切换到简体
00:00
 [ti:宋江怒殺閻婆惜]
 [ar:新馬師曾 鄭幗寶]
 [al:]
 [au:潘一帆]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]宋江怒殺閻婆惜
[00:00.00]新馬師曾 鄭幗寶演唱
[00:00.00]潘一帆撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:00.00](小鑼相思)
[00:05.00]閻婆惜: (搽脂粉上唱天上人間)
[00:05.00]情絲紛紛,
[00:07.50]情絲紛紛,
[00:10.00]儂心真掹掙,
[00:14.00]等我搽多啲脂粉,
[00:16.00]搽多啲脂粉,
[00:19.00]插朵紅花添風韻,
[00:23.00]我寂寞芳心,
[00:28.00]化作出牆杏,
[00:32.50]等待情郎來踐約,
[00:37.50]訴心悃,
[00:42.00]我日夜宛似監躉,
[00:47.00]更怨夫郎薄倖,
[00:52.00]獨眠實不慣,
[00:56.50]奴奴都尚幸有人
[01:06.00] 
[01:06.00](滾花)
[01:06.00]何故紅日沈西,尚不見三郎來到慰問;
[01:25.00](快云云倚門望介)
[01:25.00] 
[01:25.00]張三郎: (食住快云云上介白)
[01:25.00]嘻嘻嘻
[01:28.50] 
[01:28.50](板眼)
[01:28.50]嗱我做人叻到吻,
[01:33.00]最怕就俾人跟;
[01:37.00]偷偷去烏龍院內,安慰嗰個意中人。
[01:47.00]佢就彩鳳隨鴉,我就行正桃花大運囉;
[01:56.00]鬼叫阿師傅佢唔識嘆,我就兜督將軍。
[02:05.00]我不過弟子服其勞,呢啲乃係古人都有訓;
[02:15.00]我唔想陳倉暗渡,只為師傅佢無能呀……能。
[02:29.00] 
[02:29.00](白)
[02:29.00]噓,噓,噓,
[02:30.00] 
[02:30.00]閻: (白)
[02:30.00]噓,噓,噓,噓乜鬼啫,
[02:32.00] 
[02:32.00]張: (白)
[02:32.00]阿師傅佢有冇返嚟呀,
[02:34.00] 
[02:34.00]閻: (白)
[02:34.00]冇躝返嚟呀,
[02:36.00] 
[02:36.00]張: (白)
[02:36.00]冇返來就好囉,阿師母……
[02:38.00] 
[02:38.00]閻: (嗔白)
[02:38.00]又叫師母囉,我唔鬼睬你㗎,你叫開我乜嘢呀,
[02:45.00] 
[02:45.00]張: (悟白)
[02:45.00]系,系,系,我叫開你心肝嘛,阿心肝呀心肝,
[02:50.00] 
[02:50.00]閻: (白)
[02:50.00]唔……
[02:51.00] 
[02:51.00]張: (白)
[02:51.00]你個三郎嚟咗啦,
[02:52.00] 
[02:52.00]閻: (白)
[02:52.00]係呀,你捨得躝嚟嘞咩,
[02:57.00] 
[02:57.00](西皮)
[02:57.00]我自覺愁莫禁,
[03:01.00]倚門望盼我情人,
[03:04.00]怨郎負了枕和衾,
[03:08.00]儂未了相思困,
[03:10.50] 
[03:10.50]張: (接唱)
[03:10.50]我蒙姐恩情似海深,
[03:17.00] 
[03:17.00]閻: (插白)
[03:17.00]咪啦,
[03:18.00] 
[03:18.00]張: (接唱)
[03:18.00]小張三,
[03:20.00]風流伴繡衾,
[03:23.00] 
[03:23.00]閻: (插白)
[03:23.00]做乜啫,
[03:24.00] 
[03:24.00]張: (接唱)
[03:24.00]有緣相親,
[03:27.00] 
[03:27.00]閻: (插白)
[03:27.00]哎吔咁鬼肉酸,咪啦,
[03:29.00] 
[03:29.00]張: (接唱)
[03:29.00]偷安慰玉人,
[03:37.00]我情堅似金 (尺),
[03:42.00] 
[03:42.00]閻: (接唱)
