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 [ti:下卷]
 [ar:羅家寶 林小群]
 [al:蘇小妹三難新郎]
 [au:楊子靜]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]蘇小妹三難新郎下卷
[00:00.00]羅家寶 林小群演唱
[00:00.00]楊子靜撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:00.50]旦: (木魚)
[00:00.50]窗前月，
[00:05.50]冷清清；
[00:10.50]照不見銀台絳蠟，照不見翠袖雲屏。
[00:23.50]只為你高掛天空，驕矜成性；
[00:34.00]但遇浮雲掩蔽，你卻不及閃爍春星。
[00:47.50]唯問伐桂吳剛，何時才得息影；
[01:00.00]是你誤人誤己，自恃冰雪聰明。
[01:18.00] 
[01:18.00]生: (白)
[01:18.00]句句都好似針咁拮過來嘍，我都講番幾句先
[01:46.50] 
[01:46.50](南音)
[01:46.50]窗前月，
[01:56.50]雖則冷清清；
[02:07.00]有人閉門獨坐，一樣嘆孤零。
[02:27.00]知否一刻千金，良宵不永；
[02:45.00]何以你鵲橋自毀，隔絕了雙星。
[03:03.00]望你方便開門，讓我好添雅興；
[03:21.00]自然文思大暢，可把對聯完成 (拉腔收)。
[03:43.50] 
[03:43.50](白)
[03:43.50]小姐呀，開門先啦
[03:50.50] 
[03:50.50]旦: (白)
[03:50.50]相公呀
[03:52.50] 
[03:52.50](石榴花中板)
[03:52.50]那七言句，你對得工整，
[03:56.50]我開門你，美酒相敬，
[04:01.00]你若對不通，
[04:04.50] 
[04:04.50]生: (白)
[04:04.50]點呀？
[04:05.50] 
[04:05.50]旦: (接唱)
[04:05.50]我絕不徇情
[04:13.50] 
[04:13.50](白)
[04:13.50]相公呀，嗱，你係處慢慢想嚇先喇
[04:20.50] 
[04:20.50]生: (白)
[04:20.50]咁你呢？
[04:21.50] 
[04:21.50]旦: (白)
[04:21.50]我呀？我入去裡邊休息喇
[04:29.00] 
[04:29.00]生: (白)
[04:29.00]喂，小姐呀，小姐
[04:41.00] 
[04:41.00]芸香: (白)
[04:41.00]貴人，剛才你唔係話過，你話吟詩作對系易如反掌啫，咁你重唔快啲交卷？
[04:53.50] 
[04:53.50]生: (白)
[04:53.50]催命鬼咁樣，你急乜嘢啫？重有大把時候呀
[04:58.50] 
[04:58.50]芸香: (白)
[04:58.50]唉吔，時候就唔早㗎喇，都就快三更囉，不如咁呀嗱，
[05:05.00] 
[05:05.00]生: (白)
[05:05.00]點呀？
[05:06.00] 
[05:06.00]芸香: (白)
[05:06.00]等我同你交啦！
[05:07.50] 
[05:07.50]生: (白)
[05:07.50]你同我交！交乜嘢呀？
[05:10.50] 
[05:10.50]芸香: (白)
[05:10.50]交白卷囉
[05:13.50] 
[05:13.50]生: (白)
[05:13.50]我唔交又點呀？
[05:15.00] 
[05:15.00]芸香: (白)
[05:15.00]唔交添呀，哦，咁交唔交就由在你嘅啫，如果唔交呢？飲啖銀杯清茶，返回書齋，明晚再來考過啦
[05:32.50] 
[05:32.50]生: (白)
[05:32.50]聽晚再來考過？
[05:34.00] 
[05:34.00]芸香: (白)
[05:34.00]唔
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00]生: (白)
[05:35.00]等我再想嚇添啦
[05:37.00] 
[05:37.00]芸香: (白)
[05:37.00]唉吔，我又唔等得咁耐㗎喇
[05:40.50] 
[05:40.50]生: (白)
[05:40.50]你唔等得呀？我教你啦
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]芸香: (白)
[05:42.50]點呀？點呀？
[05:43.50] 
[05:43.50]生: (白)
[05:43.50]入去睏覺再出嚟攞啦，去啦
[05:45.50] 
