切換到繁體
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 [ti:戏官]
 [ar:文觉非 白驹荣]
 [al:拉郎配]
 [au:莫志勤]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]拉郎配之戏官
[00:00.00]文觉非 白驹荣演唱
[00:00.00]莫志勤改编自川剧
[00:00.00]孔壮志 梁志成饰李六 李七
[00:00.00] 
[00:21.00]县官: (白)
[00:21.00]弊咯乜咁耐都唔返嘅喂，(狗叫介) 放低灯笼，放低灯笼，哈，咁夜都唔返来嘅
[00:35.50] 
[00:35.50](催归词)
[00:35.50]心肝卜卜跳，
[00:40.50]我心肝纷纷乱，
[00:46.50]好似老鼠咁乱咁钻，
[00:56.50]行吓，望吓，
[00:58.50]行吓，望吓，
[01:01.50] 
[01:01.50](白)
[01:01.50]弊啦，唉吔，
[01:06.50] 
[01:06.50](接唱)
[01:06.50]行落泥里面
[01:16.00] 
[01:16.00](减字芙蓉)
[01:16.00]未曾见李六，李七又未归旋。
[01:30.50]我虽则系扮作民装，只又怕人睇见；
[01:45.00]人还重可以避，但系避不了只官船。
[01:57.50] 
[01:57.50](花)
[01:57.50]往时明月得人欢，今晚月明真正系讨人厌；
[02:16.50] 
[02:16.50](四更介白)
[02:16.50]衰咯四更咯已经
[02:24.00] 
[02:24.00](长句二王)
[02:24.00]弊啦鼓打四更天，
[02:32.00]更添人烦厌，
[02:39.00]想我一个堂堂知县，
[02:46.50]枉有无限尊严，
[02:54.00]为着儿女婚姻，
[03:01.50]唉吔企到我脚都软，
[03:09.00]何以李七李六，
[03:17.50]都重未见归旋。
[03:40.00]莫非搜遍钱塘
[03:48.00] 
[03:48.00](合尺花)
[03:48.00]都冇一个人嚟撞见；
[04:02.50] 
[04:02.50]李七: (白)
[04:02.50]大人呀
[04:03.50] 
[04:03.50]县官: (白)
[04:03.50]嘘嘘
[04:06.50] 
[04:06.50]李七: (白)
[04:06.50]老爷呀，人我已经带到啦
[04:09.00] 
[04:09.00]县官: (白)
[04:09.00]真论尽啰呢个
[04:17.00] 
[04:17.00](花)
[04:17.00]俾你足足去咗半晚，望到我眼都穿。
[04:26.00] 
[04:26.00](白)
[04:26.00]拉到几个呀？
[04:27.50] 
[04:27.50]李七: (白)
[04:27.50]拉到一个
[04:28.50] 
[04:28.50]县官: (白)
[04:28.50]拉一个咋？好啦
[04:32.00] 
[04:32.00](接唱)
[04:32.00]等我落真吓眼光，睇吓呢个能否入选；
[04:43.50] 
[04:43.50]李七: (白)
[04:43.50]嚟，企得正正地，等老爷睇真吓你
[04:48.00] 
[04:48.00]县官: (白)
[04:48.00]喂，呢个嘢有年纪噃，乜拉个咁返来？
[04:58.50] 
[04:58.50]李七: (白)
[04:58.50]老爷，我头先问佢，佢话廿、廿几岁咋
[05:04.00] 
[05:04.00]县官: (白)
[05:04.00]廿几岁？呢个嘢廿零岁生得够老积嘅又，都算啦，好啦
[05:13.00] 
[05:13.00](木鱼)
[05:13.00]估且算数，等我问下佢先啦；
[05:20.00] 
[05:20.00](白)
[05:20.00]喂，你
[05:21.50] 
[05:21.50]生: (白)
[05:21.50]乜嘢呀老爷？
[05:23.00] 
[05:23.00]县官: (白)
[05:23.00]你企阵先，企阵，企阵，咦，咁问唔得嘅噃
[05:27.50] 
[05:27.50](接唱)
[05:27.50]我若果问佢有无妻室，佢就一定不肯明言。
[05:36.00] 
[05:36.00](白)
[05:36.00]个个都知啦嘛呢件嘢，好
[05:39.50] 
[05:39.50](接唱)
[05:39.50]等我抹角转弯，先试下佢一两点先咋；