[03:42.00]哎吔我怕宋江起妒心,
[03:50.00]佢兇狂又勇敢嘅,
[03:53.00] 
[03:53.00]張: (插白)
[03:53.00]使乜驚啫,
[03:55.00] 
[03:55.00]閻: (接唱)
[03:55.00]為求相親,
[04:02.00]你快將計謀運,
[04:06.50] 
[04:06.50]張: (插白)
[04:06.50]諗計呀,
[04:07.50] 
[04:07.50]閻: (接唱)
[04:07.50]殺之也無憾,
[04:10.00] 
[04:10.00]張: (接唱)
[04:10.00]我心裡驚震 (上),
[04:21.00]唯望靠坤,
[04:25.00]好啦,我實行把計運,
[04:33.50] 
[04:33.50]閻: (接唱)
[04:33.50]咁你趕快實行,
[04:37.50]效鳥同林 (合)
[04:41.00] 
[04:41.00]張: (慰白)
[04:41.00]得喇,你放心啦,
[04:52.00] 
[04:52.00](長句滾花)
[04:52.00]我會扭六壬,
[04:53.50]而且個心夠狠,
[04:56.00]老虎發威唔係人咁品,
[04:59.00]我係鄆城嘅地膽,
[05:01.50]惡過好多人,
[05:03.50]打交就週時冇手震,
[05:06.00]不過念在師徒嘅分上,
[05:09.00]嘻嘻,我凡事都讓師傅佢三分。
[05:20.00]如果佢將你難為,
[05:23.00]我就一腳一拳,
[05:26.00]我重要將佢蝦餃掹;
[05:36.00] 
[05:36.00]閻: (接唱)
[05:36.00]為著我哋兩人嘅幸福,
[05:41.00]對佢都必要辣手狠心。
[05:50.00]我忙把秋波送,
[05:55.00]哎吔一笑便投怀,
[06:03.00]你來,來,來……
[06:07.00] 
[06:07.00]張: (接唱)
[06:07.00]你叫我做乜鬼,
[06:10.50] 
[06:10.50]閻: (接唱)
[06:10.50]共入羅帷親近呀…… (士);
[06:47.00] 
[06:47.00]宋江: (內打退場鼓介,內白)
[06:47.00]列位大人,請了,
[07:16.00] 
[07:16.00](小鑼斷頭)
[07:16.00](京曲四平調)
[07:16.00]大老爺,打罷了,退堂鼓,
[07:30.00]衙前,來了我,宋公明,
[07:44.00]邁步兒,來到,烏龍院 (收)
[08:13.50] 
[08:13.50]街坊甲: (上介念白欖)
[08:13.50]真火滾,真火滾,
[08:16.00]可恨個張三郎,成日咁勾脂粉,
[08:21.50]顛倒就亂倫常,膽敢同個師母有竟轟,
[08:27.50]怪不得話前面有個張三郎,後面宋江追到緊,
[08:35.00]若果俾佢知呀,斬死佢都有分,斬死佢都有分,
[08:44.00] 
[08:44.00]街坊乙: (白欖)
[08:44.00]開講話老人娶少妾,多數都係咁,
[08:49.00]難為宋公明,成日做老襯,
[08:54.00]我哋無謂就理咁多,不若去買酒飲,買酒飲去囉
[08:54.00](雙雙下介)
[09:11.00] 
[09:11.00]宋: (起叫頭驚介京白)
[09:11.00]哎吔,方才這兩人言道,前面走的是張三郎,後面趕的是我宋公明,莫非這個賤人幹了不端之事,(快仄才關目) 且住,常言有道,事非終須有,不聽自然無也,
[09:44.50] 
[09:44.50](京曲四平調下句)
[09:44.50]叫聲大姐你,快開門 (收),
[10:04.00] 
[10:04.00](白)
[10:04.00]開門來,開門來,(高聲) 開門來,
[10:12.00] 
[10:12.00]張: (驚白)
[10:12.00]弊,弊,弊,師傅返嚟添,嚸算,死囉死囉,
[10:16.00] 
[10:16.00]閻: (冷笑白)
[10:16.00]睇你個衰樣,使乜咁慌啫,頭先就揚威耀武,好心你喇,睇下你個樣喇,慌到手騰腳震,哎呀快啲匿埋床底下先喇衰人
[10:28.00] 
[10:28.00]張: (白)
[10:28.00]匿埋床下底呀?
