| [ti:稻草人]
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| [ar:梁醒波 朱少坡]
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| [au:唐滌生]
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| [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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[00:00.00] | 稻草人
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[00:00.00] | 梁醒波 朱少坡演唱
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[00:00.00] | 唐滌生撰曲
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[00:04.00] | 肥神仙: (白)
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[00:04.00] | 得閒無事,四海雲遊,咁就夠好啦,唉吔
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[00:19.00] |
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[00:19.00] | (唱小桃紅)
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[00:19.00] | 我不是濟顛,
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[00:25.00] | 我不是鐵禪,
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[00:30.00] | 一唔食狗兼之更不食煙,
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[00:40.00] | 扮個書生拈把白紙扇,
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[00:48.00] | 下凡路咁遠,
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[00:52.00] | 幾番想過潺後轉,
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[00:59.00] | 不過心好為善,
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[01:05.00] | 點化俗子嘆工作未完,
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[01:09.00] | 落到荒山就有彎轉
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[01:16.00] |
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[01:16.00] | (白)
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[01:16.00] | 吾乃漢鍾離是也,奉了玉皇之命,下凡考察,現身說法,有乜刮龍邪臣,與共貪污菩薩,辣辣噠噠走埋一笪,我就一於亂摑,繩之於法,有乜傻佬笨伯,即如好似呀蘭賣豬,一千唔賣賣八百,我一定將佢教精,否則佢就會連飯都冇得吃,有乜浪蝶狂蜂與脂粉客,色膽猖狂我就拍姜咁拍,好啦好啦,嚟到太平山,充正江湖客,救世救民,難辭其責,
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[02:09.00] |
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[02:09.00] | (板眼)
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[02:09.00] | 行到氹氹轉,
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[02:14.00] | 兩頭捐;
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[02:19.00] | 途經元朗又到沙田。
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[02:28.00] | 遠望呢個農場,禾田一片;
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[02:38.00] | 禾生九穗,真令我喜地歡天。
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[02:48.00] | 又只見禾雀亂飛,一定係想搏亂頂啦;
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[02:58.00] | 若不將佢嚟驅逐,容乜易鬼曬啲禾田。
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[03:16.00] |
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[03:16.00] | (見稻草人白)
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[03:16.00] | 唓,擔心小樣啦,我攞嚟擔心,原來個邊有人看住嘅,橫掂得閒亂貢,走埋去打下牙較咋,呢位先生,仁兄,鄉里,點解問極唔聲,行埋啲睇真嚇,(行前愕然介) 啊,呢個唔係人嚟,不過整成一個人咁樣,天生冇呢亭咁嚟,系乜嘢嚟硬明白嘅,
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[03:58.00] |
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[03:58.00] | (唱月兒像檸檬)
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[03:58.00] | 我肥神系眼矇,
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[04:04.00] | 呢個系乜嘢咚咚,
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[04:09.00] | 佢兩手搖搖動動,
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[04:15.00] | 趁著風吹鬱鬱貢,
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[04:20.00] | 等的雀仔見到就各散西東,
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[04:26.00] | 佢就怕被人生㓥拈去煎逢,
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[04:31.50] | 嘆孖啫拈去做餸,
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[04:37.00] | 肥神仙配服田農,
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[04:42.00] | 能把良謀運用,
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[04:48.00] | 種熟了禾田不驚的雀亂碰
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[04:59.00] |
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[04:59.00] | (木魚)
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[04:59.00] | 睇佢有頭又冇耳仔,
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[05:04.00] | 又冇雙眼,
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[05:05.00] |
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[05:05.00] | (白)
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[05:05.00] | 叫佢睇乜嘢呢
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[05:07.00] |
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[05:07.00] | (接唱)
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[05:07.00] | 點能分辨黑暗光輝;
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[05:12.00] | 佢冇口又點能傾偈,我都鄧佢好難為。
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[05:20.00] | 佢又冇鼻哥又點得鼻涕;
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[05:25.00] | 佢究竟係人抑或系鬼,實在叫做乜東西。
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[05:37.00] |
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[05:37.00] | (行前望真續唱)
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[05:37.00] | 哦,原來佢用禾桿紮成,重假過的木頭公仔;
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[05:43.00] | 插田中嚇雀仔,呢個就係叫做稻草人嚟。
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[05:54.00] |
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[05:54.00] | (白)
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[05:54.00] | 嚇,呢個稻草人都幾有趣噃,的風吹嚇佢就鬱鬱嚇,等的雀當佢係真人辦,就唔敢飛埋去食禾花,好,等本神仙念在忠心為主,賜的福畀你至得,
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[06:14.00] |
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[06:14.00] | (二王)
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[06:14.00] | 賜你慧眼一雙,
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[06:18.00] | 等你見嚇人間一切;
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[06:31.00] |
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[06:31.00] | (念咒白)
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[06:31.00] | 稻草假人,忠心可讚,保護農產,功在世間,幸有仙緣,賜雙慧眼,待我念動真言,不理鬼反,請到天皇巨星,舞台花旦,義大利肉彈,羅路煲裂雞蛋,銀壇壞蛋,銀壇壞蛋,原子彈,核子彈,等你有眉有眼,睇透人間,急急如律令,變,得咗,
