| | [ti:来路状元]
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| | [ar:梁醒波 罗丽娟]
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| | [au:黎宝铭]
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| | [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
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| [00:00.00] | 来路状元
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| [00:00.00] | 梁醒波 罗丽娟演唱
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| [00:00.00] | 黎宝铭撰曲
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| [00:03.00] | 丑: (小曲)
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| [00:03.00] | I LOVE YOU，
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| [00:07.50] | OH MY DARLING，
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| [00:12.00] | I LOVE YOU，
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| [00:14.00] | BEAUTIFUL，
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| [00:17.00] | I LOVE YOU
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| [00:22.00] |
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| [00:22.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [00:22.00] | 啋，而家你癫咗咩，成日都叽喱咕噜做乜鬼得㗎
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| [00:26.50] |
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| [00:26.50] | 丑: (白)
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| [00:26.50] | OH MY DARLING，I LOVE YOU
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| [00:29.50] |
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| [00:29.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [00:29.50] | 成日系处话买打铃铃，又冇细佬哥玩，买嚟做乜嘢得㗎，又话叫我捱腐乳，你知道要捱腐乳嘅，你自己系外面要悭的啦
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| [00:42.00] | 丑: (白)
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| [00:42.00] | 唔系你你买打铃铃，OH MY DARLING 呢句即我嘅亲爱者，边个叫你捱腐乳㗎，I LOVE YOU 系我爱你咁解呀嘛
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| [00:52.00] |
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| [00:52.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [00:52.00] | 好心你唔好讲啦，越讲越衰添，乜嘢嗌粒于，就算你粒我都唔戴嘅呢的高帽，我唔戴惯嘅
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| [00:59.50] |
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| [00:59.50] | 丑: (白)
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| [00:59.50] | 唓唔系高帽，呢的系西文嚟
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| [01:05.50] |
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| [01:05.50] | (长花)
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| [01:05.50] | 你真无谱，
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| [01:06.50] | 确无谱，
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| [01:08.50] | 跳舞咁好都唔识宝，
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| [01:11.00] | 应该立即要学时髦，
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| [01:14.50] | 我练习唱西歌，你又话捱腐乳咁无文路，
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| [01:20.00] | 所以未曾出过埠，就知识全无，
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| [01:25.00] | 我留过学返嚟，觉得外国样样都系好；
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| [01:37.00] |
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| [01:37.00] | 旦: (花鼓芙蓉)
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| [01:37.00] | 你太过不羁，终日讲跳舞；
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| [01:48.00] | 你嘅行为太放荡，好比轻薄狂徒。
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| [02:02.50] |
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| [02:02.50] | 丑: (接唱)
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| [02:02.50] | 跳舞咁轻松，焉能心不好；
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| [02:14.50] | 欧西嘅玩意，呢种最为高。
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| [02:25.50] |
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| [02:25.50] | 旦: (二王)
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| [02:25.50] | 你系处揽身揽势，
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| [02:29.50] | 真系气坏奴奴。
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| [02:38.50] |
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| [02:38.50] | 丑: (短序)
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| [02:38.50] | 所以话你未晓时髦
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| [02:41.50] |
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| [02:41.50] | 旦: (唱曲)
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| [02:41.50] | 我地系中国良民，
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| [02:45.50] | 应要守返中华礼数；
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| [02:56.50] |
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| [02:56.50] | 丑: (短序)
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| [02:56.50] | 你生成太古老
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| [03:00.50] |
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| [03:00.50] | (唱曲)
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| [03:00.50] | 你分明大乡里，
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| [03:04.00] | 可谓见识不高。
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| [03:14.00] |
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| [03:14.00] | 旦: (短序)
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| [03:14.00] | 你何必要发牢骚
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| [03:17.50] |
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| [03:17.50] | 丑: (唱曲)
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| [03:17.50] | 将你品性更移，
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| [03:22.50] | 还要灌输新头脑；
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| [03:33.50] |