[05:45.50]芸香: (白)
[05:45.50]哦，咁就最好啦，咁就我走先喇嚇，我走喇，貴人呀，你就慢慢想，慢慢寫喇嚇
[06:01.00] 
[06:01.00]生: (托白)
[06:01.00]行啦
[06:32.00] 
[06:32.00](七字句中板)
[06:32.00]我唯有凝神靜氣，苦思維。
[06:55.00]步入花蔭，和柳底；
[07:16.00]希望靈機觸動，助我解決難題。
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50](念白)
[07:45.50]閉門推出窗前月
[07:49.00] 
[07:49.00](接唱)
[07:49.00]什麼東西，牽人衣袂；
[08:05.00]莫非花神柳妖，也笑我才低。
[08:35.00] 
[08:35.00](花)
[08:35.00]枉稱筆掃千軍，卻難敵蘇家小妹；
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50](白)
[08:47.50]閉門推出窗前月，閉門推出窗前月，阿祥呀
[08:54.50] 
[08:54.50]阿祥: (白)
[08:54.50]嚇？
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50]生: (白)
[08:56.50]誰個叫你跟著我後邊鬼鬼祟祟？
[09:02.00] 
[09:02.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:02.00]唔係呀，相公，頭先芸香姐話，恐怕相公今晚要係花園露宿，叫我阿祥左右跟隨喎，系嘅，我真唔解相公你喇，今晚花燭洞房，點解唔早的入新房安睡啫，嚇？
[09:18.00] 
[09:18.00]生: (白)
[09:18.00]哎哎哎，唏唏，因為我怕新房太熱，所以出嚟散步片時呀
[09:25.50] 
[09:25.50]阿祥: (白)
[09:25.50]哦，太熱呀
[09:27.50] 
[09:27.50]生: (白)
[09:27.50]好熱呀
[09:28.50] 
[09:28.50]阿祥: (白)
[09:28.50]哎哎，我又唔覺得熱呀又
[09:30.00] 
[09:30.00]生: (白)
[09:30.00]攞把扇畀我
[09:31.00] 
[09:31.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:31.00]邊道有扇呀？
[09:31.50] 
[09:31.50]生: (白)
[09:31.50]入去攞把嚟啦
[09:33.00] 
[09:33.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:33.00]哦，哎，有喇，有喇，有喇，唉吔，相公呀，乜你自己有扇都唔知道㗎？
[09:41.50] 
[09:41.50]生: (白)
[09:41.50]系邊道呀？
[09:42.00] 
[09:42.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:42.00]嗱
[09:43.00] 
[09:43.00]生: (白)
[09:43.00]唏
[09:44.00] 
[09:44.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:44.00]哇，你越撥越多汗嘅喂
[09:47.50] 
[09:47.50](花)
[09:47.50]三月春宵涼似水，相公何以汗淋漓。
[09:56.50] 
[09:56.50]生: (白)
[09:56.50]三月？唔係三月，系窗前月，三月！
[10:01.00] 
[10:01.00]阿祥: (接唱)
[10:01.00]看他行不定，坐不寧，似有滿懷心事；
[10:13.50] 
[10:13.50](白)
[10:13.50]相公呀，乜嘢窗前月呀，呢道系花園嚟噃，又冇窗戶呀
[10:20.50] 
[10:20.50]生: (白)
[10:20.50]蠢材，識得乜嘢呀你，入去斟杯濃茶出嚟等相公一振精神
[10:26.50] 
[10:26.50]阿祥: (白)
[10:26.50]飲濃茶嚇？
[10:27.00] 
[10:27.00]生: (白)
[10:27.00]系
[10:28.00] 
[10:28.00]阿祥: (白)
[10:28.00]待陣呀嚇！哎，相公呀，你睇，而家更深夜靜，人人都睏曬喇，邊道有濃茶㗎？冇㗎喇
[10:38.50] 
[10:38.50]生: (白)
[10:38.50]入去斟杯出嚟啦
[10:40.50] 
[10:40.50]阿祥: (白)
