切換到繁體
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 [ti:铁嘴鸡]
 [ar:张月儿 邓碧云]
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 [by:operawillis@gmail.com]
  
[00:00.00]铁嘴鸡
[00:00.00]张月儿 邓碧云演唱
[00:00.00]张月儿饰夫人
[00:00.00]邓碧云饰八婆/铁嘴鸡
[00:00.00]陈良忠饰亲家
[00:00.00] 
[00:21.50]夫人: (长句二流)
[00:21.50]财与贵样样齐，
[00:29.00]可惜丁微得一粒仔，
[00:35.50]虽系姻缘订下，
[00:39.00]但系有的问题 (合)，
[00:56.50]个只铁嘴鸡，
[01:00.00]我曾经下聘礼，
[01:04.00]怕佢言谎意乱样样嚟，
[01:11.50]想话退却鸳盟，
[01:15.00]但系亲家佢唔制 (上)；
[01:35.50] 
[01:35.50](五锤合尺花)
[01:35.50]逼住要寒盟悔约 (士)，
[01:42.00]与乖仔另娶贤妻 (尺)。
[01:47.50]我约咗个媒人到来 (合)，
[01:54.00]畀相片我睇 (上)；
[03:31.50] 
[03:31.50]亲家: (插白)
[03:31.50]八婆: (？)
[03:31.50]婚姻变幻我真心翳，
[03:35.50]拆散良缘唔份制，
[03:38.50]我要用吓我的计，
[03:43.00]我梳番二寸髻，
[03:47.00]呢扮个媒婆来用计，
[03:50.50]定必解决问题
[03:57.50] 
[03:57.50](接白)
[03:57.50]啊，亚间既怕系咯，入去睇一睇，拜见夫人
[04:12.00] 
[04:12.00]夫人: (白榄)
[04:12.00]呢位亚婆系乜嘢名呀？
[04:15.00] 
[04:15.00]八婆: (白榄)
[04:15.00]我系媒婆八
[04:17.00] 
[04:17.00]夫人: (白榄)
[04:17.00]哦点解六婆佢唔嚟呢？
[04:19.50] 
[04:19.50]八婆: (白榄)
[04:19.50]佢去咗马六甲
[04:22.50] 
[04:22.50]夫人: (白榄)
[04:22.50]我未曾同你见过面噃
[04:25.50] 
[04:25.50]八婆: (白榄)
[04:25.50]呢哽系啦，我系新扎噃
[04:29.00] 
[04:29.00]夫人: (白榄)
[04:29.00]哦，咁你有冇拧相嚟呀？
[04:31.50] 
[04:31.50]八婆: (白榄)
[04:31.50]呢，一大叠
[04:33.50] 
[04:33.50]夫人: (白榄)
[04:33.50]拧嚟我睇过
[04:35.50] 
[04:35.50]八婆: (白榄)
[04:35.50]你睇下边个合格
[04:38.00] 
[04:38.00]夫人: (白)
[04:38.00]呀，拧嚟睇下啦
[04:59.00] 
[04:59.00](减字芙蓉)
[04:59.00]呢个面胚都唔错，弊在佢眼眉低。
[05:06.00] 
[05:06.00](白)
[05:06.00]呢个唔得
[05:09.00] 
[05:09.00](接唱)
[05:09.00]呢个玉润又珠圆，
[05:13.00] 
[05:13.00]八婆: (接唱)
[05:13.00]唉吔，衰在佢个格甩底弊；
[05:17.50] 
[05:17.50]夫人: (白)
[05:17.50]点解呀？
[05:19.00] 
[05:19.00]八婆: (白)
[05:19.00]唉吔，佢有臭狐㗎佢
[05:20.50] 
[05:20.50]夫人: (白)
[05:20.50]哗，咁就唔好搞咯
[05:24.00] 
[05:24.00](接唱)
[05:24.00]呢个身材相当靓噃，
[05:27.50] 
[05:27.50]八婆: (白)
[05:27.50]唉吔，呢咪领嘢呀
[05:29.00] 
