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 [ti:卖错相思表错情]
 [ar:梁醒波 钟丽蓉]
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 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]卖错相思表错情
[00:00.00]梁醒波 钟丽蓉演唱
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[00:01.00]男: (白)
[00:01.00]哦，打令，见番你开心咯，
[00:04.50] 
[00:04.50]女: (白)
[00:04.50]打令，见到你真喺好嗰唧，
[00:06.00] 
[00:06.00]男: (清歌)
[00:06.00]打令，
[00:07.50] 
[00:07.50]女: (接唱)
[00:07.50]打令，
[00:09.50] 
[00:09.50]男: (接唱)
[00:09.50]打令，
[00:11.00] 
[00:11.00]合: (接唱)
[00:11.00]打令
[00:14.00] 
[00:14.00]男: (秃头醉头陀)
[00:14.00]我哋 Kiss Ki 到 "啜" 一声，
[00:18.50]真喺零舍香甜，
[00:21.00] 
[00:21.00]女: (接唱)
[00:21.00]我面珠墩重兴呀，
[00:23.50] 
[00:23.50]男: (插白)
[00:23.50]嘅咯，嘅嘅，
[00:26.00] 
[00:26.00]女: (白)
[00:26.00]咁样笑人哋喎，哗，
[00:31.50] 
[00:31.50](续唱)
[00:31.50]佢嘅排场摩登又够醒啦，
[00:36.00] 
[00:36.00]男: (接唱)
[00:36.00]我话佢 “老荷” 越胀我越觉高兴，
[00:40.50] 
[00:40.50]女: (插白)
[00:40.50]吓，讲乜话，
[00:43.00] 
[00:43.00]男: (白)
[00:43.00]冇嘢呀，
[00:45.00] 
[00:45.00](接唱)
[00:45.00]我话 my 打令，
[00:47.00]你定必能熟性之嘛，
[00:49.50] 
[00:49.50]女: (接唱)
[00:49.50]我够青春，
[00:51.50]我够热情，
[00:54.00]你对住我零舍喺好表情，
[00:59.50] 
[00:59.50]男: (白)
[00:59.50]使乜讲，
[01:07.00] 
[01:07.00](接唱)
[01:07.00]我又多金，
[01:09.00]我又多情，
[01:11.50]我一向当娇你喺个蜜糖埕
[01:17.00] 
[01:17.00]女: (清歌)
[01:17.00]打令，
[01:19.00] 
[01:19.00]男: (接唱)
[01:19.00]打令，
[01:20.50] 
[01:20.50]女: (接唱)
[01:20.50]打令，
[01:22.00] 
[01:22.00]合: (接唱)
[01:22.00]打令
[01:25.00] 
[01:25.00]男: (友谊天长地久)
[01:25.00]我求爱你咪当我喺 "米丁" 啦，
[01:31.50]叫句心肝订，
[01:35.50]我哋慢慢倾啦，
[01:41.00] 
[01:41.00]女: (接唱)
[01:41.00]偷笑，
[01:43.50]娇羞应声，
[01:47.50]猛抛生藕，
[01:51.00]我别具行径
[01:55.50] 
[01:55.50]男: (长句二王下句)
[01:55.50]虽则我个荷包又 "窿丁"，
[02:01.00]嘻嘻，但喺呢段姻缘天注定咯，
[02:09.50]识到呢个风流寡妇，
[02:17.50]呢相信大有表情，
[02:24.00] 
[02:24.00](插白)
[02:24.00]打令呀，
[02:25.00] 
[02:25.00]女: (白)
[02:25.00]吓，
[02:26.00] 
[02:26.00]男: (接唱)
[02:26.00]点解我屡次向你求婚，
[02:34.00]你都总喺头拧拧得㗎，
[02:41.00] 
[02:41.00]女: (白)
[02:41.00]你问我咩？
[02:42.50] 
[02:42.50]男: (接唱)
