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 [ti:戲官]
 [ar:文覺非 白駒榮]
 [al:拉郎配]
 [au:莫志勤]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]拉郎配之戲官
[00:00.00]文覺非 白駒榮演唱
[00:00.00]莫志勤改編自川劇
[00:00.00]孔壯志 梁志成飾李六 李七
[00:00.00] 
[00:21.00]縣官: (白)
[00:21.00]弊咯乜咁耐都唔返嘅喂，(狗叫介) 放低燈籠，放低燈籠，哈，咁夜都唔返來嘅
[00:35.50] 
[00:35.50](催歸詞)
[00:35.50]心肝卜卜跳，
[00:40.50]我心肝紛紛亂，
[00:46.50]好似老鼠咁亂咁鑽，
[00:56.50]行嚇，望嚇，
[00:58.50]行嚇，望嚇，
[01:01.50] 
[01:01.50](白)
[01:01.50]弊啦，唉吔，
[01:06.50] 
[01:06.50](接唱)
[01:06.50]行落泥裡面
[01:16.00] 
[01:16.00](減字芙蓉)
[01:16.00]未曾見李六，李七又未歸旋。
[01:30.50]我雖則係扮作民裝，只又怕人睇見；
[01:45.00]人還重可以避，但係避不了只官船。
[01:57.50] 
[01:57.50](花)
[01:57.50]往時明月得人歡，今晚月明真正系討人厭；
[02:16.50] 
[02:16.50](四更介白)
[02:16.50]衰咯四更咯已經
[02:24.00] 
[02:24.00](長句二王)
[02:24.00]弊啦鼓打四更天，
[02:32.00]更添人煩厭，
[02:39.00]想我一個堂堂知縣，
[02:46.50]枉有無限尊嚴，
[02:54.00]為著兒女婚姻，
[03:01.50]唉吔企到我腳都軟，
[03:09.00]何以李七李六，
[03:17.50]都重未見歸旋。
[03:40.00]莫非搜遍錢塘
[03:48.00] 
[03:48.00](合尺花)
[03:48.00]都冇一個人嚟撞見；
[04:02.50] 
[04:02.50]李七: (白)
[04:02.50]大人呀
[04:03.50] 
[04:03.50]縣官: (白)
[04:03.50]噓噓
[04:06.50] 
[04:06.50]李七: (白)
[04:06.50]老爺呀，人我已經帶到啦
[04:09.00] 
[04:09.00]縣官: (白)
[04:09.00]真論盡囉呢個
[04:17.00] 
[04:17.00](花)
[04:17.00]俾你足足去咗半晚，望到我眼都穿。
[04:26.00] 
[04:26.00](白)
[04:26.00]拉到幾個呀？
[04:27.50] 
[04:27.50]李七: (白)
[04:27.50]拉到一個
[04:28.50] 
[04:28.50]縣官: (白)
[04:28.50]拉一個咋？好啦
[04:32.00] 
[04:32.00](接唱)
[04:32.00]等我落真嚇眼光，睇嚇呢個能否入選；
[04:43.50] 
[04:43.50]李七: (白)
[04:43.50]嚟，企得正正地，等老爺睇真嚇你
[04:48.00] 
[04:48.00]縣官: (白)
[04:48.00]喂，呢個嘢有年紀噃，乜拉個咁返來？
[04:58.50] 
[04:58.50]李七: (白)
[04:58.50]老爺，我頭先問佢，佢話廿、廿幾歲咋
[05:04.00] 
[05:04.00]縣官: (白)
[05:04.00]廿幾歲？呢個嘢廿零歲生得夠老積嘅又，都算啦，好啦
[05:13.00] 
[05:13.00](木魚)
[05:13.00]估且算數，等我問下佢先啦；
[05:20.00] 
[05:20.00](白)
[05:20.00]喂，你
[05:21.50] 
[05:21.50]生: (白)
[05:21.50]乜嘢呀老爺？
[05:23.00] 
[05:23.00]縣官: (白)
[05:23.00]你企陣先，企陣，企陣，咦，咁問唔得嘅噃
[05:27.50] 
[05:27.50](接唱)
[05:27.50]我若果問佢有無妻室，佢就一定不肯明言。
[05:36.00] 
[05:36.00](白)
[05:36.00]個個都知啦嘛呢件嘢，好
[05:39.50] 
[05:39.50](接唱)
[05:39.50]等我抹角轉彎，先試下佢一兩點先咋；
[05:46.00] 
[05:46.00](白)
[05:46.00]喂，嗱
[05:48.00] 