[10:40.50]啊，有喇有喇，相公呀，芸香姐話，小姐房內有銀杯清茶，等我撚來你解渴嚇
[10:53.00] 
[10:53.00]生: (白)
[10:53.00]唔要，我唔飲銀杯清茶，我要飲玉杯美酒嘅
[10:59.00] 
[10:59.00]阿祥: (白)
[10:59.00]飲玉杯美酒呀，唉吔，咁我就唔敢攞喇，請相公你自己去問小姐攞啦
[11:07.50] 
[11:07.50]生: (白)
[11:07.50]嚇，豈有此理哇，我剛剛想到一個好對子，被你呢個蠢材出嚟絮絮叨叨，同我含浜冷趕走曬
[11:18.00] 
[11:18.00]阿祥: (白)
[11:18.00]哎，原來相公咁辛苦就為咗對對呀？哎，相公呀，對乜嘢對，講畀我聽呀
[11:27.00] 
[11:27.00]生: (白)
[11:27.00]閉門推出窗前月
[11:29.50] 
[11:29.50]阿祥: (白)
[11:29.50]閉門推出窗前月？哎，咁唔即係閂埋道門，拱個月出去啫？唏，乜咁淺你都惗唔到呀？我唔駛惗都有呀
[11:43.00] 
[11:43.00]生: (白)
[11:43.00]乜嘢話？你都有？哼
[11:46.50] 
[11:46.50]阿祥: (白)
[11:46.50]相公呀，我跟咗相公咁耐，頭頭尾尾都執番多少啦，嗱，佢嘅上聯繫閉門推出窗前月，阿嘛，我呢個下聯呢
[11:59.00] 
[11:59.00]生: (白)
[11:59.00]乜嘢呀，講嚟我聽嚇
[12:01.50] 
[12:01.50]阿祥: (白)
[12:01.50]飲水沖開塞心肝，咁唔係夠好啦
[12:05.50] 
[12:05.50]生: (白)
[12:05.50]多嘴，走，走，滾，唉吔，三更添喇，唉
[12:23.50] 
[12:23.50](快板)
[12:23.50]惱人又是三更天。
[12:26.50]心越急時夜越短；
[12:29.50]千金一刻再難延。
[12:32.50] 
[12:32.50](花)
[12:32.50]弊啦，對聯未成，真使我心忙意亂；
[12:48.50] 
[12:48.50](白)
[12:48.50]我把你個窗前月呀，你個多事月，你個俏皮月
[13:00.00] 
[13:00.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[13:00.00]你在碧海青天，能無孤淒之怨，
[13:07.00]說甚多情天方便，因何阻我璧合珠聯，
[13:13.50]累我露立中宵，詩腸都柔斷，
[13:20.50]折磨才子氣，尚未得伴嬋娟，
[13:29.00] 
[13:29.00](白)
[13:29.00]小妹呀小妹，今晚夜乃是你我嘅佳期，你不該出一個絕對來難我，對對不通還是小事，如果日後傳揚出外，被我三學中嘅書友知道，唉，多難為情呀，
[13:51.50] 
[13:51.50](接唱)
[13:51.50]閉門推出窗前月
[14:03.00] 
[14:03.00]阿祥: (念白)
[14:03.00]新娘子設下難題，秦相公唸到發迷，蘇東坡錦囊授計，阿祥我白馬解圍呀
[14:26.00] 
[14:26.00]生: (白)
[14:26.00]唏，
[14:31.50] 
[14:31.50](戀檀中板板面)
[14:31.50]是誰個令人厭，
[14:34.00]投石落水，水花飛濺，
[14:37.00]濕我袍角襟前
[14:49.50] 
[14:49.50](花)
[14:49.50]只見池中月，蕩漾不圓，水底天波光瀲灩；
[15:06.00] 
[15:06.00](白)
[15:06.00]窗前月，池中月，水底天，
[15:13.50] 
[15:13.50](接唱)
[15:13.50]佢出嘅系閉門推出窗前月，是誰人投石沖開水底天。
[15:28.00]窗前月，水底天，觸動靈機，立刻交卷，嗚啦嗚啦；
[15:46.00] 
[15:46.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:46.00]哈哈哈哈
[15:48.00] 
[15:48.00]生: (白)
[15:48.00]笑乜嘢？笑乜嘢呀？
[15:49.00] 
[15:49.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:49.00]冇，哎，笑賀阿相公交卷呀嘛
[15:52.00] 
[15:52.00]生: (白)
[15:52.00]你點知呀？
[15:53.00] 
[15:53.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:53.00]乜唔知呀，相公你唔係講，
[15:55.50] 
[15:55.50](念白)