[05:29.00]夫人: (白)
[05:29.00]点解呢？
[05:31.00] 
[05:31.00]八婆: (白)
[05:31.00]系，佢嘅身材系唔错，但系你睇落啊
[05:35.00] 
[05:35.00](接唱)
[05:35.00]睇落成只系马拉鸡。
[05:38.50] 
[05:38.50]夫人: (白)
[05:38.50]唉吔，好彩你讲啫
[05:51.00] 
[05:51.00](接唱)
[05:51.00]呢个口大似血盘，佢食穷郎就唔使睇；
[06:00.00] 
[06:00.00]八婆: (白)
[06:00.00]你真系眼力咯
[06:02.50] 
[06:02.50]夫人: (笑白)
[06:02.50]呀，呢个靓哩
[06:06.00] 
[06:06.00](接唱)
[06:06.00]呢个十全兼十美，
[06:09.50] 
[06:09.50]八婆: (白)
[06:09.50]唔得㗎夫人，嗱，你睇下，呢个张相系半身嘅嘛
[06:16.50] 
[06:16.50](接唱)
[06:16.50]呢佢成只右脚跛。
[06:20.50] 
[06:20.50]夫人: (白)
[06:20.50]唉吔，哦，媒婆八，你点解啰，嗮成叠的箩底吸血嚟畀夫人睇㗎又
[06:51.50] 
[06:51.50]八婆: (白)
[06:51.50]唉吔，全城的靓女仔，靓大姐全都系嗮呢度嘅啦
[06:56.00] 
[06:56.00]夫人: (白)
[06:56.00]我唔信啫，全城冇个好女仔，靓女仔嘅咪
[07:01.50] 
[07:01.50]八婆: (白)
[07:01.50]咁又唔系话冇，据我媒婆八所知，就得两个啫
[07:06.50] 
[07:06.50]夫人: (白)
[07:06.50]呀，咁有两个得啦，你可以介绍畀阿夫人做新抱嘅嘛
[07:47.00] 
[07:47.00]八婆: (白)
[07:47.00]单单呢两个，你又未必娶到噃
[07:49.50] 
[07:49.50]夫人: (白)
[07:49.50]点解呀？边两个咁架势，咁巴闭呀又？
[07:53.50] 
[07:53.50]八婆: (白)
[07:53.50]讲第一个你听啦
[07:54.50] 
[07:54.50]夫人: (白)
[07:54.50]好呀，讲啦，讲啦
[07:55.50] 
[07:55.50]八婆: (正线中板)
[07:55.50]第一位好姑娘，
[08:02.00]佢有杨贵妃嘅样貌，
[08:05.50]三从四德佢都样样齐。
[08:13.50]能够相夫君，
[08:20.00]积得百万嘅家财，
[08:23.00]助夫佢高升禄位；
[08:31.00]佢又持家有道，
[08:38.00]谆谆训子，
[08:41.00]贤良淑妇，
[08:44.50]早有名题。
[08:47.50] 
[08:47.50]夫人: (白)
[08:47.50]啤，亚媒婆八呀，哈你讲呢个人都已经嫁咗人嘅啦，生晒仔赚恨者，
[10:12.50] 
[10:12.50](接唱)
[10:12.50]唉吔，八婆你讲到夫人心花怒放，
[10:18.00]唔该讲埋第二个女仔系边一位；
[11:25.50] 
[11:25.50]八婆: (白)
[11:25.50]呵，嘅有的似，
[11:29.00] 
[11:29.00](反线旱天雷)
[11:29.00]好似花旦邓碧云，
[11:33.00]生得样子几好睇，
[11:37.00]兼夹十分贤得纯品，
[11:39.50]更兼样样齐，
[11:43.50]佢时时助家理务又勤诲言第，
[11:51.00]佢论样貌成个系富贵，
[11:55.50]担保系生好多仔，
[11:59.00]讲到事干又精又叻又唔会麻烦输亏，
[12:05.50]为人义气噃偏多计仔，
[12:10.50]佢又能助理父亲营商，
[12:15.00]是女中丈夫嘅行为
[12:19.50] 
[12:19.50]夫人: (白)
[12:19.50]唉吔，呢个啱到极啰，嘻嘻
[12:24.50] 
[12:24.50](二王)
[12:24.50]正合乖仔嘅娇妻，
[12:28.50]恨到我口水缧缧啼，
[12:33.00]好心八婆你出下术，
