切換到繁體
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 [ti:稻草人]
 [ar:梁醒波 朱少坡]
 [al:]
 [au:唐涤生]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]稻草人
[00:00.00]梁醒波 朱少坡演唱
[00:00.00]唐涤生撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:04.00]肥神仙: (白)
[00:04.00]得闲无事,四海云游,咁就够好啦,唉吔
[00:19.00] 
[00:19.00](唱小桃红)
[00:19.00]我不是济颠,
[00:25.00]我不是铁禅,
[00:30.00]一唔食狗兼之更不食烟,
[00:40.00]扮个书生拈把白纸扇,
[00:48.00]下凡路咁远,
[00:52.00]几番想过潺后转,
[00:59.00]不过心好为善,
[01:05.00]点化俗子叹工作未完,
[01:09.00]落到荒山就有弯转
[01:16.00] 
[01:16.00](白)
[01:16.00]吾乃汉钟离是也,奉了玉皇之命,下凡考察,现身说法,有乜刮龙邪臣,与共贪污菩萨,辣辣哒哒走埋一笪,我就一于乱掴,绳之于法,有乜傻佬笨伯,即如好似呀兰卖猪,一千唔卖卖八百,我一定将佢教精,否则佢就会连饭都冇得吃,有乜浪蝶狂蜂与脂粉客,色胆猖狂我就拍姜咁拍,好啦好啦,嚟到太平山,充正江湖客,救世救民,难辞其责,
[02:09.00] 
[02:09.00](板眼)
[02:09.00]行到凼凼转,
[02:14.00]两头捐;
[02:19.00]途经元朗又到沙田。
[02:28.00]远望呢个农场,禾田一片;
[02:38.00]禾生九穗,真令我喜地欢天。
[02:48.00]又只见禾雀乱飞,一定系想搏乱顶啦;
[02:58.00]若不将佢嚟驱逐,容乜易鬼晒啲禾田。
[03:16.00] 
[03:16.00](见稻草人白)
[03:16.00]唓,担心小样啦,我攞嚟担心,原来个边有人看住嘅,横掂得闲乱贡,走埋去打下牙较咋,呢位先生,仁兄,乡里,点解问极唔声,行埋啲睇真吓,(行前愕然介) 啊,呢个唔系人嚟,不过整成一个人咁样,天生冇呢亭咁嚟,系乜嘢嚟硬明白嘅,
[03:58.00] 
[03:58.00](唱月儿像柠檬)
[03:58.00]我肥神系眼蒙,
[04:04.00]呢个系乜嘢咚咚,
[04:09.00]佢两手摇摇动动,
[04:15.00]趁着风吹郁郁贡,
[04:20.00]等的雀仔见到就各散西东,
[04:26.00]佢就怕被人生㓥拈去煎逢,
[04:31.50]叹孖啫拈去做餸,
[04:37.00]肥神仙配服田农,
[04:42.00]能把良谋运用,
[04:48.00]种熟了禾田不惊的雀乱碰
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00](木鱼)
[04:59.00]睇佢有头又冇耳仔,
[05:04.00]又冇双眼,
[05:05.00] 
[05:05.00](白)
[05:05.00]叫佢睇乜嘢呢
[05:07.00] 
[05:07.00](接唱)
[05:07.00]点能分辨黑暗光辉;
[05:12.00]佢冇口又点能倾偈,我都邓佢好难为。
[05:20.00]佢又冇鼻哥又点得鼻涕;
[05:25.00]佢究竟系人抑或系鬼,实在叫做乜东西。
[05:37.00] 
[05:37.00](行前望真续唱)
[05:37.00]哦,原来佢用禾杆扎成,重假过的木头公仔;
[05:43.00]插田中吓雀仔,呢个就系叫做稻草人嚟。
