
[14:17.50] | 做我夫妻嘅媒人, |
[14:22.00] | 去定酒家, |
[14:26.00] | 請嘉賓宴飲, |
[14:31.00] | |
[14:31.00] | 觀音: (大笑介接唱) |
[14:31.00] | 哈…… |
[14:34.50] | 等一陣呀你就暈 (敕法介) |
[14:37.00] | |
[14:37.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[14:37.00] | 哎喲哎喲哎哎喲 |
[14:40.00] | |
[14:40.00] | (轉叫痛曲) |
[14:40.00] | 唉吔唉吔, |
[14:44.00] | 玉戒指唉真係緊叻, |
[14:48.00] | 箍到冚隻手爪都痛, |
[14:50.00] | 我真呻笨, |
[14:53.00] | 戴錯玉環, |
[14:55.00] | 週手都震, |
[14:57.00] | 痛到入呀心, |
[15:00.00] | |
[15:00.00] | 觀音: (笑介接唱) |
[15:00.00] | 哈哈念句緊箍咒, |
[15:04.00] | 令濟顛僧飽受困, |
[15:08.00] | 咁嘅行為要警戒, |
[15:10.00] | 要多痛陣, |
[15:13.00] | 妄自下凡, |
[15:15.00] | 亂勾脂粉, |
[15:17.50] | 有意戲仙人 (笑介), |
[15:21.00] | |
[15:21.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[15:21.00] | 我恨錯相戲觀音, |
[15:23.00] | 我恨錯確係鬼混, |
[15:24.50] | 我望你寬恕一次, |
[15:26.00] | 我望你見諒瘋僧, |
[15:29.00] | |
[15:29.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[15:29.00] | 哈哈哈哈, |
[15:33.00] | 問濟顛邊個啃呀, |
[15:37.00] | |
[15:37.00] | 濟公: (接唱) |
[15:37.00] | 觀音娘娘是萬能, |
[15:39.00] | 你真有道行, |
[15:42.00] | 救世慈航, |
[15:43.00] | 渡遍萬民, |
[15:46.00] | 富正義之神 |
[15:50.00] | |
[15:50.00] | 觀音: (白) |
[15:50.00] | 好,你既然知錯,姑念初犯,恕過你一次啦, |
[15:59.00] | |
[15:59.00] | (念白) |
[15:59.00] | 南無阿彌陀佛,敕 |
[16:04.00] | |
[16:04.00] | 濟公: (如釋重負白) |
[16:04.00] | 謝菩薩開恩,只戒指請你收番啦, |
[16:13.00] | |
[16:13.00] | 觀音: (應白) |
[16:13.00] | 唔 |
[16:14.00] | |
[16:14.00] | 濟公: (花間蝶尾段、即柳底鶯尾段) |
[16:14.00] | 羅漢問聲觀世音, |
[16:18.00] | 世人被那賭博迷惑, |
[16:23.00] | 何以肅清禍根, |
[16:27.00] | |
[16:27.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[16:27.00] | 萬眾貪念泯, |
[16:29.00] | 則邪魔難入侵, |
[16:32.00] | 從此百善生 |
[16:36.00] | |
[16:36.00] | 濟公: (白) |
[16:36.00] | 好! |
[16:37.00] | |
[16:37.00] | (刮刮里格叫) |
[16:37.00] | 稽首頂禮敬勸蒼生, |
[16:41.00] | 禮佛慈悲觀世音, |
[16:46.00] | 請君多種善因, |
[16:50.00] | 消災又解困, |
[16:55.00] | |
[16:55.00] | 觀音: (接唱) |
[16:55.00] | 富貴榮華似浮雲, |
[17:00.00] | 俗世名利切莫強爭, |
[17:04.00] | |
[17:04.00] | 合: (接唱) |
[17:04.00] | 昭昭天眼佑善人, |
[17:09.00] | 種福種善邀天蔭 |
[17:15.00] |