[15:55.50]窗前月，水底天，觸動靈機，立刻交卷，嗚啦嗚啦
[16:11.00] 
[16:11.00](白)
[16:11.00]哈哈哈哈
[16:13.00] 
[16:13.00]生: (白)
[16:13.00]可知我福至心靈，
[16:14.50] 
[16:14.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:14.50]天從人願呀，
[16:16.00] 
[16:16.00]生: (白)
[16:16.00]笑話，文章妙手偶得，非關天助，天
[16:20.50] 
[16:20.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:20.50]對啦，對啦，非關天助，事在人為
[16:27.00] 
[16:27.00]生: (白)
[16:27.00]嚇，哦，唔通，投石沖開水底天嘅，就係，
[16:31.50] 
[16:31.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:31.50]就係蠢材所干呀，相公
[16:35.00] 
[16:35.00]生: (白)
[16:35.00]唔蠢唔蠢，叻仔添，好吧，聽朝有得打
[16:39.50] 
[16:39.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:39.50]嚇，乜重要得打呀？相公
[16:42.50] 
[16:42.50]生: (白)
[16:42.50]打賞呀
[16:43.50] 
[16:43.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:43.50]哦，打賞，咁賞的乜嘢呢？
[16:46.50] 
[16:46.50]生: (白)
[16:46.50]賞你利是一封，金錢三個啦
[16:49.50] 
[16:49.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:49.50]賞利是一封，金錢三個，哎，乜得三個錢咋？
[16:56.50] 
[16:56.50]生: (白)
[16:56.50]嫌少呀？
[16:57.50] 
[16:57.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:57.50]唔係嫌少，不過難分啲啫
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]生: (白)
[17:00.00]點解難分呢？
[17:01.00] 
[17:01.00]阿祥: (白)
[17:01.00]嗱，兩個人分三個錢，咁點分呀？阿你教我喇又
[17:06.00] 
[17:06.00]生: (白)
[17:06.00]兩個人？邊兩個人呀？
[17:08.50] 
[17:08.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:08.50]相公呀，你唔知道㗎喇，嗱，呢個就笨人出手啦，重有一個精人出口㗎嘛
[17:16.00] 
[17:16.00]生: (白)
[17:16.00]他是誰人？
[17:17.00] 
[17:17.00]阿祥: (白)
[17:17.00]他，他就是夫人嘅哥哥，相公嘅大舅，當今翰林學士蘇東坡！
[17:26.00] 
[17:26.00]生: (白)
[17:26.00]哦，系佢
[17:27.50] 
[17:27.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:27.50]系佢呀相公，嗱，閉門推出窗前月，七字聯成，本來就係好淺嘅啫，我見你成晚對呀，對呀，對來對去都無辭以對，急到一頭煙，咁我就講畀蘇相公聽咯喎，你估佢點呀？
[17:46.00] 
[17:46.00]生: (白)
[17:46.00]點呀？
[17:46.50] 
[17:46.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:46.50]佢就交畀我一塊瓦片，佢叫我水中投石，佢話聽見泵一聲，包你豁然開朗，浮想聯翩呀
[17:58.50] 
[17:58.50]生: (白)
[17:58.50]啊，原來如此
[18:03.00] 
[18:03.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:03.00]原來如此
[18:05.00] 
[18:05.00]生: (白)
[18:05.00]多嘴
[18:06.00] 