[05:54.00] 
[05:54.00](白)
[05:54.00]吓,呢个稻草人都几有趣噃,的风吹吓佢就郁郁吓,等的雀当佢系真人办,就唔敢飞埋去食禾花,好,等本神仙念在忠心为主,赐的福畀你至得,
[06:14.00] 
[06:14.00](二王)
[06:14.00]赐你慧眼一双,
[06:18.00]等你见吓人间一切;
[06:31.00] 
[06:31.00](念咒白)
[06:31.00]稻草假人,忠心可赞,保护农产,功在世间,幸有仙缘,赐双慧眼,待我念动真言,不理鬼反,请到天皇巨星,舞台花旦,意大利肉弹,罗路煲裂鸡蛋,银坛坏蛋,银坛坏蛋,原子弹,核子弹,等你有眉有眼,睇透人间,急急如律令,变,得咗,
[07:05.50] 
[07:05.50](唱戏水鸳鸯)
[07:05.50]有对神仙眼,
[07:08.00]此后能分辨,
[07:11.00]有雀仔飞到禾田作反,
[07:17.00]你才去将佢嚟驱散,
[07:21.50]冇雀呢就以偷吓懒,
[07:26.50]你学就学望吓,
[07:29.00]个对飞来雁,
[07:31.00]双双对对,
[07:33.00]亲亲爱爱不离散
[07:38.00] 
[07:38.00](白)
[07:38.00]稻草人,而家你睇到丫吗,听到添啦系咪,(闭目失笑介) 哈哈,乜我自己咁傻瓜,唔怪得佢眨下眨下只眼,眼光光啦,佢都未有耳仔,又点会听我讲呢,嚟啦为人为到底,送佛送到西,(喃喃念白) 耳乃听官,岂能无耳,阿聋送殡,不理不知,笑骂由人,塞里双耳,待我念动真言,请到鲁班先师,骑牛老子,琉璜马师,火山孝子,欧西罗丝,东洋代子,甜椰丝,酸提子,ABCDEFG,开花结子,急急如律令,(大喝介) 变,得咗,而家有眼又有耳,
[08:39.00] 
[08:39.00](唱岷江夜曲)
[08:39.00]你又有双耳,
[08:42.00]应该听道理,
[08:45.00]俾心机,
[08:48.00]不应惹事非,
[08:50.00]有时望飞机,
[08:53.00]咪乱当雀高飞,
[08:56.00]佢非偷吃禾田你不必理,
[09:01.00]佢每天装客航行几千里
[09:09.00] 
[09:09.00](减字芙蓉下句)
[09:09.00]呢对神仙顺风耳,我义赠不容辞。
[09:22.00]双耳可听八方,自古话隔墙防有耳;
[09:33.50] 
[09:33.50](白)
[09:33.50]讲嘢唔好笠乱讲知嘛,
[09:36.50] 
[09:36.50](接唱)
[09:36.50]有阵耳闻胜过目睹,因为一讲你便知。
[09:49.00] 
[09:49.00](花上句)
[09:49.00]你听吓有班村女唱山歌,
[09:54.00] 
[09:54.00](白)
[09:54.00]哗,芳腔,女腔,仙腔,鸡腔,鸭腔,霸腔,乜腔都有……,
[10:04.00] 
[10:04.00](接唱)
[10:04.00]婉转莺喉真悦耳;
[10:15.00] 
[10:15.00](白)
[10:15.00]稻草人听几好听,又系盏口徙气,
[10:28.00] 
[10:28.00](三脚凳)
[10:28.00]原来佢未有口,难以对答如流。
[10:36.00]我平素好助人,等我赠埋你有乜研究;
[10:44.00]等你有口能应付,但系切不可招尤。
[10:53.00] 
[10:53.00](白)
[10:53.00]记住,记住,
[10:54.50] 
[10:54.50](花)
[10:54.50]第一忌搬是搬非,第二忌莫过心唔对口;
[11:08.00] 
[11:08.00](白)
