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 [ti:睇相]
 [ar:张月儿 谭倩红]
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 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]睇相
[00:00.00]张月儿 谭倩红演唱
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[00:09.00]少游: (白)
[00:09.00]占卦算命，求财卦，自身卦，问有人，占灵卦，算灵命呀，睇个相啦朋友
[00:23.50] 
[00:23.50](花)
[00:23.50]我档口摆开，等人来帮衬呀；
[00:30.50] 
[00:30.50]春桃: (白)
[00:30.50]小姐呀，我出门口装香呀
[00:33.00] 
[00:33.00]小妹: (白)
[00:33.00]唔好周围走
[00:34.00] 
[00:34.00]春桃: (白)
[00:34.00]得咯
[00:35.50] 
[00:35.50]少游: (白)
[00:35.50]相不睇不发，姜不磨不辣，龙头唔洗生由甲，人唔睇相占知几时发达，唔使灰心嘅朋友
[00:55.50] 
[00:55.50](？)
[00:55.50]谋望灵卦占吓贵人，
[01:00.00]每支卦五厘银，
[01:04.00]八字排算兼带魂，
[01:08.50]相命共精神，
[01:12.50]求问前世乜嘢人，
[01:16.50]我带你查匀，
[01:21.00]我实唔会虚讲言文，
[01:25.50]查得家宅重啃
[01:29.50] 
[01:29.50](白)
[01:29.50]大姐，同你睇个相呀，你个相呀，你个相生得唔错大姐
[01:34.50] 
[01:34.50]春桃: (白)
[01:34.50]你同我睇相吓？
[01:40.50] 
[01:40.50](减字芙蓉)
[01:40.50]本来我想帮衬，但身边无分文。
[01:49.00] 
[01:49.00]少游: (序白)
[01:49.00]哦，冇钱呀，好闲啦，我赠你啫
[01:53.00] 
[01:53.00]春桃: (接唱)
[01:53.00]我欲想问吓前程，睇吓几时行好运；
[02:01.50] 
[02:01.50]少游: (序白)
[02:01.50]你埋嚟，等我赠你两句
[02:06.00] 
[02:06.00](接唱)
[02:06.00]睇你眉长过咗眼目，兄弟必有六七人。
[02:14.50] 
[02:14.50]春桃: (序白)
[02:14.50]冇呀，阿妈得我一个咋
[02:17.50] 
[02:17.50]少游: (白)
[02:17.50]哦哦，你听埋咋
[02:19.00] 
[02:19.00](接唱)
[02:19.00]相书里边有云，包无揾你笨；
[02:28.50] 
[02:28.50](白)
[02:28.50]佢话眉长过目，兄弟二三四五六，如果唔系呢，必定系孤独，你无兄无弟就至弊生得个额头太促，好彩你生个下扒兜，所以致唔会劳劳碌碌呀
[02:49.00] 
[02:49.00]春桃: (白)
[02:49.00]唔劳碌就假啦
[02:55.00] 
[02:55.00](长二王)
[02:55.00]自少丧双亲，
[03:01.00]无亲又无近，
[03:07.50]卖落苏家为婢，终日服侍人，
[03:23.00]我地小姐生成，虽系脾气梗，
[03:38.50]唯是待奴好似，
[03:46.50]好似姊妹咁情亲。
[04:11.00]但系想到将来，
[04:19.00]不知何时除厄运；
[04:44.50] 
[04:44.50]少游: (花)
[04:44.50]你生来一个福相，他日必定嫁个好夫君。
[04:56.50]你且怀抱抛开，必要暂时安分；
[05:06.50] 
[05:06.50](白)
[05:06.50]你放心啦，一定有福享，大姐
[05:09.50] 
[05:09.50]小妹: (口古)
[05:09.50]春桃，你乱同人倾计，女仔人家太唔立品呀；
[05:18.00] 
[05:18.00]春桃: (口古)
[05:18.00]小姐呀，呢个先生睇相，真系灵到十分。
[05:31.50] 
[05:31.50]小妹: (长花)
[05:31.50]我话你真正肾，你真正肾，
[05:37.00]须知江湖揾食，全凭个种口吻，
[05:43.00]讲得天花龙凤，你都系呃骗人，
[05:48.50]有的籍住作福酬神，就系舞神棍，
[05:54.00]他完全靠撞，
[05:57.00]想撞吓对方嘅言文。
[06:10.00]咁大个女脑笋都生唔埋，
[06:17.00]睇吓你俾人揾笨；
[06:25.00] 
[06:25.00](白)
[06:25.00]唔好讲咁多，跟我返入去食斋罢啦
[06:27.00] 
[06:27.00]少游: (白)
[06:27.00]小姐，咪行住
[06:33.00] 
[06:33.00](中板下句)
[06:33.00]我虽然系睇相为生，
[06:41.00]并无存心呃骗，
[06:44.50]小姐何竟含血喷人。