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[07:05.50] |
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[07:05.50] | (唱戲水鴛鴦)
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[07:05.50] | 有對神仙眼,
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[07:08.00] | 此後能分辨,
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[07:11.00] | 有雀仔飛到禾田作反,
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[07:17.00] | 你才去將佢嚟驅散,
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[07:21.50] | 冇雀呢就以偷嚇懶,
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[07:26.50] | 你學就學望嚇,
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[07:29.00] | 個對飛來雁,
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[07:31.00] | 雙雙對對,
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[07:33.00] | 親親愛愛不離散
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[07:38.00] | (白)
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[07:38.00] | 稻草人,而家你睇到丫嗎,聽到添啦係咪,(閉目失笑介) 哈哈,乜我自己咁傻瓜,唔怪得佢眨下眨下隻眼,眼光光啦,佢都未有耳仔,又點會聽我講呢,嚟啦為人為到底,送佛送到西,(喃喃念白) 耳乃聽官,豈能無耳,阿聾送殯,不理不知,笑罵由人,塞裡雙耳,待我念動真言,請到魯班先師,騎牛老子,琉璜馬師,火山孝子,歐西羅絲,東洋代子,甜椰絲,酸提子,ABCDEFG,開花結子,急急如律令,(大喝介) 變,得咗,而家有眼又有耳,
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[08:39.00] |
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[08:39.00] | (唱岷江夜曲)
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[08:39.00] | 你又有雙耳,
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[08:42.00] | 應該聽道理,
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[08:45.00] | 俾心機,
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[08:48.00] | 不應惹事非,
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[08:50.00] | 有時望飛機,
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[08:53.00] | 咪亂當雀高飛,
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[08:56.00] | 佢非偷吃禾田你不必理,
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[09:01.00] | 佢每天裝客航行幾千里
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[09:09.00] |
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[09:09.00] | (減字芙蓉下句)
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[09:09.00] | 呢對神仙順風耳,我義贈不容辭。
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[09:22.00] | 雙耳可聽八方,自古話隔牆防有耳;
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[09:33.50] |
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[09:33.50] | (白)
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[09:33.50] | 講嘢唔好笠亂講知嘛,
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[09:36.50] |
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[09:36.50] | (接唱)
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[09:36.50] | 有陣耳聞勝過目睹,因為一講你便知。
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[09:49.00] |
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[09:49.00] | (花上句)
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[09:49.00] | 你聽嚇有班村女唱山歌,
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[09:54.00] |
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[09:54.00] | (白)
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[09:54.00] | 嘩,芳腔,女腔,仙腔,雞腔,鴨腔,霸腔,乜腔都有……,
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[10:04.00] |
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[10:04.00] | (接唱)
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[10:04.00] | 婉轉鶯喉真悅耳;
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[10:15.00] |
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[10:15.00] | (白)
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[10:15.00] | 稻草人聽幾好聽,又係盞口徙氣,
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[10:28.00] |
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[10:28.00] | (三腳凳)
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[10:28.00] | 原來佢未有口,難以對答如流。
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[10:36.00] | 我平素好助人,等我贈埋你有乜研究;
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[10:44.00] | 等你有口能應付,但係切不可招尤。
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[10:53.00] |
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[10:53.00] | (白)
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[10:53.00] | 記住,記住,
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[10:54.50] |
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[10:54.50] | (花)
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[10:54.50] | 第一忌搬是搬非,第二忌莫過心唔對口;
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[11:08.00] | (白)
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[11:08.00] | 出嚟食要講咀頭,待本神仙,贈埋你個口,死都講番生,聲聲老友,一經受落,你就猛拍膊頭,(大喝介) 變,記得口浪豬油,要夠曬棹頭,唔好亂指西游呀,嚇 (笑曰) 嘻嘻,好嘢啩
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[11:38.00] |
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[11:38.00] | (賣相思)
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[11:38.00] | 記得我嘅事情你咪洩漏,
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[11:43.00] | 致把天機識透,
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[11:47.00] | 你有口應識昆馬,
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[11:52.00] | 充正上流,
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[11:56.00] | 我問你復何求,
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[12:00.00] | 立即開嚇口,
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[12:05.00] | 我是個神人,
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[12:09.00] | 不過下山安步雲遊
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[12:21.00] |
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[12:21.00] | (中板)
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[12:21.00] | 我叫一句稻草人,
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[12:29.00] | 而家你仙緣雖有,
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[12:33.00] | 若到人間揾食,
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[12:38.00] | 啲功夫都未入流。
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[12:45.00] | 有的食飯神仙,