[11:08.00]出嚟食要讲咀头,待本神仙,赠埋你个口,死都讲番生,声声老友,一经受落,你就猛拍膊头,(大喝介) 变,记得口浪猪油,要够晒棹头,唔好乱指西游呀,吓 (笑曰) 嘻嘻,好嘢啩
[11:38.00] 
[11:38.00](卖相思)
[11:38.00]记得我嘅事情你咪泄漏,
[11:43.00]致把天机识透,
[11:47.00]你有口应识昆马,
[11:52.00]充正上流,
[11:56.00]我问你复何求,
[12:00.00]立即开吓口,
[12:05.00]我是个神人,
[12:09.00]不过下山安步云游
[12:21.00] 
[12:21.00](中板)
[12:21.00]我叫一句稻草人,
[12:29.00]而家你仙缘虽有,
[12:33.00]若到人间揾食,
[12:38.00]啲功夫都未入流。
[12:45.00]有的食饭神仙,
[12:54.50]又话银树可以开花,
[12:58.00]不过志在骗财,
[13:04.00]引玉抛砖唯利诱;
[13:10.00]至紧要第一戒贪,
[13:20.00]第二要对人和气,
[13:24.00]第三紧记色字有把刀在头。
[13:36.00] 
[13:36.00](花)
[13:36.00]喂,至坚要忠忠实实去做人,就不至行前俾人讲后;
[13:50.00] 
[13:50.00](白)
[13:50.00]咁你听到未呀,
[13:52.00] 
[13:52.00]稻草人: (白)
[13:52.00]听到
[13:54.00] 
[13:54.00]肥神: (白)
[13:54.00]你听到乜嘢,睇唔睇到嘢,
[13:57.50] 
[13:57.50]稻草人: (白)
[13:57.50]睇到添,
[13:59.00] 
[13:59.00]肥神: (白)
[13:59.00]重睇到添,好好,睇到乜嘢呀,
[14:02.00] 
[14:02.00]稻草人: (白)
[14:02.00]睇到天地好大,
[14:06.00] 
[14:06.00]肥神: (白)
[14:06.00]好,等我考吓你至得,咁系闻到啲嘢未呀,菜嘅味道同花嘅味道有乜嘢分别有冇呀,
[14:19.00] 
[14:19.00]稻草人: (白)
[14:19.00]肥神仙,乜的花同啲菜都有味道嘅咩,
[14:24.00] 
[14:24.00]肥神: (白)
[14:24.00]乜冇呀,乜嘢都有味道嘅,有香有臭丫吗,
[14:30.00] 
[14:30.00]稻草人: (白)
[14:30.00]我话冇,
[14:35.00] 
[14:35.00]肥神: (白)
[14:35.00]哈哈,原来我自己傻瓜唔系佢,佢都未曾有鼻系道,难怪难怪,好,唔计带,等我送埋个鼻畀你又点话,(喃喃念白) 能分香臭,全靠个鼻,靠索靠闻,焉能无鼻,阿崩掹鼻,大吉大利,急急如律令 (大喝) 哈,而家你五官都齐全吖哪,
[15:15.00] 
[15:15.00](南岛春光)
[15:15.00]鼻鼻鼻,
[15:17.50]若冇鼻实最忌,
[15:20.00]吸收芬芳辨五味,
[15:25.00]鼻冇实最悲,
[15:30.00]确嘥心机,
[15:32.50]猪也有鼻狗也有鼻,
[15:37.00]有鼻至有味,
[15:42.00]香臭辨明,
[15:44.00]只靠个鼻闻,
[15:47.00]天意做成,
[15:48.50]一切有用途,
[15:52.00]全冇神秘
[15:57.00] 
[15:57.00](白)
[15:57.00]你而家闻到嘢未,
[15:59.50] 
[15:59.50]稻草人: (白)
[15:59.50]闻到叻,啲花就香嘅,菜就臭臭地嘅,
[16:06.50] 
[16:06.50]肥神: (白)
