切换到简体
00:00
 [ti:契爺艷史]
 [ar:張月兒 鄧碧雲]
 [al:]
 [au:宋曼華]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]契爺艷史
[00:00.00]張月兒 鄧碧雲演唱
[00:00.00]宋曼華撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:43.00]醜: (滾花)
[00:43.00]人地話，人老就精，鬼老就靈，乜我越老越唔妥；
[01:14.50]哈，你估點唔妥呢，計起上嚟我有十樣咁多。
[01:35.50] 
[01:35.50](轉白欖)
[01:35.50]呢我一晚辛苦唔捱得，
[01:44.00]兩個老婆唔享得，
[01:48.50]三碗大飯唔食得，
[01:53.50]四層高樓唔上得，
[01:58.50]五更醒咗唔瞓得，
[02:03.50]六里路途唔行得，
[02:08.50]七味白朮唔離得，
[02:14.00]八大八小唔嘆得，
[02:18.50]九江雙蒸唔飲得，
[02:24.00]十分細聲唔聽得
[02:29.00] 
[02:29.00](滾花)
[02:29.00]點估到，個個花旦佢都中意，好似鄧碧雲，佢又中意契我；
[02:48.00]總系蛋家雞，見水唔得飲，令我朝思暮想，受盡災磨。
[03:11.50]今日病體纏綿，試問有誰憐憫我；
[03:49.50] 
[03:49.50]旦: (接唱)
[03:49.50]唉吔阿契爺，我特來探問你嘅病體如何。
[04:04.50] 
[04:04.50](收掘白)
[04:04.50]唉吔阿契爺，你見點啫，唉吔我又掛住你呀
[04:07.50] 
[04:07.50]醜: (喘氣白)
[04:07.50]唉唉唉阿契契契女，你你你嚟嘑，唉好咯
[04:13.50] 
[04:13.50]旦: (白)
[04:13.50]阿契爺你見點啫前世
[04:25.00] 
[04:25.00]醜: (白)
[04:25.00]我我我見頭刺腰骨痛，眼花腳步浮，硬系虛，虛阿契女，
[04:37.00] 
[04:37.00]旦: (白)
[04:37.00]唔怕呀嘛契爺，
[04:41.00] 
[04:41.00]醜: (白)
[04:41.00]噉就唔唔唔怕阿契契女，
[04:50.00] 
[04:50.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[04:50.00]我晚晚傷心，
[04:53.00]囉呀攣不過，
[05:01.50] 
[05:01.50]旦: (接唱)
[05:01.50]契爺你未必咁快見閻羅，
[05:13.00] 
[05:13.00]醜: (白)
[05:13.00]咁又唔會嘅，
[05:33.00] 
[05:33.00]旦: (接唱)
[05:33.00]嗱我有包雲片香糕，
[05:37.00]送畀契爺做口果，
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]醜: (白)
[05:42.50]多謝咯契女，
[05:46.00] 
[05:46.00]旦: (接唱)
[05:46.00]你若係不思茶飯，
[05:52.50]就食幾片咁多
[05:58.50] 
[05:58.50]醜: (白)
[05:58.50]有心咯契女，
[06:02.00] 
[06:02.00]旦: (白)
[06:02.00]唉吔契爺，實際你呢個病點嚟㗎
[06:06.50] 
[06:06.50]醜: (白)
[06:06.50]唉契女，提起我呢個病就一殼眼淚咯
[06:08.50] 
[06:08.50](士工慢板)
[06:08.50]我叫一聲，
[06:14.50]契女你，
[06:23.50] 
[06:23.50]旦: (插白)
[06:23.50]點解呀契爺，
[06:29.50] 
[06:29.50]醜: (接唱)
[06:29.50]我呢個病源，
[06:36.50]講起就非常苦楚；
[06:55.50] 
[06:55.50]旦: (白)
[06:55.50]點苦楚法呀契爺
[07:02.00] 
[07:02.00]醜: (接唱)
[07:02.00]皆因為，
[07:09.50]你契娘死後，
[07:26.50]無人冚被，
[07:34.50]令我珠淚滂沱。
[08:00.00] 
[08:00.00]旦: (接唱)
[08:00.00]契爺你，
[08:08.50]真正多情，
[08:17.00] 
[08:17.00]醜: (插白)
[08:17.00]係呀，我好多情㗎，
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:24.50]卻原來，
[08:24.50]世上嘅男人，
[08:24.50]都怕難捱第個；
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]醜: (插白)
[08:24.50]噉就的確係㗎
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:24.50]原來你，
[08:33.00]呢帳單思病，
[08:42.00] 
[08:42.00]醜: (插白)