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[12:54.50] | 又話銀樹可以開花,
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[12:58.00] | 不過志在騙財,
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[13:04.00] | 引玉拋磚唯利誘;
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[13:10.00] | 至緊要第一戒貪,
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[13:20.00] | 第二要對人和氣,
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[13:24.00] | 第三緊記色字有把刀在頭。
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[13:36.00] |
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[13:36.00] | (花)
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[13:36.00] | 喂,至堅要忠忠實實去做人,就不至行前俾人講後;
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[13:50.00] |
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[13:50.00] | (白)
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[13:50.00] | 咁你聽到未呀,
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[13:52.00] |
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[13:52.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[13:52.00] | 聽到
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[13:54.00] |
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[13:54.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[13:54.00] | 你聽到乜嘢,睇唔睇到嘢,
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[13:57.50] |
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[13:57.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[13:57.50] | 睇到添,
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[13:59.00] |
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[13:59.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[13:59.00] | 重睇到添,好好,睇到乜嘢呀,
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[14:02.00] |
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[14:02.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[14:02.00] | 睇到天地好大,
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[14:06.00] |
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[14:06.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[14:06.00] | 好,等我考嚇你至得,咁系聞到啲嘢未呀,菜嘅味道同花嘅味道有乜嘢分別有冇呀,
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[14:19.00] |
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[14:19.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[14:19.00] | 肥神仙,乜的花同啲菜都有味道嘅咩,
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[14:24.00] |
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[14:24.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[14:24.00] | 乜冇呀,乜嘢都有味道嘅,有香有臭丫嗎,
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[14:30.00] |
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[14:30.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[14:30.00] | 我話冇,
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[14:35.00] |
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[14:35.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[14:35.00] | 哈哈,原來我自己傻瓜唔係佢,佢都未曾有鼻系道,難怪難怪,好,唔計帶,等我送埋個鼻畀你又點話,(喃喃念白) 能分香臭,全靠個鼻,靠索靠聞,焉能無鼻,阿崩掹鼻,大吉大利,急急如律令 (大喝) 哈,而家你五官都齊全吖哪,
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[15:15.00] |
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[15:15.00] | (南島春光)
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[15:15.00] | 鼻鼻鼻,
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[15:17.50] | 若冇鼻實最忌,
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[15:20.00] | 吸收芬芳辨五味,
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[15:25.00] | 鼻冇實最悲,
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[15:30.00] | 確嘥心機,
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[15:32.50] | 豬也有鼻狗也有鼻,
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[15:37.00] | 有鼻至有味,
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[15:42.00] | 香臭辨明,
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[15:44.00] | 只靠個鼻聞,
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[15:47.00] | 天意做成,
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[15:48.50] | 一切有用途,
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[15:52.00] | 全冇神秘
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[15:57.00] |
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[15:57.00] | (白)
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[15:57.00] | 你而家聞到嘢未,
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[15:59.50] |
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[15:59.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[15:59.50] | 聞到叻,啲花就香嘅,菜就臭臭地嘅,
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[16:06.50] |
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[16:06.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[16:06.50] | 唓,唔係的菜臭,根本啲菜本身冇臭,所謂臭者,就係瀨嗰的肥料落去,肥料臭啫,臭完佢就香嘅叻,嗰的花呢,香完又會臭個播,
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[16:28.00] |
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[16:28.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[16:28.00] | 乜咁㗎,
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[16:29.50] |
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[16:29.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[16:29.50] | 當然啦,
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[16:31.00] |
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[16:31.00] | (長二王下句)
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[16:31.00] | 啲世事確兒嬉,
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[16:37.00] | 人生如做戲,
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[16:43.00] | 有香然後有臭,
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[16:50.00] | 絕不為奇,
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[16:57.00] | 有臭至有香,
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[17:03.00] | 豈無此理,
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[17:10.00] | 香完又臭,
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[17:15.00] | 臭完又香兩樣不離。
