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 [ti:鐘無艷]
 [ar:羅劍郎 鄭幗寶]
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[00:00.00]鐘無艷
[00:00.00]羅劍郎 鄭幗寶演唱
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[00:06.00](排子頭小鑼相思)
[00:06.00]旦: (螺黛)
[00:06.00]誰個是齊王，
[00:10.50]儂心暗傾向，
[00:15.00]弓箭響，
[00:18.50]猶能中鵠穿百步楊，
[00:24.50]我心中惹非非想，
[00:28.50]若有緣天際下降，
[00:33.50]沐得皇恩我心歡暢
[00:43.50] 
[00:43.50]生: (口白)
[00:43.50]喂喂喂
[00:44.50] 
[00:44.50](下西岐)
[00:44.50]你是誰人來靠裝，
[00:48.50]我射麻鷹你偏霸搶，
[00:52.00]你莫太貪心，心存妄想，
[00:57.50]快的來獻上，
[01:01.00] 
[01:01.00]旦: (接唱)
[01:01.00]我話你呢份人確混鬼賬，
[01:05.50]想靠撞野蠻又恃強
[01:09.00] 
[01:09.00]生: (長句二王)
[01:09.00]不是有意騙紅妝，
[01:14.00]我有姓名刻箭上，
[01:18.50] 
[01:18.50]旦: (插白)
[01:18.50]等我睇嚇
[01:20.00] 
[01:20.00](接唱)
[01:20.00]齊王御用，
[01:26.00]難道你是齊王，
[01:30.00] 
[01:30.00]生: (插白)
[01:30.00]好話嘞
[01:32.00] 
[01:32.00](接唱)
[01:32.00]正是齊國之君，
[01:38.00]一派王侯貴相；
[01:54.50] 
[01:54.50]旦: (插白)
[01:54.50]飽死咯
[01:58.00] 
[01:58.00](接唱)
[01:58.00]你咪任意誇張，
[02:04.50]我睇你全無貴相，
[02:11.50]呢你若然系皇帝，
[02:18.00]點解你嘅面口又唔黃。
[02:34.50] 
[02:34.50]生: (序白)
[02:34.50]我話你都傻嘅，皇帝面黃嘅咩？
[02:39.50] 
[02:39.50](接唱)
[02:39.50]我嘅箭袋亦有註明 (才)
[02:45.50] 
[02:45.50](接白)
[02:45.50]你睇真的啦，齊王御用呀
[02:49.50] 
[02:49.50](禿唱合尺花)
[02:49.50]你睇嚇是否同埋一樣 (上)；
[02:56.50] 
[02:56.50]旦: (插白)
[02:56.50]系噃
[03:02.00] 
[03:02.00](七字句反線中板)
[03:02.00]你既然系皇帝，更要鬧你荒唐。
[03:19.00]應該要禮下於人，不應如斯草莽；
[03:36.50]所謂金玉其外，敗絮中藏。
[03:55.50] 
[03:55.50](轉花)
[03:55.50]喂，難道你自恃權威，不顧行為乖妄啩；
[04:07.00] 
[04:07.00]生: (插白)
[04:07.00]你都算大膽
[04:12.00] 
[04:12.00](再打中板鑼鼓)
[04:12.00](十字句反線中板)
[04:12.00]呢只辣胡椒，
[04:22.00]的確是牙尖嘴利，
[04:27.00]不覺傾動了孤皇。
[04:40.00]雖則裙布荊釵，
[04:51.50]但係月貌花容，
[04:57.50]有若天仙一樣；
[05:11.00]呢個可人兒，
[05:23.00]若得納為妃子，
[05:29.00]真個艷福無雙。
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50](轉花)
[05:42.50]敢問你何姓何名，請對孤皇直講；
[05:52.50] 
[05:52.50]旦: (插白)
[05:52.50]問我呀？
[05:53.50] 
[05:53.50]生: (接白)
[05:53.50]係呀
[05:55.50] 
[05:55.50](斷頭)
[05:55.50]旦: (天上人間)
[05:55.50]住在呢處小村鄉，
[05:59.00]我叫做鐘無艷，
[06:03.00]大名經已震天響 (才)
[06:11.50] 
[06:11.50](禿頭花)
[06:11.50]唓，你又唔係對親家、談族譜，何必係處問短問長。
[06:26.00] 
[06:26.00]生: (接唱)
[06:26.00]就係想同你對親家，未悉能否遂孤皇所望；
[06:36.00] 
[06:36.00]旦: (插白)
[06:36.00]噉呀？(二才)
[06:39.00] 
[06:39.00](三腳凳)
[06:39.00]聞皇相愛悅，奴已喜洋洋。
[06:46.00]借意假惺惺，騷頭兼作狀；
[06:53.00]我裝成嬌羞狀，唉吔含笑對君皇。(才)
[07:00.00] 
[07:00.00]生: (插白)
[07:00.00]嘩，呢一笑真係攞命咯
[07:02.50] 