[10:28.00](長鑼鼓匿介)
[10:34.00] 
[10:34.00]宋: (再拍門白)
[10:34.00]大姐,開門,
[10:37.00] 
[10:37.00]閻: (白)
[10:37.00]嚟緊嘞,
[10:38.00] 
[10:38.00]宋: (白)
[10:38.00]唓,乜咁耐㗎,
[10:39.00] 
[10:39.00]閻: (白)
[10:39.00]趕住去投胎咩,咁人哋要著翻件衫至得嘅嘛,拍到地都震埋,撞鬼你咩,開嘞,開嘞,哼,(開門介)
[10:51.00] 
[10:51.00]宋: (白)
[10:51.00]大姐,
[10:52.00] 
[10:52.00]閻: (白)
[10:52.00]姐,姐,姐,我以為邊個添,原來你個死老嘢躝返嚟,笑,笑,笑乜嘢呀你,嘻嘻嘻,鬼同你笑呀,重唔躝入去,
[11:15.00] 
[11:15.00]宋: (入門快仄才口古)
[11:15.00]哈,大姐,乜嚸解我往日回來,你歡天喜地,何以今日大爺歸來,你乜事幹嬲成咁;
[11:30.00] 
[11:30.00]閻: (白)
[11:30.00]乜我好嬲咩,
[11:31.50] 
[11:31.50]宋: (白)
[11:31.50]你睇好似食咗火藥咁,
[11:33.50] 
[11:33.50]閻: (白)
[11:33.50]唔係呀,我冇嬲到呀,
[11:36.50] 
[11:36.50]宋: (白)
[11:36.50]蠄蟝谷氣咁,
[11:38.00] 
[11:38.00]閻: (口古)
[11:38.00]哦,或者個面口木啲唔定㗎喇,開講有話嘞嘛,人各有志,士各有心呀。
[11:48.50] 
[11:48.50]宋: (白)
[11:48.50]系乜呀,咁阿大姐你有乜嘢心事唔舒服呀又,
[11:53.00] 
[11:53.00]閻: (白)
[11:53.00]心事,冇呀,
[11:56.00] 
[11:56.00]宋: (白)
[11:56.00]冇,有啩,我猜下你好嘛,
[12:01.00] 
[12:01.00]閻: (白)
[12:01.00]好呀,
[12:03.00] 
[12:03.00]宋: (白)
[12:03.00]你若無心裡事,何必怒生嗔,
[12:27.00] 
[12:27.00](京曲四平調)
[12:27.00]宋公明,打坐在,烏龍院,
[12:41.00]猜一猜,大姐你,腹內情,
[12:56.00]莫不是,茶飯,不合心,
[13:16.00] 
[13:16.00](白)
[13:16.00]系嘛?
[13:17.00] 
[13:17.00]閻: (白)
[13:17.00]你估錯啦大爺,
[13:20.00] 
[13:20.00]宋: (白)
[13:20.00]嚸估錯呢,
[13:22.00] 
[13:22.00]閻: (白)
[13:22.00]嗱,自從你買我返嚟之後,朝魚晚肉,又嚸會話唔滿意呀,之咁噃,如果個心唔安樂呀,就算食龍肝鳳膽都冇味㗎宋大爺,
[13:41.00] 
[13:41.00]宋: (白)
[13:41.00]咁呀,咁然則唔係呢樣嘢啦,
[13:44.00] 
[13:44.00]閻: (白)
[13:44.00]梗系唔係啦,
[13:46.00] 
[13:46.00]宋: (作沉思白)
[13:46.00]呀,呀,
[13:52.00] 
[13:52.00](京曲四平調)
[13:52.00]莫不是,衣衫,不對你的身,
[14:10.00] 
[14:10.00]閻: (奸笑白)
[14:10.00]哈哈哈哈,哎呀,好心你囉,你又估錯啦大爺,
[14:17.00] 
[14:17.00]宋: (白)
[14:17.00]又唔啱,
[14:18.00] 
[14:18.00]閻: (白)
[14:18.00]嗱,我穿不盡綾羅錦繡,又嚸會話唔喜歡至得㗎,好多謝你添,我好多謝大爺你時時做咁多衫畀過我著,之可惜得物無所用噃,
[14:35.00] 
[14:35.00]宋: (白)
[14:35.00]嚸解呢又,
[14:36.00] 
[14:36.00]閻: (白)
[14:36.00]我好似坐監咁坐,我著畀邊一個睇呀,你話喇,我著畀你個老鬼睇系唔係呀,衰嘢,
[14:44.00] 
[14:44.00]宋: (白)
[14:44.00]咁又唔係啲衣著唔啱你身唔係,
[14:48.00] 
[14:48.00]閻: (怒白)
[14:48.00]梗系唔啱喇,
[14:49.00] 
[14:49.00]宋: (白)
[14:49.00]唔係呢件事,
[14:51.00] 
[14:51.00]閻: (白)
[14:51.00]梗系唔係喇,