[08:42.00]咁至淒涼呀契女
[08:49.50] 
[08:49.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:49.50]為著你個死鬼老婆。
[09:15.00] 
[09:15.00]醜: (白)
[09:15.00]唉契女，一個人要事死如事生，你有情我有義呀嘛，
[09:24.00] 
[09:24.00]旦: (白)
[09:24.00]你契爺系啫，個啲後生仔就唔係㗎嘑，
[09:38.00] 
[09:38.00]醜: (白)
[09:38.00]個啲後生仔又點呢，阿契女，
[09:43.50] 
[09:43.50]旦: (二王)
[09:43.50]個啲後生仔，
[09:54.50]死咗老婆，
[10:03.00] 
[10:03.00]醜: (插白)
[10:03.00]個的後生死咗老婆又點呀？
[10:07.00] 
[10:07.00]旦: (白)
[10:07.00]咁你聽住啦
[10:13.50] 
[10:13.50](接唱)
[10:13.50]頭七佢都未完，
[10:20.00]就當堂揾第個；
[10:35.00] 
[10:35.00]醜: (白)
[10:35.00]唏，咁都得嘅，
[10:35.00] 
[10:35.00]旦: (接唱)
[10:35.00]唔學得契爺你，
[10:41.50]咁義厚情多。
[11:01.00] 
[11:01.00]醜: (接唱)
[11:01.00]我自從得契女呀契女，
[11:01.00]你應承契我；
[11:01.00] 
[11:01.00]旦: (白)
[11:01.00]咁又點呀契爺
[11:01.00] 
[11:01.00]醜: (接唱)
[11:01.00]咁就因愛成癡，
[11:08.50]因癡成病，
[11:16.00]問你有何妙法，
[11:23.50]同我趕走呢只病魔。
[11:41.00] 
[11:41.00](反線中板)
[11:41.00]呢我最淒涼，
[11:53.00]聽你唱罷歸家，
[11:58.50]就好似三魂都失咗；
[11:58.50]總然系，
[11:58.50]瞓眼唔著，
[11:58.50]難以夢入南柯。
[11:58.50]我一更自吟哦，
[12:06.00]二更隨床摸，
[12:14.00]三更愁獨坐，
[12:22.00]四更淚滂沱，
[12:30.00]五更真肚餓，
[12:37.00]你話我幾咁囉嗦；
[12:50.50]我地好契女，
[12:56.00]今日我命入膏肓，
[13:03.00]好彩得到你嚟睇嚇我，
[13:08.00]唉吔我地好契女，
[13:12.00]須知救人一命，
[13:27.00]好過拜佛念彌陀。
[13:39.50] 
[13:39.50]旦: (笑白)
[13:39.50]咁就該煨夾唔好杯咯
[13:50.00] 
[13:50.00](鹹水芙蓉)
[13:50.00]原來阿契爺你病得咁交關，
[13:55.00]都係由我之過啦兄哥，
[14:00.00]真係死佢唔死我咯哦，
[14:06.00] 
[14:06.00]醜: (白)
[14:06.00]哈哈你都知呢契女，
[14:25.00] 
[14:25.00]旦: (接唱)
[14:25.00]因我素來唔好命，
[14:36.00]時常把契爺尅死去見閻羅呀呢
[14:46.50] 
[14:46.50]醜: (插白)
[14:46.50]唉吔咪講笑，真唔真㗎契女，
[15:04.50] 
[15:04.50]旦: (白)
[15:04.50]乜唔真呀，都話契女唔好命，契爺死乾淨呀嘛
[15:04.50] 
[15:04.50]醜: (插白)
[15:04.50]咁就該尊
[15:04.50] 
[15:04.50]旦: (滾花)
[15:04.50]計起嚟我尅死嘅契爺，若果連埋你就六七八個；
[15:35.50] 
[15:35.50]醜: (笑白)
[15:35.50]哈哈我有法子，唔怕嘅，契女，
[15:38.50] 
[15:38.50](接唱)
[15:38.50]契女我想你，
[15:42.50] 
[15:42.50]旦: (白)
[15:42.50]想我同你拜門口呀，
[15:50.00] 
[15:50.00]醜: (接唱)
[15:50.00]唔係我想你，
[15:54.50] 
[15:54.50]旦: (白)
[15:54.50]想我同你叫驚呀，
[16:22.00] 
[16:22.00]醜: (接唱)
[16:22.00]我想你唔好叫我做契爺，改口叫我做契哥。
[16:53.00] 
[16:53.00]旦: (接唱)
[16:53.00]唉吔呀契爺，你咁奄尖
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]醜: (插白)
[17:00.00]唔，乜你咁奄尖
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]旦: (接唱)
[17:00.00]不如畀返張契單你契第個；
[17:06.50] 
[17:06.50]醜: (白)
[17:06.50]喂喂喂唔好啩，
[17:09.00] 
[17:09.00](接唱)
[17:09.00]若果你肯叫我做契哥呢，我就當堂冇病，你話其樂如何。
[18:02.00]