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 [ti:武大郎]
 [ar:廖俠懷 李慧]
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[00:00.00]武大郎
[00:00.00]廖俠懷 李慧演唱
[00:00.00] 
[00:01.00]生: (口古)
[00:01.00]阿大少奶呀，只鑊都燒到紅咯，唔該你搋燒餅，就趁快嘞；
[00:08.50] 
[00:08.50]旦: (口古)
[00:08.50]快快快，快你個死人頭，其實我對住你啲咁樣嘅老公呀，系我至肯同你捱咋。
[00:15.50] 
[00:15.50]生: (白)
[00:15.50]嘻嘻，阿大少奶
[00:22.50] 
[00:22.50](襟上一朵花)
[00:22.50]唔該嗮，
[00:24.00]你唔好怪，
[00:26.50]嫁咗咁耐有乜好嗌，
[00:31.00]阿老婆皇帝畀你惡埋，
[00:36.00]至多對你拜多拜，
[00:40.50]我亦唔怕執對舊鞋，
[00:45.00]倆家怨命當攞債，
[00:48.00] 
[00:48.00]旦: (接唱)
[00:48.00]系嚄，老娘成世都孖你捱，
[00:53.50]我睇到你夠衰派，
[00:58.50]有別人又試執你舊鞋，
[01:02.00]我就成身安樂嗮咯，
[01:07.00] 
[01:07.00]生: (接唱)
[01:07.00]廿年後，
[01:09.00]我真發達，
[01:11.50]我佔咗支卦，
[01:13.50]真真古怪嘞，
[01:15.50]批到準，
[01:17.50]我運程極之無嘥，
[01:22.00]哦，家嚇窮，
[01:24.00]到時唔會畀你捱，
[01:28.50]更兼你會做官太，
[01:33.00]知發達時候喎，
[01:35.00]諗嚇重有排，
[01:37.50]啲財神死嗮
[01:40.50] 
[01:40.50]旦: (白)
[01:40.50]發夢冇咁早呀你
[01:45.50] 
[01:45.50](二王)
[01:45.50]我真冇你咁開心，
[01:49.50]重唔上街將餅賣；
[02:00.00] 
[02:00.00]生: (快白欖)
[02:00.00]賣賣賣，就立刻擔餅，就上街賣嘞，
[02:04.50] 
[02:04.50]旦: (滾花下句)
[02:04.50]喂，你總唔將啲燒餅嚟數嚇，就趕住僕出街 (合)。
[02:15.00] 
[02:15.00]生: (白)
[02:15.00]哦，一、二、兩、三、四
[02:19.50] 
[02:19.50]旦: (白)
[02:19.50]乜話，一二又兩，(打介)
[02:21.50] 
[02:21.50]生: (白)
[02:21.50]唉吔，
[02:22.50] 
[02:22.50]旦: (白)
[02:22.50]唉吔你咪對住我嘞
[02:24.50] 
[02:24.50](接唱)
[02:24.50]你快啲趷路躝屍，咪再將老娘激壞 (上)；
[02:35.50] 
[02:35.50]生: (白)
[02:35.50]哦，
[02:36.00] 
[02:36.00]旦: (白)
[02:36.00]喂
[02:37.00] 
[02:37.00]生: (白)
[02:37.00]唔使去嗱？
[02:37.50] 
[02:37.50]旦: (白)
[02:37.50]你就想嚹
[02:39.50] 
[02:39.50]生: (接唱)
[02:39.50]哦，重有嘢未曾做，就係叩頭畀過大少奶 (上)。
[02:50.50] 
[02:50.50](白)
[02:50.50]嗱一、二、三，
[02:53.50] 
[02:53.50]旦: (白)
[02:53.50]重有呢？
[02:54.50] 
[02:54.50]生: (白)
[02:54.50]誒，嘻嘻，哈哈
[02:57.00] 
[02:57.00](接唱)
[02:57.00]一陣就買啲胭脂返嚟，又買啲鮮花畀你戴 (尺)；
[03:09.00] 
[03:09.00]旦: (口古)
[03:09.00]躝屍，
[03:10.00] 
[03:10.00]生: (接口古)
[03:10.00]哦，嗰個大少奶，梗系見手痕定嘞，成日打人哋，有乜解哩；
[03:19.00]總唔怕人哋，
[03:20.00] 
[03:20.00]旦: (白)
[03:20.00]怕乜嘢呀？
[03:21.00] 
[03:21.00]生: (接口古)
[03:21.00]哎冇冇冇，我唔係處，好擔心曬系，門口外便嗰啲柴唧。
[03:28.00] 
[03:28.00]旦: (白)
[03:28.00]唉吔，抵死得你吖嗱 (打介)
[03:30.50] 