[05:48.00](接唱)
[05:48.00]究竟你三更半夜，一個度去邊。
[05:55.00] 
[05:55.00]生: (白)
[05:55.00]問我去邊處呀
[05:56.50] 
[05:56.50]縣官: (白)
[05:56.50]系囉，
[05:59.00] 
[05:59.00]生: (接唱)
[05:59.00]梗系慌我趕下台，唔得閒做埋佢呢一邊定啦；
[06:08.00] 
[06:08.00](白)
[06:08.00]須又剃咗我嘅咯，人又拉咗我嚟嘞
[06:12.00] 
[06:12.00](接唱)
[06:12.00]我梗要賺埋你個封利是錢。
[06:18.00]老爺呀，我現在得閒無事歸家轉；
[06:26.50] 
[06:26.50]縣官: (白)
[06:26.50]哦，你返屋企呀，係呢我問你啦
[06:30.50] 
[06:30.50](接唱)
[06:30.50]屋企現在，你重有冇第二個人添。
[06:37.00] 
[06:37.00]生: (白)
[06:37.00]問我有無拍手呀？
[06:38.50] 
[06:38.50]縣官: (白)
[06:38.50]係呀係呀係咯
[06:41.50] 
[06:41.50]生: (白)
[06:41.50]梗系嫌我得一支單笛，佢想揾多一支定嘞，而家響邊處揾呢？老爺呀
[06:51.50] 
[06:51.50](接唱)
[06:51.50]而在想揾多一個人，唔係幾合算；
[06:57.00] 
[06:57.00]縣官: (白)
[06:57.00]係呀係呀係呀
[06:58.50] 
[06:58.50]生: (接唱)
[06:58.50]我從來都係單身一個，混咗咁多年。
[07:05.50] 
[07:05.50]縣官: (白)
[07:05.50]哦，你一個人咋？
[07:07.50] 
[07:07.50]生: (白)
[07:07.50]係呀
[07:08.50] 
[07:08.50]縣官: (白)
[07:08.50]呢，兩句說話就知佢有冇老婆嘅咯，唏，有商量
[07:22.50] 
[07:22.50](五槌花)
[07:22.50]你現在家中父母，究竟是否有雙全。 (二槌)
[07:33.50]你若果有父母呢，慢慢之對佢講都未遲，首先你我兩人係處傾到掂；
[07:46.50] 
[07:46.50]生: (白)
[07:46.50]問我有冇父母呀
[07:48.00] 
[07:48.00]縣官: (白)
[07:48.00]系囉 (五槌)
[07:56.50] 
[07:56.50]生: (接唱)
[07:56.50]乜佢越講越遠，講咗去個一邊。(二槌)
[08:09.50] 
[08:09.50](白)
[08:09.50]請我嚟吹嘀打啫，點解佢又會查家宅嘅呢？啊
[08:17.50] 
[08:17.50](接唱)
[08:17.50]原來佢又係拉郎，我以為佢拉嘀打佬就算；(一槌收)
[08:30.50] 
[08:30.50](白)
[08:30.50]大人，大人，呢個一定係官嚟嘞，持住官嘅勢力，亂拉一通，好，嘫嚇佢至得，我父母死曬啦，老爺
[08:45.00] 
[08:45.00]縣官: (白)
[08:45.00]哦，咁你父母當日有冇同你成親呢？
[08:48.50] 
[08:48.50]生: (白)
[08:48.50]我父母早死，點會同我成親呢？
[08:52.50] 
[08:52.50]縣官: (白)
[08:52.50]唉吔，咁就冇嘢歡喜得過，嘻嘻
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50]生: (白)
[08:56.50]老爺呀，我父母雙亡，正是終天抱恨，老爺你歡天喜地，咁唔係太過黑心嘅噃
[09:05.00] 
[09:05.00]縣官: (白)
[09:05.00]唔係，你唔知嘅
[09:13.50] 
[09:13.50](花)
[09:13.50]我一陣情形講白，你比我重更歡喜添。(二槌)
[09:23.00] 
[09:23.00]生: (白)
[09:23.00]我重歡喜過你？
[09:24.50] 
[09:24.50]縣官: (接唱)
[09:24.50]嗱，首先我問你一聲，詩賦文章，你懂得深定淺；
[09:37.00] 
[09:37.00]生: (白)
[09:37.00]總之我唔理，我係董
[09:39.50] 
[09:39.50]縣官: (白)
[09:39.50]咁唔係得啦，你懂就得啦，嘻，妥啦妥啦，嗱，你既然系懂，我現在出一隻對對你對，你如果係對通嘅呢，咁就事無不成了
[09:53.00] 
[09:53.00]生: (白)
