切換到繁體
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 [ti:下卷]
 [ar:罗家宝 林小群]
 [al:苏小妹三难新郎]
 [au:杨子静]
 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]苏小妹三难新郎下卷
[00:00.00]罗家宝 林小群演唱
[00:00.00]杨子静撰曲
[00:00.00] 
[00:00.50]旦: (木鱼)
[00:00.50]窗前月，
[00:05.50]冷清清；
[00:10.50]照不见银台绛蜡，照不见翠袖云屏。
[00:23.50]只为你高挂天空，骄矜成性；
[00:34.00]但遇浮云掩蔽，你却不及闪烁春星。
[00:47.50]唯问伐桂吴刚，何时才得息影；
[01:00.00]是你误人误己，自恃冰雪聪明。
[01:18.00] 
[01:18.00]生: (白)
[01:18.00]句句都好似针咁拮过来喽，我都讲番几句先
[01:46.50] 
[01:46.50](南音)
[01:46.50]窗前月，
[01:56.50]虽则冷清清；
[02:07.00]有人闭门独坐，一样叹孤零。
[02:27.00]知否一刻千金，良宵不永；
[02:45.00]何以你鹊桥自毁，隔绝了双星。
[03:03.00]望你方便开门，让我好添雅兴；
[03:21.00]自然文思大畅，可把对联完成 (拉腔收)。
[03:43.50] 
[03:43.50](白)
[03:43.50]小姐呀，开门先啦
[03:50.50] 
[03:50.50]旦: (白)
[03:50.50]相公呀
[03:52.50] 
[03:52.50](石榴花中板)
[03:52.50]那七言句，你对得工整，
[03:56.50]我开门你，美酒相敬，
[04:01.00]你若对不通，
[04:04.50] 
[04:04.50]生: (白)
[04:04.50]点呀？
[04:05.50] 
[04:05.50]旦: (接唱)
[04:05.50]我绝不徇情
[04:13.50] 
[04:13.50](白)
[04:13.50]相公呀，嗱，你系处慢慢想吓先喇
[04:20.50] 
[04:20.50]生: (白)
[04:20.50]咁你呢？
[04:21.50] 
[04:21.50]旦: (白)
[04:21.50]我呀？我入去里边休息喇
[04:29.00] 
[04:29.00]生: (白)
[04:29.00]喂，小姐呀，小姐
[04:41.00] 
[04:41.00]芸香: (白)
[04:41.00]贵人，刚才你唔系话过，你话吟诗作对系易如反掌啫，咁你重唔快啲交卷？
[04:53.50] 
[04:53.50]生: (白)
[04:53.50]催命鬼咁样，你急乜嘢啫？重有大把时候呀
[04:58.50] 
[04:58.50]芸香: (白)
[04:58.50]唉吔，时候就唔早㗎喇，都就快三更啰，不如咁呀嗱，
[05:05.00] 
[05:05.00]生: (白)
[05:05.00]点呀？
[05:06.00] 
[05:06.00]芸香: (白)
[05:06.00]等我同你交啦！
[05:07.50] 
[05:07.50]生: (白)
[05:07.50]你同我交！交乜嘢呀？
[05:10.50] 
[05:10.50]芸香: (白)
[05:10.50]交白卷啰
[05:13.50] 
[05:13.50]生: (白)
[05:13.50]我唔交又点呀？
[05:15.00] 
[05:15.00]芸香: (白)
[05:15.00]唔交添呀，哦，咁交唔交就由在你嘅啫，如果唔交呢？饮啖银杯清茶，返回书斋，明晚再来考过啦
[05:32.50] 
[05:32.50]生: (白)
[05:32.50]听晚再来考过？
[05:34.00] 
[05:34.00]芸香: (白)
[05:34.00]唔
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00]生: (白)
[05:35.00]等我再想吓添啦
[05:37.00] 
[05:37.00]芸香: (白)
[05:37.00]唉吔，我又唔等得咁耐㗎喇
[05:40.50] 
[05:40.50]生: (白)
[05:40.50]你唔等得呀？我教你啦
[05:42.50] 
[05:42.50]芸香: (白)
[05:42.50]点呀？点呀？
[05:43.50] 
[05:43.50]生: (白)
[05:43.50]入去睏觉再出嚟攞啦，去啦