[03:30.50]生: (白)
[03:30.50]賣，賣燒餅
[03:33.50] 
[03:33.50]旦: (白)
[03:33.50]唉吔，
[03:38.00] 
[03:38.00](恭喜恭喜)
[03:38.00]睇佢行路似只跛三乖，
[03:42.50]僕低嗰陣好似蛤蚧，
[03:47.00]至衰佢身體又生滿癩，
[03:51.50]有陣時連尿都會賴，
[03:56.00]嫁到佢真係激壞，
[04:00.00]嫁到佢真係激壞
[04:08.00] 
[04:08.00]生: (白)
[04:08.00]嚟嚟嚟嚟，嚟，
[04:10.50] 
[04:10.50](流水中板)
[04:10.50]真古怪，真古怪嘞，發達真係快，
[04:16.50]宜家我猛嗮，你就做官太嘞，
[04:21.00]唔使揾錢買，嗱咕哪個嗱㗎
[04:28.00] 
[04:28.00]旦: (快白欖)
[04:28.00]你只衰病壞，死病壞，燒餅你唔去賣，
[04:33.50]返嚟亂咁嗌，乜嘢事，你咁大驚小怪，
[04:39.50] 
[04:39.50]生: (白)
[04:39.50]冇冇冇
[04:44.00] 
[04:44.00](二王下句)
[04:44.00]使乜擔餅去賣，
[04:48.50]做呢啲小本嘅生涯。
[05:00.50] 
[05:00.50](白)
[05:00.50]嘻嘻，
[05:01.00] 
[05:01.00]旦: (白)
[05:01.00]睇你笑成個衰樣，癲嘅咁呀
[05:04.50] 
[05:04.50]生: (接唱)
[05:04.50]一定歡喜到癲啦，
[05:09.50]因為我做咗個官就大嗮嘞；
[05:22.00] 
[05:22.00]旦: (白)
[05:22.00]你話佢癲得幾勻循喳，都唔知做乜嘢官呢
[05:25.50] 
[05:25.50]生: (接唱)
[05:25.50]你做砧板我做刀肉，
[05:30.50]你話我幾咁夠派。
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]旦: (口白)
[05:42.50]乜話，你做刀肉吖，我做砧板系嘛？嚇，咁你宜家斫我囉啵，系唔係呀？
[05:49.00] 
[05:49.00]生: (白)
[05:49.00]唔係，
[05:50.50] 
[05:50.50](梳妝台)
[05:50.50]因為我個細佬，
[05:54.00]哩趟真叻嗮嚹，
[05:57.00]個縣官，
[05:58.50]要封佢，
[06:00.00]做刀 (都) 頭，
[06:03.00]輪到我做刀肉，
[06:06.00]所以有餅都唔去賣，
[06:09.00]我命你，
[06:10.50]做砧板，
[06:12.00]戙起個高腳牌
[06:18.50] 
[06:18.50]旦: (減字芙蓉)
[06:18.50]乜你有個細佬咩，佢今年有幾大；
[06:27.00] 
[06:27.00]生: (白)
[06:27.00]你唔知咩，係後生仔嚟咋
[06:30.50] 
[06:30.50]旦: (接唱)
[06:30.50]嚸解一向都唔見佢面，係做乜嘢生涯㗎。
[06:39.50] 
[06:39.50]生: (白)
[06:39.50]就係我以前講過嗰個呢
[06:43.00] 
[06:43.00]旦: (接唱)
[06:43.00]咁又是否系同胞，系唔係似你咁醜怪嘅㗎；
[06:51.00] 
[06:51.00]生: (白)
[06:51.00]唔係
[06:54.50] 
[06:54.50](長句滾花)
[06:54.50]乜話我醜怪呀，
[06:56.50]實在你冇眼界咋，
[06:59.00]人話本地嘅靚仔，畀我兩兄弟撈埋，
[07:03.00]同埋個阿媽，不過佢走得遲時我就行得快，
[07:08.50]因為加材料，
[07:10.50]故此佢幼滑白淨，
[07:14.00]所以我就烏烏黑黑粗夾嚡 (上)。
[07:22.50] 
[07:22.50]旦: (白)
[07:22.50]嚸解同阿媽生，都會差咁遠嘅？
[07:26.50] 
[07:26.50]生: (接唱)
[07:26.50]人家話佢搭白泥，
[07:29.00]我係搭烏洲，
[07:30.50]兩兄弟就唔同埋一派嘅唧 (尺)；
[07:38.50] 
[07:38.50]旦: (白欖)
[07:38.50]你講得真冇解，當呃三歲大嘅小孩，
[07:44.00]你似隻大蛤蚧，斷估個細佬都唔慌會幾夠擺嘞，
[07:50.50] 
[07:50.50]生: (白欖)
[07:50.50]唔係呀，佢簪花又掛紅，呢就嚟游到就入嚟呢左近街嘞，
[07:58.00]若果你唔信呀，一陣盡地就睇到嗮咯，
[08:03.50] 
[08:03.50]旦: (白欖)
[08:03.50]佢因乜會掛大紅，何故重遊呢條街，