[05:46.00] 
[05:46.00](白)
[05:46.00]喂，嗱
[05:48.00] 
[05:48.00](接唱)
[05:48.00]究竟你三更半夜，一个度去边。
[05:55.00] 
[05:55.00]生: (白)
[05:55.00]问我去边处呀
[05:56.50] 
[05:56.50]县官: (白)
[05:56.50]系啰，
[05:59.00] 
[05:59.00]生: (接唱)
[05:59.00]梗系慌我赶下台，唔得闲做埋佢呢一边定啦；
[06:08.00] 
[06:08.00](白)
[06:08.00]须又剃咗我嘅咯，人又拉咗我嚟嘞
[06:12.00] 
[06:12.00](接唱)
[06:12.00]我梗要赚埋你个封利是钱。
[06:18.00]老爷呀，我现在得闲无事归家转；
[06:26.50] 
[06:26.50]县官: (白)
[06:26.50]哦，你返屋企呀，系呢我问你啦
[06:30.50] 
[06:30.50](接唱)
[06:30.50]屋企现在，你重有冇第二个人添。
[06:37.00] 
[06:37.00]生: (白)
[06:37.00]问我有无拍手呀？
[06:38.50] 
[06:38.50]县官: (白)
[06:38.50]系呀系呀系咯
[06:41.50] 
[06:41.50]生: (白)
[06:41.50]梗系嫌我得一支单笛，佢想揾多一支定嘞，而家响边处揾呢？老爷呀
[06:51.50] 
[06:51.50](接唱)
[06:51.50]而在想揾多一个人，唔系几合算；
[06:57.00] 
[06:57.00]县官: (白)
[06:57.00]系呀系呀系呀
[06:58.50] 
[06:58.50]生: (接唱)
[06:58.50]我从来都系单身一个，混咗咁多年。
[07:05.50] 
[07:05.50]县官: (白)
[07:05.50]哦，你一个人咋？
[07:07.50] 
[07:07.50]生: (白)
[07:07.50]系呀
[07:08.50] 
[07:08.50]县官: (白)
[07:08.50]呢，两句说话就知佢有冇老婆嘅咯，唏，有商量
[07:22.50] 
[07:22.50](五槌花)
[07:22.50]你现在家中父母，究竟是否有双全。 (二槌)
[07:33.50]你若果有父母呢，慢慢之对佢讲都未迟，首先你我两人系处倾到掂；
[07:46.50] 
[07:46.50]生: (白)
[07:46.50]问我有冇父母呀
[07:48.00] 
[07:48.00]县官: (白)
[07:48.00]系啰 (五槌)
[07:56.50] 
[07:56.50]生: (接唱)
[07:56.50]乜佢越讲越远，讲咗去个一边。(二槌)
[08:09.50] 
[08:09.50](白)
[08:09.50]请我嚟吹嘀打啫，点解佢又会查家宅嘅呢？啊
[08:17.50] 
[08:17.50](接唱)
[08:17.50]原来佢又系拉郎，我以为佢拉嘀打佬就算；(一槌收)
[08:30.50] 
[08:30.50](白)
[08:30.50]大人，大人，呢个一定系官嚟嘞，持住官嘅势力，乱拉一通，好，嘫吓佢至得，我父母死晒啦，老爷
[08:45.00] 
[08:45.00]县官: (白)
[08:45.00]哦，咁你父母当日有冇同你成亲呢？
[08:48.50] 
[08:48.50]生: (白)
[08:48.50]我父母早死，点会同我成亲呢？
[08:52.50] 
[08:52.50]县官: (白)
[08:52.50]唉吔，咁就冇嘢欢喜得过，嘻嘻
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50]生: (白)
[08:56.50]老爷呀，我父母双亡，正是终天抱恨，老爷你欢天喜地，咁唔系太过黑心嘅噃
[09:05.00] 
[09:05.00]县官: (白)
[09:05.00]唔系，你唔知嘅
[09:13.50] 
[09:13.50](花)
[09:13.50]我一阵情形讲白，你比我重更欢喜添。(二槌)
[09:23.00] 
[09:23.00]生: (白)
[09:23.00]我重欢喜过你？
[09:24.50] 
[09:24.50]县官: (接唱)
[09:24.50]嗱，首先我问你一声，诗赋文章，你懂得深定浅；
[09:37.00] 
[09:37.00]生: (白)
[09:37.00]总之我唔理，我系董
[09:39.50] 
[09:39.50]县官: (白)