[09:53.00]對對呀？
[09:54.00] 
[09:54.00]縣官: (白)
[09:54.00]係呀，
[09:55.50] 
[09:55.50]生: (白)
[09:55.50]試下囉
[09:56.50] 
[09:56.50]縣官: (白)
[09:56.50]試下嘞，我現在出只對頭你聽住，千里緣，萬里緣，翁今有婿，
[10:09.00] 
[10:09.00]生: (白)
[10:09.00]呢只係對頭呀老爺？
[10:11.00] 
[10:11.00]縣官: (白)
[10:11.00]系，諗諗，哈
[10:14.00] 
[10:14.00]生: (白)
[10:14.00]千里緣，萬里緣，翁今有婿，千里緣，萬里緣，五尺又合，六尺又合，士工士工，得啦，
[10:37.50] 
[10:37.50]縣官: (白)
[10:37.50]咁快脆？
[10:39.00] 
[10:39.00]生: (白)
[10:39.00]系定啦，你聽住啦，五尺合六尺合士不離工
[10:49.50] 
[10:49.50]縣官: (白)
[10:49.50]呵，真工整噃
[10:57.50] 
[10:57.50](減字芙蓉)
[10:57.50]果然系才學廣，出口便成文。
[11:08.00] 
[11:08.00]生: (白)
[11:08.00]過獎過獎，
[11:11.00] 
[11:11.00]縣官: (接唱)
[11:11.00]你一定讀盡有萬卷書，致有系唔使諗；
[11:30.00] 
[11:30.00]生: (接唱)
[11:30.00]我讀過兩個月，識得八個音。
[11:39.00] 
[11:39.00]縣官: (白)
[11:39.00]真聰明啦
[11:41.50] 
[11:41.50](花)
[11:41.50]我要領教嚇你嘅詩才，請你係處即景吟哦，賦一首五言八韻；
[11:57.50] 
[11:57.50]生: (白)
[11:57.50]老爺叫我賦五言八韻呀？你問我五音六律好過啦
[12:05.50] 
[12:05.50]縣官: (白)
[12:05.50]我想欣賞嚇你嘅詩
[12:08.50] 
[12:08.50]生: (白)
[12:08.50]你總唔想听下我支笛呢？
[12:11.50] 
[12:11.50]縣官: (白)
[12:11.50]因為詩以言志嘅
[12:14.50] 
[12:14.50]生: (白)
[12:14.50]笛以謀生吖嘛
[12:17.00] 
[12:17.00]縣官: (白)
[12:17.00]哈，你一定好喜愛的五音六律系唔係呢
[12:21.50] 
[12:21.50]生: (白)
[12:21.50]當然啦，我係靠佢揾食嘅哦
[12:24.00] 
[12:24.00]縣官: (白)
[12:24.00]哦？你做乜嘢㗎？
[12:26.50] 
[12:26.50]生: (白)
[12:26.50]我做嘀打佬嘅囉
[12:28.50] 
[12:28.50]縣官: (白)
[12:28.50]嚇，做嘀打佬㗎？唉吔，死人都得咯
[12:31.50] 
[12:31.50]生: (白)
[12:31.50]死人揾我都啱㗎老爺
[12:33.50] 
[12:33.50]縣官: (白)
[12:33.50]嘿，大吉利是，嗨
[12:38.50] 
[12:38.50](戲王叔)
[12:38.50]成晚我同你談論才文，
[12:45.50]點知道你係做八音
[12:55.50] 
[12:55.50](起白欖)
[12:55.50]心火滾，你個正衰神，
[12:59.00]我同你講咁耐，以為你係一個讀書人，
[13:05.00]真正嘥心機，確係捱眼瞓，
[13:08.50]我同你講成晚，你唔講明你自己身份，
[13:15.50] 
[13:15.50]生: (接白欖)
[13:15.50]你幾時問過我，以乜嘢為生啫，
[13:21.00] 
[13:21.00]縣官: (接白欖)
[13:21.00]我問你讀過有幾多書吖嘛，
[13:26.00] 
[13:26.00]生: (接白欖)
[13:26.00]我話識得八個音啦嘛，
[13:30.50] 
[13:30.50]縣官: (接白欖)
[13:30.50]咁你話乜都懂，
[13:34.00] 
[13:34.00]生: (接白欖)
[13:34.00]我姓董梗係要同你講真呢嘛，
[13:38.00] 
[13:38.00]縣官: (接白欖)
[13:38.00]死啦你，點解你又會識對對呢、
[13:49.00] 
[13:49.00]生: (接白欖)
[13:49.00]對對個的系我吹慣嘅曲文，
[13:54.50] 
[13:54.50]縣官: (白)