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[17:30.00] |
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[17:30.00] | (二王短序)
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[17:30.00] | 香香臭臭講時期
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[17:35.00] |
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[17:35.00] | (接唱二王)
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[17:35.00] | 所謂得運一條龍,
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[17:41.50] | 失運要掹人衫尾;
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[17:57.50] |
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[17:57.50] | (白)
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[17:57.50] | 稻草人,稻草人,而家你覺得的花香,但係佢開殘之後,的枝枝葉葉俾風吹雨打嘔嘔埋埋咁就黴,黴咗嗰就臭啦,
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[18:13.00] |
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[18:13.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[18:13.00] | 哦,
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[18:16.00] |
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[18:16.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[18:16.00] | 嗱,我有樣吩咐你呀,你個鼻實在好危險,好危險叻,
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[18:24.00] |
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[18:24.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[18:24.00] | 點解呀,
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[18:26.00] |
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[18:26.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[18:26.00] | 你要會運用至得,只許聞,不許索,如果你索油呢,一嚇就會索著火水叻,就會惹火焚身,記得嗎,
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[18:39.50] |
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[18:39.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[18:39.50] | 記得,
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[18:41.00] |
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[18:41.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[18:41.00] | 咁你會唔會索油呀你實在,
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[18:45.00] |
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[18:45.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[18:45.00] | 唔會,
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[18:47.00] |
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[18:47.00] | 肥神: (掹白)
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[18:47.00] | 唓,乜你而家變咗人,重咁古板㗎你,
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[18:52.00] |
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[18:52.00] | (賭仔自嘆)
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[18:52.00] | 共你傾得咁熟,
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[18:55.00] | 咪笨似一碌木,
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[18:57.00] | 直腸直肚真正木獨,
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[19:03.00] |
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[19:03.00] | (插白)
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[19:03.00] | 咪我問一句你答一句得㗎
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[19:07.00] |
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[19:07.00] | (接唱)
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[19:07.00] | 運用口材凡事要醒目,
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[19:12.00] | 巧變靈機采風與問俗,
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[19:16.50] | 最令人討厭咪周身焗宿,
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[19:22.50] |
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[19:22.50] | (插白)
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[19:22.50] | 出嚟撈把口好緊要㗎
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[19:26.00] |
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[19:26.00] | (接唱)
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[19:26.00] | 咁樣定俾人笑你大懵兼阿福,
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[19:31.00] | 雖則你並冇受教育,
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[19:36.00] | 但有神仙助,
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[19:38.50] | 運到天賜福,
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[19:41.00] | 仙家妙術令你心滿足,
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[19:47.50] |
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[19:47.50] | (插白)
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[19:47.50] | 你最緊要咪口花花得罪人呀
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[19:51.00] |
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[19:51.00] | (接唱)
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[19:51.00] | 今番點醒你,
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[19:56.00] | 學嘢要急促,
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[20:01.50] | 逢人稱做伯叔,
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[20:06.50] | 咁至令佢心舒服
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[20:11.50] |
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[20:11.50] | (白)
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[20:11.50] | 知道嗎,個把口生嚟講嘢嘅,你要識利用佢,不能話好似木頭咁問一句答一句咁密實嘅,而家你做咗人咯噃知嗎,
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[20:24.50] |
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[20:24.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[20:24.50] | 肥神仙,你唔好鬧我咋,點解,人就有靈感同聰明嘅,我而家靈感同聰明都冇,我點算得係人呢,點識同你講咁多嘢,對答如流呢,
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[20:48.50] |
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[20:48.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[20:48.50] | 嚇,系又係道理,唔爭在賜埋的靈感聰明俾你又點話,好似人地公司大減價,大贈送又話跳樓貨咁樣,唔相干,本神仙慈悲為懷,更加冇計嘅,(念白) 雖有五官,依然未足,人冇靈感,等如草木,人冇聰明,等於阿福,兩樣賜埋,等你聰靈絕俗,急急如律令,變,哈哈哈,你而家有聰明靈感啦啩,
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[21:34.50] |
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[21:34.50] | (滿場飛)
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[21:34.50] | 嚟叻企定咪亂咗性,
