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 [ti:賣錯相思表錯情]
 [ar:梁醒波 鐘麗蓉]
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[00:00.00]賣錯相思表錯情
[00:00.00]梁醒波 鐘麗蓉演唱
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[00:01.00]男: (白)
[00:01.00]哦，打令，見番你開心咯，
[00:04.50] 
[00:04.50]女: (白)
[00:04.50]打令，見到你真喺好嗰唧，
[00:06.00] 
[00:06.00]男: (清歌)
[00:06.00]打令，
[00:07.50] 
[00:07.50]女: (接唱)
[00:07.50]打令，
[00:09.50] 
[00:09.50]男: (接唱)
[00:09.50]打令，
[00:11.00] 
[00:11.00]合: (接唱)
[00:11.00]打令
[00:14.00] 
[00:14.00]男: (禿頭醉頭陀)
[00:14.00]我哋 Kiss Ki 到 "啜" 一聲，
[00:18.50]真喺零舍香甜，
[00:21.00] 
[00:21.00]女: (接唱)
[00:21.00]我面珠墩重興呀，
[00:23.50] 
[00:23.50]男: (插白)
[00:23.50]嘅咯，嘅嘅，
[00:26.00] 
[00:26.00]女: (白)
[00:26.00]咁樣笑人哋喎，嘩，
[00:31.50] 
[00:31.50](續唱)
[00:31.50]佢嘅排場摩登又夠醒啦，
[00:36.00] 
[00:36.00]男: (接唱)
[00:36.00]我話佢 “老荷” 越脹我越覺高興，
[00:40.50] 
[00:40.50]女: (插白)
[00:40.50]嚇，講乜話，
[00:43.00] 
[00:43.00]男: (白)
[00:43.00]冇嘢呀，
[00:45.00] 
[00:45.00](接唱)
[00:45.00]我話 my 打令，
[00:47.00]你定必能熟性之嘛，
[00:49.50] 
[00:49.50]女: (接唱)
[00:49.50]我夠青春，
[00:51.50]我夠熱情，
[00:54.00]你對住我零舍喺好表情，
[00:59.50] 
[00:59.50]男: (白)
[00:59.50]使乜講，
[01:07.00] 
[01:07.00](接唱)
[01:07.00]我又多金，
[01:09.00]我又多情，
[01:11.50]我一向當嬌你喺個蜜糖埕
[01:17.00] 
[01:17.00]女: (清歌)
[01:17.00]打令，
[01:19.00] 
[01:19.00]男: (接唱)
[01:19.00]打令，
[01:20.50] 
[01:20.50]女: (接唱)
[01:20.50]打令，
[01:22.00] 
[01:22.00]合: (接唱)
[01:22.00]打令
[01:25.00] 
[01:25.00]男: (友誼天長地久)
[01:25.00]我求愛你咪當我喺 "米丁" 啦，
[01:31.50]叫句心肝訂，
[01:35.50]我哋慢慢傾啦，
[01:41.00] 
[01:41.00]女: (接唱)
[01:41.00]偷笑，
[01:43.50]嬌羞應聲，
[01:47.50]猛拋生藕，
[01:51.00]我別具行徑
[01:55.50] 
[01:55.50]男: (長句二王下句)
[01:55.50]雖則我個荷包又 "窿丁"，
[02:01.00]嘻嘻，但喺呢段姻緣天注定咯，
[02:09.50]識到呢個風流寡婦，
[02:17.50]呢相信大有表情，
[02:24.00] 
[02:24.00](插白)
[02:24.00]打令呀，
[02:25.00] 
[02:25.00]女: (白)
[02:25.00]嚇，
[02:26.00] 
[02:26.00]男: (接唱)
[02:26.00]點解我屢次向你求婚，
[02:34.00]你都總喺頭擰擰得㗎，
[02:41.00] 
[02:41.00]女: (白)
[02:41.00]你問我咩？
[02:42.50] 
[02:42.50]男: (接唱)
[02:42.50]你若將鄙人來下嫁囉咯，