[08:09.50]我唔信，你唓生嗮咋啩，
[08:12.50] 
[08:12.50]生: (白)
[08:12.50]唔係唓㗎，
[08:18.50] 
[08:18.50](中板下句)
[08:18.50]雖則係咁話，
[08:25.00]佢係冇我哋咁好樣，
[08:29.50]而且重冇我咁精乖。
[08:38.50]惟是佢嘅威風，
[08:45.00]好似西門大爺，
[08:49.00] 
[08:49.00]旦: (白)
[08:49.00]乜話，你細佬好似西門大爺咁夠威㗎，
[08:53.00] 
[08:53.00]生: (白)
[08:53.00]系定啦，乜你識西門大爺嘅咩？
[08:56.00] 
[08:56.00]旦: (白)
[08:56.00]誒誒，唔識，不過本縣城嘅人，邊個唔識西門大爺唧，週時都見慣喇嘛，
[09:03.50] 
[09:03.50]生: (白)
[09:03.50]係阿耶
[09:04.50] 
[09:04.50](接唱)
[09:04.50]而且重一般高大嘅；
[09:12.50]呢有日在個景陽岡，
[09:19.50]打死隻白額吊晴猛虎，
[09:23.50]重孭起個老虎嘅屍骸。
[09:33.00]嗰個縣太爺，
[09:37.50]話佢打虎有功，
[09:41.00]好大把刀頭畀佢戴；
[09:47.50]呢命佢簪花掛紅，
[09:54.00]遊街三日，
[09:56.00]然之後到任去當差。
[10:03.00] 
[10:03.00](滾花)
[10:03.00]我頭先撞到阿老二，
[10:06.00] 
[10:06.00](白)
[10:06.00]唔係即係我細佬阿松囉
[10:07.50] 
[10:07.50](接唱)
[10:07.50]嘻嘻，幾乎笑到我屎流尿賴 (尺)；
[10:14.00] 
[10:14.00]旦: (白)
[10:14.00]係呀
[10:19.50] 
[10:19.50](接唱)
[10:19.50]原來我哋個好二叔，重奉令遊街 (合)。
[10:30.00]嚸解你唔叫佢返嚟，
[10:33.00] 
[10:33.00]生: (白)
[10:33.00]我叫過嘅嚹
[10:34.50] 
[10:34.50]旦: (接唱)
[10:34.50]順便將祖先拜 (上)；
[10:38.00] 
[10:38.00]生: (白)
[10:38.00]系嘞
[10:42.00] 
[10:42.00](賣糖歌)
[10:42.00]我叫過佢拜，
[10:44.00]佢答應過拜嚹，
[10:46.00]自有分數就無謂怪，
[10:49.50]佢重畀咗我好多銀，
[10:53.00]返屋企，
[10:55.00]酒席要擺，
[10:57.00]等我去街市系餸都買，
[11:00.50]將你又嚟扮蟹，
[11:03.50] 
[11:03.50]旦: (白)
[11:03.50]我啋
[11:04.50] 
[11:04.50]生: (接唱)
[11:04.50]包管阿少奶，
[11:06.00]梗歡喜我乖，
[11:08.00]唔怕我生癩嘞啩
[11:11.00] 
[11:11.00]旦: (白欖)
[11:11.00]啋，人哋同你講正經，你又整成咁無賴，
[11:17.00]究竟有冇對佢講，話你個天窗都已經拉埋唧，
[11:22.00] 
[11:22.00]生: (白欖)
[11:22.00]嘿嘿，我嚸會就話唔講唧，我話、我話有咗一個大少奶嘞，
[11:31.00] 
[11:31.00]旦: (白)
[11:31.00]咁你有冇話我生得靚唧，
[11:33.00] 
[11:33.00]生: (白欖)
[11:33.00]我話你靚到跌落水就氹一聲㗎，佢就當堂連對眼都睜到大哩，
[11:40.00]佢話佢一定返嚟見嚇嫂嫂喎，我重教定佢，學我日日要叩頭，嚟將你拜囉，
[11:49.00] 
[11:49.00]旦: (白)
[11:49.00]唉吔，咁又唔使，
[11:55.50] 
[11:55.50](滾花)
[11:55.50]我又嚸捨得難為二叔，信得過佢梗冇你咁壞 (合)。
[12:04.50]快啲去備辦酒菜先啦，不過你返嚟就唔使走咁快 (上)；
[12:13.00] 
[12:13.00]生: (白)
[12:13.00]我去得耐冇人陪你唧，
[12:14.00] 
[12:14.00]旦: (白)
[12:14.00]咁阿二叔嚟到，陪我唔係得囉，
[12:16.50] 
[12:16.50]生: (白)
[12:16.50]系啵
[12:20.50] 
[12:20.50](接唱)
[12:20.50]阿武松返嚟，你就唔使同佢拘禮㗎，一咁就大家都傾唔埋嘅嚹 (上)。
[12:30.50] 
[12:30.50]旦: (白)
[12:30.50]你慌我重唔會，使你教咩傻鬼
[12:33.50](曲終)