[14:53.00] 
[14:53.00]宋: (白)
[14:53.00]呀,呀,
[14:55.00] 
[14:55.00]閻: (白)
[14:55.00]呀,呀,衰嘢
[15:06.00] 
[15:06.00]宋: (京曲四平調)
[15:06.00]莫不是,馬二娘,打罵了你,
[15:25.00] 
[15:25.00]閻: (白)
[15:25.00]哼,真係笑話,我阿媽當我如珠如寶咁對我嘅,又嚸捨得打我呀,又嚸捨得鬧我呀,
[15:36.00] 
[15:36.00]宋: (白)
[15:36.00]咁又唔係,
[15:37.00] 
[15:37.00]閻: (白)
[15:37.00]唔係囉,
[15:39.00] 
[15:39.00]宋: (白)
[15:39.00]又估錯,
[15:40.00] 
[15:40.00]閻: (白)
[15:40.00]估錯囉,
[15:42.00] 
[15:42.00]宋: (作沉思白)
[15:42.00]這不是,那又不是,呀,呀,
[15:50.00] 
[15:50.00]閻: (白)
[15:50.00]哼,
[15:54.00] 
[15:54.00]宋: (京曲四平調)
[15:54.00]莫不是,大姐你,把我嫌憎
[16:08.00] 
[16:08.00]閻: (白)
[16:08.00]哈哈哈,啱曬囉,咳,你猜咁耐而家至猜中我,對嘞,冇錯嘞,你講得好啱嘞,
[16:22.00] 
[16:22.00]宋: (白)
[16:22.00]啱嘞咩,
[16:23.00] 
[16:23.00]閻: (滋油白)
[16:23.00]人生世上,除咗衣食住之外,要有精神寄託至得㗎嘛,呢如果精神冇痛苦就好喇,否則精神有痛苦呀,哼,就算住瓊樓,衣錦繡,食嘅系龍肝鳳膽,都不過如是㗎咋宋大爺,
[16:49.00] 
[16:49.00]宋: (白)
[16:49.00]都唔使咁惡㗎大姐,
[16:53.00] 
[16:53.00]閻: (木魚)
[16:53.00]你都算聰明到絕頂,
[16:58.00] 
[16:58.00]宋: (插白)
[16:58.00]過獎,
[16:59.00] 
[16:59.00]閻: (接唱)
[16:59.00]重厲害過諸葛先生;
[17:05.00] 
[17:05.00]宋: (插白)
[17:05.00]又點呢?
[17:05.00] 
[17:05.00]閻: (接唱)
[17:05.00]嗱,而家你既然系猜中囉,又怕乜對你直陳。
[17:15.00] 
[17:15.00]宋: (插白)
[17:15.00]好啦,講啦,
[17:16.00] 
[17:16.00]閻: (接唱)
[17:16.00]自從你買我歸來,就注定我終身抱恨呀;
[17:26.00]我嘅前程幸福,就喪在你啲萬惡嘅黃金。
[17:32.00]你剝奪我嘅自由,重慘過做監躉;
[17:38.00] 
[17:38.00]宋: (插白)
[17:38.00]係你至好講噃,
[17:39.00] 
[17:39.00]閻: (白)
[17:39.00]你視我為玩品之嘛,
[17:42.50] 
[17:42.50](二王下句)
[17:42.50]開講話施恩勿望報,
[17:46.00]何況你已是有婦嘅使君。
[17:55.50] 
[17:55.50](短序)
[17:55.50]你年紀又不相登
[17:58.50] 
[17:58.50](唱曲)
[17:58.50]都可謂誤己更誤人,
[18:02.00]顯見你係施恩存非分;
[18:15.00] 
[18:15.00]宋: (白)
[18:15.00]啊,原來系咁樣,哈,哈,哈,真係好一個牙尖嘴利嘅閻大姐,
[18:27.00] 
[18:27.00]閻: (滋油白)
[18:27.00]過獎啫,有乜嘢指教呢宋大爺,
[18:33.00] 
[18:33.00]宋: (帶火白)
[18:33.00]我嚸敢教呀,閻惜嬌,
[18:37.00] 
[18:37.00]閻: (帶火白)
[18:37.00]哎吔宋公明,
[18:40.00] 
[18:40.00]宋: (火白)
[18:40.00]閻婆惜,
[18:41.00] 
[18:41.00]閻: (火白)
[18:41.00]宋江,
[18:42.00] 
[18:42.00]宋: (火白)
[18:42.00]我把你個賤人,
[18:43.00] 
[18:43.00]閻: (火白)
[18:43.00]哎吔我把你個老烏龜,
[18:49.00] 
[18:49.00]宋: (重一才的悲憤白)
[18:49.00]哼,估不到我用了不少金錢,只博得就係烏龜王八,咳,宋公明,你真是好人難做了!
