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 [ti:通台老倌]
 [ar:張月兒 鄧碧雲]
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 [au:何大傻]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]通台老倌
[00:00.00]張月兒 鄧碧雲演唱
[00:00.00]何大傻撰曲
[00:00.00]張月兒演生角
[00:00.00] 
[00:22.00]旦: (滾花)
[00:22.00]呢嗱我話好命生成，
[00:26.50]唉吔真喺唔在靚㗎；
[00:36.50]真正喺發財都要講嚇你個運，
[00:41.50]我又怕乜你乖精。
[00:51.00] 
[00:51.00](白)
[00:51.00]唉吔，我想一個女人咯喎，如果喺嫁丈夫嘅，計我嘅愚見呢嚇，第一最好喺做官定啦，第二都算為喺做戲嘅喇，之我就唔好命咯，嫁著個丈夫讀壞書，生壞腦，好似大大傻傻咁嘅，佢家下離家幾年，都並無音信，唉，又唔知幾時何日，至得我開心喺咯，
[01:29.50] 
[01:29.50]生: (白)
[01:29.50]唔……
[01:35.00] 
[01:35.00](賣雜貨)
[01:35.00]離別家鄉五六載，
[01:38.50]走遍天涯，
[01:40.50]士農工商都做過曬，
[01:44.00]樣樣都做埋，
[01:46.00]都啦咕啦咕哥，
[01:48.00]樣樣都做埋哎喲
[01:52.00] 
[01:52.00](白)
[01:52.00]離家幾年，世事變遷，人情物理都大不如前咯，今日喺清明時節，我都要回家整嚇墓，惟是我個老婆又唔見咁耐咯，而家重喺唔喺我個唧，呢間屋似乎喺喺哋咯，等我即管 "叫" 下度門至得，
[02:16.00] 
[02:16.00]旦: (白)
[02:16.00]邊個呀，
[02:17.00] 
[02:17.00]生: (白)
[02:17.00]我呀，老婆，如果喺冇人喺裡邊嘅，你即管開門啦，
[02:22.50] 
[02:22.50](了緣曲)
[02:22.50]老婆呀，
[02:23.50]你咁耐快啲開啦，
[02:26.50] 
[02:26.50]旦: (接唱)
[02:26.50]嚟啦，
[02:28.00]嚟啦，
[02:29.00]嚟啦，
[02:29.50]等一陣間，
[02:30.50]等一陣間，
[02:31.50]我啉曬啲柴，
[02:34.00]就嚟，
[02:35.50]就嚟
[02:36.50] 
[02:36.50](開門介白)
[02:36.50]依…噫棟轟，
[02:41.50] 
[02:41.50]生: (白)
[02:41.50]哈哈，老婆，唔見你咁耐，居然靚咗唄，
[02:44.00] 
[02:44.00]旦: (白)
[02:44.00]啋，啋，啋，唔見我幾年，一見我面就 "病、病" 聲，你至病呀，
[02:50.00] 
[02:50.00]生: (白)
[02:50.00]我唔喺話你病，我話唔見你咁耐，居然靚咗唄咁話唧，
[02:55.50] 
[02:55.50](唱二王)
[02:55.50]我唔見咗，
[03:06.50]你幾年長，
[03:22.00]唉吔乜你居然，嘻嘻靚呀咗啵；
[03:41.00]喂，喂，喂而家下，
[03:46.50]究竟你重喺唔喺呀，我個老婆。
[04:06.50] 
[04:06.50](白)
[04:06.50]阿老婆，你而家重喺唔喺我個唧，
[04:08.50] 
[04:08.50]旦: (白)
[04:08.50]啋，啋，啋，啋，乜唔喺呀，你而家捨得躝返嚟咩，
[04:13.00] 
[04:13.00]生: (白)
[04:13.00]我要揾到嘢做然後至返得嚟㗎嘛，
[04:16.00] 
[04:16.00]旦: (白)