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| [03:33.50] | 旦: (短序)
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| [03:33.50] | 直程揾功夫做咋
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| [03:37.00] |
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| [03:37.00] | 丑: (唱曲)
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| [03:37.00] | 又将你身材锻炼，
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| [03:41.50] | 免至失礼我家庐。
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| [03:52.00] |
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| [03:52.00] | 旦: (短序)
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| [03:52.00] | 枉你日拙心劳
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| [03:56.00] |
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| [03:56.00] | 丑: (唱曲)
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| [03:56.00] | 快换过晚服长裙，
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| [04:00.50] | 或者着吓恤衫西裤；
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| [04:12.00] |
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| [04:12.00] | 旦: (短序)
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| [04:12.00] | 我宁愿着吓土布
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| [04:15.50] |
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| [04:15.50] | 丑: (白)
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| [04:15.50] | 着乜嘢土布呀，快换过呢件晚服啦，外国带返嚟㗎，好金贵嘅
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| [04:23.00] |
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| [04:23.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [04:23.00] | 哗，你睇有前无后，咁鬼肉酸，好似水桶咁样，点着好㗎
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| [04:33.00] |
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| [04:33.00] | (长花)
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| [04:33.00] | 真恐怖，
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| [04:34.50] | 确恐怖，
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| [04:36.00] | 着起上身薄到见到肚，
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| [04:39.50] | 肉麻骨痹睇见都竖起晒寒毛，
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| [04:44.50] | 拖地咁长好彩悭返一个地扫，
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| [04:49.50] | 试问西装乜嘢好法呀，
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| [04:52.50] | 点似得我地的阔袖宽袍。
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| [05:04.50] | 中国系礼义之邦，
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| [05:09.00] | 衣食住行都讲朴素；
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| [05:18.50] |
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| [05:18.50] | 丑: (白)
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| [05:18.50] | 话你大乡里即系大乡里，等我开通吓你呀
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| [05:26.00] |
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| [05:26.00] | (板眼)
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| [05:26.00] | 着西装衫裤，重打返个煲；
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| [05:33.50] | 士的揸返一枝，担住口襟毛。
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| [05:41.00] | 八面威风，摆出成个阔佬；
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| [05:48.50] | 相逢亲友，就问句 HOW ARE YOU。
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| [05:56.50] | 带卜帽着长衫，成个寿头寿脑；
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| [06:05.00] | 跪拜嘅礼法，扒低似只蠄蟧。
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| [06:12.50] | 讲到食个一层，更唔及来路；
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| [06:20.50] | 食餐一人一份，用叉刀。
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| [06:29.00] | 猪扒抑或牛胸，确系唔同味道；
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| [06:37.50] | 首先最妙，冇咗传染肺痨。
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| [06:50.00] |
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| [06:50.00] | 旦: (十月怀胎)
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| [06:50.00] | 你日日咁冲阔佬，
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| [06:57.00] | 完全无的着数，
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| [07:04.50] | 贱格卑污，
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| [07:08.00] | 留学外洋，
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| [07:11.50] | 学习了一身嗜好
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| [07:21.00] |
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| [07:21.00] | 丑: (中板)
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| [07:21.00] | 呢种非系嗜好，
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| [07:27.50] | 不过系讲求享受，
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| [07:30.00] | 觉得外国样样坚都。
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| [07:38.50] | 讲到住洋楼，
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| [07:45.50] | 高插云霄，
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| [07:48.00] | 又有电梯嚟代步；
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| [07:55.50] | 天热校冷气，天冷有电暖炉。
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| [08:04.00] | 想话叫个工人嚟，一撳电钟即刻到；
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| [08:13.50] | 瞓觉冚鹤茸被，冚毡冚骆驼毛。
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| [08:22.50] | 出街坐砵砵车，唔使你行路；
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| [08:31.50] | 衣食住行四件事，唔使你心操。
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| [08:45.50] |
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| [08:45.50] | (花)
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| [08:45.50] | 我考到一个博士返嚟，
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| [08:51.00] |