[12:37.00]同我撮合眉齐，
[12:41.00] 
[12:41.00](白)
[12:41.00]亚八婆，你好心啦，同我撮合呢段婚姻啦
[13:17.00] 
[13:17.00]八婆: (接唱)
[13:17.00]可惜佢本是姑娘，
[13:21.00]佢食个人家嘅茶礼，
[13:26.50] 
[13:26.50]夫人: (接唱)
[13:26.50]佢系谁家之女，
[13:30.00] 
[13:30.00]八婆: (接唱)
[13:30.00]就系秋云黄姓，人人叫佢做铁嘴鸡。
[13:40.50] 
[13:40.50]夫人: (短序)
[13:40.50]哦，原来就系铁嘴鸡
[13:43.50] 
[13:43.50]八婆: (唱曲)
[13:43.50]乜你都素呀仰佢个大名，
[13:48.00] 
[13:48.00]夫人: (接唱)
[13:48.00]佢食咗我的家茶礼；
[14:23.00] 
[14:23.00](王祥哭灵)
[14:23.00]个个铁嘴鸡，
[14:26.00]我慌佢品行曳，
[14:30.50] 
[14:30.50]八婆: (接唱)
[14:30.50]我话铁嘴鸡，
[14:32.50]佢品德优美绝冇胡为，
[14:37.00] 
[14:37.00]夫人: (接唱)
[14:37.00]喂，我担心佢待我心爱孩儿乱咁嚟，
[14:43.00]我得一粒仔咋，
[14:45.00]怕受佢专制噃
[14:55.00] 
[14:55.00]八婆: (走马)
[14:55.00]铁嘴鸡，
[14:56.50]包佢变自然贵，
[15:00.50]你冇呀须心挂系，
[15:05.00] 
[15:05.00]夫人: (接唱)
[15:05.00]唉吔，我担心铁呀铁嘴鸡，
[15:10.50]口花花破坏我家规，
[15:14.50] 
[15:14.50]八婆: (接唱)
[15:14.50]我敢担保佢成人都绝冇胡为，
[15:20.50] 
[15:20.50]夫人: (接唱)
[15:20.50]唉吔，点解你帮住铁嘴鸡呢，
[15:25.00] 
[15:25.00]八婆: (接唱)
[15:25.00]铁嘴鸡是贤良女仔，
[15:29.50]我保证你乖乖仔得个贤良淑妇妻
[16:53.50] 
[16:53.50](接白)
[16:53.50]铁嘴鸡就即系黄秋云，黄秋云就似邓碧云，邓碧云又似铁嘴鸡，铁嘴鸡咪即系八婆啰
[17:03.50] 
[17:03.50]夫人: (白)
[17:03.50]吓，乜系你呀八婆，
[17:05.50] 
[17:05.50]八婆: (白)
[17:05.50]唔
[17:06.50] 
[17:06.50]夫人: (白)
[17:06.50]乜原来系我个未来新抱呀？
[17:08.00] 
[17:08.00]八婆: (白)
[17:08.00]好话啦
[17:10.00] 
[17:10.00]夫人: (锣鼓过门白)
[17:10.00]嘻嘻，唉吔，真系开心啰
[17:15.50] 
[17:15.50](五锤花)
[17:15.50]我见此贤良淑妇，
[17:20.00] 
[17:20.00](白)
[17:20.00]唉吔，佢真系聪明伶俐嘅啫
[17:23.00] 
[17:23.00](接唱)
[17:23.00]唉吔令我笑口垂垂。
[17:33.00]新抱冇娶铁嘴鸡，
[17:39.00] 
[17:39.00]八婆: (白)
[17:39.00]唉吔，夫人，点解你出乎语反乎语㗎？
[17:45.00] 
[17:45.00]夫人: (白)
[17:45.00]你冇使咁急啫，我重有下句嘅
[17:48.50] 
[17:48.50](接唱)
[17:48.50]我话冇娶铁嘴鸡重娶边一位；
[17:57.50] 
[17:57.50]八婆: (白)
[17:57.50]多谢夫人
[17:59.00] 
[17:59.00]夫人: (白)
[17:59.00]唔使，
[18:05.00] 
[18:05.00](接唱)
[18:05.00]系喇，你快的番去屋企叫你老窦准备良辰吉日，
[18:14.00]你重要坐大红花轿番来。
[18:28.00]