[16:06.50]唓,唔系的菜臭,根本啲菜本身冇臭,所谓臭者,就系濑嗰的肥料落去,肥料臭啫,臭完佢就香嘅叻,嗰的花呢,香完又会臭个播,
[16:28.00] 
[16:28.00]稻草人: (白)
[16:28.00]乜咁㗎,
[16:29.50] 
[16:29.50]肥神: (白)
[16:29.50]当然啦,
[16:31.00] 
[16:31.00](长二王下句)
[16:31.00]啲世事确儿嬉,
[16:37.00]人生如做戏,
[16:43.00]有香然后有臭,
[16:50.00]绝不为奇,
[16:57.00]有臭至有香,
[17:03.00]岂无此理,
[17:10.00]香完又臭,
[17:15.00]臭完又香两样不离。
[17:30.00] 
[17:30.00](二王短序)
[17:30.00]香香臭臭讲时期
[17:35.00] 
[17:35.00](接唱二王)
[17:35.00]所谓得运一条龙,
[17:41.50]失运要掹人衫尾;
[17:57.50] 
[17:57.50](白)
[17:57.50]稻草人,稻草人,而家你觉得的花香,但系佢开残之后,的枝枝叶叶俾风吹雨打呕呕埋埋咁就霉,霉咗嗰就臭啦,
[18:13.00] 
[18:13.00]稻草人: (白)
[18:13.00]哦,
[18:16.00] 
[18:16.00]肥神: (白)
[18:16.00]嗱,我有样吩咐你呀,你个鼻实在好危险,好危险叻,
[18:24.00] 
[18:24.00]稻草人: (白)
[18:24.00]点解呀,
[18:26.00] 
[18:26.00]肥神: (白)
[18:26.00]你要会运用至得,只许闻,不许索,如果你索油呢,一吓就会索着火水叻,就会惹火焚身,记得吗,
[18:39.50] 
[18:39.50]稻草人: (白)
[18:39.50]记得,
[18:41.00] 
[18:41.00]肥神: (白)
[18:41.00]咁你会唔会索油呀你实在,
[18:45.00] 
[18:45.00]稻草人: (白)
[18:45.00]唔会,
[18:47.00] 
[18:47.00]肥神: (掹白)
[18:47.00]唓,乜你而家变咗人,重咁古板㗎你,
[18:52.00] 
[18:52.00](赌仔自叹)
[18:52.00]共你倾得咁熟,
[18:55.00]咪笨似一碌木,
[18:57.00]直肠直肚真正木独,
[19:03.00] 
[19:03.00](插白)
[19:03.00]咪我问一句你答一句得㗎
[19:07.00] 
[19:07.00](接唱)
[19:07.00]运用口材凡事要醒目,
[19:12.00]巧变灵机采风与问俗,
[19:16.50]最令人讨厌咪周身焗宿,
[19:22.50] 
[19:22.50](插白)
[19:22.50]出嚟捞把口好紧要㗎
[19:26.00] 
[19:26.00](接唱)
[19:26.00]咁样定俾人笑你大懵兼阿福,
[19:31.00]虽则你并冇受教育,
[19:36.00]但有神仙助,
[19:38.50]运到天赐福,
[19:41.00]仙家妙术令你心满足,
[19:47.50] 
[19:47.50](插白)
[19:47.50]你最紧要咪口花花得罪人呀
[19:51.00] 
[19:51.00](接唱)
[19:51.00]今番点醒你,
[19:56.00]学嘢要急促,
[20:01.50]逢人称做伯叔,
[20:06.50]咁至令佢心舒服
[20:11.50] 
[20:11.50](白)
[20:11.50]知道吗,个把口生嚟讲嘢嘅,你要识利用佢,不能话好似木头咁问一句答一句咁密实嘅,而家你做咗人咯噃知吗,
[20:24.50] 
[20:24.50]稻草人: (白)