[06:54.50]我读熟麻衣柳庄，
[07:02.50]自问灵验非常，
[07:06.50]我又得异人传授指引；
[07:16.50]你若唔信，
[07:24.00]我可将你迷津指导，
[07:29.00]你就冰释疑云。
[07:38.50] 
[07:38.50](花)
[07:38.50]小姐，睇你个相生得涯岸池高，相信你一定难谐婚嫔；
[07:52.50] 
[07:52.50](白)
[07:52.50]我赠你两句添
[07:55.00] 
[07:55.00]小妹: (白)
[07:55.00]你同我睇相？咪啦
[07:58.50] 
[07:58.50](长二王)
[07:58.50]你响处乱将人诓，
[08:05.50]真系听闻打冷震，
[08:11.50]莲花舌烂，讲得似层层，
[08:24.00]若晓指点迷津，应该自能自引，
[08:37.00]何必要将来揾食，
[08:42.50]显见就系呃骗世人。
[09:03.50]呢种系读坏诗书，
[09:10.00]只向无知妇孺来骗棍；
[09:30.50] 
[09:30.50]少游: (快点)
[09:30.50]居然侮辱不堪闻。
[09:34.50]诋毁言词谁能忍；
[09:38.00]当堂令我心火焚。
[09:41.50]目中无人
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[09:44.00](花)
[09:44.00]真可恨；
[09:48.50] 
[09:48.50](白)
[09:48.50]喂，我要揾食，你诋毁我唔得
[09:52.50] 
[09:52.50]佛印: (白)
[09:52.50]睇相佬大声做乜呀？
[10:00.00] 
[10:00.00](快白榄)
[10:00.00]你欺女人，欺女人，
[10:03.00]是可忍时孰不可忍，
[10:06.50]俾你响处来摆档，你好彩到万分，
[10:11.50]重系处大大声，又响处嘈嘈震，
[10:16.50]快收档快的躝尸，立刻要你走人
[10:21.50] 
[10:21.50](白)
[10:21.50]快誃呀
[10:23.50] 
[10:23.50]少游: (白)
[10:23.50]俾吓面啦大师，等我揾餐食都好啩
[10:27.00] 
[10:27.00]佛印: (白)
[10:27.00]唔得唔得，马上要你离开呢处
[10:36.50] 
[10:36.50]少游: (快花)
[10:36.50]你分明黑我，实不甘心。
[10:46.50]我唔誃你又如何，
[10:52.00] 
[10:52.00]佛印: (接半句)
[10:52.00]你怕，咁巴闭呀，我叫人将你泵；
[10:58.50] 
[10:58.50](大声白)
[10:58.50]喂，揾几个人出来，打破佢招牌
[11:02.00] 
[11:02.00]少游: (白)
[11:02.00]咪咪咪，我至多收挡誃人
[11:05.50] 
[11:05.50]佛印: (白)
[11:05.50]呢停人欺善怕恶
[11:15.00] 
[11:15.00](五才花)
[11:15.00]呢的人唔大声唔得怕，专揾女人诓。
[11:29.00]后堂斋菜摆开，聊表我招待嘅责任；
[11:41.50] 
[11:41.50]小妹: (白)
[11:41.50]多谢哂
[11:46.50] 
[11:46.50](花下句)
[11:46.50]我多多感领谢深恩。
[11:57.50] 
[11:57.50]佛印: (白)
[11:57.50]自己人一样，唔使客气
[12:00.00] 
[12:00.00]春桃: (白)
[12:00.00]小姐，好声上轿呀
[12:11.00] 
[12:11.00]小姐: (快花)
[12:11.00]经已日落西山，归心似箭；
[12:22.00] 
[12:22.00]少游: (白)
[12:22.00]小姐，阿弥陀佛
[12:24.00] 
[12:24.00]小妹: (白)
[12:24.00]道长，有何贵干
[12:25.50] 
[12:25.50]少游: (白)
[12:25.50]小姐有福有寿，愿发慈悲
[12:29.00] 
[12:29.00]小妹: (白)
[12:29.00]道人何能何德，敢求布施
[12:33.00] 
[12:33.00]少游: (白)
[12:33.00]愿小姐身如药树，百病不生
[12:37.50] 
[12:37.50]小妹: (白)
[12:37.50]愿道人口吐莲花，半文不舍
[12:41.00] 
[12:41.00]少游: (白)
[12:41.00]小娘子一天欢喜，如何撒手宝山
[12:46.00] 
[12:46.00]小妹: (白)
[12:46.00]疯道人恁地贪痴，哪得随身金穴
[12:50.50] 
[12:50.50]春桃: (白)
[12:50.50]道长，你想抄化去第处啦，我地小姐没带定钱呀，小姐夜啦，誃咯，誃咯
[13:04.00] 
[13:04.00]少游: (沉花)
[13:04.00]唉吔吔，
[13:06.50]果然经纶满腹，
[13:10.50]名不虎传。
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