[19:20.00] 
[19:20.00](霸腔慢板下句)
[19:20.00]罵一聲,個閻惜嬌,你是個無恥賤人。
[19:41.00]想當年,你為歌女,你淪落他鄉,你嚴親遭病困;
[20:07.00]可憐他,屍難成殮,你要葬父賣身。
[20:27.00] 
[20:27.00](古老中板)
[20:27.00]你跪在長街,你無人問;
[20:37.00]清晨賣到,近黃昏。
[20:47.00]俺宋江我就上前,將你問;
[20:58.00]我贈銀百兩,你葬嚴親。
[21:09.00]可憐你母女兩人,無倚憑;
[21:19.50]我烏龍院內,我養釵裙。
[21:30.50] 
[21:30.50](滾花)
[21:30.50]誰料你負義忘恩,你反將某怨恨;
[21:52.00] 
[21:52.00]閻: (白)
[21:52.00]哎吔使乜生蝦咁跳啫,
[22:01.00] 
[22:01.00](滋油白欖)
[22:01.00]我尊聲阿宋大爺,又何必要咁掹掙,
[22:08.00]須知買賣嘅愛情呀,多數都係咁㗎嘞,
[22:15.00]你自作多情假施恩,又鬼叫你甘心願做老襯咩,
[22:25.00]我與你名分都競全無,又難怪我對你係無情感㗎嘞,
[22:35.00]之不過我話曬都受過你恩,否則我趕你都有分,衰嘢
[22:46.00] 
[22:46.00]宋: (白欖)
[22:46.00]哎呀,人道就青竹蛇蠍口,黃蜂尾後針,
[22:59.00]兩般猶未毒,最毒呢啲婦人心,(一錘)
[23:06.00]我不敢就怨他人,只怨我自己就太過笨,
[23:14.00]我睇你就一定有新歡,唔係你唔會恃成咁,
[23:23.00]居然攪到就趕我誃,喂,我問聲你就烏龍院內邊個系主人呀又
[23:35.00] 
[23:35.00]閻: (冷笑白)
[23:35.00]哈哈,咁就真係笑話嘞
[23:56.00] 
[23:56.00](長句滾花下句)
[23:56.00]呢你咪沙塵,
[23:59.00]我勸你咪沙塵,
[24:02.00]你無權干涉我權衡,
[24:07.00]我縱有新歡你亦難過問,
[24:12.00]雖則是烏龍院內你係主人,
[24:18.00] 
[24:18.00]宋: (插白)
[24:18.00]知咪好囉,
[24:19.00] 
[24:19.00]閻: (接唱)
[24:19.00]之但係此屋今時都冇你分,
[24:24.00]你又記否當年嗰張屋契 (一才),
[24:29.00]分明寫住我係呢一間屋嘅主人。
[24:41.00] 
[24:41.00]宋: (插白)
[24:41.00]唉吔弊,簽咗佢個名添,
[24:46.00] 
[24:46.00]閻: (接唱)
[24:46.00]你被聰明誤 (一才),
[24:51.00]呢那,皆因為你怕老婆,
[24:57.00]請你立即離開,
[24:59.50]免阻我與愛人嚟煙韌呀;
[25:05.00] 
[25:05.00](白)
[25:05.00]誃,誃,
[25:14.00] 
[25:14.00]宋: (重一才大花下句)
[25:14.00]你吞佔樓房都猶可恕,何堪語語你都作逼人。
[25:31.00]我罷,罷,罷,我拂袖而行,從此後我都不聞不問;
[25:31.00](先鋒鈸欲下介)
[25:48.00] 
[25:48.00]閻: (食住攔介白)
[25:48.00]咪住,咪行住,做乜嘢呀你,哦,乜你就咁就算㗎嘞,
[25:54.00] 
[25:54.00]宋: (白)
[25:54.00]到呢個咁嘅時候,撞啱你呢只咁嘅嘢,唔算都要算啦,
[26:01.00] 
[26:01.00]閻: (白)
[26:01.00]真係好笑嘞又,
[26:06.00] 
[26:06.00](三腳凳)
[26:06.00]你口講都無憑據,須知口講又實無憑。
[26:15.00] 
