切換到繁體
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 [ti:契爷艳史]
 [ar:张月儿 邓碧云]
 [al:]
 [au:宋曼华]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]契爷艳史
[00:00.00]张月儿 邓碧云演唱
[00:00.00]宋曼华撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:43.00]丑: (滚花)
[00:43.00]人地话，人老就精，鬼老就灵，乜我越老越唔妥；
[01:14.50]哈，你估点唔妥呢，计起上嚟我有十样咁多。
[01:35.50] 
[01:35.50](转白榄)
[01:35.50]呢我一晚辛苦唔捱得，
[01:44.00]两个老婆唔享得，
[01:48.50]三碗大饭唔食得，
[01:53.50]四层高楼唔上得，
[01:58.50]五更醒咗唔瞓得，
[02:03.50]六里路途唔行得，
[02:08.50]七味白术唔离得，
[02:14.00]八大八小唔叹得，
[02:18.50]九江双蒸唔饮得，
[02:24.00]十分细声唔听得
[02:29.00] 
[02:29.00](滚花)
[02:29.00]点估到，个个花旦佢都中意，好似邓碧云，佢又中意契我；
[02:48.00]总系蛋家鸡，见水唔得饮，令我朝思暮想，受尽灾磨。
[03:11.50]今日病体缠绵，试问有谁怜悯我；
[03:49.50] 
[03:49.50]旦: (接唱)
[03:49.50]唉吔阿契爷，我特来探问你嘅病体如何。
[04:04.50] 
[04:04.50](收掘白)
[04:04.50]唉吔阿契爷，你见点啫，唉吔我又挂住你呀
[04:07.50] 
[04:07.50]丑: (喘气白)
[04:07.50]唉唉唉阿契契契女，你你你嚟嘑，唉好咯
[04:13.50] 
[04:13.50]旦: (白)
[04:13.50]阿契爷你见点啫前世
[04:25.00] 
[04:25.00]丑: (白)
[04:25.00]我我我见头刺腰骨痛，眼花脚步浮，硬系虚，虚阿契女，
[04:37.00] 
[04:37.00]旦: (白)
[04:37.00]唔怕呀嘛契爷，
[04:41.00] 
[04:41.00]丑: (白)
[04:41.00]噉就唔唔唔怕阿契契女，
[04:50.00] 
[04:50.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[04:50.00]我晚晚伤心，
[04:53.00]啰呀挛不过，
[05:01.50] 
[05:01.50]旦: (接唱)
[05:01.50]契爷你未必咁快见阎罗，
[05:13.00] 
[05:13.00]丑: (白)
[05:13.00]咁又唔会嘅，
[05:33.00] 
[05:33.00]旦: (接唱)
[05:33.00]嗱我有包云片香糕，
[05:37.00]送畀契爷做口果，
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]丑: (白)
[05:42.50]多谢咯契女，
[05:46.00] 
[05:46.00]旦: (接唱)
[05:46.00]你若系不思茶饭，
[05:52.50]就食几片咁多
[05:58.50] 
[05:58.50]丑: (白)
[05:58.50]有心咯契女，
[06:02.00] 
[06:02.00]旦: (白)
[06:02.00]唉吔契爷，实际你呢个病点嚟㗎
[06:06.50] 
[06:06.50]丑: (白)
[06:06.50]唉契女，提起我呢个病就一壳眼泪咯
[06:08.50] 
[06:08.50](士工慢板)
[06:08.50]我叫一声，
[06:14.50]契女你，
[06:23.50] 
[06:23.50]旦: (插白)
[06:23.50]点解呀契爷，
[06:29.50] 
[06:29.50]丑: (接唱)
[06:29.50]我呢个病源，
[06:36.50]讲起就非常苦楚；
[06:55.50] 
[06:55.50]旦: (白)
[06:55.50]点苦楚法呀契爷
[07:02.00] 
[07:02.00]丑: (接唱)
[07:02.00]皆因为，
[07:09.50]你契娘死后，
[07:26.50]无人冚被，
[07:34.50]令我珠泪滂沱。
[08:00.00] 
[08:00.00]旦: (接唱)
[08:00.00]契爷你，
[08:08.50]真正多情，
[08:17.00] 
[08:17.00]丑: (插白)
[08:17.00]系呀，我好多情㗎，
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:24.50]却原来，
[08:24.50]世上嘅男人，
[08:24.50]都怕难捱第个；
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]丑: (插白)
[08:24.50]噉就的确系㗎
[08:24.50] 
[08:24.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:24.50]原来你，
[08:33.00]呢帐单思病，
