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 [ti:蘇小妹四難新郎]
 [ar:白駒榮 李雪芳]
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 [au:歐漢扶]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]蘇小妹四難新郎
[00:00.00]白駒榮 李雪芳演唱
[00:00.00]歐漢扶 (最懶人) 撰曲
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[00:00.00]生: (白)
[00:00.00]今晚淒涼夜長,企到腳都大咗咯,好採僥倖對得通,有入得之門也唧,大妗起身斟茶姑爺呀
[00:12.50] 
[00:12.50]旦: (白)
[00:12.50]你咁滋油,咁沙塵呀嚇
[00:16.00] 
[00:16.00]生: (白)
[00:16.00]應份喇
[00:17.50] 
[00:17.50]旦: (中板)
[00:17.50]方才個只對聯,
[00:25.00]一定請幫手;
[00:33.50] 
[00:33.50]生: (接唱)
[00:33.50]咁就斷冇話咁兒戲,
[00:42.00]不過多得舊石頭。
[00:50.50] 
[00:50.50]旦: (接唱)
[00:50.50]你重話八斗才高,
[00:58.50] 
[00:58.50]生: (接唱)
[00:58.50]唔係講誇口;
[01:07.00]成文快同系倚馬,
[01:16.00] 
[01:16.00]旦: (接唱)
[01:16.00]我話快過倚牛。
[01:24.50]重要再難嚇呢位系才子,
[01:32.50]煩勞再考究;
[01:38.50] 
[01:38.50]生: (白)
[01:38.50]嚇又嚟呀?
[01:41.00] 
[01:41.00](轉花)
[01:41.00]你已經試再試三,
[01:48.00] 
[01:48.00](白)
[01:48.00]哦,而家又落四呀
[01:49.50] 
[01:49.50](接唱)
[01:49.50]今晚呢個新郎哥,咁就的確纏冇哂手。
[02:02.50] 
[02:02.50](白)
[02:02.50]乜你出完一櫳又試一櫳呀
[02:05.50] 
[02:05.50]旦: (白)
[02:05.50]我重有打燈謎你猜,猜唔到喇,你休想近我呀
[02:14.00] 
[02:14.00]生: (白)
[02:14.00]係咯,冇法咯,大人有命呢噉又焉敢違抗呢又,點呀
[02:20.50] 
[02:20.50]旦: (白)
[02:20.50]你聽住嚟
[02:22.00] 
[02:22.00]生: (白)
[02:22.00]唔,你講喇
[02:23.50] 
[02:23.50]旦: (白)
[02:23.50]第一句芙蓉口面,第二句,甕菜文章,每一句要打三國男人名一個,重要合格,笑你本人身份嘅
[02:43.00] 
[02:43.00]生: (白)
[02:43.00]咁就冇法啦,咁聽住啦
[02:48.00] 
[02:48.00](二王)
[02:48.00]芙蓉嘅面口,
[02:52.50]一系生得非常咁靚褸,
[03:02.50]你若果系唔靚褸,
[03:07.50]變了系黃泡兼褸油,
[03:13.50]唔係周瑜馬超呂布,
[03:18.50]就係龐統張松,兩個揼壽;
[03:34.50]甕菜嘅文章,
[03:39.50]叫做半通半透,
[03:44.50]若然靈通者是楊修,
[03:49.00]若果庸愚,
[03:51.50]就係劉表何進共阿斗,總總之流。
[04:09.50] 
[04:09.50]旦: (接唱)
[04:09.50]你第九第九第九,
[04:15.00]真真第九;
[04:26.50] 
[04:26.50]生: (白)
[04:26.50]點解要第到九啊又?
[04:29.50] 
[04:29.50]旦: (接唱)
[04:29.50]你全俱皆錯,
[04:34.50]你都太過輕浮。
[04:46.50] 
[04:46.50]生: (白)
[04:46.50]哦咁你話邊個至係呀唔係就,你又講嘑,邊個你話
[04:56.00] 
[04:56.00]旦: (合尺花)
[04:56.00]一個就係顏良,
[05:06.00] 
[05:06.00]生: (白)
[05:06.00]哦顏良呀嗎?
[05:10.00] 
[05:10.00]旦: (接唱)
[05:10.00]一個系文丑;
[05:17.50] 
[05:17.50]生: (白)
[05:17.50]顏良文丑
[05:20.50] 
[05:20.50]旦: (接唱)
[05:20.50]文丑比你才,顏良比你貌,
[05:29.50]可知文學你係銀樣蠟槍頭。
[05:39.00] 
[05:39.00]生: (白)
[05:39.00]我知
[05:43.00] 
[05:43.00](接唱)
[05:43.00]因為你當我文丑,
[05:49.50]你話我點能宣出口;
[05:55.50]所以我故意訛猜,
[05:59.50]只樂為牛。
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