[05:45.50] 
[05:45.50]芸香: (白)
[05:45.50]哦，咁就最好啦，咁就我走先喇吓，我走喇，贵人呀，你就慢慢想，慢慢写喇吓
[06:01.00] 
[06:01.00]生: (托白)
[06:01.00]行啦
[06:32.00] 
[06:32.00](七字句中板)
[06:32.00]我唯有凝神静气，苦思维。
[06:55.00]步入花荫，和柳底；
[07:16.00]希望灵机触动，助我解决难题。
[07:45.50] 
[07:45.50](念白)
[07:45.50]闭门推出窗前月
[07:49.00] 
[07:49.00](接唱)
[07:49.00]什么东西，牵人衣袂；
[08:05.00]莫非花神柳妖，也笑我才低。
[08:35.00] 
[08:35.00](花)
[08:35.00]枉称笔扫千军，却难敌苏家小妹；
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50](白)
[08:47.50]闭门推出窗前月，闭门推出窗前月，阿祥呀
[08:54.50] 
[08:54.50]阿祥: (白)
[08:54.50]吓？
[08:56.50] 
[08:56.50]生: (白)
[08:56.50]谁个叫你跟着我后边鬼鬼祟祟？
[09:02.00] 
[09:02.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:02.00]唔系呀，相公，头先芸香姐话，恐怕相公今晚要系花园露宿，叫我阿祥左右跟随喎，系嘅，我真唔解相公你喇，今晚花烛洞房，点解唔早的入新房安睡啫，吓？
[09:18.00] 
[09:18.00]生: (白)
[09:18.00]哎哎哎，唏唏，因为我怕新房太热，所以出嚟散步片时呀
[09:25.50] 
[09:25.50]阿祥: (白)
[09:25.50]哦，太热呀
[09:27.50] 
[09:27.50]生: (白)
[09:27.50]好热呀
[09:28.50] 
[09:28.50]阿祥: (白)
[09:28.50]哎哎，我又唔觉得热呀又
[09:30.00] 
[09:30.00]生: (白)
[09:30.00]攞把扇畀我
[09:31.00] 
[09:31.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:31.00]边道有扇呀？
[09:31.50] 
[09:31.50]生: (白)
[09:31.50]入去攞把嚟啦
[09:33.00] 
[09:33.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:33.00]哦，哎，有喇，有喇，有喇，唉吔，相公呀，乜你自己有扇都唔知道㗎？
[09:41.50] 
[09:41.50]生: (白)
[09:41.50]系边道呀？
[09:42.00] 
[09:42.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:42.00]嗱
[09:43.00] 
[09:43.00]生: (白)
[09:43.00]唏
[09:44.00] 
[09:44.00]阿祥: (白)
[09:44.00]哇，你越拨越多汗嘅喂
[09:47.50] 
[09:47.50](花)
[09:47.50]三月春宵凉似水，相公何以汗淋漓。
[09:56.50] 
[09:56.50]生: (白)
[09:56.50]三月？唔系三月，系窗前月，三月！
[10:01.00] 
[10:01.00]阿祥: (接唱)
[10:01.00]看他行不定，坐不宁，似有满怀心事；
[10:13.50] 
[10:13.50](白)
[10:13.50]相公呀，乜嘢窗前月呀，呢道系花园嚟噃，又冇窗户呀
[10:20.50] 
[10:20.50]生: (白)
[10:20.50]蠢材，识得乜嘢呀你，入去斟杯浓茶出嚟等相公一振精神
[10:26.50] 
[10:26.50]阿祥: (白)
[10:26.50]饮浓茶吓？
[10:27.00] 
[10:27.00]生: (白)
[10:27.00]系
[10:28.00] 
[10:28.00]阿祥: (白)
[10:28.00]待阵呀吓！哎，相公呀，你睇，而家更深夜静，人人都睏晒喇，边道有浓茶㗎？冇㗎喇
[10:38.50] 
[10:38.50]生: (白)
[10:38.50]入去斟杯出嚟啦
[10:40.50] 
[10:40.50]阿祥: (白)