[13:54.50]吹嘅曲文，嘀打，哦，五尺合，六尺合，唏，你個正學神
[14:09.00] 
[14:09.00](快五槌花)
[14:09.00]俾你當堂氣到我眼睜睜。(二槌)
[14:16.00]怒沖沖，(五更介) 衰啦天光將近；
[14:33.00] 
[14:33.00](起唱一槌板眼)
[14:33.00]俾佢激到我跳，我宜得打佢一身；
[14:42.00]唉天光將近，又未拉到有別人。(介)
[15:16.50]雖則下賤之人，佢係低幾等咯；
[15:24.50]好過女兒被選，去伴嘅人君。
[15:37.50]好啦移磡就船，整定你有福分；
[15:46.00]喂同你做埋親戚，等你平步青雲。
[15:57.00] 
[15:57.00]生: (白)
[15:57.00]做親戚呀？
[16:07.50] 
[16:07.50](五槌花)
[16:07.50]得老爺你攜帶，真係萬代沾恩。
[16:17.50] 
[16:17.50]縣官: (白)
[16:17.50]係呀
[16:22.00] 
[16:22.00]李七: (接唱)
[16:22.00]咁你唔快些拜倒跟前，正名定份；
[16:32.50] 
[16:32.50](白)
[16:32.50]叩頭啦
[16:33.50] 
[16:33.50]縣官: (白)
[16:33.50]係呀，叩番過響頭
[16:35.50] 
[16:35.50]生: (白)
[16:35.50]得，拜見契爺
[16:39.00] 
[16:39.00]縣官: (白)
[16:39.00]嘿，乜契爺呀？
[16:41.50] 
[16:41.50]生: (白)
[16:41.50]唔係契爺咩？
[16:42.50] 
[16:42.50]縣官: (白)
[16:42.50]我招你做女婿噃
[16:45.50] 
[16:45.50]生: (白)
[16:45.50]做女婿呀？揾人做至得
[16:48.50] 
[16:48.50]縣官: (白)
[16:48.50]哦，點解呀又？
[16:54.00] 
[16:54.00]生: (起唱一槌秋江別中板)
[16:54.00]皆因我已結婚姻，
[16:59.00]夫妻倆義厚情深，
[17:05.00]窮也開心度日辰，
[17:12.50]我唔會貪心再娶有錢人
[17:23.50] 
[17:23.50]縣官: (沉花)
[17:25.00]唉吔吔，
[17:28.00]俾佢氣死人。
[17:40.00] 
[17:40.00](五槌花)
[17:40.00]你家有妻室，你就將我來瞞隱；
[17:46.50]費事塞時，真係嘥曬精神。
[17:53.00]人來打佢一身，洩我胸中之憤；
[18:02.00] 
[18:02.00](白)
[18:02.00]打
[18:04.00] 
[18:04.00]生: (白)
[18:04.00]老爺，我唔做你女婿，你為乜嘢要打我，有乜道理呀？
[18:09.00] 
[18:09.00]縣官: (白)
[18:09.00]你因乜事要瞞騙我？
[18:11.00] 
[18:11.00]生: (白)
[18:11.00]我邊度有瞞騙過你啫
[18:12.50] 
[18:12.50]縣官: (白)
[18:12.50]我問你屋企有冇父母呢嘛
[18:15.00] 
[18:15.00]生: (白)
[18:15.00]我唔係話父母早死咯
[18:17.00] 
[18:17.00]縣官: (白)
[18:17.00]我問你父母有冇同你成人，你又話冇
[18:20.00] 
[18:20.00]生: (白)
[18:20.00]我父母早死，點會同我成人呀，我呢個老婆係自己娶嘅㗎
[18:25.50] 
[18:25.50]縣官: (白)
[18:25.50]衰人
[18:31.00] 
[18:31.00](五槌花)
[18:31.00]你分明有意，系阻我時辰。
[18:37.00]無論如何，都要打佢一身，睇佢下次敢唔敢；
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[18:44.00]生: (白)
[18:44.00]你下次重拉我嚟咩？
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[18:45.50]縣官: (白)
[18:45.50]鬼拉你呀？打佢
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[18:47.00]衙差: (白)
[18:47.00]打
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