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 [ti:鐵嘴雞]
 [ar:張月兒 鄧碧雲]
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[00:00.00]鐵嘴雞
[00:00.00]張月兒 鄧碧雲演唱
[00:00.00]張月兒飾夫人
[00:00.00]鄧碧雲飾八婆/鐵嘴雞
[00:00.00]陳良忠飾親家
[00:00.00] 
[00:21.50]夫人: (長句二流)
[00:21.50]財與貴樣樣齊,
[00:29.00]可惜丁微得一粒仔,
[00:35.50]雖係姻緣訂下,
[00:39.00]但係有的問題 (合),
[00:56.50]個隻鐵嘴雞,
[01:00.00]我曾經下聘禮,
[01:04.00]怕佢言謊意亂樣樣嚟,
[01:11.50]想話退卻鴛盟,
[01:15.00]但係親家佢唔制 (上);
[01:35.50] 
[01:35.50](五錘合尺花)
[01:35.50]逼住要寒盟悔約 (士),
[01:42.00]與乖仔另娶賢妻 (尺)。
[01:47.50]我約咗個媒人到來 (合),
[01:54.00]畀相片我睇 (上);
[03:31.50] 
[03:31.50]親家: (插白)
[03:31.50]八婆: (?)
[03:31.50]婚姻變幻我真心翳,
[03:35.50]拆散良緣唔份制,
[03:38.50]我要用嚇我的計,
[03:43.00]我梳番二寸髻,
[03:47.00]呢扮個媒婆來用計,
[03:50.50]定必解決問題
[03:57.50] 
[03:57.50](接白)
[03:57.50]啊,亞間既怕係咯,入去睇一睇,拜見夫人
[04:12.00] 
[04:12.00]夫人: (白欖)
[04:12.00]呢位亞婆系乜嘢名呀?
[04:15.00] 
[04:15.00]八婆: (白欖)
[04:15.00]我係媒婆八
[04:17.00] 
[04:17.00]夫人: (白欖)
[04:17.00]哦點解六婆佢唔嚟呢?
[04:19.50] 
[04:19.50]八婆: (白欖)
[04:19.50]佢去咗馬六甲
[04:22.50] 
[04:22.50]夫人: (白欖)
[04:22.50]我未曾同你見過面噃
[04:25.50] 
[04:25.50]八婆: (白欖)
[04:25.50]呢哽系啦,我係新紮噃
[04:29.00] 
[04:29.00]夫人: (白欖)
[04:29.00]哦,咁你有冇擰相嚟呀?
[04:31.50] 
[04:31.50]八婆: (白欖)
[04:31.50]呢,一大疊
[04:33.50] 
[04:33.50]夫人: (白欖)
[04:33.50]擰嚟我睇過
[04:35.50] 
[04:35.50]八婆: (白欖)
[04:35.50]你睇下邊個合格
[04:38.00] 
[04:38.00]夫人: (白)
[04:38.00]呀,擰嚟睇下啦
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00](減字芙蓉)
[04:59.00]呢個面胚都唔錯,弊在佢眼眉低。
[05:06.00] 
[05:06.00](白)
[05:06.00]呢個唔得
[05:09.00] 
[05:09.00](接唱)
[05:09.00]呢個玉潤又珠圓,
[05:13.00] 
[05:13.00]八婆: (接唱)
[05:13.00]唉吔,衰在佢個格甩底弊;
[05:17.50] 
[05:17.50]夫人: (白)
[05:17.50]點解呀?
[05:19.00] 
[05:19.00]八婆: (白)
[05:19.00]唉吔,佢有臭狐㗎佢
[05:20.50] 
[05:20.50]夫人: (白)
[05:20.50]嘩,咁就唔好搞咯
[05:24.00] 
[05:24.00](接唱)
[05:24.00]呢個身材相當靚噃,
[05:27.50] 
[05:27.50]八婆: (白)
[05:27.50]唉吔,呢咪領嘢呀
[05:29.00] 
[05:29.00]夫人: (白)
[05:29.00]點解呢?