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[21:39.50] | 一有靈時就會變精,
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[21:44.50] | 就變精,
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[21:46.50] | 你要熟性訓導聽,
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[21:49.50] | 今番巳似人形,
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[21:53.50] |
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[21:53.50] | (插白)
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[21:53.50] | 喂,你現時乜都有叻,可以出去問世自立,唔係靠嚇幾隻雀仔嚟過日,咁唔得噃
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[22:03.50] |
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[22:03.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[22:03.50] | 我知叻,你估重一舊飯系田度嚇雀咁笨呀,呢白的等耕田佬自己做番都得叻,
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[22:10.50] |
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[22:10.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[22:10.50] | 講嘢叻咗
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[22:13.00] |
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[22:13.00] | 稻草人: (接唱)
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[22:13.00] | 呢的乜嘢聲,
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[22:15.50] | 呢的乜嘢聲,
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[22:18.00] |
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[22:18.00] | 肥神: (接唱)
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[22:18.00] | 一陣雀聲,
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[22:20.50] | 一隊雀影,
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[22:23.00] |
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[22:23.00] | 稻草人: (接唱)
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[22:23.00] | 俾佢大叫吱喳催喚我醒,
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[22:28.00] | 腹中見餓好似雷鳴,
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[22:33.00] |
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[22:33.00] | (白)
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[22:33.00] | 揾幾隻雀仔食嚇至得,咪走呀,
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[22:36.00] |
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[22:36.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[22:36.00] | 嘩,乜佢一有咗靈感聰明,大開殺戒,得了,喂,食一隻好咯重食,哎呀,睇佢手又血,口又血,點攪呀,
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[22:48.50] |
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[22:48.50] | 稻草人: (大笑白)
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[22:48.50] | 哈哈哈,好嘢呀
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[22:52.00] |
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[22:52.00] | (接唱)
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[22:52.00] | 古人都有話食色性也,
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[22:57.50] | 肚餓難捱實係惡頂,實係惡頂,
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[23:04.50] | 佢食殼我食佢,
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[23:07.00] | 咁樣夠最公正,
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[23:14.50] |
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[23:14.50] | (白)
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[23:14.50] | 又一隻,哎呀,好味道呀,好甜呀,
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[23:19.00] |
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[23:19.00] | 肥神: (插白)
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[23:19.00] | 嘩,重話好味道,喂,食完一隻又一隻,連毛夾屎吞,好咯,陰功呀陰功呀,哎吔,殘忍咯,你食唔食
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[23:31.00] |
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[23:31.00] | (接唱)
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[23:31.00] | 真係死俾過你睇,
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[23:33.50] | 死俾你睇,
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[23:36.00] | 真係要吊頸,
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[23:38.50] | 真係要吊頸,
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[23:41.00] | 睇佢逐只生吞真係氣頂,
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[23:46.00] | 你把的雀殺害兇惡絕情,
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[23:51.00] |
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[23:51.00] | 稻草人: (接唱)
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[23:51.00] | 我原本是未識性,
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[23:56.00] | 得你埋嚟我學到精,
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[24:01.00] | 學到精,
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[24:03.50] |
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[24:03.50] | 肥神: (接唱)
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[24:03.50] | 你快立正,
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[24:05.00] | 快立正,
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[24:06.00] | 休得咁不恭敬
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[24:09.50] |
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[24:09.50] | (白)
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[24:09.50] | 企住,
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[24:10.50] |
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[24:10.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[24:10.50] | 乜企住,剝你的衫,剝你的衫,
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[24:14.00] |
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[24:14.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[24:14.00] | 喂,喂,乜你咁都得㗎,嘩,喂,乜除咗我件神仙袍,咁點得嘅,
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[24:18.00] |
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[24:18.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[24:18.00] | 乜嘢唔得呀,你有我冇就要搶啦,
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[24:22.50] |
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[24:22.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[24:22.50] | 原來系咁,
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[24:27.50] |