[10:40.50]啊，有喇有喇，相公呀，芸香姐话，小姐房内有银杯清茶，等我撚来你解渴吓
[10:53.00] 
[10:53.00]生: (白)
[10:53.00]唔要，我唔饮银杯清茶，我要饮玉杯美酒嘅
[10:59.00] 
[10:59.00]阿祥: (白)
[10:59.00]饮玉杯美酒呀，唉吔，咁我就唔敢攞喇，请相公你自己去问小姐攞啦
[11:07.50] 
[11:07.50]生: (白)
[11:07.50]吓，岂有此理哇，我刚刚想到一个好对子，被你呢个蠢材出嚟絮絮叨叨，同我含浜冷赶走晒
[11:18.00] 
[11:18.00]阿祥: (白)
[11:18.00]哎，原来相公咁辛苦就为咗对对呀？哎，相公呀，对乜嘢对，讲畀我听呀
[11:27.00] 
[11:27.00]生: (白)
[11:27.00]闭门推出窗前月
[11:29.50] 
[11:29.50]阿祥: (白)
[11:29.50]闭门推出窗前月？哎，咁唔即系闩埋道门，拱个月出去啫？唏，乜咁浅你都惗唔到呀？我唔驶惗都有呀
[11:43.00] 
[11:43.00]生: (白)
[11:43.00]乜嘢话？你都有？哼
[11:46.50] 
[11:46.50]阿祥: (白)
[11:46.50]相公呀，我跟咗相公咁耐，头头尾尾都执番多少啦，嗱，佢嘅上联系闭门推出窗前月，阿嘛，我呢个下联呢
[11:59.00] 
[11:59.00]生: (白)
[11:59.00]乜嘢呀，讲嚟我听吓
[12:01.50] 
[12:01.50]阿祥: (白)
[12:01.50]饮水冲开塞心肝，咁唔系够好啦
[12:05.50] 
[12:05.50]生: (白)
[12:05.50]多嘴，走，走，滚，唉吔，三更添喇，唉
[12:23.50] 
[12:23.50](快板)
[12:23.50]恼人又是三更天。
[12:26.50]心越急时夜越短；
[12:29.50]千金一刻再难延。
[12:32.50] 
[12:32.50](花)
[12:32.50]弊啦，对联未成，真使我心忙意乱；
[12:48.50] 
[12:48.50](白)
[12:48.50]我把你个窗前月呀，你个多事月，你个俏皮月
[13:00.00] 
[13:00.00](花鼓芙蓉)
[13:00.00]你在碧海青天，能无孤凄之怨，
[13:07.00]说甚多情天方便，因何阻我璧合珠联，
[13:13.50]累我露立中宵，诗肠都柔断，
[13:20.50]折磨才子气，尚未得伴婵娟，
[13:29.00] 
[13:29.00](白)
[13:29.00]小妹呀小妹，今晚夜乃是你我嘅佳期，你不该出一个绝对来难我，对对不通还是小事，如果日后传扬出外，被我三学中嘅书友知道，唉，多难为情呀，
[13:51.50] 
[13:51.50](接唱)
[13:51.50]闭门推出窗前月
[14:03.00] 
[14:03.00]阿祥: (念白)
[14:03.00]新娘子设下难题，秦相公唸到发迷，苏东坡锦囊授计，阿祥我白马解围呀
[14:26.00] 
[14:26.00]生: (白)
[14:26.00]唏，
[14:31.50] 
[14:31.50](恋檀中板板面)
[14:31.50]是谁个令人厌，
[14:34.00]投石落水，水花飞溅，
[14:37.00]湿我袍角襟前
[14:49.50] 
[14:49.50](花)
[14:49.50]只见池中月，荡漾不圆，水底天波光潋滟；
[15:06.00] 
[15:06.00](白)
[15:06.00]窗前月，池中月，水底天，
[15:13.50] 
[15:13.50](接唱)
[15:13.50]佢出嘅系闭门推出窗前月，是谁人投石冲开水底天。
[15:28.00]窗前月，水底天，触动灵机，立刻交卷，呜啦呜啦；
[15:46.00] 
[15:46.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:46.00]哈哈哈哈
[15:48.00] 
[15:48.00]生: (白)
[15:48.00]笑乜嘢？笑乜嘢呀？
[15:49.00] 
[15:49.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:49.00]冇，哎，笑贺阿相公交卷呀嘛
[15:52.00] 
[15:52.00]生: (白)
[15:52.00]你点知呀？
[15:53.00] 
[15:53.00]阿祥: (白)
[15:53.00]乜唔知呀，相公你唔系讲，
[15:55.50] 
[15:55.50](念白)
[15:55.50]窗前月，水底天，触动灵机，立刻交卷，呜啦呜啦