[04:16.00]而家做咗乜咁架勢呀，你做咗官呀，
[04:19.00] 
[04:19.00]生: (二王)
[04:19.00]嘻，講到做堂倌，
[04:31.50]嗱，嗱個一行，
[04:49.50]呢嗱我都也曾，做過；
[05:05.50] 
[05:05.50](白)
[05:05.50]老爺，奶奶，少爺，少奶，請出堂受拜喎，哎呀，唔敢當啦大爺，朝上拜就得啦，
[05:14.00] 
[05:14.00](續唱)
[05:14.00]咁我一時手震，
[05:19.50]卟……咁就打爛曬啦，個個茶壺。
[05:41.00] 
[05:41.00]旦: (白)
[05:41.00]唓，男人大丈夫，做堂倌都有興嘅又，
[05:45.50] 
[05:45.50]生: (白)
[05:45.50]乜冇興呀，咁我喺 "唐人" 㗎嘛，又唔識個啲叫做英文阿的阿茄嘅，咁我唔似唐官，似乜官呀，
[05:55.50] 
[05:55.50]旦: (白)
[05:55.50]做大升官咯，
[05:57.00] 
[05:57.00]生: (白)
[05:57.00]大升官我又怕者
[05:59.50] 
[05:59.50](唱慢中板)
[05:59.50]我想……
[06:02.00] 
[06:02.00]旦: (白)
[06:02.00]想，想，想，想死喎，搞到學人唱中慢板，
[06:07.00] 
[06:07.00]生: (續唱)
[06:07.00]做啦㗎啦㗎官，
[06:15.00]嗱，嗱，嗱個一層，
[06:20.50]故此我就走去，
[06:26.50]學啦咕啦咕啦咕戲；
[06:33.50]嗱，嗱，我而家下，
[06:45.50]嘻嘻，學成功之後，
[06:50.40]所以我就即刻返嚟。
[07:10.50] 
[07:10.50]旦: (白)
[07:10.50]喺呀，唉吔，乜原來你離開我幾年，乜你去學戲咩，咁你學到邊樣呀，
[07:17.50] 
[07:17.50]生: (白)
[07:17.50]猛咯，通台老倌啦喂，
[07:23.50] 
[07:23.50]旦: (白)
[07:23.50]乜嘢叫通台老倌，
[07:24.50] 
[07:24.50]生: (白)
[07:24.50]通台老倌阿嘅就交關咯，冇個樣當個樣，樣樣都會嘅，
[07:31.00] 
[07:31.00]旦: (白)
[07:31.00]喺呀，既然你樣樣都會，你就做嚟俾我睇嚇，唱嚟俾我聽嚇，
[07:38.50] 
[07:38.50]生: (白)
[07:38.50]老婆大人你既然要問，咁你就听住嚟啦
[07:42.50] 
[07:42.50]旦: (白)
[07:42.50]好
[07:52.50] 
[07:52.50]生: (滾花)
[07:52.50]呢嗱第一班個個名字，
[07:56.50]人人，人人，人人，人人……
[08:02.50] 
[08:02.50]旦: (白)
[08:02.50]人人人人人乜鬼呀，
[08:04.00] 
[08:04.00]生: (白)
[08:04.00]嗄，我啱啱想講，俾你截住，
[08:06.50] 
[08:06.50](接唱)
[08:06.50]人人，人人，人人，人人，人人，人人都見；
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]旦: (白)
[08:24.50]係呀，我都見啦，今晚埋齊有三十六班，兩宜軒嘅石印版，又唔知你喺邊一班呢又，
[08:33.00] 
[08:33.00]生: (接唱)
[08:33.00]我哋個班名，
[08:37.00]就叫做大呀……
[08:40.00] 
[08:40.00]旦: (白)
[08:40.00]我知嘞，梗喺 "大羅天" 呀呢，
[08:43.00] 
[08:43.00]生: (白)
[08:43.00]大就大嘞，唔喺個個大，
[08:45.00] 
[08:45.00](接唱)