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[24:27.50] | (快花)
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[24:27.50] | 做乜你一有人性,就好似馬騮甩繩。
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[24:34.50] | 居然斷搶太橫蠻,知否人間法律嚴刑訂;
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[24:42.00] |
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[24:42.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[24:42.00] | 你快啲除囉你,
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[24:45.50] |
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[24:45.50] | (花)
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[24:45.50] | 有衣穿著能溫暖,我無衣穿著冷如冰。
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[24:54.50] | 衣食住,若不公平,怎怪人間難安靜;
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[25:04.50] |
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[25:04.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[25:04.50] | 稻草人,你斷搶咁點得呢,好彩我肥神仙系男性啫,如果我係女神仙,唔係領曬你嘢,你想衣食住好容易解決啫,只要係肯付出你嘅勞力求進取,咁就唔慌冇㗎啦,
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[25:25.00] |
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[25:25.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[25:25.00] | 哦,咁我去邊度求進取呀,肥神仙,
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[25:29.00] |
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[25:29.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[25:29.00] | 你真係傻梗,天地之大,四方可求,咁唔係去得,去啦,
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[25:33.50] |
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[25:33.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[25:33.50] | 好,咁又好,聽嚇你話,四圍盪嚇至得,
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[25:42.00] |
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[25:42.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[25:42.00] | 嘩,弊叻,呢個嘢我而家稔落,佢衰系衰在盪字,嫖賭飲盪吹,就係盪字都幾壞,睇你點盪法,步步尺七,鉤梗你尾,
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[25:58.00] |
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[25:58.00] | 稻草人: (白)
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[25:58.00] | 嚇,神仙,神仙,你睇嚇,行緊來個大姐幾正
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[26:09.00] |
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[26:09.00] | (唱花鼓芙蓉)
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[26:09.00] | 佢最靚嗰對秋波,
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[26:12.50] | 腰圍真纖瘦,
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[26:20.50] | 佢好比風前楊柳,
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[26:26.50] | 最攞命一笑回眸,
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[26:32.50] |
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[26:32.50] | (浪白)
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[26:32.50] | 成個啜核荔枝咁,冇得彈,
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[26:36.00] |
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[26:36.00] | (回頭接唱)
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[26:36.00] | 個邊又有飛妹,
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[26:40.00] | 生來好靚溜,
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[26:45.00] |
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[26:45.00] | (白)
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[26:45.00] | 睇嚇神仙,
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[26:48.50] |
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[26:48.50] | (接唱)
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[26:48.50] | 真係玲瓏曲線,
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[26:54.50] | 堪稱健美之流,
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[27:00.50] |
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[27:00.50] | 肥神: (白)
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[27:00.50] | 哎吔,我冇落到鹽,佢都咁咸呢,
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[27:04.00] |
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[27:04.00] | 稻草人: (回頭接唱)
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[27:04.00] | 世上美嬌姿,
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[27:07.50] | 有若花團錦繡,
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[27:12.50] | 喑盼諧鸞鳳,
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[27:16.00] | 又何妨隨尾後
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[27:20.50] |
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[27:20.50] | (白)
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[27:20.50] | 喂,大姐唔駛走嘅,
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[27:24.00] |
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[27:24.00] | (唱龍飛鳳舞)
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[27:24.00] | 嚟啦,小姐你勿怕醜嚟啦,
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[27:30.00] | 嚟啦,手挽手共暢遊,
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[27:35.50] | 大姐,你挽左佢挽右,
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[27:41.50] | 大姐,想按摩我力夠,
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[27:46.00] |
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[27:46.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[27:46.00] | 搶呀,搶呀,
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[27:47.50] |
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[27:47.50] | (續唱)
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[27:47.50] | 見佢索嘢作風如地貓,
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[27:53.50] | 佢太過冇禮最衰嗰把口,
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[27:59.00] |
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[27:59.00] | 稻草人: (接唱)
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[27:59.00] | 喂,嫁我帶你太空渡蜜月,
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[28:05.00] | 食嘅著嘅你想要我就有
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[28:09.00] |
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[28:09.00] | 肥神: (白)