[02:42.50]你若将鄙人来下嫁啰咯，
[02:50.50]我好过中咗马标 (高八度) 头名。
[03:10.00] 
[03:10.00]女: (插白)
[03:10.00]打令呀，喺咪真喺㗎啫，
[03:12.50] 
[03:12.50]男: (白)
[03:12.50]喺叻，你点啫，
[03:18.00] 
[03:18.00](续唱)
[03:18.00]若果你重唔睬夹唔瞅，
[03:26.50]好容易攞我肥波，
[03:35.00] 
[03:35.00](插白)
[03:35.00]唉，阴功
[03:38.00] 
[03:38.00](接唱)
[03:38.00]一条性命；
[03:47.00] 
[03:47.00](白)
[03:47.00]点啫，打令，
[03:50.50] 
[03:50.50]女: (白)
[03:50.50]哈哈，好心你咯肥波士，你跪喺度做乜啫，好心你起身啦，前世，唔好哩，
[04:05.00] 
[04:05.00](减字芙蓉)
[04:05.00]睇佢十足喺飞来蜢，我嘅把握都有九成呀。
[04:16.50]哗，你戴只钻戒都有八、九卡，真喺风头都几够劲；
[04:29.50]实行一刀就斩过去，把婚事假应承。
[04:40.50] 
[04:40.50](滚花)
[04:40.50]唉吔，本姑娘可怜你一片痴心，
[04:45.50]咁好啦，你喺咁意送只指环，
[04:49.50]就立即同你将婚订㗎嘑；
[04:55.00] 
[04:55.00]男: (白)
[04:55.00]吓，乜你钟意我嘅钻石戒指呀，
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00]女: (白)
[04:59.00]得唔得啫，打令，
[05:02.00] 
[05:02.00]男: (秃头中板下句)
[05:02.00]估唔到呢粒坏鬼玻璃，
[05:08.50]哈哈，帮助我掏其古井，
[05:12.00]查实我比佢重更聪明。
[05:20.00]净喺睇下佢嗰一串夜明珠，
[05:26.50]哗，粒粒都有龙眼咁圆，
[05:30.00]我要出噱头兼本领；
[05:38.50]叫句我哋好、好小姐，
[05:43.50] 
[05:43.50]女: (白)
[05:43.50]做乜啫，打令，
[05:46.00] 
[05:46.00]男: (接唱)
[05:46.00]鄙人愿献上订婚钻戒，
[05:49.00]同你交换珠链啦，
[05:53.00]都算得公平啩。
[05:58.00] 
[05:58.00](滚花)
[05:58.00]一只钻石戒指值几何，
[06:03.00]只要你应承我嘅婚姻，
[06:06.00]我就 lue 饭应；
[06:11.50] 
[06:11.50](白)
[06:11.50]点啫，打令，敏妮小姐，不成敬意，拧去啦，
[06:19.50] 
[06:19.50]女: (白)
[06:19.50]多谢晒咯噃，
[06:24.00] 
[06:24.00](长句二王下句)
[06:24.00]以为眼骑又眉精，
[06:29.00]呢趟我旗开经得胜，
[06:34.00]呢串珍珠本喺 “充头货” 咋，
[06:38.50]呃倒老衬一名，
[06:43.50]而家我袋袋平安，
[06:49.50]一刀斩到应啦，
[06:54.00]你都可谓知情识趣，
[06:58.50]不枉我对你用情。
[07:11.50] 
[07:11.50]男: (插白)
[07:11.50]多谢晒你串珠链啵，
[07:14.00] 
[07:14.00]女: (续唱)
[07:14.00]我重有私己与共洋楼，
[07:19.50]婚后我便交郎收领；
[07:33.00] 
[07:33.00]男: (白)
[07:33.00]吓，唔喺啩，私己洋楼都畀埋我，多谢咯，
[07:41.00] 
[07:41.00](过大桥)
[07:41.00]我一刀斩过去佢实恶顶，
[07:44.50]情共订，
[07:46.50]我要扮正经，
[07:48.00]成粒玻璃火钻伴爱卿，
[07:52.00]呢的喺求婚好本领啩嘑，
[07:56.00] 
[07:56.00]女: (接唱)
[07:56.00]我人做热情实领正，
[08:00.00]成注大财将我孝敬，
[08:11.00] 
[08:11.00]男: (接唱)
[08:11.00]你喺有情，
[08:15.50]嫁我做老婆我熟你性啩，
[08:19.00] 
[08:19.00]女: (接唱)