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| [08:51.00] | (插白)
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| [08:51.00] | 博士即是旧时中咗状元咁解啦
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| [08:55.00] |
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| [08:55.00] | (接唱)
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| [08:55.00] | 不过呢个状元系来路嘅啫；
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| [09:04.50] |
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| [09:04.50] | 旦: (无锡景)
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| [09:04.50] | 你学人学到晒皮毛，
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| [09:08.00] | 实际嘅学唔到，
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| [09:11.50] |
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| [09:11.50] | 丑: (白)
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| [09:11.50] | 乜学唔到实际呀
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| [09:14.00] |
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| [09:14.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [09:14.00] | 系定喇，你学到的乜嘢呀返嚟呀
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| [09:16.50] |
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| [09:16.50] | 丑: (白)
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| [09:16.50] | 失礼，我学化学啫
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| [09:18.50] |
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| [09:18.50] | 旦: (笑白)
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| [09:18.50] | 哦，唔怪得知，你正式化学博士
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| [09:25.50] |
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| [09:25.50] | 丑: (三脚凳)
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| [09:25.50] | 我考到堂堂大博士，点到你话实际全无。
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| [09:32.50] | 我研究 H2O，非常之深造；
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| [09:39.50] |
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| [09:39.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [09:39.50] | 唓，芋头蒸糕就有，边度有番薯蒸糕呀
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| [09:44.00] |
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| [09:44.00] | 丑: (白)
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| [09:44.00] | H2O 系化学名词，即是水咁解
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| [09:50.00] |
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| [09:50.00] | 旦: (秃头接唱)
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| [09:50.00] | 哗，原来你学埋的水嘢，搞到一塌糊涂。
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| [09:59.00] | 你留学咁多年，重有乜嘢学到；
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| [10:06.00] |
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| [10:06.00] | 丑: (接唱)
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| [10:06.00] | 重有二硫碘化钾，有好大嘅用途。
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| [10:13.50] |
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| [10:13.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [10:13.50] | 你又唔死，好学唔学去学剪脚甲咁贱你
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| [10:18.50] |
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| [10:18.50] | 丑: (笑白)
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| [10:18.50] | 所以话你见识少呢，二硫碘化钾又系化学名词嚟，如果西文字母代表呢，钾用 K 碘用 I，二硫用 SS，合埋即是 KISS
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| [10:38.00] |
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| [10:38.00] | 旦: (白)
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| [10:38.00] | KISS 有乜用呀
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| [10:45.50] |
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| [10:45.50] | 丑: (花)
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| [10:45.50] | 哦 KISS 咁都唔明，等我将你嚟指导；
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| [10:57.50] |
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| [10:57.50] | 旦: (白)
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| [10:57.50] | 啋，啋，碰口碰面系发癫咩
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| [11:05.00] |
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| [11:05.00] | (反线中板)
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| [11:05.00] | 劝夫郎，
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| [11:11.00] | 倘若执迷不悟，
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| [11:14.50] | 有负大好前途。
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| [11:23.00] | 我地大中华，
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| [11:30.50] | 好处有许多，
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| [11:33.50] | 不能一部通书睇到老；
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| [11:43.50] | 纵然是，
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| [11:51.00] | 欧西进步，
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| [11:54.00] | 不可将国粹，
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| [11:58.00] | 视作歧途。
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| [12:03.00] |
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| [12:03.00] | (花)
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| [12:03.00] | 虽知你是一个中华人，万不能遗忘故土；
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| [12:15.00] |
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| [12:15.00] | 丑: (沉花)
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| [12:15.00] | 唉吔吔，
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| [12:18.50] | 如梦方觉，
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| [12:25.00] | 醒我迷途。
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