[16:11.00] 
[16:11.00](白)
[16:11.00]哈哈哈哈
[16:13.00] 
[16:13.00]生: (白)
[16:13.00]可知我福至心灵，
[16:14.50] 
[16:14.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:14.50]天从人愿呀，
[16:16.00] 
[16:16.00]生: (白)
[16:16.00]笑话，文章妙手偶得，非关天助，天
[16:20.50] 
[16:20.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:20.50]对啦，对啦，非关天助，事在人为
[16:27.00] 
[16:27.00]生: (白)
[16:27.00]吓，哦，唔通，投石冲开水底天嘅，就系，
[16:31.50] 
[16:31.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:31.50]就系蠢材所干呀，相公
[16:35.00] 
[16:35.00]生: (白)
[16:35.00]唔蠢唔蠢，叻仔添，好吧，听朝有得打
[16:39.50] 
[16:39.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:39.50]吓，乜重要得打呀？相公
[16:42.50] 
[16:42.50]生: (白)
[16:42.50]打赏呀
[16:43.50] 
[16:43.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:43.50]哦，打赏，咁赏的乜嘢呢？
[16:46.50] 
[16:46.50]生: (白)
[16:46.50]赏你利是一封，金钱三个啦
[16:49.50] 
[16:49.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:49.50]赏利是一封，金钱三个，哎，乜得三个钱咋？
[16:56.50] 
[16:56.50]生: (白)
[16:56.50]嫌少呀？
[16:57.50] 
[16:57.50]阿祥: (白)
[16:57.50]唔系嫌少，不过难分啲啫
[17:00.00] 
[17:00.00]生: (白)
[17:00.00]点解难分呢？
[17:01.00] 
[17:01.00]阿祥: (白)
[17:01.00]嗱，两个人分三个钱，咁点分呀？阿你教我喇又
[17:06.00] 
[17:06.00]生: (白)
[17:06.00]两个人？边两个人呀？
[17:08.50] 
[17:08.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:08.50]相公呀，你唔知道㗎喇，嗱，呢个就笨人出手啦，重有一个精人出口㗎嘛
[17:16.00] 
[17:16.00]生: (白)
[17:16.00]他是谁人？
[17:17.00] 
[17:17.00]阿祥: (白)
[17:17.00]他，他就是夫人嘅哥哥，相公嘅大舅，当今翰林学士苏东坡！
[17:26.00] 
[17:26.00]生: (白)
[17:26.00]哦，系佢
[17:27.50] 
[17:27.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:27.50]系佢呀相公，嗱，闭门推出窗前月，七字联成，本来就系好浅嘅啫，我见你成晚对呀，对呀，对来对去都无辞以对，急到一头烟，咁我就讲畀苏相公听咯喎，你估佢点呀？
[17:46.00] 
[17:46.00]生: (白)
[17:46.00]点呀？
[17:46.50] 
[17:46.50]阿祥: (白)
[17:46.50]佢就交畀我一块瓦片，佢叫我水中投石，佢话听见泵一声，包你豁然开朗，浮想联翩呀
[17:58.50] 
[17:58.50]生: (白)
[17:58.50]啊，原来如此
[18:03.00] 
[18:03.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:03.00]原来如此
[18:05.00] 
[18:05.00]生: (白)
[18:05.00]多嘴
[18:06.00] 
[18:06.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:06.00]唏唏，相公呀，而家你唔驶我喇嘛？