[02:50.50]我好過中咗馬標 (高八度) 頭名。
[03:10.00] 
[03:10.00]女: (插白)
[03:10.00]打令呀，喺咪真喺㗎啫，
[03:12.50] 
[03:12.50]男: (白)
[03:12.50]喺叻，你點啫，
[03:18.00] 
[03:18.00](續唱)
[03:18.00]若果你重唔睬夾唔瞅，
[03:26.50]好容易攞我肥波，
[03:35.00] 
[03:35.00](插白)
[03:35.00]唉，陰功
[03:38.00] 
[03:38.00](接唱)
[03:38.00]一條性命；
[03:47.00] 
[03:47.00](白)
[03:47.00]點啫，打令，
[03:50.50] 
[03:50.50]女: (白)
[03:50.50]哈哈，好心你咯肥波士，你跪喺度做乜啫，好心你起身啦，前世，唔好哩，
[04:05.00] 
[04:05.00](減字芙蓉)
[04:05.00]睇佢十足喺飛來蜢，我嘅把握都有九成呀。
[04:16.50]嘩，你戴只鑽戒都有八、九卡，真喺風頭都幾夠勁；
[04:29.50]實行一刀就斬過去，把婚事假應承。
[04:40.50] 
[04:40.50](滾花)
[04:40.50]唉吔，本姑娘可憐你一片癡心，
[04:45.50]咁好啦，你喺咁意送只指環，
[04:49.50]就立即同你將婚訂㗎嘑；
[04:55.00] 
[04:55.00]男: (白)
[04:55.00]嚇，乜你鍾意我嘅鑽石戒指呀，
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00]女: (白)
[04:59.00]得唔得啫，打令，
[05:02.00] 
[05:02.00]男: (禿頭中板下句)
[05:02.00]估唔到呢粒壞鬼玻璃，
[05:08.50]哈哈，幫助我掏其古井，
[05:12.00]查實我比佢重更聰明。
[05:20.00]淨喺睇下佢嗰一串夜明珠，
[05:26.50]嘩，粒粒都有龍眼咁圓，
[05:30.00]我要出噱頭兼本領；
[05:38.50]叫句我哋好、好小姐，
[05:43.50] 
[05:43.50]女: (白)
[05:43.50]做乜啫，打令，
[05:46.00] 
[05:46.00]男: (接唱)
[05:46.00]鄙人願獻上訂婚鑽戒，
[05:49.00]同你交換珠鍊啦，
[05:53.00]都算得公平啩。
[05:58.00] 
[05:58.00](滾花)
[05:58.00]一隻鑽石戒指值幾何，
[06:03.00]只要你應承我嘅婚姻，
[06:06.00]我就 lue 飯應；
[06:11.50] 
[06:11.50](白)
[06:11.50]點啫，打令，敏妮小姐，不成敬意，擰去啦，
[06:19.50] 
[06:19.50]女: (白)
[06:19.50]多謝曬咯噃，
[06:24.00] 
[06:24.00](長句二王下句)
[06:24.00]以為眼騎又眉精，
[06:29.00]呢趟我旗開經得勝，
[06:34.00]呢串珍珠本喺 “充頭貨” 咋，
[06:38.50]呃倒老襯一名，
[06:43.50]而家我袋袋平安，
[06:49.50]一刀斬到應啦，
[06:54.00]你都可謂知情識趣，
[06:58.50]不枉我對你用情。
[07:11.50] 
[07:11.50]男: (插白)
[07:11.50]多謝曬你串珠鍊啵，
[07:14.00] 
[07:14.00]女: (續唱)
[07:14.00]我重有私己與共洋樓，
[07:19.50]婚後我便交郎收領；
[07:33.00] 
[07:33.00]男: (白)
[07:33.00]嚇，唔喺啩，私己洋樓都畀埋我，多謝咯，
[07:41.00] 
[07:41.00](過大橋)
[07:41.00]我一刀斬過去佢實惡頂，
[07:44.50]情共訂，
[07:46.50]我要扮正經，
[07:48.00]成粒玻璃火鑽伴愛卿，
[07:52.00]呢的喺求婚好本領啩嘑，
[07:56.00] 
[07:56.00]女: (接唱)
[07:56.00]我人做熱情實領正，
[08:00.00]成注大財將我孝敬，
[08:11.00] 
[08:11.00]男: (接唱)
[08:11.00]你喺有情，
[08:15.50]嫁我做老婆我熟你性啩，
[08:19.00] 
[08:19.00]女: (接唱)
[08:19.00]我亦贊成，