[18:06.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:06.00]唏唏，相公呀，而家你唔駛我喇嘛？
[18:08.00] 
[18:08.00]生: (白)
[18:08.00]唔駛你喇！
[18:08.50] 
[18:08.50]阿祥: (白)
[18:08.50]嗱，咁我去睏覺咯喎
[18:09.50] 
[18:09.50]生: (白)
[18:09.50]你去睏覺啦！你去啦
[18:10.00] 
[18:10.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:10.00]咁我去睏覺啦嚇，哎，相公呀，記住嚟噃，聽朝一早，我就要雙封㗎
[18:16.00] 
[18:16.00]生: (白)
[18:16.00]乜嘢哇？
[18:16.50] 
[18:16.50]阿祥: (白)
[18:16.50]利是呀嘛
[18:17.50] 
[18:17.50]生: (白)
[18:17.50]得喇，去睏覺啦！
[18:19.00] 
[18:19.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:19.00]嗱，咁我去睏覺喇嚇，
[18:20.50] 
[18:20.50](念白)
[18:20.50]窗前月，水底天，觸動靈機，我立刻睏覺，嗚啦嗚啦
[18:45.00] 
[18:45.00]生: (花)
[18:45.00]多謝東坡來指點，大好文章本天然。
[18:53.50]去飲玉液瓊漿，立向試官交卷；
[19:13.00]小姐你捧杯來迎接，莫非已知我奏凱歸旋。
[19:20.50] 
[19:20.50]旦: (接唱)
[19:20.50]我突聞池水響聲，擔心你對對不成，會自尋短見；
[19:31.00] 
[19:31.00]生: (白)
[19:31.00]哦，原來你會以為我對你嘅對聯對唔出會投水自盡呀
[19:39.00] 
[19:39.00]旦: (白)
[19:39.00]系頂啦
[19:40.50] 
[19:40.50]生: (白)
[19:40.50]咁你太睇小人喇你
[19:43.00] 
[19:43.00](接唱)
[19:43.00]實在你一出對頭，我經已想好對尾㗎喇，不過現在才歡喜對你明言咋。
[19:54.50] 
[19:54.50]旦: (接唱)
[19:54.50]如此敏捷才思，真是世間罕見；
[20:04.00] 
[20:04.00]生: (接唱)
[20:04.00]嗱，你嘅上聯繫閉門推出窗前月，我嘅下聯繫投石沖開水底天
[20:18.00] 
[20:18.00](白)
[20:18.00]你話通不通，妙不妙呀
[20:22.00] 
[20:22.00]旦: (白)
[20:22.00]閉門推出窗前月，投石沖開水底天，果然是功力適敵，天衣無縫，相公真不愧一代才人喇
[20:42.00] 
[20:42.00]生: (白)
[20:42.00]一代才人？一代呆人啫啩
[20:45.50] 
[20:45.50]旦: (白)
[20:45.50]唔係呆人，系才人呀相公，嗱，若非是才人，又點會話頭醒尾，一點就明呢？
[21:00.00] 
[21:00.00]生: (白)
[21:00.00]才人也好，呆人也好，如果三則難題，今晚夜我答不上來，就要在花園露宿，受那寒露風侵，如果染上疾病呀，聽朝你要來抬人呀
[21:16.50] 
[21:16.50]旦: (白)
[21:16.50]如此說，我觸犯了相公啦，好，待奴請罪就是，相公幸勿見怪
[21:31.00] 
[21:31.00]生: (白)
[21:31.00]哈哈哈
[21:36.00] 
[21:36.00](雙飛蝴蝶)
[21:36.00]雲破月光明，
[21:40.50]眼底清輝花弄影，
[21:47.00] 
[21:47.00]旦: (接唱)
[21:47.00]攜手步中庭，
[21:51.50]青天碧海看雙星，
[21:58.00] 
[21:58.00]生: (接唱)
[21:58.00]今宵喜過殿試簪花慶，
[22:05.00] 
[22:05.00]旦: (接唱)
[22:05.00]玉杯佳釀合當相敬，
[22:12.50] 
[22:12.50]生: (接唱)
[22:12.50]與卿卿肝膽相傾，
[22:19.00] 
[22:19.00]旦: (接唱)
[22:19.00]孟光舉案偕同命，
[22:23.00] 
[22:23.00]生: (接唱)
[22:23.00]小生感銘，
[22:26.50]舉杯邀月最怡情，
[22:30.50] 
[22:30.50]旦: (接唱)
[22:30.50]千秋佳話永留名，
[22:34.00] 
[22:34.00]生、旦: (同唱)
[22:34.00]人間多美景
[22:41.50]