[26:15.00]宋: (接唱)
[26:15.00]丈夫就一諾千金,試問如何方信任;
[26:23.00] 
[26:23.00]閻: (接唱)
[26:23.00]呢除非你肯誓願,
[26:27.00] 
[26:27.00]宋: (食一才白)
[26:27.00]呸,真係笑話啦你,我宋江一不為非,二不作歹,咳,你唔好逼人咄咄噃,要我誓願,
[26:38.00] 
[26:38.00](接唱)
[26:38.00]誓願我萬萬不能。
[26:42.00] 
[26:42.00]閻: (白)
[26:42.00]我識穿你槓嘢嘞宋江,
[26:49.00] 
[26:49.00]宋: (白)
[26:49.00]識穿我乜呀,
[26:55.00] 
[26:55.00]閻: (滾花)
[26:55.00]你梗系捨不得華廈與佳人,(一才) 所以我要你誓願你都唔敢;
[27:09.00] 
[27:09.00]宋: (白)
[27:09.00]我呸,
[27:16.00] 
[27:16.00](快點下句)
[27:16.00]連忙跪在地埃塵。
[27:20.00]倘若是公明將你恨;
[27:23.00]黃沙蓋面身首相分。
[27:27.00] 
[27:27.00](滾花)
[27:27.00]我拂袖而行,我就高飛遠引;
[27:27.00](頓足下忘帶公文袋介)
[27:39.00] 
[27:39.00]閻: (白)
[27:39.00]喂,乜咁快就誃嘞,好行夾唔送囉噃,
[27:44.50] 
[27:44.50]宋: (白)
[27:44.50]我呸
[27:46.00] 
[27:46.00]閻: (白)
[27:46.00]得閒嚟坐啦,我重唔裝到你個宋江,激一激你咋,你個衰嘢就誃唔徹嘞,連屋你都唔愛啦,好,一安二樂,我不單只揾元寶蠟燭送你個衰神誃呀,我重要揾碌柚葉淨過曬間屋先至得㗎真係,(向內介) ……哎呀三郎呢,三郎,三郎呀,啋,撞鬼你咩,乜你度度都唔匿,匿正系個屎桶側邊啫,做乜嘢你,好驚呀你,
[28:34.00] 
[28:34.00]張: (快云云閃上介白)
[28:34.00]唔驚,唔驚,使乜驚啫,使乜驚啫,不過免吵啫,喂,噓……走咗啦,
[28:43.00] 
[28:43.00]閻: (白)
[28:43.00]走咗嘞,
[28:45.00] 
[28:45.00]張: (白)
[28:45.00]走咗就好囉,
[28:50.00] 
[28:50.00]閻: (一才快仄才見袋介白)
[28:50.00]咦,個衰公漏咗個公文袋喺度添,等我睇嚇裡面有乜嘢先咋,(介) 哦,原來有二兩黃金,一封書信噃,好,等我拆開封信睇下講乜嘢至得,(拆信一路看一路笑介) 哈哈哈哈,
[29:18.00] 
[29:18.00]張: (口古)
[29:18.00]唓,做乜嘢,乜嘢信呀,嚸解你一路睇一路笑咁嘅,究竟因何底蘊呀;
[29:23.00] 
[29:23.00]閻: (口古)
[29:23.00]三郎,你知唔知啫,原來個死老坑呀,佢不知生死噃,居然咁大膽,私通梁山嗰班賊人噃。
[29:33.00] 
[29:33.00]張: (一才白)
[29:33.00]嗄,真嘅,
[29:34.00] 
[29:34.00]閻: (白)
[29:34.00]你拎封信去睇真下啦,
[29:36.00] 
[29:36.00]張: (白)
[29:36.00]俾我睇過,
[29:47.00] 
[29:47.00](大喜介滾花下句)
[29:47.00]好嘞,好嘞,呢回俾我摣住佢嗰只痛腳,可以同你日夜講心。
[29:59.00]佢嘅通賊信,在我掌中,怕乜嘢打開嗰度房門,同你公開煙韌呀;
[30:15.00] 
[30:15.00](白)
[30:15.00]打開門,
[30:27.00] 
[30:27.00]宋: (白)
[30:27.00]唉吔,響邊處?