[07:02.50]旦: (花)
[07:02.50]我決意不做王妃，
[07:06.50] 
[07:06.50]生: (白)
[07:06.50]嚇？
[07:09.50] 
[07:09.50]旦: (接唱)
[07:09.50]除非你許我昭陽執掌；
[07:14.00] 
[07:14.00]生: (插白)
[07:14.00]得
[07:17.00] 
[07:17.00](梳妝台)
[07:17.00]得你答應結成雙，
[07:20.50]喜笑欲狂，
[07:24.00]一於許卿家，
[07:27.50]你位執昭陽，
[07:31.00] 
[07:31.00]旦: (接唱)
[07:31.00]蒙你許婚，
[07:35.00]聲價至無上，
[07:38.50]應該向夫君，
[07:42.50]謝恩禮下忙
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50]生: (先鋒鈸白)
[07:45.50]嘩，咪住，咪住，咪住
[07:50.00] 
[07:50.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[07:50.00]乜你靚面只得一邊，
[07:54.00]呢一邊我敢看；
[07:58.00] 
[07:58.00]旦: (序白)
[07:58.00]一邊靚就夠㗎啦
[08:01.00] 
[08:01.00]生: (接唱)
[08:01.00]原來呢一邊面，
[08:06.00]勝過黑面閻王。
[08:13.50] 
[08:13.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:13.50]我面縱有鴛鴦，
[08:16.50]內心無異樣；
[08:23.50]我地既成夫婦咯，
[08:29.00]唉吔黑啲呢都好平常。
[08:33.50] 
[08:33.50](白)
[08:33.50]喂，你翳我，唔係我翳你咋
[08:36.50] 
[08:36.50]生: (接唱)
[08:36.50]你撒賴死冤，
[08:40.00]真令我心火上；
[08:47.50]我不如一箭，
[08:53.00]射死在當堂。(包才)
[08:58.00] 
[08:58.00]旦: (白)
[08:58.00]哈哈
[08:59.50] 
[08:59.50]生: (先鋒鈸介口白)
[08:59.50]嘩，做乜接到㗎嚇？(閃才)
[09:00.50] 
[09:00.50]旦: (鹹水歌)
[09:00.50]怕乜你暗箭傷人，已經接到本姑娘嘅手上呢冤鬼；
[09:10.50]等我還君一箭，
[09:12.50] 
[09:12.50](白)
[09:12.50]睇住
[09:13.00] 
[09:13.00](接唱)
[09:13.00]要你命送閻王。
[09:16.50] 
[09:16.50]生: (叫白)
[09:16.50]喂喂喂，有商量，有商量
[09:21.00] 
[09:21.00](先鋒鈸接二才)
[09:21.00](減字芙蓉)
[09:21.00]嗰個醜婦有驚人技，嚇壞了孤皇。
[09:27.50]望你手下乞留情，願從卿所望；
[09:34.50] 
[09:34.50]旦: (接唱)
[09:34.50]除非許我婚事，冊立入昭陽。(包才)
[09:41.00] 
[09:41.00]生: (插白)
[09:41.00]做得到
[09:42.50] 
[09:42.50](花)
[09:42.50]光棍不吃眼前虧，不若暫且應承，許你昭陽執掌；
[09:58.00] 
[09:58.00](全斷頭)
[09:58.00]旦: (走馬)
[09:58.00]君呀你必須要玉帶為聘，
[10:03.50]儂為怕你易變心腸，
[10:08.00] 
[10:08.00]生: (接唱)
[10:08.00]急解帶相送與卿，
[10:13.50]今番愛卿你諒已心安，
[10:17.50] 
[10:17.50]旦: (接唱)
[10:17.50]揀邊一個時辰問我郎，
[10:23.50] 
[10:23.50]生: (接唱)
[10:23.50]因乜你個心重未安，
[10:28.50]金口允許又何用再慌，
[10:33.00] 
[10:33.00]旦: (接唱)
[10:33.00]慌你貪口爽，
[10:35.50]任情亂咁講，
[10:39.00] 
[10:39.00]生: (接唱)
[10:39.00]時擇五月十三嗰日，
[10:43.50]一定招親到卿府上，
[10:49.00] 
[10:49.00]旦: (接唱)
[10:49.00]時定五月十三嗰日毋有誤，
[10:55.00]我待嫁夫郎，
[10:58.50] 
[10:58.50]生: (接唱)
[10:58.50]有行，
[11:00.50]你毋疑慮成日掛望，
[11:05.50] 
[11:05.50]旦: (接唱)
[11:05.50]千金一諾，
[11:09.00]即拜別歸家往
[11:12.50] 
[11:12.50](俏皮白)
[11:12.50]再見呀，夫皇 (下介)
[11:14.00] 
[11:14.00](閃才)
[11:14.00]生: (口白)
[11:14.00]唔
[11:26.00] 
[11:26.00](花下句)
[11:26.00]好採我暫時敷衍佢咋，計騙紅妝。(一才收)
[11:40.50]