[08:45.00]大前年呀。
[08:55.50] 
[08:55.50]旦: (白)
[08:55.50]乜叫做大前年呀，
[08:57.50] 
[08:57.50]生: (白)
[08:57.50]唔，
[08:59.00] 
[08:59.00]旦: (白)
[08:59.00]好似唔多覺眼咁嘅，
[09:02.00] 
[09:02.00]生: (白)
[09:02.00]嗄，爛叻，爛叻，婦孺之見，吱吱啫啫，睇咗幾多戲呀你，
[09:06.50] 
[09:06.50]旦: (白)
[09:06.50]咁班班嚟我都有睇下㗎，
[09:08.50] 
[09:08.50]生: (白)
[09:08.50]班班嚟都有睇，落鄉呀嘛，
[09:12.00] 
[09:12.00]旦: (白)
[09:12.00]哦，原來落鄉呀，
[09:13.50] 
[09:13.50]生: (白)
[09:13.50]落鄉呀，
[09:15.50] 
[09:15.50](接唱)
[09:15.50]做小生，
[09:18.00]首先要學，
[09:21.00] 
[09:21.00](大送子口白)
[09:21.00]吾奉聖旨遊街道，何方瑞氣擋馬前，
[09:27.00] 
[09:27.00](新水令)
[09:27.00]原來是仙姬來到此，
[09:36.00]忙忙來見駕，
[09:42.50]急忙說了，
[09:47.50]原來是
[09:58.50] 
[09:58.50](接唱花)
[09:58.50]個一段；
[10:09.00] 
[10:09.00]旦: (白)
[10:09.00]喺咯，學小生都幾好，
[10:11.00] 
[10:11.00]生: (白)
[10:11.00]幾好，
[10:12.00] 
[10:12.00](接唱)
[10:12.00]如果做 "花旦"，
[10:16.00] 
[10:16.00]旦: (白)
[10:16.00]乜叫 "花旦" 呀，
[10:18.00] 
[10:18.00]生: (白)
[10:18.00]即喺花旦咁解，
[10:20.00] 
[10:20.00]旦: (白)
[10:20.00]乜叫花旦唧，
[10:22.00] 
[10:22.00]生: (白)
[10:22.00]呢好似鄧碧雲做個啲唔喺花旦咯，唱個的支符支個的，
[10:28.00] 
[10:28.00]旦: (白)
[10:28.00]喺呀，點㗎，
[10:29.50] 
[10:29.50]生: (接唱)
[10:29.50]咁就要唱，
[10:33.00] 
[10:33.00]旦: (白)
[10:33.00]唱乜唧，
[10:34.00] 
[10:34.00]生: (白)
[10:34.00]唱子喉嘛，
[10:36.00] 
[10:36.00]旦: (白)
[10:36.00]點唱㗎，
[10:37.50] 
[10:37.50]生: (白)
[10:37.50]我唔知得唔得㗎，唱高啲，唱低啲，隨我啫，夾唔夾得到，喺啲音樂嘅事啦，你地話唔袂呀，咁我試下先啦，
[10:49.50] 
[10:49.50](慢板)
[10:49.50]西宮之位，
[10:58.50]何等歡暢
[11:08.00] 
[11:08.00](白)
[11:08.00]唉吔啾啾啾，來了，
[11:10.50] 
[11:10.50](接唱花)
[11:10.50]咁都學咗大半年呀。
[11:18.00] 
[11:18.00]旦: (白)
[11:18.00]唉吔，鄧碧雲個啲花旦聲好似夾死老鼠咁嘅，
[11:22.00] 
[11:22.00]生: (白)
[11:22.00]乜夾死老鼠呀，呢啲喺正花嚟㗎，
[11:25.50] 
[11:25.50]旦: (白)
[11:25.50]唔夠楊桃喎，正花，
[11:27.00] 
[11:27.00]生: (白)
[11:27.00]食咯喎，楊桃，
[11:29.50] 