[18:08.00] 
[18:08.00]生: (白)
[18:08.00]唔驶你喇！
[18:08.50] 
[18:08.50]阿祥: (白)
[18:08.50]嗱，咁我去睏觉咯喎
[18:09.50] 
[18:09.50]生: (白)
[18:09.50]你去睏觉啦！你去啦
[18:10.00] 
[18:10.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:10.00]咁我去睏觉啦吓，哎，相公呀，记住嚟噃，听朝一早，我就要双封㗎
[18:16.00] 
[18:16.00]生: (白)
[18:16.00]乜嘢哇？
[18:16.50] 
[18:16.50]阿祥: (白)
[18:16.50]利是呀嘛
[18:17.50] 
[18:17.50]生: (白)
[18:17.50]得喇，去睏觉啦！
[18:19.00] 
[18:19.00]阿祥: (白)
[18:19.00]嗱，咁我去睏觉喇吓，
[18:20.50] 
[18:20.50](念白)
[18:20.50]窗前月，水底天，触动灵机，我立刻睏觉，呜啦呜啦
[18:45.00] 
[18:45.00]生: (花)
[18:45.00]多谢东坡来指点，大好文章本天然。
[18:53.50]去饮玉液琼浆，立向试官交卷；
[19:13.00]小姐你捧杯来迎接，莫非已知我奏凯归旋。
[19:20.50] 
[19:20.50]旦: (接唱)
[19:20.50]我突闻池水响声，担心你对对不成，会自寻短见；
[19:31.00] 
[19:31.00]生: (白)
[19:31.00]哦，原来你会以为我对你嘅对联对唔出会投水自尽呀
[19:39.00] 
[19:39.00]旦: (白)
[19:39.00]系顶啦
[19:40.50] 
[19:40.50]生: (白)
[19:40.50]咁你太睇小人喇你
[19:43.00] 
[19:43.00](接唱)
[19:43.00]实在你一出对头，我经已想好对尾㗎喇，不过现在才欢喜对你明言咋。
[19:54.50] 
[19:54.50]旦: (接唱)
[19:54.50]如此敏捷才思，真是世间罕见；
[20:04.00] 
[20:04.00]生: (接唱)
[20:04.00]嗱，你嘅上联系闭门推出窗前月，我嘅下联系投石冲开水底天
[20:18.00] 
[20:18.00](白)
[20:18.00]你话通不通，妙不妙呀
[20:22.00] 
[20:22.00]旦: (白)
[20:22.00]闭门推出窗前月，投石冲开水底天，果然是功力适敌，天衣无缝，相公真不愧一代才人喇
[20:42.00] 
[20:42.00]生: (白)
[20:42.00]一代才人？一代呆人啫啩
[20:45.50] 
[20:45.50]旦: (白)
[20:45.50]唔系呆人，系才人呀相公，嗱，若非是才人，又点会话头醒尾，一点就明呢？
[21:00.00] 
[21:00.00]生: (白)
[21:00.00]才人也好，呆人也好，如果三则难题，今晚夜我答不上来，就要在花园露宿，受那寒露风侵，如果染上疾病呀，听朝你要来抬人呀
[21:16.50] 
[21:16.50]旦: (白)
[21:16.50]如此说，我触犯了相公啦，好，待奴请罪就是，相公幸勿见怪
[21:31.00] 
[21:31.00]生: (白)
[21:31.00]哈哈哈
[21:36.00] 
[21:36.00](双飞蝴蝶)
[21:36.00]云破月光明，
[21:40.50]眼底清辉花弄影，
[21:47.00] 
[21:47.00]旦: (接唱)
[21:47.00]携手步中庭，
[21:51.50]青天碧海看双星，
[21:58.00] 
[21:58.00]生: (接唱)
[21:58.00]今宵喜过殿试簪花庆，
[22:05.00] 
[22:05.00]旦: (接唱)
[22:05.00]玉杯佳酿合当相敬，
[22:12.50] 
[22:12.50]生: (接唱)
[22:12.50]与卿卿肝胆相倾，
[22:19.00] 
[22:19.00]旦: (接唱)
[22:19.00]孟光举案偕同命，
[22:23.00] 
[22:23.00]生: (接唱)
[22:23.00]小生感铭，
[22:26.50]举杯邀月最怡情，
[22:30.50] 
[22:30.50]旦: (接唱)
[22:30.50]千秋佳话永留名，
[22:34.00] 
[22:34.00]生、旦: (同唱)
[22:34.00]人间多美景
[22:41.50]