[08:42.00] 
[08:42.00]丑: (插白)
[08:42.00]咁至凄凉呀契女
[08:49.50] 
[08:49.50]旦: (接唱)
[08:49.50]为着你个死鬼老婆。
[09:15.00] 
[09:15.00]丑: (白)
[09:15.00]唉契女，一个人要事死如事生，你有情我有义呀嘛，
[09:24.00] 
[09:24.00]旦: (白)
[09:24.00]你契爷系啫，个啲后生仔就唔系㗎嘑，
[09:38.00] 
[09:38.00]丑: (白)
[09:38.00]个啲后生仔又点呢，阿契女，
[09:43.50] 
[09:43.50]旦: (二王)
[09:43.50]个啲后生仔，
[09:54.50]死咗老婆，
[10:03.00] 
[10:03.00]丑: (插白)
[10:03.00]个的后生死咗老婆又点呀？
[10:07.00] 
[10:07.00]旦: (白)
[10:07.00]咁你听住啦
[10:13.50] 
[10:13.50](接唱)
[10:13.50]头七佢都未完，
[10:20.00]就当堂揾第个；
[10:35.00] 
[10:35.00]丑: (白)
[10:35.00]唏，咁都得嘅，
[10:35.00] 
[10:35.00]旦: (接唱)
[10:35.00]唔学得契爷你，
[10:41.50]咁义厚情多。
[11:01.00] 
[11:01.00]丑: (接唱)
[11:01.00]我自从得契女呀契女，
[11:01.00]你应承契我；
[11:01.00] 
[11:01.00]旦: (白)
[11:01.00]咁又点呀契爷
[11:01.00] 
[11:01.00]丑: (接唱)
[11:01.00]咁就因爱成痴，
[11:08.50]因痴成病，
[11:16.00]问你有何妙法，
[11:23.50]同我赶走呢只病魔。
[11:41.00] 
[11:41.00](反线中板)
[11:41.00]呢我最凄凉，
[11:53.00]听你唱罢归家，
[11:58.50]就好似三魂都失咗；
[11:58.50]总然系，
[11:58.50]瞓眼唔着，
[11:58.50]难以梦入南柯。
[11:58.50]我一更自吟哦，
[12:06.00]二更随床摸，
[12:14.00]三更愁独坐，
[12:22.00]四更泪滂沱，
[12:30.00]五更真肚饿，
[12:37.00]你话我几咁啰嗦；
[12:50.50]我地好契女，
[12:56.00]今日我命入膏肓，
[13:03.00]好彩得到你嚟睇吓我，
[13:08.00]唉吔我地好契女，
[13:12.00]须知救人一命，
[13:27.00]好过拜佛念弥陀。
[13:39.50] 
[13:39.50]旦: (笑白)
[13:39.50]咁就该煨夹唔好杯咯
[13:50.00] 
[13:50.00](咸水芙蓉)
[13:50.00]原来阿契爷你病得咁交关，
[13:55.00]都系由我之过啦兄哥，
[14:00.00]真系死佢唔死我咯哦，
[14:06.00] 
[14:06.00]丑: (白)
[14:06.00]哈哈你都知呢契女，
[14:25.00] 
[14:25.00]旦: (接唱)
[14:25.00]因我素来唔好命，
[14:36.00]时常把契爷尅死去见阎罗呀呢
[14:46.50] 
[14:46.50]丑: (插白)
[14:46.50]唉吔咪讲笑，真唔真㗎契女，
[15:04.50] 
[15:04.50]旦: (白)
[15:04.50]乜唔真呀，都话契女唔好命，契爷死干净呀嘛
[15:04.50] 
[15:04.50]丑: (插白)
[15:04.50]咁就该尊
[15:04.50] 
[15:04.50]旦: (滚花)
[15:04.50]计起嚟我尅死嘅契爷，若果连埋你就六七八个；
[15:35.50] 
[15:35.50]丑: (笑白)
[15:35.50]哈哈我有法子，唔怕嘅，契女，
[15:38.50] 
[15:38.50](接唱)
[15:38.50]契女我想你，
[15:42.50] 
[15:42.50]旦: (白)
[15:42.50]想我同你拜门口呀，
[15:50.00] 
[15:50.00]丑: (接唱)
[15:50.00]唔系我想你，
[15:54.50] 
[15:54.50]旦: (白)
[15:54.50]想我同你叫惊呀，
[16:22.00] 
[16:22.00]丑: (接唱)
[16:22.00]我想你唔好叫我做契爷，改口叫我做契哥。
[16:53.00] 
[16:53.00]旦: (接唱)
[16:53.00]唉吔呀契爷，你咁奄尖
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]丑: (插白)
[17:00.00]唔，乜你咁奄尖
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]旦: (接唱)
[17:00.00]不如畀返张契单你契第个；
[17:06.50] 
[17:06.50]丑: (白)
[17:06.50]喂喂喂唔好啩，
[17:09.00] 
[17:09.00](接唱)
[17:09.00]若果你肯叫我做契哥呢，我就当堂冇病，你话其乐如何。
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