[11:29.50](接唱花)
[11:29.50]學小武就一早起身，
[11:34.00] 
[11:34.00](白)
[11:34.00]各位列位兄台請了，請呀了，
[11:38.00] 
[11:38.00](接唱)
[11:38.00]咁呢名為叫聲線咁話呢；
[11:49.00]之做武生就要唱熟啦，
[11:54.00] 
[11:54.00]旦: (白)
[11:54.00]唱熟乜呀，
[11:56.00] 
[11:56.00]生: (白)
[11:56.00]呢幾句阿嘅阿嘅阿嘅交關咯，阿度氣頂住就唱唔出，
[12:02.50] 
[12:02.50]旦: (白)
[12:02.50]喺呀，唱乜咁巴閉啫，
[12:05.00] 
[12:05.00]生: (白)
[12:05.00]唱大首板咯，
[12:07.00] 
[12:07.00]旦: (白)
[12:07.00]乜叫大手板呀，唱嚟聽下，
[12:10.50] 
[12:10.50]生: (唱大首板)
[12:10.50]叫左右，
[12:13.50] 
[12:13.50](插白)
[12:13.50]有
[12:17.00] 
[12:17.00](接唱)
[12:17.00]與爺呀，
[12:21.50] 
[12:21.50](插白)
[12:21.50]去哪阿爸，
[12:26.00] 
[12:26.00](接唱)
[12:26.00]沙場往
[12:32.00] 
[12:32.00](插白)
[12:32.00]呢唔怕死麼，
[12:36.00] 
[12:36.00](花)
[12:36.00]不覺來到此羊腸，
[12:41.50]走過了關西和關東，
[12:46.50]大豆芽菜炒魚鬆
[12:52.50] 
[12:52.50](花)
[12:52.50]又要唱曬全段全篇。
[13:02.00]之大花面遊花園，
[13:07.00] 
[13:07.00]旦: (白)
[13:07.00]哈，你真喺好牙骹個啫，
[13:09.00] 
[13:09.00]生: (白)
[13:09.00]乜牙骹至得呀，
[13:11.00] 
[13:11.00]旦: (白)
[13:11.00]我睇咁多戲未睇過大花面遊花園嘅，
[13:14.00] 
[13:14.00]生: (白)
[13:14.00]呢，話你鄉里你又唔認啵，
[13:16.50] 
[13:16.50]旦: (白)
[13:16.50]你至鄉里，
[13:18.00] 
[13:18.00]生: (白)
[13:18.00]梗喺有原因㗎嘛，
[13:20.00] 
[13:20.00]旦: (白)
[13:20.00]有乜原因啫，
[13:21.50] 
[13:21.50]生: (白)
[13:21.50]嗱，若個落鄉做戲呢，梗要做到通宵嘅，
[13:27.00] 
[13:27.00]旦: (白)
[13:27.00]點解呀，
[13:28.50] 
[13:28.50]生: (白)
[13:28.50]呢啲叫做天光戲吖嘛，咁你話若個齣戲又唔夠長，抑或唔夠鐘，你話唔拉個大花面出來游花園點得天光呢又，
[13:41.00] 
[13:41.00]旦: (白)
[13:41.00]咁嘅，咁講又講嘞，大花面佢又唔識唱嘢嘅，佢出嚟遊花園，對住啲花有乜收又，
[13:51.00] 
[13:51.00]生: (白)
[13:51.00]乜冇收呀，佢都唔知幾贊，佢有佢一窿吖嘛，
[13:55.00] 
[13:55.00](唱霸腔滾花)
[13:55.00]佢話又只見牡丹花喲呵，喲呵，喲呵，好大朵；
[14:05.50]又只見米仔蘭，喲呵，喲呵，喲呵，一粒粒。
[14:15.50]又只見雞冠花喲呵，喲呵，喲呵，一叢叢；
[14:27.00]又只見水仙花喲呵，喲呵，喲呵，一條條。
[14:37.00]大花面道罷，
[14:41.00]一番焦慮啊，
[14:43.00]就要奸容上面；