[20:24.50]肥神仙,你唔好闹我咋,点解,人就有灵感同聪明嘅,我而家灵感同聪明都冇,我点算得系人呢,点识同你讲咁多嘢,对答如流呢,
[20:48.50] 
[20:48.50]肥神: (白)
[20:48.50]吓,系又系道理,唔争在赐埋的灵感聪明俾你又点话,好似人地公司大减价,大赠送又话跳楼货咁样,唔相干,本神仙慈悲为怀,更加冇计嘅,(念白) 虽有五官,依然未足,人冇灵感,等如草木,人冇聪明,等于阿福,两样赐埋,等你聪灵绝俗,急急如律令,变,哈哈哈,你而家有聪明灵感啦啩,
[21:34.50] 
[21:34.50](满场飞)
[21:34.50]嚟叻企定咪乱咗性,
[21:39.50]一有灵时就会变精,
[21:44.50]就变精,
[21:46.50]你要熟性训导听,
[21:49.50]今番巳似人形,
[21:53.50] 
[21:53.50](插白)
[21:53.50]喂,你现时乜都有叻,可以出去问世自立,唔系靠吓几只雀仔嚟过日,咁唔得噃
[22:03.50] 
[22:03.50]稻草人: (白)
[22:03.50]我知叻,你估重一旧饭系田度吓雀咁笨呀,呢白的等耕田佬自己做番都得叻,
[22:10.50] 
[22:10.50]肥神: (白)
[22:10.50]讲嘢叻咗
[22:13.00] 
[22:13.00]稻草人: (接唱)
[22:13.00]呢的乜嘢声,
[22:15.50]呢的乜嘢声,
[22:18.00] 
[22:18.00]肥神: (接唱)
[22:18.00]一阵雀声,
[22:20.50]一队雀影,
[22:23.00] 
[22:23.00]稻草人: (接唱)
[22:23.00]俾佢大叫吱喳催唤我醒,
[22:28.00]腹中见饿好似雷鸣,
[22:33.00] 
[22:33.00](白)
[22:33.00]揾几只雀仔食吓至得,咪走呀,
[22:36.00] 
[22:36.00]肥神: (白)
[22:36.00]哗,乜佢一有咗灵感聪明,大开杀戒,得了,喂,食一只好咯重食,哎呀,睇佢手又血,口又血,点搅呀,
[22:48.50] 
[22:48.50]稻草人: (大笑白)
[22:48.50]哈哈哈,好嘢呀
[22:52.00] 
[22:52.00](接唱)
[22:52.00]古人都有话食色性也,
[22:57.50]肚饿难捱实系恶顶,实系恶顶,
[23:04.50]佢食壳我食佢,
[23:07.00]咁样够最公正,
[23:14.50] 
[23:14.50](白)
[23:14.50]又一只,哎呀,好味道呀,好甜呀,
[23:19.00] 
[23:19.00]肥神: (插白)
[23:19.00]哗,重话好味道,喂,食完一只又一只,连毛夹屎吞,好咯,阴功呀阴功呀,哎吔,残忍咯,你食唔食
[23:31.00] 
[23:31.00](接唱)
[23:31.00]真系死俾过你睇,
[23:33.50]死俾你睇,
[23:36.00]真系要吊颈,
[23:38.50]真系要吊颈,
[23:41.00]睇佢逐只生吞真系气顶,
[23:46.00]你把的雀杀害凶恶绝情,
[23:51.00] 
[23:51.00]稻草人: (接唱)
[23:51.00]我原本是未识性,
[23:56.00]得你埋嚟我学到精,
[24:01.00]学到精,
[24:03.50] 
[24:03.50]肥神: (接唱)
[24:03.50]你快立正,
[24:05.00]快立正,
[24:06.00]休得咁不恭敬
[24:09.50] 
[24:09.50](白)
[24:09.50]企住,
[24:10.50] 
[24:10.50]稻草人: (白)
[24:10.50]乜企住,剥你的衫,剥你的衫,