[30:46.00] 
[30:46.00](鑼邊花倉惶上介大花下句)
[30:46.00]我憶密函,曾失落,我都不覺暗裡驚心。
[31:03.00]待我重返烏龍院中,待我細細根查,驚怕事發東窗,就會罹劫運;
[31:33.00] 
[31:33.00](入門一見作怒視介)
[31:33.00]閻: (白)
[31:33.00]咦,哎吔你又話唔返嚟嘅,嚸解而家你又返嚟呀,
[31:41.00] 
[31:41.00]宋: (白)
[31:41.00]乜我返嚟你好驚咩,
[31:43.00] 
[31:43.00]閻: (白)
[31:43.00]驚乜嘢驚,我睇死你㗎啦宋江,我老早話你梗系唔捨得我㗎啦,居然返嚟嘞咩,
[31:56.00] 
[31:56.00]宋: (火介口古)
[31:56.00]我嚟話畀你聽,我之所以返嚟,我唔係因你,我因為漏咗多少東西,呢件事幹系非常要緊嘅;
[32:09.00] 
[32:09.00]閻: (滋油口古)
[32:09.00]我知,你遺下咗個公文袋之嘛,又使乜咁緊張啫,
[32:17.00] 
[32:17.00]宋: (白)
[32:17.00]乜唔緊張呀,
[32:18.50] 
[32:18.50]閻: (口古)
[32:18.50]裡面重有黃金二兩,
[32:21.00] 
[32:21.00]宋: (白)
[32:21.00]乜你睇過添呀,
[32:22.00] 
[32:22.00]閻: (口古)
[32:22.00]系定啦,重有一封書文添噃。
[32:27.00] 
[32:27.00]宋: (口古)
[32:27.00]弊啦,阿大姐你睇過就好啦,咁,阿大姐,裡面嗰二兩黃金我唔要嘞,只求你畀番封書過我,嗰二兩黃金,我就算俾過大姐你買脂粉好嘛;
[32:50.00] 
[32:50.00]閻: (白)
[32:50.00]哼,哼,乜你想愛番封信咩,
[32:54.00] 
[32:54.00]宋: (白)
[32:54.00]系囉,
[32:56.00] 
[32:56.00]閻: (白)
[32:56.00]有條件個噃,
[32:59.00] 
[32:59.00]張: (口古)
[32:59.00]冇錯嘞,實行要講妥數口至好交畀佢呀,千祈唔好受佢坤。
[33:16.00] 
[33:16.00]宋: (重一才大花下句)
[33:16.00]我罵一句張三小輩,你都莫謂眼底無人。
[33:31.00]你嘅虧心事,你重敗倫常,哎吔,你又想試爺爺呢一把利刃呀;
[33:31.00](重一才拔匕插抬介)
[33:48.00] 
[33:48.00]張: (食住重一才突地驚白)
[33:48.00]唔好呀 (匆忙下介)
[33:50.00] 
[33:50.00]閻: (白)
[33:50.00]撞鬼你乜,做乜嘢啫,
[34:00.00] 
[34:00.00]宋: (口古)
[34:00.00]哼,畀唔畀嗰封書嚟,我話畀你聽呀,你精精地將封書畀翻過我,唔係我殺咗你都有分㗎;
[34:20.00] 
[34:20.00]閻: (口古)
[34:20.00]得呀,我有條件嘅,我要你寫休書,解除咗同居嘅關係,我方能交換書文。
[34:34.00] 
[34:34.00]宋: (火口古)
[34:34.00]哎吔,乜你要我寫休書,混你個帳,想我宋江一生人,一不休妻,我二不棄妾,你迫我嚟寫休書,我都勢難答允;
[34:55.50] 
[34:55.50]閻: (滋油白)
[34:55.50]好啦使乜咁緊張啫,唔答允唔係罷囉,哎吔,算啦,請呀 (欲下介)
[35:06.00] 
[35:06.00]宋: (先鋒鈸攔介白)
[35:06.00]你去邊處你?
[35:08.00] 
[35:08.00]閻: (白)
[35:08.00]我去休息瞓覺囉,
[35:14.00] 
[35:14.00]宋: (白)
[35:14.00]瞓覺,咁你唔理我囉噃系嘛,
[35:17.00] 
[35:17.00]閻: (白)
[35:17.00]你唔肯寫唔係算囉,無謂啦,
[35:21.00] 
[35:21.00]宋: (半句口古)
[35:21.00]喂,大姐,縱使間我寫畀你,都唔得㗎,你睇堂前都無筆墨,
[35:32.00] 
[35:32.00]閻: (白)
[35:32.00]哦,你想揾筆墨之嘛,已經準備好嘞,
[35:37.00] 
[35:37.00]宋: (接口古)
[35:37.00]哎吔,乜你真係有㗎,唉吔,哦,原來你個衰嘢都早有此心。
[35:49.50] 
[35:49.50]閻: (白)
[35:49.50]你估
[35:56.00] 
[35:56.00](連環扣)
[35:56.00]你大我廿歲不相登,
[36:00.00]以偽善去欺人,
[36:04.00]我真真生怒憤,