[05:31.00] 
[05:31.00]八婆: (白)
[05:31.00]系,佢嘅身材系唔錯,但係你睇落啊
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00](接唱)
[05:35.00]睇落成只係馬拉雞。
[05:38.50] 
[05:38.50]夫人: (白)
[05:38.50]唉吔,好彩你講啫
[05:51.00] 
[05:51.00](接唱)
[05:51.00]呢個口大似血盤,佢食窮郎就唔使睇;
[06:00.00] 
[06:00.00]八婆: (白)
[06:00.00]你真係眼力咯
[06:02.50] 
[06:02.50]夫人: (笑白)
[06:02.50]呀,呢個靚哩
[06:06.00] 
[06:06.00](接唱)
[06:06.00]呢個十全兼十美,
[06:09.50] 
[06:09.50]八婆: (白)
[06:09.50]唔得㗎夫人,嗱,你睇下,呢個張相繫半身嘅嘛
[06:16.50] 
[06:16.50](接唱)
[06:16.50]呢佢成只右腳跛。
[06:20.50] 
[06:20.50]夫人: (白)
[06:20.50]唉吔,哦,媒婆八,你點解囉,嗮成疊的籮底吸血嚟畀夫人睇㗎又
[06:51.50] 
[06:51.50]八婆: (白)
[06:51.50]唉吔,全城的靚女仔,靚大姐全都係嗮呢度嘅啦
[06:56.00] 
[06:56.00]夫人: (白)
[06:56.00]我唔信啫,全城冇個好女仔,靚女仔嘅咪
[07:01.50] 
[07:01.50]八婆: (白)
[07:01.50]咁又唔係話冇,據我媒婆八所知,就得兩個啫
[07:06.50] 
[07:06.50]夫人: (白)
[07:06.50]呀,咁有兩個得啦,你可以介紹畀阿夫人做新抱嘅嘛
[07:47.00] 
[07:47.00]八婆: (白)
[07:47.00]單單呢兩個,你又未必娶到噃
[07:49.50] 
[07:49.50]夫人: (白)
[07:49.50]點解呀?邊兩個咁架勢,咁巴閉呀又?
[07:53.50] 
[07:53.50]八婆: (白)
[07:53.50]講第一個你聽啦
[07:54.50] 
[07:54.50]夫人: (白)
[07:54.50]好呀,講啦,講啦
[07:55.50] 
[07:55.50]八婆: (正線中板)
[07:55.50]第一位好姑娘,
[08:02.00]佢有楊貴妃嘅樣貌,
[08:05.50]三從四德佢都樣樣齊。
[08:13.50]能夠相夫君,
[08:20.00]積得百萬嘅家財,
[08:23.00]助夫佢高升祿位;
[08:31.00]佢又持家有道,
[08:38.00]諄諄訓子,
[08:41.00]賢良淑婦,
[08:44.50]早有名題。
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50]夫人: (白)
[08:47.50]啤,亞媒婆八呀,哈你講呢個人都已經嫁咗人嘅啦,生曬仔賺恨者,
[10:12.50] 
[10:12.50](接唱)
[10:12.50]唉吔,八婆你講到夫人心花怒放,
[10:18.00]唔該講埋第二個女仔系邊一位;
[11:25.50] 
[11:25.50]八婆: (白)
[11:25.50]呵,嘅有的似,
[11:29.00] 
[11:29.00](反線旱天雷)
[11:29.00]好似花旦鄧碧雲,
[11:33.00]生得樣子幾好睇,
[11:37.00]兼夾十分賢得純品,
[11:39.50]更兼樣樣齊,
[11:43.50]佢時時助家理務又勤誨言第,
[11:51.00]佢論樣貌成個系富貴,
[11:55.50]擔保系生好多仔,
[11:59.00]講到事幹又精又叻又唔會麻煩輸虧,
[12:05.50]為人義氣噃偏多計仔,
[12:10.50]佢又能助理父親營商,
[12:15.00]是女中丈夫嘅行為
[12:19.50] 
[12:19.50]夫人: (白)
[12:19.50]唉吔,呢個啱到極囉,嘻嘻
[12:24.50] 
[12:24.50](二王)
[12:24.50]正合乖仔嘅嬌妻,
[12:28.50]恨到我口水縲縲啼,