[24:14.00] 
[24:14.00]肥神: (白)
[24:14.00]喂,喂,乜你咁都得㗎,哗,喂,乜除咗我件神仙袍,咁点得嘅,
[24:18.00] 
[24:18.00]稻草人: (白)
[24:18.00]乜嘢唔得呀,你有我冇就要抢啦,
[24:22.50] 
[24:22.50]肥神: (白)
[24:22.50]原来系咁,
[24:27.50] 
[24:27.50](快花)
[24:27.50]做乜你一有人性,就好似马骝甩绳。
[24:34.50]居然断抢太横蛮,知否人间法律严刑订;
[24:42.00] 
[24:42.00]稻草人: (白)
[24:42.00]你快啲除啰你,
[24:45.50] 
[24:45.50](花)
[24:45.50]有衣穿着能温暖,我无衣穿着冷如冰。
[24:54.50]衣食住,若不公平,怎怪人间难安静;
[25:04.50] 
[25:04.50]肥神: (白)
[25:04.50]稻草人,你断抢咁点得呢,好彩我肥神仙系男性啫,如果我系女神仙,唔系领晒你嘢,你想衣食住好容易解决啫,只要系肯付出你嘅劳力求进取,咁就唔慌冇㗎啦,
[25:25.00] 
[25:25.00]稻草人: (白)
[25:25.00]哦,咁我去边度求进取呀,肥神仙,
[25:29.00] 
[25:29.00]肥神: (白)
[25:29.00]你真系傻梗,天地之大,四方可求,咁唔系去得,去啦,
[25:33.50] 
[25:33.50]稻草人: (白)
[25:33.50]好,咁又好,听吓你话,四围荡吓至得,
[25:42.00] 
[25:42.00]肥神: (白)
[25:42.00]哗,弊叻,呢个嘢我而家稔落,佢衰系衰在荡字,嫖赌饮荡吹,就系荡字都几坏,睇你点荡法,步步尺七,钩梗你尾,
[25:58.00] 
[25:58.00]稻草人: (白)
[25:58.00]吓,神仙,神仙,你睇吓,行紧来个大姐几正
[26:09.00] 
[26:09.00](唱花鼓芙蓉)
[26:09.00]佢最靓嗰对秋波,
[26:12.50]腰围真纤瘦,
[26:20.50]佢好比风前杨柳,
[26:26.50]最攞命一笑回眸,
[26:32.50] 
[26:32.50](浪白)
[26:32.50]成个啜核荔枝咁,冇得弹,
[26:36.00] 
[26:36.00](回头接唱)
[26:36.00]个边又有飞妹,
[26:40.00]生来好靓溜,
[26:45.00] 
[26:45.00](白)
[26:45.00]睇吓神仙,
[26:48.50] 
[26:48.50](接唱)
[26:48.50]真系玲珑曲线,
[26:54.50]堪称健美之流,
[27:00.50] 
[27:00.50]肥神: (白)
[27:00.50]哎吔,我冇落到盐,佢都咁咸呢,
[27:04.00] 
[27:04.00]稻草人: (回头接唱)
[27:04.00]世上美娇姿,
[27:07.50]有若花团锦绣,
[27:12.50]喑盼谐鸾凤,
[27:16.00]又何妨随尾后
[27:20.50] 
[27:20.50](白)
[27:20.50]喂,大姐唔驶走嘅,
[27:24.00] 
[27:24.00](唱龙飞凤舞)
[27:24.00]嚟啦,小姐你勿怕丑嚟啦,
[27:30.00]嚟啦,手挽手共畅游,
[27:35.50]大姐,你挽左佢挽右,
[27:41.50]大姐,想按摩我力够,
[27:46.00] 
[27:46.00]肥神: (白)
[27:46.00]抢呀,抢呀,
[27:47.50] 
[27:47.50](续唱)
[27:47.50]见佢索嘢作风如地猫,
[27:53.50]佢太过冇礼最衰嗰把口,