[09:39.50]咁唔系得啦，你懂就得啦，嘻，妥啦妥啦，嗱，你既然系懂，我现在出一只对对你对，你如果系对通嘅呢，咁就事无不成了
[09:53.00] 
[09:53.00]生: (白)
[09:53.00]对对呀？
[09:54.00] 
[09:54.00]县官: (白)
[09:54.00]系呀，
[09:55.50] 
[09:55.50]生: (白)
[09:55.50]试下啰
[09:56.50] 
[09:56.50]县官: (白)
[09:56.50]试下嘞，我现在出只对头你听住，千里缘，万里缘，翁今有婿，
[10:09.00] 
[10:09.00]生: (白)
[10:09.00]呢只系对头呀老爷？
[10:11.00] 
[10:11.00]县官: (白)
[10:11.00]系，谂谂，哈
[10:14.00] 
[10:14.00]生: (白)
[10:14.00]千里缘，万里缘，翁今有婿，千里缘，万里缘，五尺又合，六尺又合，士工士工，得啦，
[10:37.50] 
[10:37.50]县官: (白)
[10:37.50]咁快脆？
[10:39.00] 
[10:39.00]生: (白)
[10:39.00]系定啦，你听住啦，五尺合六尺合士不离工
[10:49.50] 
[10:49.50]县官: (白)
[10:49.50]呵，真工整噃
[10:57.50] 
[10:57.50](减字芙蓉)
[10:57.50]果然系才学广，出口便成文。
[11:08.00] 
[11:08.00]生: (白)
[11:08.00]过奖过奖，
[11:11.00] 
[11:11.00]县官: (接唱)
[11:11.00]你一定读尽有万卷书，致有系唔使谂；
[11:30.00] 
[11:30.00]生: (接唱)
[11:30.00]我读过两个月，识得八个音。
[11:39.00] 
[11:39.00]县官: (白)
[11:39.00]真聪明啦
[11:41.50] 
[11:41.50](花)
[11:41.50]我要领教吓你嘅诗才，请你系处即景吟哦，赋一首五言八韵；
[11:57.50] 
[11:57.50]生: (白)
[11:57.50]老爷叫我赋五言八韵呀？你问我五音六律好过啦
[12:05.50] 
[12:05.50]县官: (白)
[12:05.50]我想欣赏吓你嘅诗
[12:08.50] 
[12:08.50]生: (白)
[12:08.50]你总唔想听下我支笛呢？
[12:11.50] 
[12:11.50]县官: (白)
[12:11.50]因为诗以言志嘅
[12:14.50] 
[12:14.50]生: (白)
[12:14.50]笛以谋生吖嘛
[12:17.00] 
[12:17.00]县官: (白)
[12:17.00]哈，你一定好喜爱的五音六律系唔系呢
[12:21.50] 
[12:21.50]生: (白)
[12:21.50]当然啦，我系靠佢揾食嘅哦
[12:24.00] 
[12:24.00]县官: (白)
[12:24.00]哦？你做乜嘢㗎？
[12:26.50] 
[12:26.50]生: (白)
[12:26.50]我做嘀打佬嘅啰
[12:28.50] 
[12:28.50]县官: (白)
[12:28.50]吓，做嘀打佬㗎？唉吔，死人都得咯
[12:31.50] 
[12:31.50]生: (白)
[12:31.50]死人揾我都啱㗎老爷
[12:33.50] 
[12:33.50]县官: (白)
[12:33.50]嘿，大吉利是，嗨
[12:38.50] 
[12:38.50](戏王叔)
[12:38.50]成晚我同你谈论才文，
[12:45.50]点知道你系做八音
[12:55.50] 
[12:55.50](起白榄)
[12:55.50]心火滚，你个正衰神，
[12:59.00]我同你讲咁耐，以为你系一个读书人，
[13:05.00]真正嘥心机，确系捱眼瞓，
[13:08.50]我同你讲成晚，你唔讲明你自己身份，
[13:15.50] 
[13:15.50]生: (接白榄)
[13:15.50]你几时问过我，以乜嘢为生啫，
[13:21.00] 
[13:21.00]县官: (接白榄)
[13:21.00]我问你读过有几多书吖嘛，
[13:26.00] 
[13:26.00]生: (接白榄)
[13:26.00]我话识得八个音啦嘛，
[13:30.50] 
[13:30.50]县官: (接白榄)
[13:30.50]咁你话乜都懂，
[13:34.00] 
[13:34.00]生: (接白榄)
[13:34.00]我姓董梗系要同你讲真呢嘛，
[13:38.00] 