[14:51.00] 
[14:51.00]旦: (白)
[14:51.00]唉吔，唔好講大花面嘞，我好憎睇佢嘅啫，花口花面，佢一出嚟我就揞住眼啦，
[14:58.00] 
[14:58.00]生: (白)
[14:58.00]咁你唔變咗田雞咯，
[14:59.50] 
[14:59.50]旦: (白)
[14:59.50]你變田雞，
[15:01.00] 
[15:01.00]生: (白)
[15:01.00]嗱，大花面出嚟，你就揞住眼啦，睇唔到大花面，但喺大花面睇見你啵，你阿嘅唔喺田雞，阿嘅喺蛤乸咯，
[15:11.50] 
[15:11.50]旦: (白)
[15:11.50]你喺田雞，你喺蛤乸，我唔鍾意睇大花面，你講第樣啦，
[15:15.50] 
[15:15.50]生: (白)
[15:15.50]唔鍾意喺嘛，
[15:16.50] 
[15:16.50](接唱)
[15:16.50]若然學公腳又要唱，
[15:21.50] 
[15:21.50]旦: (白)
[15:21.50]乜叫公腳，
[15:23.50] 
[15:23.50]生: (白)
[15:23.50]呢做老竇個啲呀，有須個啲呀，
[15:27.00] 
[15:27.00]旦: (白)
[15:27.00]哦，有須個啲，做老竇個啲叫做公腳呀，咁你唱乜呀，
[15:31.50] 
[15:31.50]生: (接唱)
[15:31.50]佢話，
[15:32.00] 
[15:32.00](公腳喉唱中板)
[15:32.00]時不通來運不通
[15:37.50] 
[15:37.50](接唱花)
[15:37.50]就要唱到聲線纏綿。
[15:46.00]若然做醜生呢，
[15:50.50] 
[15:50.50]旦: (白)
[15:50.50]乜叫醜生呀，
[15:52.50] 
[15:52.50]生: (白)
[15:52.50]呢，即喺 "四個仙"、阿 "馬支燈" 個啲唔喺咯，
[15:58.00] 
[15:58.00]旦: (白)
[15:58.00]係呀，點㗎，點㗎，點㗎，
[15:59.50] 
[15:59.50]生: (接唱)
[15:59.50]佢最低限度識翻幾句，
[16:05.00] 
[16:05.00]旦: (白)
[16:05.00]唱幾句乜呢，
[16:07.50] 
[16:07.50]生: (白)
[16:07.50]呢幾句阿嘅就巴閉咯，唱阿嘅又唔喺幾易唱嘅，夾個啲音樂阿嘅又唔喺幾易夾嘅，
[16:16.50] 
[16:16.50]旦: (白)
[16:16.50]喺呀，點㗎，點㗎，唱嚟聽嚇，
[16:18.50] 
[16:18.50]生: (馬腔唱二王)
[16:18.50]皆因為，
[16:21.50]個個老樹嘅樹頭，
[16:24.50]佢又驚蟲、蟲、蟲蛀
[16:33.00] 
[16:33.00](滾花下半句)
[16:33.00]嚟做經驗；
[16:40.50]通台老倌，
[16:44.00]連擔綱戲都做埋，
[16:48.00] 
[16:48.00]旦: (白)
[16:48.00]喺呀，
[16:49.00] 
[16:49.00]生: (白)
[16:49.00]重有一樣巴閉，
[16:50.50] 
[16:50.50](接唱)
[16:50.50]連埋戲箱，
[16:53.00]都抬埋落船呀。
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]旦: (白)
[17:00.00]喺呀，乜原來你離開我幾年，乜你學戲咁叻啫
[17:05.00] 
[17:05.00]生: (白)
[17:05.00]梗喺啦，唔喺你都懵懵閉，心肝唔啦肺，唔叻喺你個老公咩，喂，冇講咁多，而家已經三點一個字，鬼咁肚餓，快啲煮飯食，食完飯，撩低筷子至講咯，去咯，去咯，去咯
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