[36:07.00]就算我還恩同居求護蔭,
[36:14.00]你為乜嘢要誤人,
[36:19.00] 
[36:19.00]宋: (接唱)
[36:19.00]你令我怒氣火燒心,
[36:24.00]悔我誤做了好人,
[36:28.00]不該將你護蔭,
[36:31.00]施恩贏得你嘅良心全盡泯,
[36:38.00]你把丈夫當仇人,
[36:43.00] 
[36:43.00]閻: (接唱)
[36:43.00]我啋,
[36:45.00]黃金存心占得佳人,
[36:50.00]我與你同居都無名分,
[36:55.00]幸福又靠誰人,
[36:59.00] 
[36:59.00]宋: (接唱)
[36:59.00]我望求尚記一點恩,
[37:03.00] 
[37:03.00]閻: (接唱)
[37:03.00]我實行要另嫁三郎,
[37:08.00]快相分
[37:12.00] 
[37:12.00]宋: (白)
[37:12.00]唉吔,
[37:21.50] 
[37:21.50](反線中板)
[37:21.50]我切齒恨,
[37:26.00]你呢個淫娃,
[37:34.00]今日一旦恩將仇報,
[37:41.00]竟改嫁文遠,
[37:48.00]嗰個小畜牲。
[37:57.00]你顛倒亂倫常,
[38:11.00]我嘅面目嘆無光,
[38:17.00]今日枉種善因,
[38:24.00]今日徒得恨;
[38:33.00]你迫我寫休書,
[38:46.50]哀莫大於心死,
[38:53.00]可嘆你一意,
[39:00.00]你就孤行。
[39:09.00]今日我更恨你個賤人,
[39:23.00]你呢種潑辣嘅心腸,
[39:30.00]你真正狼兇太毒狠;
[39:46.00]我本把你一刀呀,
[39:50.50]身首相分,
[39:59.00]可奈我昂藏七尺,
[40:06.00]不忍做出煮鶴焚琴。
[40:22.00] 
[40:22.00](直轉滾花)
[40:22.00]我含怒火,我迫作寫休書,
[40:34.00] 
[40:34.00]閻: (白)
[40:34.00]系寫你就快啲寫啦,你做乜嘢啫,
[40:37.00] 
[40:37.00]宋: (白)
[40:37.00]使乜咁快,你而家趕住去死呀你,
[40:42.00] 
[40:42.00](接唱)
[40:42.00]我為換呢封密函,都要共你斬斷名和分;
[41:17.00] 
[41:17.00](白)
[41:17.00]嗱,
[41:18.00] 
[41:18.00]閻: (白)
[41:18.00]睇過,重差一樣噃,嗱,你都未曾打手指模呀,唔該你打埋手指模先啦,
[41:34.00] 
[41:34.00]宋: (白)
[41:34.00]哎吔,你呢只衰嘢認真叻,連打手指模你都曉,
[41:42.00] 
[41:42.00]閻: (白)
[41:42.00]快啲嘞,我唔同你講咁多,快啲打埋佢啦,
[41:45.00] 
[41:45.00]宋: (白)
[41:45.00]唔使啦啩,
[41:47.00] 
[41:47.00]閻: (白)
[41:47.00]乜唔使呀,快啲嘞,
[41:50.00] 
[41:50.00]宋: (口古)
[41:50.00]嗱,打埋畀你嘞,嗱,立即交番封書函,話畀你聽,呢笪地方我唔想喺處多留一陣呀;
[42:10.00] 
[42:10.00]閻: (口古)
[42:10.00]哎吔,真係對唔住囉宋大爺,嗱,而家我書函又攞咗啦,休書又得咗啦,你想取回封書信,我唔該你去衙中見大人啦。
[42:30.00] 
[42:30.00]宋: (火介先鋒鈸白欖)
[42:30.00]罵賤人,罵賤人,你就心太狠,
[42:33.00]你不交信,你就要亡身,要亡身 (鑼鼓介)
[42:39.00] 
[42:39.00]閻: (白欖)
[42:39.00]罵句宋公明,你膽子都大得很,
[42:42.00]竟將儂嚟欺騙,你想死定想生,你想死定想生
[42:51.00] 
[42:51.00]宋: (快點下句)
[42:51.00]嬌花無信太欺人。
[42:53.50]我怒舉鋼刀,
[42:56.50] 
[42:56.50](滾花)
[42:56.50]我將你來手刃;
[43:03.00] 
[43:03.00](快雁兒落)
[43:03.00]閻: (白)
[43:03.00]喂,你做乜呀,哎呀,哎呀,哎呀,
[43:20.00] 
[43:20.00]宋: (白)
[43:20.00]重唔死,重唔死,(三笑介) 哈哈,哈哈,呵哈哈哈,
[43:41.00] 
[43:41.00](滾花下句)
[43:41.00]我且到公堂來自首,正系丈夫做事,我決不禍及他人。
[44:03.00]