[13:38.00]县官: (接白榄)
[13:38.00]死啦你，点解你又会识对对呢、
[13:49.00] 
[13:49.00]生: (接白榄)
[13:49.00]对对个的系我吹惯嘅曲文，
[13:54.50] 
[13:54.50]县官: (白)
[13:54.50]吹嘅曲文，嘀打，哦，五尺合，六尺合，唏，你个正学神
[14:09.00] 
[14:09.00](快五槌花)
[14:09.00]俾你当堂气到我眼睁睁。(二槌)
[14:16.00]怒冲冲，(五更介) 衰啦天光将近；
[14:33.00] 
[14:33.00](起唱一槌板眼)
[14:33.00]俾佢激到我跳，我宜得打佢一身；
[14:42.00]唉天光将近，又未拉到有别人。(介)
[15:16.50]虽则下贱之人，佢系低几等咯；
[15:24.50]好过女儿被选，去伴嘅人君。
[15:37.50]好啦移磡就船，整定你有福分；
[15:46.00]喂同你做埋亲戚，等你平步青云。
[15:57.00] 
[15:57.00]生: (白)
[15:57.00]做亲戚呀？
[16:07.50] 
[16:07.50](五槌花)
[16:07.50]得老爷你携带，真系万代沾恩。
[16:17.50] 
[16:17.50]县官: (白)
[16:17.50]系呀
[16:22.00] 
[16:22.00]李七: (接唱)
[16:22.00]咁你唔快些拜倒跟前，正名定份；
[16:32.50] 
[16:32.50](白)
[16:32.50]叩头啦
[16:33.50] 
[16:33.50]县官: (白)
[16:33.50]系呀，叩番过响头
[16:35.50] 
[16:35.50]生: (白)
[16:35.50]得，拜见契爷
[16:39.00] 
[16:39.00]县官: (白)
[16:39.00]嘿，乜契爷呀？
[16:41.50] 
[16:41.50]生: (白)
[16:41.50]唔系契爷咩？
[16:42.50] 
[16:42.50]县官: (白)
[16:42.50]我招你做女婿噃
[16:45.50] 
[16:45.50]生: (白)
[16:45.50]做女婿呀？揾人做至得
[16:48.50] 
[16:48.50]县官: (白)
[16:48.50]哦，点解呀又？
[16:54.00] 
[16:54.00]生: (起唱一槌秋江别中板)
[16:54.00]皆因我已结婚姻，
[16:59.00]夫妻俩义厚情深，
[17:05.00]穷也开心度日辰，
[17:12.50]我唔会贪心再娶有钱人
[17:23.50] 
[17:23.50]县官: (沉花)
[17:25.00]唉吔吔，
[17:28.00]俾佢气死人。
[17:40.00] 
[17:40.00](五槌花)
[17:40.00]你家有妻室，你就将我来瞒隐；
[17:46.50]费事塞时，真系嘥晒精神。
[17:53.00]人来打佢一身，泄我胸中之愤；
[18:02.00] 
[18:02.00](白)
[18:02.00]打
[18:04.00] 
[18:04.00]生: (白)
[18:04.00]老爷，我唔做你女婿，你为乜嘢要打我，有乜道理呀？
[18:09.00] 
[18:09.00]县官: (白)
[18:09.00]你因乜事要瞒骗我？
[18:11.00] 
[18:11.00]生: (白)
[18:11.00]我边度有瞒骗过你啫
[18:12.50] 
[18:12.50]县官: (白)
[18:12.50]我问你屋企有冇父母呢嘛
[18:15.00] 
[18:15.00]生: (白)
[18:15.00]我唔系话父母早死咯
[18:17.00] 
[18:17.00]县官: (白)
[18:17.00]我问你父母有冇同你成人，你又话冇
[18:20.00] 
[18:20.00]生: (白)
[18:20.00]我父母早死，点会同我成人呀，我呢个老婆系自己娶嘅㗎
[18:25.50] 
[18:25.50]县官: (白)
[18:25.50]衰人
[18:31.00] 
[18:31.00](五槌花)
[18:31.00]你分明有意，系阻我时辰。
[18:37.00]无论如何，都要打佢一身，睇佢下次敢唔敢；
[18:44.00] 
[18:44.00]生: (白)
[18:44.00]你下次重拉我嚟咩？
[18:45.50] 
[18:45.50]县官: (白)
[18:45.50]鬼拉你呀？打佢
[18:47.00] 
[18:47.00]衙差: (白)
[18:47.00]打
[18:48.00]