[08:19.00]我亦赞成，
[08:23.00]羞答答，
[08:24.00]脉含情
[08:26.50] 
[08:26.50]男: (和尚思妻)
[08:26.50]我哋情就大家都有情，
[08:31.00]订把良缘订，
[08:34.50]我有好多生意，
[08:38.50]正式大亨一名，
[08:42.50]呢我喺败家精，
[08:44.50]怕乜嘢散鬼清，
[08:46.50]鬼叫我银纸多到乱扔
[08:50.50] 
[08:50.50]女: (手托)
[08:50.50]呢粒火钻早已令我心暗倾，
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50](白)
[08:56.50]弊啦，领嘢啦，
[08:58.50] 
[08:58.50](接唱)
[08:58.50]查实我太老定，
[09:02.00]等我闹衰佢，
[09:04.00]喂，你做乜揾我丁
[09:11.50] 
[09:11.50](白)
[09:11.50]嗄，你个衰嘢啊，你揾粒流嘢充钻石，揾老衬唔该你收档得啦肥佬，
[09:19.50] 
[09:19.50]男: (白)
[09:19.50]哦，你果串珠链喺 "喐嘢" 嚟㗎，你想揾丁都行远步啦 "细哥"，
[09:28.50] 
[09:28.50]女: (白)
[09:28.50]哼，真唔真呀，真喺珍珠都冇咁真呀
[09:31.00] 
[09:31.00]男: (白)
[09:31.00]喺呀，真喺揾丁嘅真呀，哼，哈哈，装得呀
[09:40.00] 
[09:40.00](秃头长句滚花下句)
[09:40.00]真喺铜银买病猪，
[09:42.50]激到我当堂心气顶啰，
[09:46.00]呢次老千碰头多抽秤，
[09:50.00]我以为佢喺古井，
[09:52.50]所以极力逢迎，
[09:55.50]点不知冷水一盆将我淋翻醒，
[10:00.00]原来冇皮柴遇着光棍女喎，
[10:04.00]真喺喃呒佬都要掉铃铃。
[10:14.50]喂，乜你重喺孔夫子面前卖文章，
[10:19.50]你对住呢个华佗，
[10:22.00]重敢话包医奇难杂症喺嘛；
[10:26.00] 
[10:26.00]女: (白)
[10:26.00]笑话，
[10:31.00] 
[10:31.00](中板下句)
[10:31.00]你有眼不识泰山，
[10:36.50]学得几度偷鸡嘅手段，
[10:40.00]居然敢学老鼠跌落天平。
[10:48.00]此后你走江湖，
[10:55.00]要带眼识人，
[10:58.00]咪以为欺凌女性呀；
[11:04.50] 
[11:04.50]男: (插白)
[11:04.50]哈，重教我，
[11:06.00] 
[11:06.00]女: (接唱)
[11:06.00]唉，我亦真、真大意咯，
[11:13.00]向你猛抛生藕，
[11:15.50]几乎搞到我吊颈都冇绳。
[11:24.00] 
[11:24.00](滚花)
[11:24.00]好彩你有八两都我有半斤呢，
[11:28.50]否则我喺十八 K 金，
[11:31.50]都变咗 "朱义盛" 呀；
[11:37.00] 
[11:37.00](白)
[11:37.00]揾食唔该你行远的啦 "细哥"
[11:43.50] 
[11:43.50]男: (戏水鸳鸯)
[11:43.50]真喺唔生性，
[11:45.50]自信有桃花命，
[11:48.00]我都不顾前程，
[11:51.00]太冇兴，
[11:52.50] 
[11:52.50]女: (接唱)
[11:52.50]估话凭我本领，
[11:55.50]心不正，
[11:56.50]靠揾丁竟有乖行径，
[12:00.50] 
[12:00.50]男: (接唱)
[12:00.50]你实在犯法，
[12:02.00]点到你唔认，
[12:05.00] 
[12:05.00]女: (接唱)
[12:05.00]甘心悔过，
[12:06.00] 
[12:06.00]男: (接唱)
[12:06.00]一于转性，
[12:07.00] 
[12:07.00]合: (接唱)
[12:07.00]须从正
[12:14.00] 
[12:14.00]女: (滚花半句)
[12:14.00]唉吔枉我把相思错卖，
[12:19.00] 
[12:19.00]男: (接唱)
[12:19.00]我又怨一句表错情呀。
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