[27:59.00] 
[27:59.00]稻草人: (接唱)
[27:59.00]喂,嫁我带你太空渡蜜月,
[28:05.00]食嘅着嘅你想要我就有
[28:09.00] 
[28:09.00]肥神: (白)
[28:09.00]哎吔,咁都抵佢做人嘅,真系越睇越起火,真系重笑添呀,
[28:18.00] 
[28:18.00](逍遥乐)
[28:18.00]佢见美起心立乱吼,
[28:23.50]冤冤气气实难受,
[28:28.00]一见就欲上手,
[28:31.50]太过披猖似跟尾狗,
[28:38.00] 
[28:38.00](插白)
[28:38.00]一日都系我自己错,哎,呢趟闯祸啦,
[28:42.50] 
[28:42.50]稻草人: (接唱)
[28:42.50]完全为美色所诱,
[28:45.00]死追猛跟未怕丑,
[28:51.00] 
[28:51.00](白)
[28:51.00]等埋我呀大姐,
[28:53.50] 
[28:53.50]肥神: (接唱)
[28:53.50]见佢就作呕,
[28:56.00]因乜得咁下流,
[29:02.00] 
[29:02.00](插白)
[29:02.00]咁都搅得掂嘅,唔得不成世界
[29:07.00] 
[29:07.00](接唱)
[29:07.00]曳极无术救,
[29:12.50]枉我用心仁义厚
[29:17.50] 
[29:17.50](白)
[29:17.50]咪叻,咪叻,呢嗰嘢都系唔得嘅,等我要定身法定住佢先,急急如律令 (大喝介) 定,
[29:23.50] 
[29:23.50]稻草人: (白)
[29:23.50]哎吔,肥神仙呀,点解你用定身法定住我呀,我唔郁得喎,
[29:28.50] 
[29:28.50]肥神仙: (白)
[29:28.50]哗,俾你行重得了么,嗰阵唔驶出热头啰,乌天暗地呀成日,咪郁
[29:42.50] 
[29:42.50](秃头中板)
[29:42.50]而家我要逐样收番,
[29:51.00]初到太平山下,
[29:55.00]第一次就卖错了人情。
[30:06.00]先将你把口来收,
[30:15.50]免至你嘴利牙尖,
[30:20.00]任意去伤残小生命;
[30:31.50]我重要收番你对鬼鼠眼,
[30:41.00]免至你耽耽虎视,
[30:45.50]一见到女人就望过不停。
[30:57.00]更要收埋你对耳仔添,
[31:06.50]免得你耳听八方,
[31:11.50]终日去捕风捉影;
[31:23.00]呢你最衰个个白鼻哥,
[31:32.50]不止话巳闻呢脂粉味,
[31:37.00]更兼索着血腥。
[31:48.50]我重要收番你点聪明,
[31:58.00]估唔到人有聪明,
[32:03.00]呢就会妄开杀性;
[32:14.50]终日搞到明火打劫,
[32:25.00]弱肉强食,
[32:28.50]无怪嗰个世界冇日安宁。
[32:38.50] 
[32:38.50](七字清)
[32:38.50]神仙初下凡尘境;
[32:47.50]我方知凡人有阵会错用假聪明。
[32:58.00]造物创人原纯正;
[33:07.00]又点知频绵烽火永不停。
[33:16.00]天上安闲我致有肥得挓挓令;
[33:28.50]若果在人间留恋,容乜易瘦到我变只马骝精。
[33:41.50] 
[33:41.50](催快)
[33:41.50]游戏人间留话柄;
[33:46.50]连忙覆命返天庭。
[33:52.50]善恶到头终报应;
[33:58.00]争名夺利为何情。
[34:04.00]但只愿他日重来,一新视听;
[34:31.00]只见人心皆向善,嗰阵自会天下太平。
[34:54.50]