[08:23.00]羞答答，
[08:24.00]脈含情
[08:26.50] 
[08:26.50]男: (和尚思妻)
[08:26.50]我哋情就大家都有情，
[08:31.00]訂把良緣訂，
[08:34.50]我有好多生意，
[08:38.50]正式大亨一名，
[08:42.50]呢我喺敗家精，
[08:44.50]怕乜嘢散鬼清，
[08:46.50]鬼叫我銀紙多到亂扔
[08:50.50] 
[08:50.50]女: (手托)
[08:50.50]呢粒火鑽早已令我心暗傾，
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50](白)
[08:56.50]弊啦，領嘢啦，
[08:58.50] 
[08:58.50](接唱)
[08:58.50]查實我太老定，
[09:02.00]等我鬧衰佢，
[09:04.00]喂，你做乜揾我丁
[09:11.50] 
[09:11.50](白)
[09:11.50]嗄，你個衰嘢啊，你揾粒流嘢充鑽石，揾老襯唔該你收檔得啦肥佬，
[09:19.50] 
[09:19.50]男: (白)
[09:19.50]哦，你果串珠鍊喺 "喐嘢" 嚟㗎，你想揾丁都行遠步啦 "細哥"，
[09:28.50] 
[09:28.50]女: (白)
[09:28.50]哼，真唔真呀，真喺珍珠都冇咁真呀
[09:31.00] 
[09:31.00]男: (白)
[09:31.00]喺呀，真喺揾丁嘅真呀，哼，哈哈，裝得呀
[09:40.00] 
[09:40.00](禿頭長句滾花下句)
[09:40.00]真喺銅銀買病豬，
[09:42.50]激到我當堂心氣頂囉，
[09:46.00]呢次老千碰頭多抽秤，
[09:50.00]我以為佢喺古井，
[09:52.50]所以極力逢迎，
[09:55.50]點不知冷水一盆將我淋翻醒，
[10:00.00]原來冇皮柴遇著光棍女喎，
[10:04.00]真喺喃嘸佬都要掉鈴鈴。
[10:14.50]喂，乜你重喺孔夫子麵前賣文章，
[10:19.50]你對住呢個華佗，
[10:22.00]重敢話包醫奇難雜症喺嘛；
[10:26.00] 
[10:26.00]女: (白)
[10:26.00]笑話，
[10:31.00] 
[10:31.00](中板下句)
[10:31.00]你有眼不識泰山，
[10:36.50]學得幾度偷雞嘅手段，
[10:40.00]居然敢學老鼠跌落天平。
[10:48.00]此後你走江湖，
[10:55.00]要帶眼識人，
[10:58.00]咪以為欺凌女性呀；
[11:04.50] 
[11:04.50]男: (插白)
[11:04.50]哈，重教我，
[11:06.00] 
[11:06.00]女: (接唱)
[11:06.00]唉，我亦真、真大意咯，
[11:13.00]向你猛拋生藕，
[11:15.50]幾乎搞到我吊頸都冇繩。
[11:24.00] 
[11:24.00](滾花)
[11:24.00]好彩你有八兩都我有半斤呢，
[11:28.50]否則我喺十八 K 金，
[11:31.50]都變咗 "朱義盛" 呀；
[11:37.00] 
[11:37.00](白)
[11:37.00]揾食唔該你行遠的啦 "細哥"
[11:43.50] 
[11:43.50]男: (戲水鴛鴦)
[11:43.50]真喺唔生性，
[11:45.50]自信有桃花命，
[11:48.00]我都不顧前程，
[11:51.00]太冇興，
[11:52.50] 
[11:52.50]女: (接唱)
[11:52.50]估話憑我本領，
[11:55.50]心不正，
[11:56.50]靠揾丁竟有乖行徑，
[12:00.50] 
[12:00.50]男: (接唱)
[12:00.50]你實在犯法，
[12:02.00]點到你唔認，
[12:05.00] 
[12:05.00]女: (接唱)
[12:05.00]甘心悔過，
[12:06.00] 
[12:06.00]男: (接唱)
[12:06.00]一於轉性，
[12:07.00] 
[12:07.00]合: (接唱)
[12:07.00]須從正
[12:14.00] 
[12:14.00]女: (滾花半句)
[12:14.00]唉吔枉我把相思錯賣，
[12:19.00] 
[12:19.00]男: (接唱)
[12:19.00]我又怨一句表錯情呀。
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