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[28:09.00] | 哎吔,咁都抵佢做人嘅,真係越睇越起火,真係重笑添呀,
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[28:18.00] |
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[28:18.00] | (逍遙樂)
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[28:18.00] | 佢見美起心立亂吼,
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[28:23.50] | 冤冤氣氣實難受,
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[28:28.00] | 一見就欲上手,
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[28:31.50] | 太過披猖似跟尾狗,
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[28:38.00] |
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[28:38.00] | (插白)
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[28:38.00] | 一日都係我自己錯,哎,呢趟闖禍啦,
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[28:42.50] |
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[28:42.50] | 稻草人: (接唱)
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[28:42.50] | 完全為美色所誘,
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[28:45.00] | 死追猛跟未怕醜,
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[28:51.00] |
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[28:51.00] | (白)
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[28:51.00] | 等埋我呀大姐,
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[28:53.50] |
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[28:53.50] | 肥神: (接唱)
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[28:53.50] | 見佢就作嘔,
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[28:56.00] | 因乜得咁下流,
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[29:02.00] |
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[29:02.00] | (插白)
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[29:02.00] | 咁都攪得掂嘅,唔得不成世界
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[29:07.00] |
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[29:07.00] | (接唱)
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[29:07.00] | 曳極無術救,
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[29:12.50] | 枉我用心仁義厚
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[29:17.50] |
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[29:17.50] | (白)
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[29:17.50] | 咪叻,咪叻,呢嗰嘢都係唔得嘅,等我要定身法定住佢先,急急如律令 (大喝介) 定,
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[29:23.50] |
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[29:23.50] | 稻草人: (白)
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[29:23.50] | 哎吔,肥神仙呀,點解你用定身法定住我呀,我唔鬱得喎,
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[29:28.50] |
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[29:28.50] | 肥神仙: (白)
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[29:28.50] | 嘩,俾你行重得了麼,嗰陣唔駛出熱頭囉,烏天暗地呀成日,咪鬱
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[29:42.50] |
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[29:42.50] | (禿頭中板)
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[29:42.50] | 而家我要逐樣收番,
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[29:51.00] | 初到太平山下,
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[29:55.00] | 第一次就賣錯了人情。
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[30:06.00] | 先將你把口來收,
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[30:15.50] | 免至你嘴利牙尖,
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[30:20.00] | 任意去傷殘小生命;
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[30:31.50] | 我重要收番你對鬼鼠眼,
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[30:41.00] | 免至你耽耽虎視,
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[30:45.50] | 一見到女人就望過不停。
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[30:57.00] | 更要收埋你對耳仔添,
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[31:06.50] | 免得你耳聽八方,
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[31:11.50] | 終日去捕風捉影;
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[31:23.00] | 呢你最衰個個白鼻哥,
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[31:32.50] | 不止話巳聞呢脂粉味,
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[31:37.00] | 更兼索著血腥。
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[31:48.50] | 我重要收番你點聰明,
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[31:58.00] | 估唔到人有聰明,
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[32:03.00] | 呢就會妄開殺性;
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[32:14.50] | 終日搞到明火打劫,
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[32:25.00] | 弱肉強食,
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[32:28.50] | 無怪嗰個世界冇日安寧。
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[32:38.50] |
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[32:38.50] | (七字清)
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[32:38.50] | 神仙初下凡塵境;
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[32:47.50] | 我方知凡人有陣會錯用假聰明。
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[32:58.00] | 造物創人原純正;
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[33:07.00] | 又點知頻綿烽火永不停。
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[33:16.00] | 天上安閒我致有肥得挓挓令;
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[33:28.50] | 若果在人間留戀,容乜易瘦到我變只馬騮精。
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[33:41.50] |
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[33:41.50] | (催快)
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[33:41.50] | 遊戲人間留話柄;
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[33:46.50] | 連忙覆命返天庭。
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[33:52.50] | 善惡到頭終報應;
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[33:58.00] | 爭名奪利為何情。
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[34:04.00] | 但只願他日重來,一新視聽;
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[34:31.00] | 只見人心皆向善,嗰陣自會天下太平。
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[34:54.50] |
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