[12:33.00]好心八婆你出下術,
[12:37.00]同我撮合眉齊,
[12:41.00] 
[12:41.00](白)
[12:41.00]亞八婆,你好心啦,同我撮合呢段婚姻啦
[13:17.00] 
[13:17.00]八婆: (接唱)
[13:17.00]可惜佢本是姑娘,
[13:21.00]佢食個人家嘅茶禮,
[13:26.50] 
[13:26.50]夫人: (接唱)
[13:26.50]佢係誰家之女,
[13:30.00] 
[13:30.00]八婆: (接唱)
[13:30.00]就係秋雲黃姓,人人叫佢做鐵嘴雞。
[13:40.50] 
[13:40.50]夫人: (短序)
[13:40.50]哦,原來就係鐵嘴雞
[13:43.50] 
[13:43.50]八婆: (唱曲)
[13:43.50]乜你都素呀仰佢個大名,
[13:48.00] 
[13:48.00]夫人: (接唱)
[13:48.00]佢食咗我的家茶禮;
[14:23.00] 
[14:23.00](王祥哭靈)
[14:23.00]個個鐵嘴雞,
[14:26.00]我慌佢品行曳,
[14:30.50] 
[14:30.50]八婆: (接唱)
[14:30.50]我話鐵嘴雞,
[14:32.50]佢品德優美絕冇胡為,
[14:37.00] 
[14:37.00]夫人: (接唱)
[14:37.00]喂,我擔心佢待我心愛孩兒亂咁嚟,
[14:43.00]我得一粒仔咋,
[14:45.00]怕受佢專制噃
[14:55.00] 
[14:55.00]八婆: (走馬)
[14:55.00]鐵嘴雞,
[14:56.50]包佢變自然貴,
[15:00.50]你冇呀須心掛系,
[15:05.00] 
[15:05.00]夫人: (接唱)
[15:05.00]唉吔,我擔心鐵呀鐵嘴雞,
[15:10.50]口花花破壞我家規,
[15:14.50] 
[15:14.50]八婆: (接唱)
[15:14.50]我敢擔保佢成人都絕冇胡為,
[15:20.50] 
[15:20.50]夫人: (接唱)
[15:20.50]唉吔,點解你幫住鐵嘴雞呢,
[15:25.00] 
[15:25.00]八婆: (接唱)
[15:25.00]鐵嘴雞是賢良女仔,
[15:29.50]我保證你乖乖仔得個賢良淑婦妻
[16:53.50] 
[16:53.50](接白)
[16:53.50]鐵嘴雞就即係黃秋雲,黃秋雲就似鄧碧雲,鄧碧雲又似鐵嘴雞,鐵嘴雞咪即係八婆囉
[17:03.50] 
[17:03.50]夫人: (白)
[17:03.50]嚇,乜係你呀八婆,
[17:05.50] 
[17:05.50]八婆: (白)
[17:05.50]
[17:06.50] 
[17:06.50]夫人: (白)
[17:06.50]乜原來系我個未來新抱呀?
[17:08.00] 
[17:08.00]八婆: (白)
[17:08.00]好話啦
[17:10.00] 
[17:10.00]夫人: (鑼鼓過門白)
[17:10.00]嘻嘻,唉吔,真係開心囉
[17:15.50] 
[17:15.50](五錘花)
[17:15.50]我見此賢良淑婦,
[17:20.00] 
[17:20.00](白)
[17:20.00]唉吔,佢真係聰明伶俐嘅啫
[17:23.00] 
[17:23.00](接唱)
[17:23.00]唉吔令我笑口垂垂。
[17:33.00]新抱冇娶鐵嘴雞,
[17:39.00] 
[17:39.00]八婆: (白)
[17:39.00]唉吔,夫人,點解你出乎語反乎語㗎?
[17:45.00] 
[17:45.00]夫人: (白)
[17:45.00]你冇使咁急啫,我重有下句嘅
[17:48.50] 
[17:48.50](接唱)
[17:48.50]我話冇娶鐵嘴雞重娶邊一位;
[17:57.50] 
[17:57.50]八婆: (白)
[17:57.50]多謝夫人
[17:59.00] 
[17:59.00]夫人: (白)
[17:59.00]唔使,
[18:05.00] 
[18:05.00](接唱)
[18:05.00]系喇,你快的番去屋企叫你老竇準備良辰吉日,
[18:14.00]你重要坐大紅花轎番來。
[18:28.00]